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Shy Hobbit · 03-05-2003, 05:29 PM

Elrond: Alright, which one of you put these ridiculous plaits and trinkets in my hair?!

Merry: Should we tell him it was Arwen?

Legolas: No, let's just get out of here before he realizes she likes Aragorn

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-05-2003, 06:31 PM

Elrond: (thinking) "Well, there goes any chance of saving Middle-Earth. Better start packing for the Undying Lands...."

Faenaduial · 03-05-2003, 09:13 PM

Elrond (thinking) Well that's one bunch of house guest I've gotten rid of. Now I wonder how to get rid of the rest of them.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-06-2003, 08:36 AM

It was then that Elrond realized there was something sticking out of his nose.

(Can you imagine it? "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said with some unsightly green blob stuck to his face.)

OR

Elrond: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

*blank stares*

Elrond: "Okay, you'll be stuck together on this long journey until one of you dies and you all split up."

All: "Ohhhhhh! Right! Gotcha!"

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Airehiriel · 03-06-2003, 12:13 PM

Bored with conventional rodeo, Gandalf decided to spice up his life by rustling up some Balrogs.

the real nazgul · 03-06-2003, 12:21 PM

Gandalf, meteor stopper

Shy Hobbit · 03-06-2003, 02:02 PM

I told you to LEGGO MY EGGO!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Meela · 03-06-2003, 02:14 PM

the new chef had a few problems with the main course

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-06-2003, 05:08 PM

LOL! Good ones!
Hope it isnt too early for a new picture:

Lady Iverin · 03-06-2003, 08:25 PM

Pippin: This is what happens when you don't listen to your ole dad and stay home like a good boy!

A little lame; I'll do a better one later. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Faenaduial · 03-06-2003, 08:50 PM

Fighting these dangling pink tennis balls is harder than it looks.

Meela · 03-07-2003, 07:02 AM

(what the heck is that in the background???? it looks like gimli, so im using that)

Gimli's strip show scared away more than just the orcs.

Airehiriel · 03-07-2003, 08:45 AM

Gimli.....strip show......ewwwwww

Okay, here's mine:

Pippin: *desperately trying to look mean and intimidating* bares teeth at on coming Orc.

Orc: *stops and looks at Pippins teeth* I'm sorry, but, you've got something between your teeth, and it's really bugging me. Could you get it please?

Pippin: shakes his head and looks a little startled, but proceeds to try and pick out food.

Orc: No, no, it's right here. *points to the spot on his own teeth (which are amazingly pearly white)* Right between these two.

Pippin finally gets the food out.

Orc: *breathes a sigh* Thank you so much. I hate to be a bother you know. But it was just grossing me out. I just can't work under those conditions.

While the Orc finishes complaining, Merry stabs him in the back.

Pippin: Oh, thanks Merry. He was getting on my nerves!

the real nazgul · 03-07-2003, 11:10 AM

"Dont look now guys; i just trod in dog poop!"

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-07-2003, 06:24 PM

Here is the image you were trying to post (it gave me a pretty unflattering thumbnail of Gandalf saying "Loser" and berating you for trying to directly link to an image on their servers).

Shy Hobbit · 03-07-2003, 07:26 PM

That's the one, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I was a little shocked to see if the pic I posted had any replies and there was Gandalf looking right at me "Loser!" Although that was sort of amusing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merry and Pippin: *gasp* Gandalf is calling people names!

*sigh* I know it was bad [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-07-2003, 09:15 PM

"Wait a minute...a hot tub and..ALE? Hey, i thought they were having a serious council!!"

"Come on! Let's crash this party!!"

Gorwingel · 03-08-2003, 12:54 AM

Eeewww! I didn't know they were going to have a pool party instead of a council.

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-08-2003, 06:45 AM

Pippin: *gasp* Man she's hot!
Merry: Uh, Pippin. I think aragorn is threatening to kill you....

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-08-2003, 11:02 AM

LOL! laughed out loud at that last one!

and yes they were going to have a pool party! that was why it was SECRET, so nobody could come and see the royalty acting like fools!

Lyra Greenleaf · 03-08-2003, 11:06 AM

Merry: Are they eating...?
Pippin: Can I see...?
*Together: Mushrooms???????????????

Meela · 03-08-2003, 11:14 AM

Merry: since when has Elrond worn stilettoes???

Pippin: you didn't realise? pfff...

Anything but Arwen · 03-08-2003, 12:55 PM

Both: Oh my god!

Merry: The Horror!

Pippin: Elrond.....tap dancing.....NOOOOOOO!

No idea where *that* came from....

Anything but Arwen · 03-08-2003, 12:58 PM

Merry: Oh my god!

Pippin: They have PIE!

Again....no idea.....right....i'll shut up now...

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 03-09-2003, 11:44 AM

Do I sense that it is time for another?

I hate Mondays.

Goldberry · 03-09-2003, 12:07 PM

"I want my mommy!!!!!"

I know, it's lame [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Meela · 03-09-2003, 12:45 PM

Ahhhh! Not the bunnies!!

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-09-2003, 01:24 PM

The Pippin one 2 or so photos up-

Pippin: Constipated....can't...help....myself....
Yes, I do know I'm nasty, thanks for asking. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

The new one:
Saruman:
Look, I think you just stepped in something...no I am NOT going to help you get out!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-09-2003, 01:52 PM

The picture that had many White Wizards going pro-abortion.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-09-2003, 02:35 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Look at my HAIR!!!!!!

dragoneyes · 03-09-2003, 03:27 PM

Uruk-Hai: How am I supposed to kill anything if I haven't got any eyes?
Saruman: Just randomly slash at things, it usually works.

Gorwingel · 03-09-2003, 04:46 PM

Oh My! that is a scary looking picture [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Orc: I seem to be a little sticky, could you hand me a paper towel, Please?

Lady Iverin · 03-10-2003, 08:35 PM

This is for the Merry and Pippin one. I tried posting it a while back but my computer wouldn't let me.

Merry: Omigosh! Gandalf's doing the wedgie dance!
Pippin: Oh no! And there goes Elrond and Boromir and Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli and... No, Frodo, no!
Merry: Don't give in to the power of the ring, Frodo!
Pippin: What ring? All I see are bunch of demented people!

Can you tell that I'm around my little sister and her friends way too much?!

Btw, the Saruman pic won't come up for me. Any idea why? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-10-2003, 09:16 PM

Creature: Eeeeeeee ... Uh ... Oh, sorry, wrong film. Can anyone point me in the direction of the Nostromo?

Airehiriel · 03-11-2003, 10:31 AM

Aragron: How many times do I have to tell you? NO, I do NOT want to dance with you!

Meela · 03-11-2003, 01:26 PM

Aragorn: thats it, wiggle those hips! yeh, baby! *tango music*

or

Aragorn: that's the last date we'll be going on together...

Sapphire_Flame · 03-11-2003, 01:54 PM

Aragorn: Hang on a sec, I think you've got something in your eye....

okay, bad, gimme a break I'm tired...

Shy Hobbit · 03-11-2003, 05:01 PM

I'm flattered, really. But for the last time, I'M ALREADY TAKEN!

[ March 11, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

dragoneyes · 03-11-2003, 05:17 PM

Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll have that helmet off you in a bit.

That Uruk reminds me of the one on the original thread who looked like he was really peeved off at having his helmet stuck on his head or something.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-11-2003, 05:41 PM

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ARWEN!!!!!

03-05-2003, 05:29 PM	#1281
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Elrond: Alright, which one of you put these ridiculous plaits and trinkets in my hair?! Merry: Should we tell him it was Arwen? Legolas: No, let's just get out of here before he realizes she likes Aragorn __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-05-2003, 06:31 PM	#1282
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Elrond: (thinking) "Well, there goes any chance of saving Middle-Earth. Better start packing for the Undying Lands...." __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-05-2003, 09:13 PM	#1283
Faenaduial Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mirkwood - 710 miles WtR Posts: 246	Elrond (thinking) Well that's one bunch of house guest I've gotten rid of. Now I wonder how to get rid of the rest of them. __________________ Risk everything, or gain nothing. -- Geoffrey De Charny, 1358 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

03-06-2003, 08:36 AM	#1284
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	It was then that Elrond realized there was something sticking out of his nose. (Can you imagine it? "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said with some unsightly green blob stuck to his face.) OR Elrond: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" blank stares Elrond: "Okay, you'll be stuck together on this long journey until one of you dies and you all split up." All: "Ohhhhhh! Right! Gotcha!" [ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ] __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-06-2003, 12:13 PM	#1285
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Bored with conventional rodeo, Gandalf decided to spice up his life by rustling up some Balrogs. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

03-06-2003, 12:21 PM	#1286
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	Gandalf, meteor stopper __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

03-06-2003, 02:02 PM	#1287
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	I told you to LEGGO MY EGGO!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-06-2003, 02:14 PM	#1288
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	the new chef had a few problems with the main course __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-06-2003, 05:08 PM	#1289
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	LOL! Good ones! Hope it isnt too early for a new picture: __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-06-2003, 08:25 PM	#1290
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 79	Pippin: This is what happens when you don't listen to your ole dad and stay home like a good boy! A little lame; I'll do a better one later. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

03-06-2003, 08:50 PM	#1291
Faenaduial Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mirkwood - 710 miles WtR Posts: 246	Fighting these dangling pink tennis balls is harder than it looks. __________________ Risk everything, or gain nothing. -- Geoffrey De Charny, 1358 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

03-07-2003, 07:02 AM	#1292
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	(what the heck is that in the background???? it looks like gimli, so im using that) Gimli's strip show scared away more than just the orcs. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-07-2003, 08:45 AM	#1293
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Gimli.....strip show......ewwwwww Okay, here's mine: Pippin: desperately trying to look mean and intimidating bares teeth at on coming Orc. Orc: stops and looks at Pippins teeth I'm sorry, but, you've got something between your teeth, and it's really bugging me. Could you get it please? Pippin: shakes his head and looks a little startled, but proceeds to try and pick out food. Orc: No, no, it's right here. points to the spot on his own teeth (which are amazingly pearly white) Right between these two. Pippin finally gets the food out. Orc: breathes a sigh Thank you so much. I hate to be a bother you know. But it was just grossing me out. I just can't work under those conditions. While the Orc finishes complaining, Merry stabs him in the back. Pippin: Oh, thanks Merry. He was getting on my nerves! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

03-07-2003, 11:10 AM	#1294
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	"Dont look now guys; i just trod in dog poop!" __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

03-07-2003, 06:24 PM	#1295
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Here is the image you were trying to post (it gave me a pretty unflattering thumbnail of Gandalf saying "Loser" and berating you for trying to directly link to an image on their servers). __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-07-2003, 07:26 PM	#1296
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	That's the one, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I was a little shocked to see if the pic I posted had any replies and there was Gandalf looking right at me "Loser!" Although that was sort of amusing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Merry and Pippin: gasp Gandalf is calling people names! sigh I know it was bad [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-07-2003, 09:15 PM	#1297
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	"Wait a minute...a hot tub and..ALE? Hey, i thought they were having a serious council!!" "Come on! Let's crash this party!!" __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-08-2003, 12:54 AM	#1298
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Eeewww! I didn't know they were going to have a pool party instead of a council. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

03-08-2003, 06:45 AM	#1299
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Pippin: gasp Man she's hot! Merry: Uh, Pippin. I think aragorn is threatening to kill you.... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-08-2003, 11:02 AM	#1300
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	LOL! laughed out loud at that last one! and yes they were going to have a pool party! that was why it was SECRET, so nobody could come and see the royalty acting like fools! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-08-2003, 11:06 AM	#1301
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	Merry: Are they eating...? Pippin: Can I see...? *Together: Mushrooms??????????????? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

03-08-2003, 11:14 AM	#1302
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Merry: since when has Elrond worn stilettoes??? Pippin: you didn't realise? pfff... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-08-2003, 12:55 PM	#1303
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Both: Oh my god! Merry: The Horror! Pippin: Elrond.....tap dancing.....NOOOOOOO! No idea where that came from.... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

03-08-2003, 12:58 PM	#1304
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Merry: Oh my god! Pippin: They have PIE! Again....no idea.....right....i'll shut up now... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

03-09-2003, 11:44 AM	#1305
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	Do I sense that it is time for another? I hate Mondays. __________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

03-09-2003, 12:07 PM	#1306
Goldberry Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 338	"I want my mommy!!!!!" I know, it's lame [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

03-09-2003, 12:45 PM	#1307
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Ahhhh! Not the bunnies!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-09-2003, 01:24 PM	#1308
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	The Pippin one 2 or so photos up- Pippin: Constipated....can't...help....myself.... Yes, I do know I'm nasty, thanks for asking. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] The new one: Saruman: Look, I think you just stepped in something...no I am NOT going to help you get out! __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-09-2003, 01:52 PM	#1309
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	The picture that had many White Wizards going pro-abortion. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-09-2003, 02:35 PM	#1310
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Look at my HAIR!!!!!! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-09-2003, 03:27 PM	#1311
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Uruk-Hai: How am I supposed to kill anything if I haven't got any eyes? Saruman: Just randomly slash at things, it usually works. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

03-09-2003, 04:46 PM	#1312
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Oh My! that is a scary looking picture [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Orc: I seem to be a little sticky, could you hand me a paper towel, Please? __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

03-10-2003, 08:35 PM	#1313
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 79	This is for the Merry and Pippin one. I tried posting it a while back but my computer wouldn't let me. Merry: Omigosh! Gandalf's doing the wedgie dance! Pippin: Oh no! And there goes Elrond and Boromir and Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli and... No, Frodo, no! Merry: Don't give in to the power of the ring, Frodo! Pippin: What ring? All I see are bunch of demented people! Can you tell that I'm around my little sister and her friends way too much?! Btw, the Saruman pic won't come up for me. Any idea why? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

03-10-2003, 09:16 PM	#1314
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Creature: Eeeeeeee ... Uh ... Oh, sorry, wrong film. Can anyone point me in the direction of the Nostromo? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-11-2003, 10:31 AM	#1315
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Aragron: How many times do I have to tell you? NO, I do NOT want to dance with you! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7