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01-03-2007, 11:29 PM | #12081 | |
Child of the West
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Arwen from the city walls: He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
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01-04-2007, 03:47 AM | #12082 | |
Alive without breath
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Anyway... Aragorn: Okay, what Ice-cream does everyone want? OR Guy at the back: It'll be over by the time I get there.
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01-04-2007, 02:09 PM | #12083 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Aragorn: *shouts*Please hold hands with your riding buddy! That way when one of you gets lost so will the other!
Legolas: Aah, a diversion.
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01-04-2007, 05:39 PM | #12084 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit, it's Morgoth's most hideous and dangerous monster ever created. Even Sauron fears it... Not to mention me!"
Aragorn: "Don't worry, Gandalf... Now. Turn around. What do you see?" Gandalf: *turns* "Rabbit food." Aragorn: *sigh* "These are the bravest men in Middle-Earth, they have fought against the Hamster of Angband and defeated it. Gandalf, if you don't have anything better to do than tell ghost-stories, go home." And Gandalf left, but little did Aragorn know... |
01-04-2007, 09:08 PM | #12085 |
Maundering Mage
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Aragorn had learned of the "battle wedge" offensive formation and thought it a grand idea, unfortunately he didn't quite grasp the concept too well.
Legolas: It's a bit long don't you think Aragorn? Aragorn: Nonsense! This makes perfect sense, there is no possible way an enemy could defeat this.
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01-04-2007, 10:02 PM | #12086 |
Wight
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Elrond: mabey we should cut down to only 9 in the fellowship.
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01-05-2007, 10:46 AM | #12087 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Eomer: wow the city is a mess...
Aragorn: first step to being king! if you leave a mess long enough somebody else will eventualy clean it up! lets go! *in background* Eowyn: *sigh*
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01-05-2007, 11:40 AM | #12088 |
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Aragorn: Maybe if we all leave quickly, Denethor won't notice the damage we did during the party last night...
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01-05-2007, 12:39 PM | #12089 |
Laconic Loreman
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Aragorn empties Minas Tirith to go on the Holy Crusade in searching for the Holy Picture of Argghhhh...
Boromir: Shh! Keep your voice down, there's a strange elf that has a sinister look on his face standing right over you! Aragorn: Thanks a lot, now you just tipped him off that we're on to him.
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01-05-2007, 12:49 PM | #12090 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Previous pic
(The future king with friend and bodyguards). Discreet close protection was not a concept that had reached Minas Tirith.
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01-05-2007, 12:53 PM | #12091 |
Laconic Loreman
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Boromir and Aragorn discuss the annoyance with Elrond's insistance a super-human (err elf) robot bodyguard travel along with the Fellowship.
Boromir: I mean he is constantly taking all my glory with his fancy robot moves. Aragorn: Oh, that's not even the worst of it. He says the most obvious things.
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01-05-2007, 01:15 PM | #12092 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Boromir: So there I was, surrounded by at least 10 Nazgul
Aragorn: There only are 9 Legolas: looking at his reflection *Am I looking great today or what?*
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01-05-2007, 01:46 PM | #12093 |
A Voice That Gainsayeth
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Legolas: The sun is rising red. No, no, that's not it. The suun is rising red. No, still bad. Ah-the sun is rising red! No, no... The sun is riiising...
Aragorn: Did you tell him that this is just a simple lantern? Boromir: Well, let him twaddle, you'll get used to it.
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01-05-2007, 02:44 PM | #12094 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Oh no! They're...
Just thought of another one after reading Legate's caption
Aragorn: Hey Legolas, where are they talking the Hobbits to now ? *laughs* Boromir: I think I saw them heading towards Isengard. Know waht that means Legolas? Legolas: I hate you both
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01-05-2007, 03:36 PM | #12095 |
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Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting...
Aragorn: ... OR While Aragorn and Boromir talk about the fate of Middle Earth, Legolas is more interested in the moss growing on the rock...
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01-05-2007, 03:45 PM | #12096 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Stealing from you my friend...
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01-05-2007, 03:58 PM | #12097 |
Wight
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Legolas: one little two little three little bugs....
Boromir: if that elf keeps on going on like that I'm gonna smack him. Aragorn: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. We may have a use for him that i cannot see.
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01-05-2007, 04:20 PM | #12098 |
Wight
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A giant peice of abt dung falls from the roof of the cave.
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01-05-2007, 04:23 PM | #12099 |
A Voice That Gainsayeth
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Legolas: Is this a stalactite or a stalagmite? I'd never remember this...
Boromir: Where did he get it? Aragorn: From the DuckTales comic series. He's just trying to impress fans. OR Boromir: *Sigh* I know, by the time we return to Minas Tirith, she'd be already married with Iorlas. Aragorn: It's Irolas in the movies. And don't worry, Boromir. True love will wait forever. Legolas: *trying to hypnotize a rock*
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01-05-2007, 05:21 PM | #12100 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Sure he's holding his bow, but..
Borormir: "You know Aragorn, Legolas' pipe is way bigger than your's..."
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01-05-2007, 05:22 PM | #12101 |
A Mere Boggart
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Boro: "Give us the last smoke of your pipe, will you?"
Huffy Legolas: "Why do we have to spend every break time hiding behind the bike sheds while you two have a smoke?"
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01-05-2007, 06:01 PM | #12102 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir: "I'm telling you, we should have used a catapult to fling the ring into Mt. Doom"
Aragorn:"How many times do I have to tell you that is a silly idea?" Legolas (Thinking): "Oh, here we go again..."
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01-05-2007, 06:37 PM | #12103 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Boromir passes out and falls forward from lack of sleep, while Legolas moves a rock over Aragorn with his mind.
Or... The evils of pipeweed. You can't see the horrible stench it creates, but you can see one poor soul passing out, while the other mistakenly believes he's telekinetic. Or... Boromir: Aragorn, is that elf hugging his bow? Aragorn: Yes. He's had it since he was two. Or... Look at that chubby little face...looks like you've got your fat elf, Durelin.
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01-05-2007, 06:47 PM | #12104 |
Maundering Mage
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While Aragorn and Boromir attempt to have a serious discussion Legolas decides to lighten the mood a bit with some of his 'air fiddle' playing.
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01-05-2007, 10:40 PM | #12105 |
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Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like this around giant stalactites."
Boromir: "I'm not so sure it's the stalactite that's causing it, Aragorn."
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01-06-2007, 07:13 AM | #12106 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir: psst, Aragorn. when was Legolas switched for Haldir?
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01-06-2007, 11:38 AM | #12107 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir: Is he still ignoring you?
Aragorn: Yeah, I think that last little comment about a sword being better than a bow really got to him.
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01-06-2007, 12:00 PM | #12108 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Aragorn: Sorry Legolas, me and Boromir have to have a smoke. It will only take a minute I promise.
Boromir: So anyway, I had just escaped those 10 Nazgul Legolas: *counting* 59,58,57...
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01-06-2007, 01:00 PM | #12109 |
A Mere Boggart
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Legolas wanders in to find out what the bad smell is. "Are you lads smoking this stuff hanging from the roof? You do know it's Orc guano, don't you?"
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01-06-2007, 01:46 PM | #12110 |
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Well, it seemed to me that the last picture got enough captions, so I guess I'll post a new one
This is the scene I am talking about in my Gimli on drugs? thread
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01-06-2007, 01:52 PM | #12111 |
Alive without breath
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As Aragorn's pre battle speech enters it's 9th hour, the man behind Gandalf wants to know if he can go to the toilet yet.
OR As The mouth of Sauron performs a song and dance routine, Gandlaf wonders if he left the iron on back home...
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01-06-2007, 02:56 PM | #12112 |
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after leaving Minas Tirith, the Host of the West finally arrive to the library where Harry Potter 7 is coming out
Aragorn already makes a run for it,Legolas attempts to start reading the book from far away, while Gandalf tries to teleport himself a book using mind power Gimli...well he can't really do anything about it, that's why he was the strange face
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01-06-2007, 04:01 PM | #12113 |
Wight
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Legolas: I see it!!! I see it!!! eureka!!!
Gimli: what? what? Gandalf: I think I see it too. Gimli: What? What? Eomer and soldiers together: I see it too. Gimli: WHAT????? Everyone: The SUN IS RISING!!!!!! |
01-06-2007, 04:52 PM | #12114 |
Drummer in the Deep
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When dwarves are posessed by demons...
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01-06-2007, 04:59 PM | #12115 |
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More than one picture a day? Inconceivable!
I wanted to caption the previous one. I think I'll go ahead and do it anyway... After stealing a packet of pipeweed, Aragorn nearly escaped mall security by posing among the mannequins, but Officer Boromir finally spotted him. |
01-06-2007, 06:44 PM | #12116 |
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Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and Gandalf have no helms, you will be at a severe disadvantage in battle? The orks will flock to your weakness!"
Legolas: "Shouldn't be a problem; the Mouth just keeps talking... and talking... and talking... and talking... I've given up hoping that Aragorn will abandon common courtesy and chop his head off."
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01-06-2007, 07:15 PM | #12117 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Jack Black as Frodo: okay guys, we got this far so lets just do this and get it over with... yo gimli, eyes up here okay.
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01-06-2007, 07:33 PM | #12118 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Much like eggplants, dwarves can become lightheaded and irrate for prolonged periods of sunlight, suspicious company, and utterly boring speeches...
~ Ka
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01-06-2007, 08:44 PM | #12119 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gimli's 42nd anniversary of his first hangover was celebrated in a remarkably similar way.
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01-07-2007, 12:12 AM | #12120 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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* Boromir88's image:
Boromir: I heard elves are vunerable to arm pit lint. Aragorn: What? Legolas: What?? *Checks* Boromir: I also heard that the word "Gullible" is written on the gates of Mordor. * TheMight's image: After months of teasing, a desperate Legolas was determind to find it himself: The word "Gullible" written on the gates of Mordor.
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