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Oddwen · 01-04-2008, 07:18 PM

Ugluk: GAHH! I said specifically in my contract NO diapers!

Thinlómien · 01-04-2008, 07:24 PM

Photographer: "Say Mickey Mouse."
Ugluk & child: "Mickey MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or

The nanny Mrs Jones had hired was not like she had expected her to be...

Lalwendë · 01-06-2008, 02:34 PM

davem takes extreme wardrobe measures to prevent the baby being sick on his best shirts yet again.

Mithalwen · 01-07-2008, 09:37 AM

Orcs love children - but even they find it hard to eat a whole one....

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-07-2008, 10:55 AM

The Uruk-hai was soon to discover that he was not the top of the foodchain.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-07-2008, 10:59 AM

Ugluk: Order up for table 29!

OR

This child has tied his shoelaces into Ugluk's hair.

Lalwendë · 01-08-2008, 04:12 AM

Another sleep deprived mother goes out for the day with her hair and teeth unbrushed and her make-up looking 'interesting'.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 09:40 AM

BOTH:Oh my gosh! It's a new picture!

Picture

We wants our preciousssssssss and we wants it NOW... we will bite their finger off, yes we will my preciousss my love!*Gollum*

Kitanna · 01-08-2008, 12:39 PM

Gollum tries new extra strength Rogaine.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2008, 12:46 PM

If only Gollum hadn't drunk all those hair growth hormones...

OR

This cat is sick of people telling him he looks like Gollum.

Gwathagor · 01-08-2008, 01:19 PM

"Esmeralda?"

Oddwen · 01-08-2008, 09:40 PM

Diamond: Oh Pippin, I'm so glad you're ho-OH MY VARDA! What have you done with Merry?!? Noooooooaargh....

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Diamond: Oh Pippin, I'm so glad you're ho-OH MY VARDA! What have you done with Merry?!? Noooooooaargh....

Well, Pippin must've let himself go... because he looks like a cat that says GOLLUM...

Oddwen · 01-08-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Well, Pippin must've let himself go... because he looks like a cat that says GOLLUM...

Ms. Diamond18 has two cats, one named Merry & one named Pippin.

'Not a bird! ' said Sam mournfully.
'No, no birds,' said Gollumcat. 'Nice birds! ' He licked his teeth. 'No birds here. There are snakeses, wormses, things in the pools. Lots of things, lots of nasty things. No birds,' he ended sadly. Sam looked at him with distaste.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 11:30 PM

Well different Pippin and Diamond then... because the actual character of Pippin marries a hobbit lass named Diamond of Long Cleeve.

Yes, I think I did know that though!

Mithalwen · 01-09-2008, 12:30 PM

A Sam-filled-fatty-puss

Lalwendë · 01-10-2008, 04:03 PM

Gollum-Cat's joke fails to impress the party: "I'll get me coat".

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2008, 04:04 PM

The budget* for The Hobbit was considerably less than that for The Lord of the Rings...

*As, indeed, was the budgie...

Bêthberry · 01-10-2008, 04:49 PM

Actually, it looks like Gollem-cat swallowed the budgie . . .

Lalwendë · 01-14-2008, 04:35 AM

Gollum Cat: "Frodo didn't give me my precioussss. Hck. Hck. Mua-ha-ha. These fur ballsss I'm gonna hack up all over his best cloak will sort him out...."

Maeggaladiel · 01-18-2008, 01:43 AM

"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!"

The Sixth Wizard · 01-20-2008, 03:41 AM

Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde kids ARE the spawn of evil.

Uruk: Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are!

EDIT: Sorry for quoting the wrong pic, but I can't see this next one and I missed the square with the red cross...

This isn't a Gollum-cat it's just an emo-teenager cat.

Cat1: "Life is pain. Just yesterday I ran into a mouse and there were these, like, posers eating it."

Cat2: "Yeah, man, only conformists eat mice."

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-21-2008, 01:26 PM

Fat cat Gollum!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-22-2008, 08:33 AM

scientists now think they have found the missing link in golems ancestry.

Lalwendë · 01-26-2008, 01:08 PM

Gollum cat just cannot hide his sense of distaste when he sees the curtain tie-backs straight outta 1989.

OR

Gollum cat's owner won't be laughing about having disturbed Gollum cat during a private grooming moment when she puts her coat on later and discovers what he left behind on the lining...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-14-2008, 10:30 AM

Okay, a new picture...

Saruman waits impatiently for the ferris wheel to start up.

OR

After four days, Saruman realised that the one design floor in Orthanc was the door that could only be opened from the inside...

Legate of Amon Lanc · 03-14-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Saruman waits impatiently for the ferris wheel to start up.

It may look like self-advertising, but:

Saruman waits impatiently for the fenris wheel to start up.

narfforc · 03-15-2008, 10:58 PM

When I asked for some Entertaiment I didn't expect this........

Oddwen · 03-16-2008, 04:44 AM

Saruman: No, no, no! This is all wrong! I asked for a room overlooking the tennis court, not the nuclear waste facility!

mormegil · 03-16-2008, 12:48 PM

Saruman rues the day he made the fateful decision to make beans the primary staple of his Urak-Hai army.

or

Saruman leaves in disgust the lastest meeting of the wizards when Gandalf resorts to his old antics.

or

Saruman leaves the forum when mormegil brings up Gandalf's old antics.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-16-2008, 01:20 PM

Saruman is caught spitting on people as they exit Orthanc from below.

OR

How Saruman lost his hat: It blew away.

Oddwen · 03-16-2008, 02:26 PM

S: Wait a minute! This isn't a landscape, this is a painting!!

Eönwë · 03-17-2008, 02:28 PM

You said there would be chocolate/pipeweed out here!

or

I uncloaked just for that!

Thinlómien · 03-19-2008, 04:51 AM

Saruman bought a brand new rainbow dress for the Isengard Pride 3018.

Mithalwen · 03-19-2008, 04:15 PM

Saruman is given "time out"

But HE started it!!!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-20-2008, 05:25 AM

Just how different the beauty-ideals of middle-earth is from ours, was clearly seen when Saruman was asked to do a L'Oreal advert.

The Only Real Estel · 03-24-2008, 08:50 PM

Saruman: "Oops. Well....I guess a penny dropped on someone's head from this height can kill them."

Valesse · 03-24-2008, 09:07 PM

After lobbing a brick off of the balcony.
Saruman: Scram you little punk! The Capulets don't even live on this block! ...And stay away from my roses! Rotten, good-fer-nothing kids always running through... might do us all some good to higher some guards... *dark muttering*

Gwathagor · 03-24-2008, 10:16 PM

*whines*

"Wormtongue dropped my shiny ball - down there..."

THE Ka · 03-25-2008, 12:01 AM

Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at?

or...

Saruman: Ahem! I specifically said, 'dramatic background', not something Turner threw up!

~ Ka

01-04-2008, 07:18 PM	#12801
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Ugluk: GAHH! I said specifically in my contract NO diapers! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-04-2008, 07:24 PM	#12802
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Photographer: "Say Mickey Mouse." Ugluk & child: "Mickey MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!" or The nanny Mrs Jones had hired was not like she had expected her to be... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-06-2008, 02:34 PM	#12803
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	davem takes extreme wardrobe measures to prevent the baby being sick on his best shirts yet again. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-07-2008, 09:37 AM	#12804
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Orcs love children - but even they find it hard to eat a whole one.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-07-2008, 10:59 AM	#12806
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ugluk: Order up for table 29! OR This child has tied his shoelaces into Ugluk's hair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-08-2008, 04:12 AM	#12807
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Another sleep deprived mother goes out for the day with her hair and teeth unbrushed and her make-up looking 'interesting'. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-08-2008, 09:40 AM	#12808
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	BOTH:Oh my gosh! It's a new picture! Picture We wants our preciousssssssss and we wants it NOW... we will bite their finger off, yes we will my preciousss my love!Gollum __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-08-2008, 12:39 PM	#12809
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gollum tries new extra strength Rogaine. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-08-2008, 12:46 PM	#12810
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	If only Gollum hadn't drunk all those hair growth hormones... OR This cat is sick of people telling him he looks like Gollum. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-08-2008, 01:19 PM	#12811
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,512	"Esmeralda?" __________________ Stories and songs. Last edited by Gwathagor; 01-08-2008 at 11:29 PM.

01-08-2008, 09:40 PM	#12812
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Diamond: Oh Pippin, I'm so glad you're ho-OH MY VARDA! What have you done with Merry?!? Noooooooaargh.... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-08-2008, 11:30 PM	#12815
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Well different Pippin and Diamond then... because the actual character of Pippin marries a hobbit lass named Diamond of Long Cleeve. Yes, I think I did know that though! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-09-2008, 12:30 PM	#12816
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Eating stupid fat hobbits made Gollum lose his lean and hungry look: *A Sam-filled-fatty-puss* __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-10-2008, 04:03 PM	#12817
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gollum-Cat's joke fails to impress the party: "I'll get me coat". __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-10-2008, 04:04 PM	#12818
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The budget* for The Hobbit was considerably less than that for The Lord of the Rings... *As, indeed, was the budgie... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-10-2008, 04:49 PM	#12819
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Actually, it looks like Gollem-cat swallowed the budgie . . . __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-14-2008, 04:35 AM	#12820
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gollum Cat: "Frodo didn't give me my precioussss. Hck. Hck. Mua-ha-ha. These fur ballsss I'm gonna hack up all over his best cloak will sort him out...." __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-18-2008, 01:43 AM	#12821
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-20-2008, 03:41 AM	#12822
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde kids ARE the spawn of evil. Uruk: Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are! EDIT: Sorry for quoting the wrong pic, but I can't see this next one and I missed the square with the red cross... This isn't a Gollum-cat it's just an emo-teenager cat. Cat1: "Life is pain. Just yesterday I ran into a mouse and there were these, like, posers eating it." Cat2: "Yeah, man, only conformists eat mice." Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 01-20-2008 at 03:51 AM.

01-21-2008, 01:26 PM	#12823
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fat cat Gollum! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead. Last edited by TheGreatElvenWarrior; 01-21-2008 at 07:04 PM.

01-22-2008, 08:33 AM	#12824
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	scientists now think they have found the missing link in golems ancestry. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-26-2008, 01:08 PM	#12825
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gollum cat just cannot hide his sense of distaste when he sees the curtain tie-backs straight outta 1989. OR Gollum cat's owner won't be laughing about having disturbed Gollum cat during a private grooming moment when she puts her coat on later and discovers what he left behind on the lining... __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-14-2008, 10:30 AM	#12826
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Let's get this show back on the proverbial road Okay, a new picture... Saruman waits impatiently for the ferris wheel to start up. OR After four days, Saruman realised that the one design floor in Orthanc was the door that could only be opened from the inside... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-15-2008, 10:58 PM	#12828
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	When I asked for some Entertaiment I didn't expect this........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-16-2008, 04:44 AM	#12829
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: No, no, no! This is all wrong! I asked for a room overlooking the tennis court, not the nuclear waste facility! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-16-2008, 12:48 PM	#12830
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman rues the day he made the fateful decision to make beans the primary staple of his Urak-Hai army. or Saruman leaves in disgust the lastest meeting of the wizards when Gandalf resorts to his old antics. or Saruman leaves the forum when mormegil brings up Gandalf's old antics. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-16-2008, 01:20 PM	#12831
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman is caught spitting on people as they exit Orthanc from below. OR How Saruman lost his hat: It blew away. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-16-2008, 02:26 PM	#12832
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	S: Wait a minute! This isn't a landscape, this is a painting!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-17-2008, 02:28 PM	#12833
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	You said there would be chocolate/pipeweed out here! or I uncloaked just for that! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-19-2008, 04:51 AM	#12834
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Saruman bought a brand new rainbow dress for the Isengard Pride 3018. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-19-2008, 04:15 PM	#12835
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Saruman is given "time out" But HE started it!!!! __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-24-2008, 08:50 PM	#12837
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "Oops. Well....I guess a penny dropped on someone's head from this height can kill them."

03-24-2008, 09:07 PM	#12838
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	After lobbing a brick off of the balcony. Saruman: Scram you little punk! The Capulets don't even live on this block! ...And stay away from my roses! Rotten, good-fer-nothing kids always running through... might do us all some good to higher some guards... dark muttering __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-24-2008, 10:16 PM	#12839
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,512	whines "Wormtongue dropped my shiny ball - down there..." __________________ Stories and songs.

03-25-2008, 12:01 AM	#12840
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at? or... Saruman: Ahem! I specifically said, 'dramatic background', not something Turner threw up! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?