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04-13-2007, 12:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Urukan Opener
Uruk: Move aside I'm hungry and I'm the only one with a can opener, so I get the best giblets.
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04-13-2007, 02:19 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Don't Stop Me Now
The zombies just kept on coming even though Shaun had embedded most of Ed's collection of Dire Straits LPs in their skulls.
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Gordon's alive!
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04-13-2007, 02:27 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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Orc leader looks towards nearby Rohirrim:"Omg, they killed Lurtz!"
Another orc: "You ba****ds!" OR Orc: What happened? Other Orc: He fainted after seeing Legolas.
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04-13-2007, 02:57 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Our camera shows you the South Stand here at Pittodrie, where today the Rangers fans are visiting.
or The Orcs found the One Ring, but then Steve dropped it down a drain. *(Hookbill, Steve the calamitous orc could be a Downer favourite)*
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04-13-2007, 07:58 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Uruk: That's the last time Steve uncloaks!
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04-13-2007, 08:09 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Brian the Uruk: "That's the last time Steve says me 'elmet looks like it's got an ice cream wafer stuck on top of it!"
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04-13-2007, 09:09 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Never fool about when on a balconyjust look what happened to Steve.
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04-13-2007, 11:54 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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"I fell into a Burning Ring of Fire. I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher. And it burns, burnsssssss...aaaaarrrghhh!"
Steve took his Johnny Cash routine too far.
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04-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Ramone the Uruk: Steve! Noo! He's dead! Oh Steve, Steve...hey! Those are MY pants!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-14-2007, 03:44 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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After performing an amazing song and dance routine about the way Saruman's belly button hair was the greatest in history, the Uruk leaps into a pit.
Uruk 1: That was great! Encore! Uruk 2: (looking down) Euh, guys? I don't think he'll be doing no encores . . . |
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04-14-2007, 11:33 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The Uruks discover the meaning of the phrase "Those who live by the sword...get shot by those who don't."
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04-15-2007, 01:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The reason the assault on Helms deep was delayed until nightfall?
It was unfortunate that the best Uruks were also the laziest. Uruk1: Come on, Jim, we have to break down the door! Jim the Uruk: No... Five more minutes... *snore*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-20-2007, 07:03 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Steve: "I'm not dead."
"I'm getting better." "I don't want to go on the cart." "I feel fine." "I feel happy!"
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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04-21-2007, 02:38 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Drugs were rampant in Isengard...
Uruk: Man... Have you ever felt how weird this rock is? ... Woooww. So... Stony. Uruk2: Hmm... Not the only one.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-21-2007, 07:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Uruk: "Art! Why did it have to be art?"
 Gandalf: "It's about time you rescued me!"
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04-21-2007, 09:29 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Eagle: ...give us a kiss...
Gandalf: C'mon...it's 5:30! I'm sleeping! |
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04-21-2007, 11:22 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: You feather-brained miscreant! I had it all under control!
Gwahir: Weren't you casting some sort of ice spell? Gandalf: Er...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-21-2007, 11:24 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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Me: Alright, just so everyone knows, NO uncloaking jokes, or else I'll negative-rep you into oblivion!
Just wanted to make that clear. . . 
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04-22-2007, 01:40 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf soon realised he couldn't hide anywhere from the Eagle Loan Sharks.
OR Famous last words... Gandalf: I say, Gwihir, have you put on weight?
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04-22-2007, 04:46 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Glad to see that I am not the only one sick of uncloaking jokes
There was a risk of burned feathers, but the eagles loved a roasted dinner/supper/tea
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04-22-2007, 04:52 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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ME is modern...
What took you so long? Didn't you get my SMS? Sorry, I was chatting...
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04-22-2007, 06:20 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,996
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That moment in evolutionary history when pterodactyls became birds.
OR A philogological conundrum explained: the confusion over the Greek πτερόσαυρος, pterosauros, meaning "winged lizard". Some errant scribes had inadvertently written "wizard" instead of "lizard." |
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04-22-2007, 09:22 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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After receiving the incriminating photos from her undercover aid, DCI Lalwende sends in her S.E.A.T. (Special Eagles and Tactics unit) to bring Gandalf the Grey's reign of uncloaking to an end.
(I swear this is the last one...I even said it's coming to an end   )
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04-22-2007, 12:49 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf was getting forgetful in his old age.
Gando: Thanks for saving me, Mr Eagle. Now we need to save the... erm... Who are the...? Erm... Oh, It'll come back to me, lets get back... Bilbo: 
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04-22-2007, 10:21 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Caution: Flammable..
Eagles: "Should we get the rest of the dwarves now?"
Gandalf: "No! They're the ones that caused all this by lighting up in a non-smoking forest!" |
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04-23-2007, 02:38 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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No smoking: punishment will be severe.
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04-23-2007, 03:32 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The Birds
"Now we have caught the sneaky thief who keeps raiding the bird table! Let's throw him on the barbecue for his sins!" OR The new series of Springwatch comes to an abrupt end when the birds finally take revenge on Bill Oddie for spying on their most intimate moments...
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04-23-2007, 03:56 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Gandalf: Don't you know who I am, bird?
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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04-23-2007, 05:25 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Gandalf: I have a bad feeling about this drop. There are Vietcong troops hiding in the trees!
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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04-23-2007, 05:39 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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OR Gwaihir: "That's the very last time you will insult us with that old 'Rats with wings' line, old fool!"
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04-23-2007, 06:02 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It is a little known fact that they did actually try to use the Eagles to destroy the Ring... but it went a bit wrong...
Gandalf: You stupid bird! You're going the complete wrong way! This isn't Mordor! Eagle: Mordor? Wait... Is that the place with the water? Gandalf: No! It's with the fiery mountain and black lands! Eagle: Pfft! You're a funny guy, Gandalf. I don't want to go there. Lets go this way... Gandalf: No!!!
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04-25-2007, 02:35 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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The Eagles attempts at putting out the forest fire by dropping large bags of fluid on it nearly proved fatal
or. Gwaihir: I've told you before Landroval, the meat will burn if you put it too close to the B-B-Q. .
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04-25-2007, 02:43 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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I keep telling you, I'm not Gandalf, stupid bird! Petrificus totalus darn it!
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04-25-2007, 02:53 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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"The Dwarves? Uh...they already escaped. Yeah, let's get out of here."
or The Wargs latest plan to capture Gandalf was genius disguise themselves as eagles.
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04-25-2007, 07:43 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Gandalf: "How dare you say I overact?"
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04-25-2007, 07:49 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Gwaihir: Trying to impress the ZZ Top guys with this show? How many times do I have to tell you that it does not work.
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04-25-2007, 01:33 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Eagle: Eh, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my eerie the other day...
Gandalf: *Groan* OR Gwihir prepares his 'I swear, the Wizard was THIS BIG' comment for when he gets back...
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04-26-2007, 01:10 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf: "Have you birds been on the Vole Curry again? That burp nearly blew my hat off!"
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04-28-2007, 02:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Gandalf: *Sigh*, so much for frequent flyer miles...
Gwaihir: Pfft, hey, don't pull that one on me Gando-Mileage Run, I don't see you pulling a move to your wallet anytime soon... ~ No wings attached Ka
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