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Macalaure · 08-07-2006, 09:44 AM

At last Aragorn stirred. 'Gandolf!' he said. 'Beyond all hope you return to us in our need! What veil was over my sight? Gandolf Foogray!'

'Gandolf,' the old man repeated. 'Yes, that was the name. I was Gandolf Foogray.'

'Ha! Saruman!' Aragorn answered in triumph. 'I knew it was you. I tricked you! I tricked you!'

And with these words he swung Andúril at the White Wizards head who fell down and was no more. But the malice of Saruman was not undone, for when Gimli looked closer at the corpse it still remained in the shape of their old friend.

'Alas! the forgetfulness of the old!" cried Legolas.

narfforc · 08-07-2006, 10:19 AM

Aragorn: Well if you're Gandolf Foogray, then I am Arrowgone son of Arrowstorm Hair of Helen Dills son His Ill Door and my companions are Leggy Lass and Jim Lee

Gandalf_the _white · 08-07-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High King Fingolfin

Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again?

Aragorn: Yes , sir.

Gandalf:Well using words for a weapon won't hurt anybody, did u learn nothing at school??

08-07-2006, 05:18 PM

gandalf: i have been sent back...to ask legolas if he uses hair straightners

Oddwen · 08-07-2006, 05:20 PM

Movie Announcer: ...and for our valued guests, subtitles will be provided for those who don't speak Drunk.

The Only Real Estel · 08-07-2006, 10:38 PM

Gandalf: "Yes, I know it's Gandalf the Grey, I just messed up the line again! It's nearly impossible to talk straight with this giant prosthetic nose hanging down in front of my mouth!"

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2006, 04:42 PM

Pippin: "I told you there were monsters under the bed!"

Oddwen · 08-08-2006, 05:07 PM

Narrator: And then Boromir the Viking in his miniskirt threw the pumpkins to the ground, and faced Batman and Catwoman with his blowgun...*throws papers in air* This makes no sense! I quit!!

Or...

After Boromir kills Merry & Pippin, he turns and plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" furiously on his fife at the...Catwoman clones.

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2006, 06:45 PM

Boromir: oh no its the dreaded Uruks who say Ni!

Pippin: what?

Uruk:Ni! Ni! Ni!

Pippin and Merry: Ah ah!!

Boromir

on't worry! my training protects me from Ni! and they will never guess my only weakness!

*twang*

Boromir

w... well its not exact

*twang* *twang*

Boromir:bleedin'...

|:::| OR |:::|

Uruks:Ism Ism Ism!

Parmastahir · 08-08-2006, 08:23 PM

"Ooooooo! With you Hobbits it's always all about Longbottom leaf. But a couple of draws on your pipe filled with the weed of Gondor and you're passed out. Think I'll have another fatty. Yee Gawds! I can see faces in the trees! Here! You uruks help me find my pants. Got any cookies? Even lembas won't satisfy the munchies!"

narfforc · 08-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Boromir dies from an overdose of Iron in his blood, bitterly regretting not learning how to play Reveille, so that he could wake the two lazy snoring hobbits.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2006, 02:35 AM

Boromir: Don't worry! I'll fire some sleeping darts at them! *inhales* Aaagh! *Falls asleep*

Orc:

OR

Boromir: Eeeh... What’s up doc?

THE Ka · 08-09-2006, 11:13 AM

Orcs: Hey you! This little party of yours is over, we've been hearing complaints none-stop from the elven neighbors. Drop the drinking horn and we won't have to go any further...

Boromir: *blink blink* Hey, Yooou're not Orcs!

Orc: Come now, drop the horn or we'll... Wait, what did you say?

Boromir: Yeah, Yeah... You're not Orcs, you're just the broadway production of Cats in smelly armor!

Orcs: ... That's it, you're coming with us. You are obviously way too under the influence, and giving alcohol to underaged minors! For shame...

Orc: He might be right you know, I Ought to Be in Pictures... Just like Neil Simon said.

Orc: Oh come off it!

~ Ka

mormegil · 08-09-2006, 12:49 PM

The hobbits decided to host an intervention for Boromir but things weren't going well and the hobbits ended up drinking so much that they passed out.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2006, 02:16 PM

Orc: Aaaggh! Could you help me? I've been stabbed in the leg with this bow!

Gurthang · 08-09-2006, 04:39 PM

The orcs approach for the kill, but Boromir just laughs at his "hallucinations" and takes another swig of ale.

Boromir88 · 08-09-2006, 07:49 PM

Boromir's mating call didn't work out exactly as he planned it.

Maeggaladiel · 08-10-2006, 12:51 AM

You know what they say: It's all fun and games until Leif Erikson gets a pipe lodged in his throat.

OR

The hobbits learned a very important lesson that day: "Don't make fun of a Viking's skirt."

Gurthang · 08-10-2006, 03:22 PM

Guy in Big Cat suit: "No really, I am evil!"
Everyone else: *falls down laughing*

THE Ka · 08-12-2006, 01:20 AM

Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isenguard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model...

Grima: ... What about me master?

Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches...

~ Ka

THE Ka · 08-12-2006, 01:21 AM

Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isengard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model...

Grima: ... What about me master?

Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches...

~ Ka

Holbytlass · 08-12-2006, 07:58 AM

orc: Of course it was easy to find you! You're hiding behind the only big tree in the forest.

mormegil · 08-12-2006, 08:17 AM

Orc: Who are you calling ugly?

or

Orc: *thinking* Nice specimen, good strong jaw line, OH!!! And eyes to die for!!! We may have a winner. Being seleceted to judge the Miss Orthanc Beauty Pagent was the greatest thing that ever happened to me because quite frankly SHE'S HOT!!!

Glirdan · 08-12-2006, 08:25 AM

Another intense staring contest.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-12-2006, 10:02 AM

You may not belive this, but this is the greates make-up artist the world has ever seen!

Kitanna · 08-12-2006, 10:24 AM

Orc: I just love Monet's use of color, don't you?

or

The nerdy Orc stands up to his Uruk bully.
Orc: You want a piece of me?
Uruk: *push*
Orc: Ahh! My pancreas!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2006, 11:58 AM

Orc: Excuse me; do you know there is a huge spike in your head?

OR

Orc: *Sniff* He reminds me of my father!

The Elf-warrior · 08-12-2006, 12:54 PM

Ugliness contests can be difficult to decide.

narfforc · 08-12-2006, 01:09 PM

Good , good I will tell Saruman that we have sorted out another defect, this species does'nt need to use its ears to keep an helmet on.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-12-2006, 01:13 PM

Little orc: Whats that weird thing attached to your head?
Big orc: My face

Little orc:

oh!!
Big orc: (Wham!)

Lalwendë · 08-12-2006, 03:17 PM

Victoria Beckham prepares to put her make-up on.

The Only Real Estel · 08-12-2006, 07:03 PM

Orc: "Hey, did you know if I eat Oreos they turn my spit black??? See!"

Formendacil · 08-12-2006, 07:23 PM

Ork: "Please, sir, I want more!"

High King Fingolfin · 08-12-2006, 11:03 PM

Orc: Saruman! This one has a pimple!

Lalwendë · 08-13-2006, 12:12 PM

Uruk: "You're looking a bit rough these days. I think you'd have been better staying with the Malfoys, Dobby."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-13-2006, 12:15 PM

This guy is just baffled by his failure at Lord of the Rings movie auditions.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2006, 05:17 AM

Orc: Sorry, you're not tall enough to ride the Orthank roller coaster of Doom.

Other: I'm taller than you!

Orc: Hay! I don't follow the rules; I just make them.

OR

Orc: I don't know... you don't look very evil to me...

The Only Real Estel · 08-14-2006, 06:28 AM

Orc: "What do you mean my nose looks like Saruman's?"

Farael · 08-14-2006, 06:29 AM

Small Orc: You know hunny, you could have said that we needed some time appart... there was no need to calling me names and making me feel like an elf!

THE Ka · 08-14-2006, 11:02 AM

Orc: I hate to tell you this, but, green is always better...

~ Ka

08-07-2006, 10:19 AM	#11322
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Aragorn: Well if you're Gandolf Foogray, then I am Arrowgone son of Arrowstorm Hair of Helen Dills son His Ill Door and my companions are Leggy Lass and Jim Lee __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 08-07-2006 at 11:09 AM.

08-07-2006, 05:20 PM	#11325
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Movie Announcer: ...and for our valued guests, subtitles will be provided for those who don't speak Drunk. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-07-2006, 10:38 PM	#11326
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	darn prosthetics... Gandalf: "Yes, I know it's Gandalf the Grey, I just messed up the line again! It's nearly impossible to talk straight with this giant prosthetic nose hanging down in front of my mouth!"

08-08-2006, 04:42 PM	#11327
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "I told you there were monsters under the bed!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-08-2006, 05:07 PM	#11328
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Narrator: And then Boromir the Viking in his miniskirt threw the pumpkins to the ground, and faced Batman and Catwoman with his blowgun...throws papers in air This makes no sense! I quit!! Or... After Boromir kills Merry & Pippin, he turns and plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" furiously on his fife at the...Catwoman clones. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-07-2006, 09:44 AM	#11321
Macalaure Fading Fëanorion Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: into the flood again Posts: 2,911	At last Aragorn stirred. 'Gandolf!' he said. 'Beyond all hope you return to us in our need! What veil was over my sight? Gandolf Foogray!' 'Gandolf,' the old man repeated. 'Yes, that was the name. I was Gandolf Foogray.' 'Ha! Saruman!' Aragorn answered in triumph. 'I knew it was you. I tricked you! I tricked you!' And with these words he swung Andúril at the White Wizards head who fell down and was no more. But the malice of Saruman was not undone, for when Gimli looked closer at the corpse it still remained in the shape of their old friend. 'Alas! the forgetfulness of the old!" cried Legolas.

08-07-2006, 05:18 PM	#11324
Aragorn_WesternFlame Guest Posts: n/a	gandalf: i have been sent back...to ask legolas if he uses hair straightners

08-08-2006, 06:45 PM	#11329
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Boromir: oh no its the dreaded Uruks who say Ni! Pippin: what? Uruk:Ni! Ni! Ni! Pippin and Merry: Ah ah!! Boromiron't worry! my training protects me from Ni! and they will never guess my only weakness! twang Boromirw... well its not exact twang twang Boromir:bleedin'... \|:::\| OR \|:::\| Uruks:Ism Ism Ism! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-08-2006, 08:23 PM	#11330
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Don't Bogart that . . . "Ooooooo! With you Hobbits it's always all about Longbottom leaf. But a couple of draws on your pipe filled with the weed of Gondor and you're passed out. Think I'll have another fatty. Yee Gawds! I can see faces in the trees! Here! You uruks help me find my pants. Got any cookies? Even lembas won't satisfy the munchies!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

08-08-2006, 11:59 PM	#11331
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir dies from an overdose of Iron in his blood, bitterly regretting not learning how to play Reveille, so that he could wake the two lazy snoring hobbits. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-09-2006, 02:35 AM	#11332
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir: Don't worry! I'll fire some sleeping darts at them! inhales Aaagh! Falls asleep Orc: OR Boromir: Eeeh... What’s up doc? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2006, 11:13 AM	#11333
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Orcs: Hey you! This little party of yours is over, we've been hearing complaints none-stop from the elven neighbors. Drop the drinking horn and we won't have to go any further... Boromir: blink blink Hey, Yooou're not Orcs! Orc: Come now, drop the horn or we'll... Wait, what did you say? Boromir: Yeah, Yeah... You're not Orcs, you're just the broadway production of Cats in smelly armor! Orcs: ... That's it, you're coming with us. You are obviously way too under the influence, and giving alcohol to underaged minors! For shame... Orc: He might be right you know, I Ought to Be in Pictures... Just like Neil Simon said. Orc: Oh come off it! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-09-2006, 12:49 PM	#11334
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The hobbits decided to host an intervention for Boromir but things weren't going well and the hobbits ended up drinking so much that they passed out. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-09-2006, 02:16 PM	#11335
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc: Aaaggh! Could you help me? I've been stabbed in the leg with this bow! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2006, 04:39 PM	#11336
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The orcs approach for the kill, but Boromir just laughs at his "hallucinations" and takes another swig of ale. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-09-2006, 07:49 PM	#11337
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Boromir's mating call didn't work out exactly as he planned it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-10-2006, 12:51 AM	#11338
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	You know what they say: It's all fun and games until Leif Erikson gets a pipe lodged in his throat. OR The hobbits learned a very important lesson that day: "Don't make fun of a Viking's skirt." __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

08-10-2006, 03:22 PM	#11339
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Guy in Big Cat suit: "No really, I am evil!" Everyone else: falls down laughing __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-12-2006, 01:20 AM	#11340
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isenguard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model... Grima: ... What about me master? Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-12-2006, 01:21 AM	#11341
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isengard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model... Grima: ... What about me master? Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-12-2006, 07:58 AM	#11342
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	orc: Of course it was easy to find you! You're hiding behind the only big tree in the forest. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-12-2006, 08:17 AM	#11343
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	! Orc: Who are you calling ugly? or Orc: thinking Nice specimen, good strong jaw line, OH!!! And eyes to die for!!! We may have a winner. Being seleceted to judge the Miss Orthanc Beauty Pagent was the greatest thing that ever happened to me because quite frankly SHE'S HOT!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-12-2006, 08:25 AM	#11344
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Another intense staring contest. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-12-2006, 10:24 AM	#11346
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Orc: I just love Monet's use of color, don't you? or The nerdy Orc stands up to his Uruk bully. Orc: You want a piece of me? Uruk: push Orc: Ahh! My pancreas! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-12-2006, 11:58 AM	#11347
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc: Excuse me; do you know there is a huge spike in your head? OR Orc: Sniff He reminds me of my father! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2006, 12:54 PM	#11348
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Ugliness contests can be difficult to decide. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-12-2006, 01:09 PM	#11349
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Good , good I will tell Saruman that we have sorted out another defect, this species does'nt need to use its ears to keep an helmet on. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-12-2006, 01:13 PM	#11350
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Little orc: Whats that weird thing attached to your head? Big orc: My face Little orc: oh!! Big orc: (Wham!)

08-12-2006, 03:17 PM	#11351
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Victoria Beckham prepares to put her make-up on. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-12-2006, 07:03 PM	#11352
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Orc: "Hey, did you know if I eat Oreos they turn my spit black??? See!"

08-12-2006, 07:23 PM	#11353
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Ork: "Please, sir, I want more!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-12-2006, 11:03 PM	#11354
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Orc: Saruman! This one has a pimple! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-13-2006, 12:12 PM	#11355
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Uruk: "You're looking a bit rough these days. I think you'd have been better staying with the Malfoys, Dobby." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-13-2006, 12:15 PM	#11356
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	This guy is just baffled by his failure at Lord of the Rings movie auditions. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-14-2006, 05:17 AM	#11357
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc: Sorry, you're not tall enough to ride the Orthank roller coaster of Doom. Other: I'm taller than you! Orc: Hay! I don't follow the rules; I just make them. OR Orc: I don't know... you don't look very evil to me... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...