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the guy who be short · 05-20-2005, 03:46 PM

A 15 year old forgetting his alphabet

. Whatever next? I do apologise...

Holbytlass: I did use the Members list function before, but I didn't want to do members who aren't active. Some of those people havn't come on the BD since 1970! And a very large number signed up, posted a little and left. I much prefer referring to the people I've come to know so well.

zifnab · 05-20-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

One wonders if Imladris and Zifnab walked into the same door. If so, I vote we destroy the wretched contraption.

Someone used to much windex on that sliding glass door, I believe.

THE Ka · 05-20-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

A 15 year old forgetting his alphabet

. Whatever next? I do apologise...

Holbytlass: I did use the Members list function before, but I didn't want to do members who aren't active. Some of those people havn't come on the BD since 1970! And a very large number signed up, posted a little and left. I much prefer referring to the people I've come to know so well.

At least there was a correction of this fault. Now, let's continue... These are greatly humorious.

~ The list goes ever on ka

the guy who be short · 05-21-2005, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Someone used to much windex on that sliding glass door, I believe

I once ran into a clear plastic door that my father had just cleaned and polished. I sympathise with all you other door-walkers.

Another thought: perhaps we should make a Tolkien characters version? That way we could put in their actual deaths

.

Anyway, I'm in two minds about doing "Z." The only regular Downer beginning with Z is Zifnab, and he's already been done (in by a door).

Gil-Galad · 05-21-2005, 09:04 AM

We don't want the Barrow-wight coming down on us do we now? back on topic!

Holbytlass · 05-22-2005, 05:43 PM

'Z' is for zb who was stabbed by Elanor.

Mithalwen · 05-24-2005, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

Relaying your own death, Mith? Ah, but then again, this is The Downs... most apt.

[

Well compensating for my summary execution at the Werewolf village...

Mithalwen · 05-24-2005, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

so are we rhyming with Mith's 'rickshaw' or Mith's Singapore?

In my version of English (and I sound as if I could get a job with the BBC's World Service most of the time ) Rickshaw and Singapore rhyme... obviously the scansion is different.....

Gil-Galad · 05-24-2005, 07:04 AM

A is for Abercombie of Rohan, who fell off the catwalk trying to impersonate The Phantom of the Opera

(now it should be something that describes the person, like abercombie who likes The Phantom of the Opera)

Lalaith · 05-24-2005, 08:43 AM

Blimey Gil-Galad, that rhyme is what I call throwing down the gauntlet. Here goes:

B is for Bethberry, whose essay on classical myth gave mortal offence to the goddess Hera.

(Btw - the original gashlycrumb tinies were in rhyming couplets, so perhaps we could allow C to be a new rhyme...)

bilbo_baggins · 05-24-2005, 10:18 AM

C is for Celebuial who got lost on the moor

THE Ka · 05-24-2005, 11:08 PM

D is for Dark Rose who died from great ennui, better known as much bore...

~ Ka

(**Announcement**. PLEASE! Keep on topic, I would like as much as everyone else like to see this thread continue, but If it is abused we lose it. Thank you. And also, thanks to those who continued the ryhmes in the great turmoil of nonsense that could be made into PM's. This was not meant to be harsh, just advisable!)

Orominuialwen · 05-30-2005, 10:38 AM

E is for Everdawn, who hit her head on the floor.

Mad Baggins · 06-02-2005, 09:07 PM

F is for Feanor of the Peredhil, who ate an apple core (apple seeds are poisonous, unbeknownst to Feanor).

Lily Bombadil · 07-18-2005, 08:06 PM

B is for Barrow Wight, hideously mangled in a forum mutiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I apologise for getting out of order, but I read Barrow Wight's first post on this thread, and I felt I should avenge THE Ka.)

G is for Glorfindel, REPLACED BY ARWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 06:38 PM

H is for Hookbill who refuses to acknowledge my awesomeness and more

Amanaduial the archer · 09-12-2005, 03:24 PM

I is for Ithaeliel, the unfortunate tea-lady of the Three Armies War.

(They rhyme, alright? From where I'm sitting anyway...)

Kitanna · 09-12-2005, 04:23 PM

J is for Joy, attacked by a wild boar.

The Only Real Estel · 09-12-2005, 06:34 PM

K is for Kitanna, smacked upside the head with an oar.

wilwarin538 · 09-12-2005, 06:46 PM

L is for Lalwende stuffed under a door.

Kitanna · 09-12-2005, 08:13 PM

M is for Meneltarmacil , stuffed into a drawer.

Orominuialwen · 09-12-2005, 09:11 PM

N is for narfforc, killed by a stoor.

Eönwë · 03-14-2009, 07:01 PM

O is for obloquy who got stuck in a moor.

Oddwen · 03-14-2009, 10:27 PM

P is for peonydeepdelver who was sliced with sharp things galore

obloquy · 10-22-2009, 08:25 AM

Q is for quam who has quit the board.

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 08:42 AM

(oh my gosh, I remember this, this was sooo fun!)

R is for Roa who was hung by a cord.

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 08:45 AM

S is for Sliw who had a mere 6 posts before being eaten by a troll

Boromir88 · 10-22-2009, 08:48 AM

S is for Shasta, who was mangled by the axe of a Nord. *ignore this one*

Edit:

Boo Morsul!

T is for TGEW, who lost a bet and her soul!

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 09:03 AM

U is for Ulmondil who rose from the depths of other forgotten downers with less than ten posts, just to be trampled by a drunk ent

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 09:14 AM

V is for Valier who got trapped in a small heating vent

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 09:17 AM

W is for Wilwa who gave her life to protect a horrible beast.

Boromir88 · 10-22-2009, 10:06 AM

X is for xyzzy who was eaten in a great feast.

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 10:11 AM

Y is for Yavanna who died in a fight about who'd get the name yavanna

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

W is for Wilwa who gave her life to protect a horrible beast.

bahahahaha

Z is for zifnab who was tortured in a an orchard

(oh, I think these are supposed to rhyme with the previous one, haha, not really doing that are we....)

Boromir88 · 10-22-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

(oh, I think these are supposed to rhyme with the previous one, haha, not really doing that are we....)

Yes. You got a problem with that?

A is for Aganzir who was pecked to death by a buzzard.

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 12:58 PM

(no, not really, but I shall kill you now anyways for giving me such a hard rhyme,

)

B is for Boro, who was assassinated in a billiard....

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 01:29 PM

C is for Craydon1 who got punched in the Gizzard

Pitchwife · 10-22-2009, 02:07 PM

D for Durelin who froze in a blizzard

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-22-2009, 02:09 PM

E is for Eomer of the Rohirrim who meddled in the affairs of a wizard.

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 02:10 PM

F is for Fea Chomped down by a giant Lizard

05-21-2005, 09:04 AM	#85
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	We don't want the Barrow-wight coming down on us do we now? back on topic! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-22-2005, 05:43 PM	#86
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	'Z' is for zb who was stabbed by Elanor. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-24-2005, 07:04 AM	#89
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	*sigh* A is for Abercombie of Rohan, who fell off the catwalk trying to impersonate The Phantom of the Opera (now it should be something that describes the person, like abercombie who likes The Phantom of the Opera) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-24-2005, 08:43 AM	#90
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Blimey Gil-Galad, that rhyme is what I call throwing down the gauntlet. Here goes: B is for Bethberry, whose essay on classical myth gave mortal offence to the goddess Hera. (Btw - the original gashlycrumb tinies were in rhyming couplets, so perhaps we could allow C to be a new rhyme...) __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

05-24-2005, 10:18 AM	#91
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	C is for Celebuial who got lost on the moor __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-20-2005, 03:46 PM	#81
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	A 15 year old forgetting his alphabet . Whatever next? I do apologise... Holbytlass: I did use the Members list function before, but I didn't want to do members who aren't active. Some of those people havn't come on the BD since 1970! And a very large number signed up, posted a little and left. I much prefer referring to the people I've come to know so well.

05-24-2005, 11:08 PM	#92
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	D is for Dark Rose who died from great ennui, better known as much bore... ~ Ka (**Announcement*. PLEASE! Keep on topic, I would like as much as everyone else like to see this thread continue, but If it is abused we lose* it. Thank you. And also, thanks to those who continued the ryhmes in the great turmoil of nonsense that could be made into PM's. This was not meant to be harsh, just advisable!) __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 05-24-2005 at 11:11 PM. Reason: Getting a point across... Spelling and such.

05-30-2005, 10:38 AM	#93
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	E is for Everdawn, who hit her head on the floor. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 05-30-2005 at 10:38 AM. Reason: on, not in

06-02-2005, 09:07 PM	#94
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	F is for Feanor of the Peredhil, who ate an apple core (apple seeds are poisonous, unbeknownst to Feanor). __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

07-18-2005, 08:06 PM	#95
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Take that! B is for Barrow Wight, hideously mangled in a forum mutiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I apologise for getting out of order, but I read Barrow Wight's first post on this thread, and I felt I should avenge THE Ka.) G is for Glorfindel, REPLACED BY ARWEN!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

09-04-2005, 06:38 PM	#96
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	H is for Hookbill who refuses to acknowledge my awesomeness and more __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-12-2005, 03:24 PM	#97
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	I is for Ithaeliel, the unfortunate tea-lady of the Three Armies War. (They rhyme, alright? From where I'm sitting anyway...) __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

09-12-2005, 04:23 PM	#98
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	J is for Joy, attacked by a wild boar. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-12-2005, 06:34 PM	#99
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	K is for Kitanna, smacked upside the head with an oar.

09-12-2005, 06:46 PM	#100
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	L is for Lalwende stuffed under a door. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

09-12-2005, 08:13 PM	#101
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	M is for Meneltarmacil , stuffed into a drawer. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-12-2005, 09:11 PM	#102
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	N is for narfforc, killed by a stoor. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 09-12-2005 at 09:12 PM. Reason: forgot a space

03-14-2009, 07:01 PM	#103
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	O is for obloquy who got stuck in a moor. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-14-2009, 10:27 PM	#104
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	P is for peonydeepdelver who was sliced with sharp things galore __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-22-2009, 08:25 AM	#105
obloquy Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: WA Posts: 941	Q is for quam who has quit the board.

10-22-2009, 08:42 AM	#106
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	(oh my gosh, I remember this, this was sooo fun!) R is for Roa who was hung by a cord. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

10-22-2009, 08:45 AM	#107
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	S is for Sliw who had a mere 6 posts before being eaten by a troll __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 08:48 AM	#108
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	S is for Shasta, who was mangled by the axe of a Nord. ignore this one Edit: Boo Morsul! T is for TGEW, who lost a bet and her soul! __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 10-22-2009 at 08:54 AM.

10-22-2009, 09:03 AM	#109
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	U is for Ulmondil who rose from the depths of other forgotten downers with less than ten posts, just to be trampled by a drunk ent __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 09:14 AM	#110
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	V is for Valier who got trapped in a small heating vent __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

10-22-2009, 09:17 AM	#111
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	W is for Wilwa who gave her life to protect a horrible beast. __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 10:06 AM	#112
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	X is for xyzzy who was eaten in a great feast. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-22-2009, 10:11 AM	#113
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Y is for Yavanna who died in a fight about who'd get the name yavanna __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 12:58 PM	#116
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	(no, not really, but I shall kill you now anyways for giving me such a hard rhyme, ) B is for Boro, who was assassinated in a billiard.... __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

10-22-2009, 01:29 PM	#117
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	C is for Craydon1 who got punched in the Gizzard __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 02:07 PM	#118
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	D for Durelin who froze in a blizzard __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

10-22-2009, 02:09 PM	#119
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	E is for Eomer of the Rohirrim who meddled in the affairs of a wizard. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-22-2009, 02:10 PM	#120
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	F is for Fea Chomped down by a giant Lizard __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

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