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04-25-2008, 03:46 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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It's scary, sitting on a horse, but as long as you have someone to hold your hand nothing bad should happen.
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04-25-2008, 04:17 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Guard: "Of course, Mr. Gandalf, Lord Sauron the Great awaits you..."
OR Gandalf: "Here's for the parking ticket, and please take my starship (in the background) to the dock..."
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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04-25-2008, 04:37 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Gandalf arrives at Minas Tirith in order to convince Boromir who had named him self "The Great Dragon Slayer" to join the quest for Erebor, unfortunately Boromir later claimed that the title had always been "The Great Dragoon Slayer"
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04-25-2008, 04:42 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: No, no, no! You're holding your spear all wrong! Try and make it straighter like Harry over there.
Guard2: Erm, my name's Bob. Gandalf: Shut up, Harry!
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04-25-2008, 06:24 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Guard: "Please, sir, wash your hands here before entering the city."
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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04-25-2008, 08:14 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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"Not a word, now," said Gandalf slipping the man some green.
"Not a word," winked Ingold.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-25-2008, 08:23 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Gandalf: I am telling you it is not a real arm. . . try to feel it.
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04-25-2008, 09:37 AM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,928
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Gandalf: This is how real men make an entrance... Wait... I'm not a man. Here, take my ring.
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04-25-2008, 09:40 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Shadowfax: Yeah, just put it in the cupboard until I get back would you?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-25-2008, 04:22 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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The guard stares in disbelief, as Gandalf after loosing faith in the fellowship desides to hand him the one ring in a rather uncerimonial fashion.
or The guards cannot belive their luck as Gandalf decides to hand them over the keys to Shadowfax Gandalf: Park it for me boys or The guard had no idea that the sweets Gandalf just gave him would soon tast of garlic and decaying matter.
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04-25-2008, 04:39 PM
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves
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Guard 1: "Charity for an ex-leper sir?"
Gandalf: "Even if I'm in a hurry to save the world... here, take care of yourself lad." Guard 2: "OMG, I can't believe He is buying it!"
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Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet... |
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04-25-2008, 07:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Gandalf: Alright, now we bring our hands back, snap, then grab one another's thumbs... yeah, just like that.
Guard: Swell! So I'm part of the Fellowship now? Gandalf: Sure, but you have to pay for your tee-shirt.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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04-25-2008, 09:46 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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A ling'ring touch, a longing glance,
A flower'd memory of that dance...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-26-2008, 01:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandlaf prepares to pull the leaver that will open the trap door beneath Denethor...
Denethor: There is no victory! We will all burn! Just you watch! I will not stay Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeee! Gandalf I hate yoooouuu!!!
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04-26-2008, 03:21 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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After a bizarre case of mistaken identities, Gandalf has to return teeth to disapointed Gondorians.
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04-26-2008, 04:34 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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guard thinks: Grreatt!! He brings in that thing again, now I'm on dooty-duty!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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04-26-2008, 09:31 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,512
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04-26-2008, 09:33 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,512
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Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: What lotion do YOU use?
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04-27-2008, 03:16 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Elves really should know better than to play with super-glue
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04-27-2008, 03:44 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The Elves haddn' t quite got the hang of this 'high-five' thing.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-27-2008, 08:56 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Frodo is great...ugh! Repulsive!
Figur: Hmmmm-mmmm, is this something Aragorn won't like? I can...make sure...he won't find out...for a price...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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04-27-2008, 01:29 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Arwen: "Just a second, Legolas, my telepathaphone keeps losing reception."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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04-27-2008, 01:36 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: *SLAP*
OR Arwen and Legolas, simultaneously: Your ears are weird! 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-27-2008, 04:44 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,512
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Guy-In-Background thinks: "Oooh what's that on my shoes? Huh, nothing, just light. Look, the light's on the floor, too! Fascinating. La de da. I am absorbed in the quality of light upon the floor. Hmm hm hm. These trees are clearly artificial." *whistles a few casual notes* "I sure hope Aragorn doesn't walk by right now... *looks up* "Oh come on, you guys! STILL! This is getting really awkward for me!"
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04-28-2008, 08:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Little Known Elven Fact: When greeting a fellow dignitary, it is customary for notible figures to approach one another and shake each others' ears. This acts as an efficient VIP badge...
Arwen: Ah ha! You're Legolas, Prince of Greenwood, no? Legolas: Sorry, I've got nothing on this ear of yours... Who are you again? Or... Arwen & Legolas: How do you dooo-? *yoink* Or... Arwen & Legolas: Where did you have you're ears done?! ~ Or... Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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04-28-2008, 08:55 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Figur: What manly hands...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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05-04-2008, 09:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Arwen, Figwit, and Legolas say their tearful farewells as Legolas is slowly devoured by Elrond's hair.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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05-04-2008, 03:00 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,928
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05-04-2008, 04:00 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,509
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Arwen: What foundation do you use? Your skin is so smooth.
Legolas: Oh, it's from my dermatologist, Gandalf...it's hypo-allergenic. The UV rays outside of Mirkwood wreak havoc on my Sindarin skin. You should try some, Arwen, your skin's a little rough.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 05-04-2008 at 05:08 PM. |
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05-05-2008, 11:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Elrond:
He'll eat nutritious lembas and swallow raw nightengale eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, ears, and legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days, I can make you a man... Arwen: Look deep into my eyes Legolas... You... Will... Believe in Elrond the Magnificent's... Manly Hair treatments... Figwit: I... Do... Believe! Arwen: Foiled again! Legolas: I can't help it babe, its the way my hair's supernatural ultra-sheen works. None shall resist and Elrond shall despair with horrible hair. *flips hair and puts on sunglasses* ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 05-05-2008 at 11:17 PM. |
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05-19-2008, 02:58 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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New picture times...
Let's get this train wreck back on the road... Yes...
 Bilbo very quickly regretted trying to smoke The Barrow Wight. OR The spirit of the Giant Ear finally left Bilbo's body!
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05-19-2008, 05:40 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Bilbo's attempt to blow a bubble with his gum is a complete failure.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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05-19-2008, 06:18 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
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Gandalf first practiced his exorcizing technique on Bilbo before he went on to Théoden.
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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05-19-2008, 07:13 AM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Unlike comic strip heroes with decades of practice, poor animated Bilbo was unable to keep his dialogue balloon aloft.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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05-19-2008, 08:16 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Bilbo: Ugh! It's sticky! What is it??
Gollum: Youuuu'll find out...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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05-19-2008, 08:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The reason Bilbo was a bachelor: bad breath.
OR Gandalf always did wonder what happened to his more magical hat... Bilbo ate it.
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05-22-2008, 02:03 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,928
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Bilbo: I knew blowing bubbles without a hoop was a bad idea-maybe I'll use a ring next time!
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05-22-2008, 05:21 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand
Posts: 56
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Bilbo blowing out the cobwebs.
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~ Kementari ~ Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo.
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05-22-2008, 08:16 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,512
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Bilbo: Yuck. Mushrooms will do that to you.
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