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10-11-2006, 04:56 AM | #11721 |
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Sam kisses the old picture good bye, and welcomes the NEW one.
Orc: Whoever stole my nose had better own up now! OR This Orc is embarrassed because he has to wear the jumper his grandmother knitted for him.
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10-11-2006, 05:24 AM | #11722 | |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Orc: Remind me never to get a warg at the pet shop...
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10-11-2006, 05:55 AM | #11723 |
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Big Orc: The rules state:
1. Anyone lagging behind gets beaten 2. Any falling out gets their behind eaten, Buuuurrrrp. 3. The Orc Boss must fight off Anorexia, with lots of success.
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10-11-2006, 12:55 PM | #11724 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The real Humpty Dumpty crime scene photos
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10-11-2006, 01:31 PM | #11725 |
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Michael Jackson was so depressed over gaining weight and losing his hair he decided to get "just one more" nose job.
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10-11-2006, 01:36 PM | #11726 |
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After letting the Ring go, Bilbo found that, not only did time catch up with him, but it went a little too fast.
OR Off screen Orc: And don't let me catch you hanging around those Goblin twins again! Orc: Yes mum.
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10-11-2006, 01:51 PM | #11727 |
Reflection of Darkness
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Orc: Has anyone seen my face?
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10-11-2006, 02:49 PM | #11728 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Orc: "What do you mean I need to do a better job trimming up my moustache??"
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10-11-2006, 02:54 PM | #11729 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Orc: (pouting) Why don't I get to go in front? They never let me go in front. Never mind how many times I've gotten my face squashed when I've fallen down and got trampled over... they don't think about that. They only think about them. Never mind that I like falling down and getting my face squashed. They just want to get their faces squashed. Nobody cares anything about me and what I want...
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10-11-2006, 11:38 PM | #11730 |
Haunting Spirit
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orc: if you think im ugly you should see my dad.
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10-12-2006, 12:41 AM | #11731 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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The one and only person who survived being posessed and released by a Thing
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10-12-2006, 08:20 AM | #11732 |
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yet another victim of exploding moustache syndrome!
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10-12-2006, 01:02 PM | #11733 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Nasal decongestion gone bad...
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10-12-2006, 07:20 PM | #11734 |
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Orc:*snort* That plastic surgery is sooo last season...
~ Ka
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10-12-2006, 07:25 PM | #11735 |
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Orc: "Where's the little maggot who called me an egghead?"
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10-13-2006, 07:01 PM | #11736 |
Wight
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Good Advice
"The next time I pick my nose, I'll put my sword down!"
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10-13-2006, 08:38 PM | #11737 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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All right, who took my mascara before I was done with it?
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10-15-2006, 10:51 AM | #11738 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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The late Marlon Brando's cameo never made it pass the cutting room floor.
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10-16-2006, 02:10 AM | #11739 |
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Pass me another Fat One....said Shelob
Latest paparazzi pictures of Shelobs boyfriend Heblob on his last night out before marriage/being eaten by The Big Beautiful Black Widow.
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10-16-2006, 09:40 AM | #11740 |
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After a long day of marching and making gutteral throat noises "Heblob" decided he was long due for a visit to the spa.
OR He might not be a looker to our standards, but he was prom king at Morgul High!
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10-16-2006, 02:51 PM | #11741 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a fight.
Orc offscreen 2: How does he smell? Orc offscreen 1: AWFUL! Orcs offscreen: BWAHAHAHA!!!! Grishnuk: I swear, if you guys make that joke ONE MORE TIME...
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10-16-2006, 05:28 PM | #11742 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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The Half-Orc Barbarian stares on in deep concentration, hoping his Roll for Initiative succeeds.
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10-20-2006, 09:39 PM | #11743 |
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yes I'm a shameless hinter... ;-)
Hey, he said he'd burn his nose off of he didn't get a new picture soon...
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10-20-2006, 11:14 PM | #11744 |
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Alright....this is for you, TORE.
I can't resist but to post this: Boromir's new fashion obsession.
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10-21-2006, 12:48 AM | #11745 |
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The only reason Boromir was in the Fellowship was because Elrond didn't want people to start saying he discriminated against the blind... again.
OR Boromir doesnt want anyone to see that he fell for the old 'ink in the binoculars' trick.
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10-21-2006, 08:16 AM | #11746 |
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Hearing that Hugo Weaving was going to be on set, Boromir wanted to impress him with his best 'Agent Boromir' look.
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10-21-2006, 08:40 AM | #11747 |
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Sean Bean, Englishman, resorts to a disability device to help accomodate himself to something he'd rarely seen, sunshine.
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10-21-2006, 09:01 AM | #11748 |
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Boromir's Stevie Wonder impersonation was well loved by all in Gondor
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10-21-2006, 10:03 AM | #11749 |
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Boromir: I must return to Gondor, I have been gone too long, for when I last looked upon the fair White City of Minas Tirith things looked very dark indeed.
Pippin: Have you tried it without the glasses.
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10-21-2006, 11:19 AM | #11750 |
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During the 3D special edition of The Lord of the Rings, Sean comes out feeling a little ripped off.
Bean: 3D indeed! These glasses are useless. OR Boromir: No matter how fiery Sauron's eye is, I can now combat it!
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10-21-2006, 11:24 AM | #11751 |
Wight
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The disco king trys to set another trend
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10-21-2006, 11:27 AM | #11752 |
A Mere Boggart
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Sean thought he looked pretty sharpe in his new shades...
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10-21-2006, 05:33 PM | #11753 |
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Anachronisms should be used with caution; they have been known to cause blurriness and distortion.
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10-21-2006, 07:09 PM | #11754 |
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Boromir finally realizes why the world was so dark.
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10-21-2006, 11:23 PM | #11755 |
Animated Skeleton
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Boromir:Ha, what a sweet trade. These shades are so much cooler than that stupid horn.
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10-22-2006, 06:38 AM | #11756 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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As if the Black Breath wasn't enough, The Lord of the Nazgul sets the Dark Shades of Mordor on Boromir.
When the black shades grows on the end of your nose and all lights pass, come gathagas! come gathagas! Light to the blinding In the king's hand finding.
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10-23-2006, 10:27 AM | #11757 | |
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Boromir's "Starsky and Hutch" impression stirred up alot of annoyance and confusion among the Fellowship.
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10-23-2006, 10:38 AM | #11758 |
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Sean: Do we have to do another night shoot?
PJ: Erm... take off your glasses. OR Whenever going for a 'quiet time' in Gondor, Boromir always went in a disguise... not a very good disguise though.
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10-23-2006, 04:05 PM | #11759 |
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Boromir: Once I was lost, now I can seeeee... *oomph*
~ Ka
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10-23-2006, 07:10 PM | #11760 |
Wight
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In Honor of Hookbill the Goomba
"These glasses are absolutely dark. Let Gandalf uncloak all he wants."
(Thought that this thread had gone too long without an old standby!)
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