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Gurthang · 05-18-2006, 08:44 AM

Elder Hobbit: "Yes, I am actually the tallest Hobbit in Middle-Earth."
Frodo: "I don't believe you."
Elder: "Well, just check the Guinness Book of World Records."
Frodo: "No, I don't think you're a Hobbit."

OR

Frodo's Old Man: "Really, do you ever listen?! I've told you: you are not supposed to come down here and gamble! Your mother and I have..."
Frodo: *I hate it when he does this in front of my friends.*
Merry(whispers): "I love to see Frodo get his butt chewed by his Old Man!"

Mithalwen · 05-18-2006, 12:03 PM

Frodo knew things had gone ill in the Shire during their absence when he saw that Saruman was wearing Lobelia's favourite tablecloth.

Or

Frodo wasn't too impressed by "Saruman of many colours"

Saruman: " You are a fine one to talk Mr Brown

narfforc · 05-19-2006, 12:57 AM

Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins.

Frodo: Yes Constable.

Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you.....

Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison.........

Gandalf_the _white · 05-19-2006, 06:08 PM

Frodo: Right so your the blair wizard?!?! Sure you are...
(i thought i could see one of those stick figures from blair witch project in top right corner

)

Boromir88 · 05-19-2006, 08:38 PM

Frodo and the Old Man are the two left standing in an intense game of Simon says.

The Elf-warrior · 05-19-2006, 09:22 PM

A soothsayer bids Frodo beware the Ides of March.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-20-2006, 01:01 AM

Old man: I think its time for something new!

An aging Elrod asks, "Where is Arwen?"

OR

Elrond: Anyone got some change for the toll?

Witch_Queen · 05-20-2006, 01:38 AM

A stunned Elrond: "Gandalf how many times have I told you.. DON'T UNCLOAK IN FRONT OF ARWEN....."

Meela · 05-20-2006, 05:58 AM

Elrond declined Arwen's invitation to bungee jump with her.

Elrond: My hair's getting windblown enough as it is...

Kath · 05-20-2006, 06:04 AM

Various assorted watchers: She's behind you!

Elrond: Oh no she isn't!

VAW: Oh yes she is!

Boromir88 · 05-20-2006, 07:08 AM

With "Ada" now distracted Arwen is going to jump!

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-20-2006, 07:15 AM

Elrond: No, Arwen, for the last time - I will not carry you home piggyback! If your feet are too tired to walk another step, then you'll just have to stay where you are.

Bêthberry · 05-20-2006, 07:26 AM

Elrond: I've told you for the last time, Arwen. Yes, I am your father and no, you do not have a twin brother called Luke.

Kitanna · 05-20-2006, 07:53 AM

Elrond: No, I am not going to buy you a pony! And if you're going to act like this you can just stay there.

mormegil · 05-20-2006, 08:36 AM

Elrond was rather shocked when he discovered that his city was not made of stone but a rather high quality foam.

Elrond: Those dwarves tricked me!!!

narfforc · 05-20-2006, 09:19 AM

Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside.

Roa_Aoife · 05-20-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside.

Elrond: I don't see it. I'm going back inside.

narfforc · 05-20-2006, 09:46 AM

Arwen: Father how many times in the last hundred years have I told you to have your Eye Test done.

Kuruharan · 05-20-2006, 10:36 AM

Arwen: Ada, that's the third of my boyfriends you've pushed off the bridge this week!!

Mithalwen · 05-20-2006, 12:46 PM

Arwen's attempt to storm off in a huff was hampered by snagging her sleeve on the impaled heron bridge decoration....

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-20-2006, 12:58 PM

Elrond: Face it, Arwen, Aragorn is going to die. *Turns* Oh, and by the way, you're adopted.

OR

Elrond forgot he'd had those glass doors installed.

Kuruharan · 05-20-2006, 01:01 PM

Arwen: But I liked Mr. Anderson!!

Formendacil · 05-20-2006, 03:08 PM

Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker.

Kitanna · 05-20-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker.

Or...
Arwen is put in a time-out for trying on Elrond's dresses without permission.

THE Ka · 05-21-2006, 12:51 AM

Elrond: Forget it Arwen, that was the third Versailles I built this week, and I don't care if Galadriel has one in pink mithril, NO more!

...How does Celeborn make pink mithril?! He's crafty... Too crafty...

~ Ka

davem · 05-21-2006, 01:00 AM

Elrond stomps off when Arwen refuses to let him play Gandalf in their 'Bridge of Khazad-dum' re-enactment.

Arwen sulks & looks for another billy goat to throw to the troll under the bridge.

The tragedy of the Elves in Middle-earth continues unabated....

Farael · 05-21-2006, 01:59 AM

Arwen: "Well, if I cannot marry Aragorn then I'm ignoring you"

Elrond:"Fine! Then I'm ignoring you!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-21-2006, 03:33 AM

Arwen: Hey, dad, isn't that mum . . . with Gandalf?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-21-2006, 09:47 AM

Arwen: Face it, father, we're lost.

Elrond: I can't get lost in my own house. All these stair cases look the same! give me that Map again!

OR

Just when Elrond got to the highest place in Rivendel, someone rings the front door bell.

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-21-2006, 10:33 AM

Elrond: We've been going in circles and are back home again, not in Rohan! I hate MapQuest!

Arwen: (mutters) Why do males always refuse to ask for directions?!

Elrond: Now what do I do with Aragorn's reforged sword?

Gurthang · 05-21-2006, 10:33 PM

Elrond: "Is it over here? I don't know where else to look..."
Arwen: "I think I see it down there! Oh, nope, just a rock."
Elrond: "Blast, that's the last time I let Gandalf hide the Easter Eggs!"

OR

Elrond wonders where his other shoulder angel is. He wants to do something evil and the Evil Angel just won't show!

Maeggaladiel · 05-22-2006, 11:35 AM

Despite her father's warnings, Arwen decides to see whether her giant sleeves could actually act as wings.

OR

Elrond: I don't care if your friends jumped off the bridge! You can't!

Mithalwen · 05-22-2006, 11:56 AM

Hi! Elrond here, asking whether you have problems with lichen on stone work or persitent mortal potential sons in law? They are a challenge for some household cleaners but not for Cillit Bang!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-22-2006, 12:21 PM

Elrond: I didn't want to be an Elf lord.

Arwen: Not this again...

Elrond: I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! ... (and so on...)

OR

A sinister smile creeps across Elrond's face as he reaches for the 'destroy bridge' leaver.

mormegil · 05-22-2006, 12:25 PM

Elrond comes to a sudden halt and realizes that the immortal hound Huan has not been cleaning up after himself again!

Lalwendë · 05-22-2006, 01:36 PM

Elrond wishes he had fathered a daughter with the intellectual capacity to play chess once in a while. Pooh Sticks could get so tiresome...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-24-2006, 05:34 AM

Arwen: I'll jump if we don't get a new picture!

Théoden: I'll Kill you!... Oh, nice boots!

OR

Théoden: Do up your fly or else!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-24-2006, 06:10 AM

Going straight for the sensitive area.

Lalwendë · 05-24-2006, 06:14 AM

Theoden: "I assure you. If you keep still I will get the wasp in one clean stroke...............Oh. Oops!"

Kuruharan · 05-24-2006, 06:43 AM

Theoden reacts violently to seeing the orc uncloaked!!

(Ack! The evil forces of uncloaking have inflitrated my brain!)

05-18-2006, 08:44 AM	#10721
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elder Hobbit: "Yes, I am actually the tallest Hobbit in Middle-Earth." Frodo: "I don't believe you." Elder: "Well, just check the Guinness Book of World Records." Frodo: "No, I don't think you're a Hobbit." OR Frodo's Old Man: "Really, do you ever listen?! I've told you: you are not supposed to come down here and gamble! Your mother and I have..." Frodo: I hate it when he does this in front of my friends. Merry(whispers): "I love to see Frodo get his butt chewed by his Old Man!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-18-2006, 12:03 PM	#10722
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Frodo knew things had gone ill in the Shire during their absence when he saw that Saruman was wearing Lobelia's favourite tablecloth. Or Frodo wasn't too impressed by "Saruman of many colours" Saruman: " You are a fine one to talk Mr Brown __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-19-2006, 12:57 AM	#10723
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Allo, allo, allo, you're nicked sonny Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins. Frodo: Yes Constable. Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you..... Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-19-2006, 08:38 PM	#10725
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Frodo and the Old Man are the two left standing in an intense game of Simon says. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-19-2006, 09:22 PM	#10726
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	A soothsayer bids Frodo beware the Ides of March. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-19-2006, 06:08 PM	#10724
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Frodo: Right so your the blair wizard?!?! Sure you are... (i thought i could see one of those stick figures from blair witch project in top right corner )

05-20-2006, 01:01 AM	#10727
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Old man: I think its time for something new! An aging Elrod asks, "Where is Arwen?" OR Elrond: Anyone got some change for the toll? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-20-2006, 01:38 AM	#10728
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	A stunned Elrond: "Gandalf how many times have I told you.. DON'T UNCLOAK IN FRONT OF ARWEN....." __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

05-20-2006, 05:58 AM	#10729
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Elrond declined Arwen's invitation to bungee jump with her. Elrond: My hair's getting windblown enough as it is... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-20-2006, 06:04 AM	#10730
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Various assorted watchers: She's behind you! Elrond: Oh no she isn't! VAW: Oh yes she is! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-20-2006, 07:08 AM	#10731
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	With "Ada" now distracted Arwen is going to jump! __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-20-2006, 07:15 AM	#10732
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Elrond: No, Arwen, for the last time - I will not carry you home piggyback! If your feet are too tired to walk another step, then you'll just have to stay where you are. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-20-2006, 07:26 AM	#10733
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Elrond: I've told you for the last time, Arwen. Yes, I am your father and no, you do not have a twin brother called Luke. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-20-2006, 07:53 AM	#10734
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Elrond: No, I am not going to buy you a pony! And if you're going to act like this you can just stay there. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

05-20-2006, 08:36 AM	#10735
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Elrond was rather shocked when he discovered that his city was not made of stone but a rather high quality foam. Elrond: Those dwarves tricked me!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-20-2006, 09:19 AM	#10736
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-20-2006, 09:46 AM	#10738
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Arwen: Father how many times in the last hundred years have I told you to have your Eye Test done. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-20-2006, 10:36 AM	#10739
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Arwen: Ada, that's the third of my boyfriends you've pushed off the bridge this week!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

05-20-2006, 12:46 PM	#10740
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Arwen's attempt to storm off in a huff was hampered by snagging her sleeve on the impaled heron bridge decoration.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-20-2006, 12:58 PM	#10741
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Face it, Arwen, Aragorn is going to die. Turns Oh, and by the way, you're adopted. OR Elrond forgot he'd had those glass doors installed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-20-2006, 01:01 PM	#10742
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Continuing the pushed off bridge theme... Arwen: But I liked Mr. Anderson!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

05-20-2006, 03:08 PM	#10743
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-21-2006, 12:51 AM	#10745
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Elrond: Forget it Arwen, that was the third Versailles I built this week, and I don't care if Galadriel has one in pink mithril, NO more! ...How does Celeborn make pink mithril?! He's crafty... Too crafty... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-21-2006, 01:00 AM	#10746
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Elrond stomps off when Arwen refuses to let him play Gandalf in their 'Bridge of Khazad-dum' re-enactment. Arwen sulks & looks for another billy goat to throw to the troll under the bridge. The tragedy of the Elves in Middle-earth continues unabated.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

05-21-2006, 01:59 AM	#10747
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Arwen: "Well, if I cannot marry Aragorn then I'm ignoring you" Elrond:"Fine! Then I'm ignoring you!" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

05-21-2006, 03:33 AM	#10748
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gossip. Arwen: Hey, dad, isn't that mum . . . with Gandalf?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-21-2006, 09:47 AM	#10749
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: Face it, father, we're lost. Elrond: I can't get lost in my own house. All these stair cases look the same! give me that Map again! OR Just when Elrond got to the highest place in Rivendel, someone rings the front door bell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-21-2006, 10:33 AM	#10750
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Elrond: We've been going in circles and are back home again, not in Rohan! I hate MapQuest! Arwen: (mutters) Why do males always refuse to ask for directions?! Elrond: Now what do I do with Aragorn's reforged sword? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-21-2006, 10:33 PM	#10751
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond: "Is it over here? I don't know where else to look..." Arwen: "I think I see it down there! Oh, nope, just a rock." Elrond: "Blast, that's the last time I let Gandalf hide the Easter Eggs!" OR Elrond wonders where his other shoulder angel is. He wants to do something evil and the Evil Angel just won't show! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-22-2006, 11:35 AM	#10752
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Despite her father's warnings, Arwen decides to see whether her giant sleeves could actually act as wings. OR Elrond: I don't care if your friends jumped off the bridge! You can't! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-22-2006, 11:56 AM	#10753
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Hi! Elrond here, asking whether you have problems with lichen on stone work or persitent mortal potential sons in law? They are a challenge for some household cleaners but not for Cillit Bang! __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-22-2006, 12:21 PM	#10754
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: I didn't want to be an Elf lord. Arwen: Not this again... Elrond: I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! ... (and so on...) OR A sinister smile creeps across Elrond's face as he reaches for the 'destroy bridge' leaver. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-22-2006, 12:25 PM	#10755
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Elrond comes to a sudden halt and realizes that the immortal hound Huan has not been cleaning up after himself again! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-22-2006, 01:36 PM	#10756
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond wishes he had fathered a daughter with the intellectual capacity to play chess once in a while. Pooh Sticks could get so tiresome... __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-24-2006, 05:34 AM	#10757
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: I'll jump if we don't get a new picture! Théoden: I'll Kill you!... Oh, nice boots! OR Théoden: Do up your fly or else! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...