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Shy Hobbit · 02-04-2003, 04:43 PM

*sings* Everybody was kung fu fighting...

Gorwingel · 02-04-2003, 07:46 PM

Gimli (MC Hammer style): Can't touch this!

02-04-2003, 08:13 PM

Legolas: (thinking) I should've listened to Aragorn when he said not to smoke the athelas

...Lutheyn...

(hmmm if it dosn't work...heres the link http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/...aps/ttt165.jpg
[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

Gorwingel · 02-04-2003, 11:07 PM

ElvenSunSet9 your picture did not work at all I am sorry to say.

Tigerlily Gamgee · 02-04-2003, 11:56 PM

Here's a new one:

Diamond18 · 02-05-2003, 12:09 AM

Sam: "No, Mr. Frodo, I do not think that you should market your morning breath as a hair-styling gel."

Arwen_Evenstar · 02-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Somthing tolkien neglected to write...frodos 'canabalism' (sp?) phase?

was that any good? Nah...

Tar-Palantir · 02-05-2003, 12:43 AM

Sam: "Why won't my sword come loose?"

Frodo: "That's not a sword dear Sam, that's my...AAAHHHH!!"

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 02-05-2003, 03:04 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Liked that one Tar-Palantir. Here's mine:

Sam: Do you believe that vampires excist Mr. Frodo?

Frodo:Hissssssssssssssss.

Greetings,

Anuion
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MEDICAL MARIJUANA STATES

Airehiriel · 02-05-2003, 08:22 AM

Frodo: (shouting) *bangs Sam's head on a rock after each word* How...many...times...have...I...told...you...to... shut...up...about...your...gaffer?!
I don't care what he'd say about this!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas Picture:
Killing fun! Like killing! GREAT, great, great...(dissolves into insane laughter.)
(Gimli from somewhere - I think we may need the men with the white coats! I think he's gone crazy!)

[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Gorwingel · 02-05-2003, 02:03 PM

Sam: Come on Frodo let's get to Mordor as quick as we can!
Frodo: You don't have to carry me all the way there, the ring is not going to possess me that quickly, ahhhh!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-05-2003, 05:12 PM

Frodo: SAM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BATH WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! YOU SMELL HORRIBLE!! YAAAAAH!!!

dragoneyes · 02-05-2003, 05:15 PM

The hobbits were getting desperate for food so Samwise bravely agreed to let Frodo have his arm.

Diamond18 · 02-05-2003, 09:44 PM

Well, what about his legs? He doesn't need those, does he? Oooh, they look tasty.

Helkahothion · 02-06-2003, 02:57 AM

The legolas one,

Hello mister orc. Do you fancy a snack. Just say "AAAAAAHH" You can do that.

Strangly enough, the Orc says aaaaaaahh and Legolas impales him with an arrow.

Legolas: This is to easy, I think ill go surfing or something.

Greetings,

Anuion
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M119 ENGINE

Airehiriel · 02-06-2003, 10:02 AM

The unheard of giants?!

[ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-06-2003, 12:03 PM

Sauron: Ho ho ho! There's no way I can lose now! I got me some giants!

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-06-2003, 01:05 PM

*sam is just out of shot*
Sam: Frodo, are you really sure you want to go in there? Frodo?......... Mr. Frodo?????

*from a distance* Frodo: Are you insane? With a giant? Not likely. Gollums already two miles away from shock!

Helkahothion · 02-06-2003, 01:55 PM

HAHAHAHA good picture,

Here's mine:

Ancient elf: Okay, wich of you clowns painted that large statue and gave it a rifle? Now what will Frodo, Sam and Gollum think when they arrive?

Another Ancient elf: Well just look up.

The other ancient elves laugh out loud.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Dodge Spirit History

Gorwingel · 02-06-2003, 02:28 PM

The dark servant of Mordor prepares for the battle, using one of Saurons evil instrments of torture, that strikes fear into the hearts of women over 40 everywhere.

hobbitlass · 02-06-2003, 11:16 PM

As always, I'm a day late and a dollar short. I am laughing my behind off at Tar-Palantir's picture, the first one on page 23. For those just joining, it is well worth the visit. I'm going back myself!

MerryBrandybuck04 · 02-07-2003, 10:19 AM

hey, u all have 2 admit that the Legolas one..... he looks a little high there....

Legolas: No wonder Aragorn warned me neva to smoke weed.... haaaaaaa come to me u lovely orcs...... heeeeheeeeee deaaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Ainaserkewen · 02-07-2003, 10:42 AM

An Orc "Anybody got a penny?"

Tar-Palantir · 02-07-2003, 10:54 AM

Sam: "See Mr Frodo? I told you it wouldn't be so bad - the black gate is only 18" tall!!"

Airehiriel · 02-07-2003, 11:09 AM

Eowyn as she pretends to be Celine Dion in a music video.

02-07-2003, 11:53 AM

Eowyn's lousy day: 'first that stupid elf tells me I look like Helen Hunt, then Daddy slaps my hand for giving Wormtongue the finger and now I have a sheet caught in my ringmail!'

Balin999 · 02-07-2003, 12:32 PM

"Don't cry for me little Grima...."

Obviously, take from Madonna's "Don't cry for me Argentina"

Diamond18 · 02-07-2003, 12:43 PM

Éoywn was slapped by a ghost, eh? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 02-07-2003, 04:16 PM

Eowyn stays in Rohan, while waiting for her true love Grima Wormtongue to come back from Isengard
"Grima, I know you are a little sneaky, but I love you so much, and it wasn't until you left that I realized how much I loved you"

[ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

cannedpoatoe · 02-07-2003, 04:48 PM

Eowyen thinking to self:Is that bird?

Tar-Palantir · 02-07-2003, 10:55 PM

Eowyn: "Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?"

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-08-2003, 12:53 AM

crap! i KNEW i shouldnt have played with that superglue...now im stuck here forever in this position!

Hirilaelin · 02-08-2003, 01:02 AM

Heh heh... Very fun and funny... I'll be back!

Suilad,

~Eruanne

Hirilaelin · 02-08-2003, 01:03 AM

Frodo: DON'T THROW UP ON ME SAM!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-08-2003, 07:20 AM

Eowyn: Damn, I'm good-looking!

dragoneyes · 02-08-2003, 09:27 AM

Eowyn: Now all I need is a halo, a pair of wings, a fully white dress and perhaps a harp and I'll realy be an angel!

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-08-2003, 10:00 AM

Eowyn: *loudly* I'm dying of a broken heart..... *cough* Aragorn, I SAID, I'm DYING of a BROKEN heart!!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-08-2003, 10:07 AM

New pic!!

Pippin: Merry...is that....what the?!?
Merry: Pippin....what the...no it can't be..
Pippin: AAAAAH!!! MARTHA STEWART!! RUN!!
Then they do the whole movie scene thing
Up a tree
Pip: Think we lost her.
Mer: Yeah *choke choke*
Pip: MERRY!!!
Merry is dragged onto the ground by M.S.
Martha: Now Merry, this pink dress would look lovely with your hair and complexoin.
But then she gets stomped on by Treebeard.And thats awesome.

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 02-08-2003, 11:33 AM

sorry to put one up so soon, but I had to share this...

Tar-Palantir · 02-08-2003, 12:38 PM

Aragorn to Michael Jackson:

"What did you do with Legolas Michael? Bring him back here now, unless you know how to use a bow, if so you can stay."

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

*ElentariGreenleaf* - that last one was very funny, you captured my sentiments...

02-04-2003, 04:43 PM	#1001
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	sings Everybody was kung fu fighting... __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-04-2003, 07:46 PM	#1002
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Gimli (MC Hammer style): Can't touch this! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-04-2003, 11:07 PM	#1004
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	ElvenSunSet9 your picture did not work at all I am sorry to say. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-04-2003, 11:56 PM	#1005
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Here's a new one: __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

02-05-2003, 12:09 AM	#1006
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Sam: "No, Mr. Frodo, I do not think that you should market your morning breath as a hair-styling gel." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-04-2003, 08:13 PM	#1003
ElvenSunSet9 Guest Posts: n/a	Legolas: (thinking) I should've listened to Aragorn when he said not to smoke the athelas ...Lutheyn... (hmmm if it dosn't work...heres the link http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/...aps/ttt165.jpg [ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ] [ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

02-05-2003, 12:17 AM	#1007
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Somthing tolkien neglected to write...frodos 'canabalism' (sp?) phase? was that any good? Nah... __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

02-05-2003, 12:43 AM	#1008
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Sam: "Why won't my sword come loose?" Frodo: "That's not a sword dear Sam, that's my...AAAHHHH!!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-05-2003, 03:04 AM	#1009
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Liked that one Tar-Palantir. Here's mine: Sam: Do you believe that vampires excist Mr. Frodo? Frodo:Hissssssssssssssss. Greetings, Anuion ________ MEDICAL MARIJUANA STATES Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:49 AM.

02-05-2003, 08:22 AM	#1010
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Frodo: (shouting) bangs Sam's head on a rock after each word How...many...times...have...I...told...you...to... shut...up...about...your...gaffer?! I don't care what he'd say about this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Legolas Picture: Killing fun! Like killing! GREAT, great, great...(dissolves into insane laughter.) (Gimli from somewhere - I think we may need the men with the white coats! I think he's gone crazy!) [ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-05-2003, 02:03 PM	#1011
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Sam: Come on Frodo let's get to Mordor as quick as we can! Frodo: You don't have to carry me all the way there, the ring is not going to possess me that quickly, ahhhh! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-05-2003, 05:12 PM	#1012
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Frodo: SAM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BATH WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! YOU SMELL HORRIBLE!! YAAAAAH!!! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-05-2003, 05:15 PM	#1013
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	The hobbits were getting desperate for food so Samwise bravely agreed to let Frodo have his arm. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-05-2003, 09:44 PM	#1014
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Well, what about his legs? He doesn't need those, does he? Oooh, they look tasty. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-06-2003, 02:57 AM	#1015
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	The legolas one, Hello mister orc. Do you fancy a snack. Just say "AAAAAAHH" You can do that. Strangly enough, the Orc says aaaaaaahh and Legolas impales him with an arrow. Legolas: This is to easy, I think ill go surfing or something. Greetings, Anuion ________ M119 ENGINE Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM.

02-06-2003, 10:02 AM	#1016
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	The unheard of giants?! [ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-06-2003, 12:03 PM	#1017
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sauron: Ho ho ho! There's no way I can lose now! I got me some giants! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-06-2003, 01:05 PM	#1018
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	sam is just out of shot Sam: Frodo, are you really sure you want to go in there? Frodo?......... Mr. Frodo????? from a distance Frodo: Are you insane? With a giant? Not likely. Gollums already two miles away from shock! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

02-06-2003, 01:55 PM	#1019
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	HAHAHAHA good picture, Here's mine: Ancient elf: Okay, wich of you clowns painted that large statue and gave it a rifle? Now what will Frodo, Sam and Gollum think when they arrive? Another Ancient elf: Well just look up. The other ancient elves laugh out loud. Greetings, Anuion ________ Dodge Spirit History Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM.

02-06-2003, 02:28 PM	#1020
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	The dark servant of Mordor prepares for the battle, using one of Saurons evil instrments of torture, that strikes fear into the hearts of women over 40 everywhere. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-06-2003, 11:16 PM	#1021
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	As always, I'm a day late and a dollar short. I am laughing my behind off at Tar-Palantir's picture, the first one on page 23. For those just joining, it is well worth the visit. I'm going back myself! __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-07-2003, 10:19 AM	#1022
MerryBrandybuck04 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 15	hey, u all have 2 admit that the Legolas one..... he looks a little high there.... Legolas: No wonder Aragorn warned me neva to smoke weed.... haaaaaaa come to me u lovely orcs...... heeeeheeeeee deaaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! __________________ Merry;)

02-07-2003, 10:42 AM	#1023
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	An Orc "Anybody got a penny?" __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

02-07-2003, 10:54 AM	#1024
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Sam: "See Mr Frodo? I told you it wouldn't be so bad - the black gate is only 18" tall!!" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-07-2003, 11:09 AM	#1025
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Eowyn as she pretends to be Celine Dion in a music video. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-07-2003, 11:53 AM	#1026
Attercop Guest Posts: n/a	Eowyn's lousy day: 'first that stupid elf tells me I look like Helen Hunt, then Daddy slaps my hand for giving Wormtongue the finger and now I have a sheet caught in my ringmail!'

02-07-2003, 12:32 PM	#1027
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	"Don't cry for me little Grima...." Obviously, take from Madonna's "Don't cry for me Argentina" __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

02-07-2003, 12:43 PM	#1028
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Éoywn was slapped by a ghost, eh? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-07-2003, 04:16 PM	#1029
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Eowyn stays in Rohan, while waiting for her true love Grima Wormtongue to come back from Isengard "Grima, I know you are a little sneaky, but I love you so much, and it wasn't until you left that I realized how much I loved you" [ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-07-2003, 04:48 PM	#1030
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Eowyen thinking to self:Is that bird? __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

02-07-2003, 10:55 PM	#1031
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Eowyn: "Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-08-2003, 12:53 AM	#1032
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	crap! i KNEW i shouldnt have played with that superglue...now im stuck here forever in this position! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-08-2003, 01:02 AM	#1033
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Heh heh... Very fun and funny... I'll be back! Suilad, ~Eruanne __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-08-2003, 01:03 AM	#1034
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Frodo: DON'T THROW UP ON ME SAM! __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-08-2003, 07:20 AM	#1035
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eowyn: Damn, I'm good-looking! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond