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Gurthang · 05-14-2006, 09:50 PM

Elrond: *why does he always have to reprimand me in front of everyone?! At least I'm not alone this time*
Meanwhile, Gandalf moves on to scold the next terrified culprit.

OR

Elrond: "Psst! Hey, you got any ideas? I'm fresh out?"
Elf: "I'm not telling you anything unless I can sit in that chair."

OR

Elrond: "Psst! What'd you get for #7."
Elf: "Straight of Gibraltar."
Elrond: "No! I put pi!"

THE Ka · 05-14-2006, 09:54 PM

Elves may not weigh until the world weighs, but Elrond was too good for that - His tripple shot mocha with extra large eclare was really weighing in this morning...

Elrond: Oh great Eru! Why?! Those cruely manipulative Baristas!

~ Aesthete

Witch_Queen · 05-14-2006, 10:32 PM

(Unknown elf couldn't take his eyes off the scene.)

Elrond *looking away* : "Gandalf how many times does the council have to tell you, We don't want to see what you look like as a white wizard and more importantly we don't want to see you UNCLOAKED!!!!! So go put some clothes on."

(Sorry I couldn't resist)

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2006, 01:24 AM

Gandalf: Well, seeing as Elrond is asleep, do you have any ideas, Mr. Elf?

Elf: Don't ask me! I've got a feather lodged in the back of my head!

OR

Elrond: Maybe if I close my eyes and concentrate, Gandalf will just go away...

OR yet!

As tensions grow in the council, one elf tries to maintain his dignity.

Elf: *thinking* just look straight forward! Don’t' make eye contact. Everything will be alright. Oh damn! I looked at Gandalf! *turns into frog*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-15-2006, 02:01 AM

Elrond: Who put glue on my chair?

(The Elf beside him averts his gaze and hums.)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-15-2006, 02:13 AM

It was tough for Elrond: Not only did he have to arrange the Quest of the Ring amidst the hostility between Hobbits, Dwarves and Gondorians, but he also had to put up with the frankly preposterous demands of the Featherhead Elves.

(Hookbill's idea, obviously.

)

"We Elves of the Featherheads demand not one, not five, but fifteen golden Rings of Power! Reject us and ye shall feel our wrath!

Elrond: "Who invited this guy?"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-15-2006, 02:59 AM

While the other ponder the fate of Middle-earth, Elrond tries to recall what he had for breakfast.

Gandalf_the _white · 05-15-2006, 04:06 AM

Elrond:*Maybe I was better off in the matrix, at least I didn't have Gandalf annoying me (and everone else for that matter) with his constant uncloaking*

Yes Gandalf! Brilliant idea you should uncloak!

*Please Eru save me!*

**=Thoughts

Boromir88 · 05-15-2006, 05:40 AM

Elrond stars in the new pepto bismol commercials...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2006, 06:29 AM

Elrond tries to grow a beard.

OR

Featherhead elf: Don't blame me! I didn't slip the laxatives in Elrond's tea!

Gandalf: What? No one mentioned Elrond.

Featherhead: Erm... ... ... bye! *runs**

*as does Elrond

The Only Real Estel · 05-15-2006, 09:27 AM

Elrond (narrator): "I'm sorry to report that there was a murder last night. Glorfindel was riding his horse home when someone knocked him off (literally) and stole his horse."

(The mafia, of course, is Arwen

)

Lalwendë · 05-15-2006, 03:13 PM

And you thought a three hour meeting was bad. Imagine an Elven meeting - fifteen weeks without so much as a sniff of a plate of chocolate biscuits and a pot of lukewarm tea.

Kath · 05-15-2006, 03:29 PM

The transition from Agent Smith to Elrond was a most uncomfortable one.

OR

Elrond: Oh no, there goes that seam again!

Farael · 05-15-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

"We Elves of the Featherheads demand not one, not five, but fifteen golden Rings of Power! Reject us and ye shall feel our wrath!

"We are the Elves who say Ni. This council shall not go on until you meet our demands"

Elrond: "And what if we refuse?"

"Then we shall say Ni to you. Ni!! Ni!!! Ni!!!!"

Elrond: "Alright, alright!! what will it be then, Elves who say Ni?"

"We want.... a shrubbery!!"

Elrond: "A shrubbery?" (thinking: Oh, no... where am I going to get a Shrubbery in Rivendell??)

mormegil · 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM

Elrond: There is no craft in Middle-earth that will destroy the ring, it must be taken to Mt. Doom and cast into that fire no other fire will do.

Pippin: OH! I have an idea. I think I can make a pretty hot fire and we could probably destroy the ring in it?

Elrond: *sigh* Hobbits!

Meela · 05-15-2006, 07:01 PM

While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded Elf-killer of Rivendell strikes again.

Or

(going on the feather theme...)

The dreaded Elf-tickler strikes again.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-15-2006, 08:11 PM

Elrond tries to hide his third arm from the Council's eyes.

05-15-2006, 10:03 PM

As the Council discusses the Ring's fate, Elrond casually looks downward to discover a bit of Elven graffiti on the ground.
What is this...? Elrond thought to himself. What does that say...? "Elrond purchases Dwarven materials"?

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded Elf-killer of Rivendell strikes again

A slight alteration, inspired by Spike Milligan...

While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded phantom raspberry blower of old Rivendel town strikes again!

OR

Inspired by the latest adventures of Minas Taxi...

Gandalf: So, as the Balrog gained on me, I decided to reveal my true power. If you know what I mean. *Demonstrates*

Elrond: *groan*

Witch_Queen · 05-15-2006, 11:52 PM

Elrond: *I knew I shouldn't have had that extra little bit of broccolli*

Elf in the background: (Looks around before being hit by horrible scent) *Was that Elrond......"

Unfortunately the rest of the council passes out from Elrond's unexpected fart

Lalwendë · 05-16-2006, 05:49 AM

Inspired...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Elrond tries to hide his third arm from the Council's eyes.

Elrond: "Oh, for the last time! It's got nothing in its pocketses, OK? Now, will you please desist, Glorfindel? The other Elves are beginning to talk about us."

mormegil · 05-16-2006, 07:29 AM

Frodo: No sir, I'm sorry, but I don't have any spare change.

or

Old man: Mordor is it? Well that's easy! Go up the road about 5 furlongs and at the mushroom shop take a right, follow that for...oh I'd say 3 days and you should be right at the gate.

or

Merry, Pippin, and Sam are playing craps while Frodo tries to conduct business.

Merry: Come on 7-11!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-16-2006, 07:39 AM

Frodo is slightly underwhelmed by Gandalf's makeover.

Kath · 05-16-2006, 08:03 AM

Old man: Now if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, you do not go around making trouble. Why can't you be more like those friends of yours *points to other hobbits* and play normal games?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-16-2006, 08:37 AM

Old man: "Yes laddie, I seem to have lost my dog. Have you seen him?"

Frodo: "Um...no.... *Guys, quick: get rid of the body!*

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-16-2006, 10:35 AM

It seems that Fatty Boldger lost weight in his old age.

OR

It seems that Sauron's greatest weapon was not the Nazgûl, or the Trolls or even the terrible Shelob, but an old man who could bore them to death with tales that lead nowhere.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 05-16-2006, 11:01 AM

The Elves of the Third Age didn't quite reach the glamour of their ancestors.

Mithalwen · 05-16-2006, 11:20 AM

Elrond pic

How to get through long meetings...

Elrond wonders if he can retrieve his i-pod and get it back in his sleeve before anyone notices...

Maeggaladiel · 05-16-2006, 11:45 AM

Frodo: You're goin' down, old man.

Formendacil · 05-16-2006, 02:37 PM

Farmer Maggot does not realize it, but Frodo's eyes are fixated on the large, purple wart on the centre of his forehead.

narfforc · 05-16-2006, 05:16 PM

Frodo: What are you doing here
Old Man Without Costume: Excuse me sonny, but do you know where the Maggot Willow Bombadil Glorfindel shoot is?
Frodo: Who?.....................................

Meela · 05-16-2006, 05:58 PM

Security was getting tighter in Middle-earth, and all manner of methods were being used to sniff out the enemy.

Frodo: Ha! You blinked. Now will you let us into Bree?

The Only Real Estel · 05-16-2006, 08:57 PM

Frodo: "No, I haven't seen any traveler's bag stuffed with Longbottom Leaf, why?"

Old Man: "'Cause I can see yer hidin' it in yer cloak, that's why!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-16-2006, 09:26 PM

Scout: C'mon, Frodo, join us. You don't want to be like that *nods at other Hobbits*, don'tcha?

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-16-2006, 11:46 PM

Old man: What has it got in its pocketses?

Frodo: I told you, a ring of power!

OR

Man: So, Elijah, this is where the Hobbits go into a song and dance routine.

Elijah: ... ... ...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-17-2006, 08:36 PM

Old Man: Forget the lines. You need to act from the eyes, those puppy-dog eyes of yours. Okay?

Parmastahir · 05-17-2006, 08:56 PM

(Pippin in the background: "I know that short cuts make for long delays. But Jehovah's Witnesses make for even longer ones!")

Gurthang · 05-17-2006, 09:01 PM

Sean Connery: "Your mother, Trabek!"
Elijah:

OR

Old Man: "...and then, like, I'm like, "No, I don't have a license!" and he's like, "No license, no driving!" and I'm like, "It's like, totally a bike, Mister!" and he's like, "Oh, so you're, 'like,' a wise guy are ya? How about a ticket?!" and like I'm like, "For, like, what?" and he's like..."
Frodo: *I really wish he'd shut up already!*

OR

Gandalf: "So I went to that uncloaking clinic you recommended."
Frodo: "Oh, really? How'd it go?"
Gandalf: "Well, they gave me this really nice coat, and it's worked marvelously. It's so much harder to uncoat."

(Bad puns abound)

The Only Real Estel · 05-18-2006, 12:10 AM

Old Man: "Well, it looks like it's down between either you or me for today's voting."

Frodo: "It'll be you."

Merry-Pippin-Sam-Extra-Ultra-Alliance-Of-Doom: "*Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper* Yep, okay.++ Frodo"

mormegil · 05-18-2006, 12:35 AM

Old Man: Okay now next you will pull your hand out of your pockets and hold out your palm. We will get a close up of your palm with the ring on it...the theory being that if we insert this shot every 5 minutes or so the audience is bound to get the idea that this movie is about a ring!

Got it?

05-14-2006, 09:50 PM	#10681
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond: why does he always have to reprimand me in front of everyone?! At least I'm not alone this time Meanwhile, Gandalf moves on to scold the next terrified culprit. OR Elrond: "Psst! Hey, you got any ideas? I'm fresh out?" Elf: "I'm not telling you anything unless I can sit in that chair." OR Elrond: "Psst! What'd you get for #7." Elf: "Straight of Gibraltar." Elrond: "No! I put pi!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-14-2006, 09:54 PM	#10682
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Elves may not weigh until the world weighs, but Elrond was too good for that - His tripple shot mocha with extra large eclare was really weighing in this morning... Elrond: Oh great Eru! Why?! Those cruely manipulative Baristas! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-14-2006, 10:32 PM	#10683
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	(Unknown elf couldn't take his eyes off the scene.) Elrond looking away : "Gandalf how many times does the council have to tell you, We don't want to see what you look like as a white wizard and more importantly we don't want to see you UNCLOAKED!!!!! So go put some clothes on." (Sorry I couldn't resist) __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

05-15-2006, 01:24 AM	#10684
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Well, seeing as Elrond is asleep, do you have any ideas, Mr. Elf? Elf: Don't ask me! I've got a feather lodged in the back of my head! OR Elrond: Maybe if I close my eyes and concentrate, Gandalf will just go away... OR yet! As tensions grow in the council, one elf tries to maintain his dignity. Elf: thinking just look straight forward! Don’t' make eye contact. Everything will be alright. Oh damn! I looked at Gandalf! turns into frog __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-15-2006, 02:01 AM	#10685
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Elrond tries to stand up. Elrond: Who put glue on my chair? (The Elf beside him averts his gaze and hums.) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-15-2006, 02:13 AM	#10686
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It was tough for Elrond: Not only did he have to arrange the Quest of the Ring amidst the hostility between Hobbits, Dwarves and Gondorians, but he also had to put up with the frankly preposterous demands of the Featherhead Elves. (Hookbill's idea, obviously. ) "We Elves of the Featherheads demand not one, not five, but fifteen golden Rings of Power! Reject us and ye shall feel our wrath! Elrond: "Who invited this guy?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-15-2006, 02:59 AM	#10687
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Maybe some Diatabs would help . . . While the other ponder the fate of Middle-earth, Elrond tries to recall what he had for breakfast. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-15-2006, 04:06 AM	#10688
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Elrond:Maybe I was better off in the matrix, at least I didn't have Gandalf annoying me (and everone else for that matter) with his constant uncloaking Yes Gandalf! Brilliant idea you should uncloak! Please Eru save me! **=Thoughts

05-15-2006, 05:40 AM	#10689
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Elrond stars in the new pepto bismol commercials... __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-15-2006, 06:29 AM	#10690
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond tries to grow a beard. OR Featherhead elf: Don't blame me! I didn't slip the laxatives in Elrond's tea! Gandalf: What? No one mentioned Elrond. Featherhead: Erm... ... ... bye! runs* *as does Elrond __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-15-2006, 09:27 AM	#10691
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Playing 'Mafia' (Werewolf :P) Elrond (narrator): "I'm sorry to report that there was a murder last night. Glorfindel was riding his horse home when someone knocked him off (literally) and stole his horse." (The mafia, of course, is Arwen ) Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 05-15-2006 at 11:06 AM.

05-15-2006, 03:13 PM	#10692
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	And you thought a three hour meeting was bad. Imagine an Elven meeting - fifteen weeks without so much as a sniff of a plate of chocolate biscuits and a pot of lukewarm tea. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-15-2006, 03:29 PM	#10693
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The transition from Agent Smith to Elrond was a most uncomfortable one. OR Elrond: Oh no, there goes that seam again! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-15-2006, 04:29 PM	#10695
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Elrond: There is no craft in Middle-earth that will destroy the ring, it must be taken to Mt. Doom and cast into that fire no other fire will do. Pippin: OH! I have an idea. I think I can make a pretty hot fire and we could probably destroy the ring in it? Elrond: sigh Hobbits! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-15-2006, 07:01 PM	#10696
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded Elf-killer of Rivendell strikes again. Or (going on the feather theme...) The dreaded Elf-tickler strikes again. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-15-2006, 08:11 PM	#10697
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Look under his sleeve! Elrond is a mutant! Elrond tries to hide his third arm from the Council's eyes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-15-2006, 10:03 PM	#10698
Soupy Guest Posts: n/a	As the Council discusses the Ring's fate, Elrond casually looks downward to discover a bit of Elven graffiti on the ground. What is this...? Elrond thought to himself. What does that say...? "Elrond purchases Dwarven materials"?

05-15-2006, 11:52 PM	#10700
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Elrond: I knew I shouldn't have had that extra little bit of broccolli Elf in the background: (Looks around before being hit by horrible scent) *Was that Elrond......" Unfortunately the rest of the council passes out from Elrond's unexpected fart __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

05-16-2006, 07:29 AM	#10702
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Frodo: No sir, I'm sorry, but I don't have any spare change. or Old man: Mordor is it? Well that's easy! Go up the road about 5 furlongs and at the mushroom shop take a right, follow that for...oh I'd say 3 days and you should be right at the gate. or Merry, Pippin, and Sam are playing craps while Frodo tries to conduct business. Merry: Come on 7-11! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-16-2006, 07:39 AM	#10703
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo is slightly underwhelmed by Gandalf's makeover. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-16-2006, 08:03 AM	#10704
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Old man: Now if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, you do not go around making trouble. Why can't you be more like those friends of yours points to other hobbits and play normal games? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-16-2006, 08:37 AM	#10705
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Children can be so cruel... Old man: "Yes laddie, I seem to have lost my dog. Have you seen him?" Frodo: "Um...no.... Guys, quick: get rid of the body! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-16-2006, 10:35 AM	#10706
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It seems that Fatty Boldger lost weight in his old age. OR It seems that Sauron's greatest weapon was not the Nazgûl, or the Trolls or even the terrible Shelob, but an old man who could bore them to death with tales that lead nowhere. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-16-2006, 11:01 AM	#10707
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Gildor...? The Elves of the Third Age didn't quite reach the glamour of their ancestors. __________________ Fenris Wolf

05-16-2006, 11:20 AM	#10708
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	I know it is probably just the piping on his dressing gown but: Elrond pic How to get through long meetings... Elrond wonders if he can retrieve his i-pod and get it back in his sleeve before anyone notices... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-16-2006, 11:45 AM	#10709
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo: You're goin' down, old man. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-16-2006, 02:37 PM	#10710
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Farmer Maggot does not realize it, but Frodo's eyes are fixated on the large, purple wart on the centre of his forehead. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-16-2006, 05:16 PM	#10711
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Can I play to Frodo: What are you doing here Old Man Without Costume: Excuse me sonny, but do you know where the Maggot Willow Bombadil Glorfindel shoot is? Frodo: Who?..................................... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-16-2006, 05:58 PM	#10712
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Security was getting tighter in Middle-earth, and all manner of methods were being used to sniff out the enemy. Frodo: Ha! You blinked. Now will you let us into Bree? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-16-2006, 08:57 PM	#10713
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "No, I haven't seen any traveler's bag stuffed with Longbottom Leaf, why?" Old Man: "'Cause I can see yer hidin' it in yer cloak, that's why!"

05-16-2006, 09:26 PM	#10714
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hogwarts is scouting for new Quidditch players. Scout: C'mon, Frodo, join us. You don't want to be like that nods at other Hobbits, don'tcha? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-16-2006, 11:46 PM	#10715
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Old man: What has it got in its pocketses? Frodo: I told you, a ring of power! OR Man: So, Elijah, this is where the Hobbits go into a song and dance routine. Elijah: ... ... ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-17-2006, 08:36 PM	#10716
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	How to sell a fantasy film, Lesson 1. Old Man: Forget the lines. You need to act from the eyes, those puppy-dog eyes of yours. Okay? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-17-2006, 08:56 PM	#10717
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Unexpected Company (Pippin in the background: "I know that short cuts make for long delays. But Jehovah's Witnesses make for even longer ones!") __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

05-17-2006, 09:01 PM	#10718
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sean Connery: "Your mother, Trabek!" Elijah: OR Old Man: "...and then, like, I'm like, "No, I don't have a license!" and he's like, "No license, no driving!" and I'm like, "It's like, totally a bike, Mister!" and he's like, "Oh, so you're, 'like,' a wise guy are ya? How about a ticket?!" and like I'm like, "For, like, what?" and he's like..." Frodo: I really wish he'd shut up already! OR Gandalf: "So I went to that uncloaking clinic you recommended." Frodo: "Oh, really? How'd it go?" Gandalf: "Well, they gave me this really nice coat, and it's worked marvelously. It's so much harder to uncoat." (Bad puns abound) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.