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02-10-2007, 02:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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"Play this card to instantly kill any overly large creature in your opponent's deck with a flashy cg'ed fight sequence. This card can also cause any 'fangirl' card in your opponent's deck to faint for five turns."
OR Says here I have a plus five "nance" skill. OR What do elves do when they get bored? They play Elven Magic: The Elven Gathering. OR "I'll trade you a Legolas and a Haldir for your super-rare Glorfindel card."
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02-10-2007, 02:43 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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OR Legolas: Twenty-seven! How about you, Master Dwarf? Gimli: (sits in the discard pile)
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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02-11-2007, 08:16 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Legolas: I'm a playing card! This isn't funny. Let me out!
Gandalf: Not until you promise to stop stating the obvious. Pippin: He's such a card...heehee Merry: I always said he was two dimensional...hehheh. |
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02-11-2007, 10:06 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,611
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Harry: Hey Ron, I got a Legolas Famous Wizards Card.
Ron: Who's he? Harry: Dunno, it says that he's an elf... Ron: A famous house-elf wizard? I didn't know that was possible! |
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02-11-2007, 12:02 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Flavour Text: Stare into Legola's elven eyes and say that you don't get butterflies.
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-11-2007, 03:45 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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Legolas: I have my wonderously beautiful self captured for eternity in this playing card! AHHHHHH!!!!!
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02-11-2007, 08:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Legolas really needed to stop drinking so much miruvor late at night and ending up in situations such as this.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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02-12-2007, 10:14 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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Legolas: Why is there a picture of Frodo on my card? I am the star here, not he! I want a new card!
Gimil: Drama queen!
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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02-12-2007, 05:52 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Legolas: i spy with my little eye... a new picture!
 Gandalf: Fear my Pixalated wrath!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-12-2007, 06:07 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Gandalf is completely unharmed, despite the scabbard sticking through his leg.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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02-12-2007, 10:06 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
Posts: 480
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Uruk: Limbo!
OR PJ: No we have not got too much CGI in the movie! There's a speck of sky somewhere there that's real! **points** SEE! |
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02-13-2007, 02:15 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Uruk: Ah! Look at that!
Gandalf: Pfft! I'm not falling for that! *SPLAT* OR Gandalf had polished his sword before the battle because he knew that Uruks couldn't look at their own reflection.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-13-2007, 02:38 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Uruk: Damn...lag. Sword...hasn't even...touched me...yet. Wizard...noob.
Background Uruk: Fe3t caut 0n laddy. Help plz!
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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02-13-2007, 02:46 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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No one seems to notice the flying Uruk who is floating over the wall right now!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-13-2007, 07:49 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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Gandalf attempts to skewer the uruk and make a kebab but forgot that he was in the matrix
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02-13-2007, 07:53 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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*Frodo and Sam playing Z-box in Hobbiton*
Frodo: Sam, where are those codes, I need them now, Gandalf's losing! Sam: I dunno where they are...
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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02-13-2007, 08:08 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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G@nDalF Da gR8: i slice you down with my +12 Elven Sword of killing Uruks!
Uruk:... surely you can't be serious G@nDalF Da gR8: of course i'm serious! and don't call me shirely!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-13-2007, 11:43 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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"He's a cannonball wizard
There's got to be a twist A cannonball wizard He's got such a supple wrist"
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Gordon's alive!
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02-13-2007, 04:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Gandalf had only his staff to defend himself from the Uruk-loogey.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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02-13-2007, 10:10 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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Gandalf uses the Force to choke the Uruk.
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02-14-2007, 02:27 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf is sick of these break-dancing Orcs.
OR The top of Gandalf's umbrella flew away.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-14-2007, 09:08 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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Gandalf: Two more orcs and I reach Level 30...that would so awesome!
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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02-14-2007, 12:59 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Gandalf: Come here Uruk and let me see the quality of your bit mapping! Hummm...Not bad but the mechanics on your physics could use some improvement.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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02-14-2007, 02:46 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Rolf Harris Tribute (Can you see what it is yet?)
Yet more deadly to the uruk, than the wizard's staff or Glamdring was Gandalf's rendition of "Jake the Peg"
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 02-14-2007 at 02:49 PM. |
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02-15-2007, 10:41 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store.
Posts: 161
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Gandalf: Say it! SAY IT!!!!!!!
Uruk (mumbles): yourmydaddy. Gandalf: What was that? Uruk: YOUR MY DADDY!!!! There are you happy??!! Gandalf: Yes run along now.
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Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down |
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02-15-2007, 06:30 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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I just thought of a new one:
Gandalf: Why don't Gondorian archers run away when they see huge burning stones flying towards them ??? No wonder we're losing...
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
Delos B. McKown |
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02-16-2007, 12:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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The Uruk was struck down by Gandalf's Balrog smelling breath.
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02-16-2007, 07:15 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Uruk: l33t hax!!!
Gandalf: w00t!! omgbbq!!!!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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02-17-2007, 01:23 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Quote:
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02-17-2007, 02:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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02-17-2007, 11:32 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "This is Glamdring. You've seen it before."
Uruk: "No, actually I haven't. And what's up with the snowboots?" |
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02-18-2007, 10:37 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Random Uruk: TREBUCHET!!!
Gandalf: They're CATAPULTS, you moron. Only the Gondorians are using trebuchets in this scene.
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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02-20-2007, 09:34 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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Gandalf: Gandalf's Great Glamdring Gambol will win over your Uruk's Utterly Useless Undulations!!!!!!
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02-21-2007, 12:28 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: Look! It's time for a NEW picture! Okay?
Uruk: Never!  Gollum: Why are the steps on this ladder so small?  OR Gollum tries out his home made Television...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-21-2007, 12:35 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Spawn: Nilp...my precious...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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02-21-2007, 01:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Prison would teach Gollum a thing or two about stalking. Okay, not really.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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02-21-2007, 02:39 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,611
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The advertisment for "Adventures of Gollum", a film in which Gollum goes on a quest to find his mother Ungoliant.
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02-21-2007, 06:29 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Quote:
 Enedwaith, to keep this on topic . . . Gollum: What does this lever do . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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