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03-31-2006, 01:11 AM | #10201 |
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Pwned!
Frodo tricked Sauron into looking up.
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03-31-2006, 01:36 AM | #10202 |
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Sauron: Aww... Sauron fall down.
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03-31-2006, 01:40 AM | #10203 |
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Sauron tries to fit one-too-many sofas in the left half of the tower.
OR Jenga!!! OR Looking back, Sauron realizes that filling the spare room with explosives might not have been the best of ideas.
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03-31-2006, 01:26 PM | #10204 |
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Inspired by Morm and the Tricorn Centre
Forty years after winning major architectural awards, Barad Dur is voted "Ugliest Building" in Middle Earth and demolished...
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03-31-2006, 02:07 PM | #10205 |
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At least the sudden, yet inevitable, collapse of their dark chocolate truffle Barad Dur wedding cake earned the happy couple Ł250 from You've Been Framed.
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03-31-2006, 02:30 PM | #10206 |
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Sauron: I don't care if there is a couple of hobbits running around, just find that damn Fred Dibnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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03-31-2006, 03:52 PM | #10207 |
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Peter Jackson editting LotR: "Hmm, tower... tower ... a bit bland. What this image needs is a .. a.. a giant gorilla! Yes, yes, King Kong at Barad- Dur. I can work in the eagles too instead of the airplanes."
Phillippa: "Peter, calm down. There are no giant apes in Middle-earth." PJ: "There was no shield boarding either at Helm's Deep. Did that stop me?" Phillipa: "Save it for another film, dear."
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03-31-2006, 09:06 PM | #10208 |
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The girls always thought Sauron was just using a lame pick-up line when he told them he was "falling for them;" but then he'd do just that...
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04-01-2006, 12:49 AM | #10209 |
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Sauron: AAAGH! Quick! A new picture!
Everyone enjoyed Sean Bean’s latest April fool. Jackson: Ha! ha! Catapults are so funny! Bean: HAY! FARAMIR! APRIL FOOLS!
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04-01-2006, 04:31 AM | #10210 |
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stunt coordinator: Okay, I want flaming Denethor to fall this way.
Sean Bean: Hahaha- "flaming Denenthor" PJ: What are you laughing at?! Change of plans, you'll be joining him. SB: What! No, really?! Come on Peej, say it's an April Fool....Peej?
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04-01-2006, 05:22 AM | #10211 |
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Shadowfax's charge into the Hallows and a plummeting, steward-fireball were an inevitable consequence of employing Jeremy Clarkson as consultant.
(Just imagine Jeremy reviewing Shadowfax for "Top Gear" - 'this is a mearas, a super-horse... ' - in fact the various arrivals of the Fellowship members to Minas Tirith could be one of those Top Gear Challenges - Jeremy as Gandalf on Shadowfax, James May as Captain Slow riding with the Rohirrim and the Hamster as Hobbit sized handluggage. Perfect. And the Stig? Surely the Stig could brave the paths of the Dead -he know no fear.....)
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04-01-2006, 06:32 AM | #10212 |
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1st man pointing to the upper levels: We need to get PJ up there to see the whole layout.
2nd man shaking his head: We can't the lift has broken down. PJ: That's ok Sean's a big strong warrior type, he can carry me up. Sean: Looking at the rotund PJ: HA-HA-HA-HA, come back when you,ve been on that diet you,ve been talking about.
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04-01-2006, 07:45 AM | #10213 |
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Man #1: See that bit of tower up there?
Man #2: What, the bit that just crumbled and collapsed? Man #1: Yeah! That's where Sean will be standing in this scene. Sean: Hahaha, if you think I'm getting up there, you've got another thing coming. PJ: Hahahaha, just you wait...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-01-2006, 07:47 AM | #10214 |
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Fascist jokes always brought a chuckle in Gondor.
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04-01-2006, 08:13 AM | #10215 |
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PJ: "So then the plumber said to the preacher, "That's not my cantelope!!" HAHAHAHA!"
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04-01-2006, 10:47 AM | #10216 |
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1st Man: What's that up there?
2nd Man: Is it a bird? PJ : Is it a plane? Sean: HA-HA-HA-HA, no it's Sir Ian uncloaked
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04-01-2006, 11:09 AM | #10217 |
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Some people just didn't believe that the force existed in M-E. This man attempted to force move something believed otherwise.
Man: Just watch I'll move that boulder over there.
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04-01-2006, 12:00 PM | #10218 |
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A cruel, cruel joke
Guy in sunglasses: So, Pj, is it a boy or a girl?
OR Sean: Ha ha! Faramir bringing Frodo and Sam here to Osgiliath? You'll be putting wheels on Mount Doom next!
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04-01-2006, 12:14 PM | #10219 |
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PJ: "Seriously, I KNEW that my fly wasn't open!"
SB: "Be a man and admit you were April-fooled!"
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04-01-2006, 12:36 PM | #10220 |
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The Gondorians talk quietly amongst themselves, and Boromir is hard put to suppress his amusement, knowing as they all did what happened to tourists in Minas Tirith...
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04-01-2006, 02:40 PM | #10221 |
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Guy to right of Bean: Hmm. That’s a really nice cloak. I think I'll steal it... Wait, no! Then it'll be Boromir uncloaked.
OR Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath. Bean: Ha ha! Shorty! Or yet Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath. PJ: Way ahead of you.
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04-01-2006, 02:52 PM | #10222 |
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Lesnie (man in hat) maps out the battle plan while Sean pays no attention, instead having himself a good laugh at the Gondorians' ridiculous looking helmets.
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04-01-2006, 09:12 PM | #10223 |
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The falling tower pic:
Gandalf: "Behold, Carlotta is singing to bring the Barad-Dűr down!" The PJ pic: Sean Bean: "Frodo offering the Ring to a Nazgűl? Inconceivable!"
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04-02-2006, 01:46 AM | #10224 |
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As the Gondorian extras gather around the buffet table Sean Bean laughs heartily.
Bean: Ha! Little do they know that I put laxatives in all those cakes. PJ: Ha! Good joke. But seriously... you didn't, did you? ... ... ... ... I think I should go now. *runs* OR Hat guy: Can't... reach... the moon!... Sunglasses guy: PJ, I think this guy needs medical attention.
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04-02-2006, 11:56 AM | #10225 |
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Man #1: So that's where Denethor will hurl himself from...
Man #2: And that's the spot where Faramir gets crushed under a pile of rocks... Boromir: Yeah, our family's got a history of dying horribly in battle. I wonder which poor sod's up next... PJ: *evil grin*
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04-02-2006, 08:18 PM | #10226 |
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Lesnie: ...and that's where Chuck Norris will make his entrance.
PJ: Yeah, this is our new Sam. He's not a hobbit anymore, but that doesn't matter anymore. Say hello, new Sam! New Sam: Duuuuude, arooiiiiiigh'! 'S happenin'? Sean: Yeah PJ, your updated script is *much* better than the original draft!
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04-02-2006, 08:43 PM | #10227 |
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Lesnie (man in hat): "Now the ringwraiths will come flying over this way..."
Sean: "Ringwraiths!? Haha! This is Osgiliath! Haven't you read the books!? Hahaha!" PJ: "Heh, heh. Shut up, Sean." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 04-02-2006 at 11:20 PM. |
04-02-2006, 10:32 PM | #10228 |
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On the Sauron picture, playing off of Maeggaladiel:
Sauron knew he had made a mistake taking that promotion for Jenga.
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04-02-2006, 11:42 PM | #10229 |
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Hat guy: Look!
Sean: What? What is it? What am I looking at? PJ: *takes Bean's wallet*
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04-03-2006, 12:25 PM | #10230 |
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Nobody quite knew how to react to Boromir:
One man (far right) is almost asleep. Peter Jackson just laughs at him. Another man puts on some sunglasses to mock how 'bright' he is, and finally, in a very strange gesture, one guy gives him a Nazi salute.
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04-03-2006, 11:29 PM | #10231 |
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At the Gondor reunion, it was easy to see who had forgotten their armour.
Boromir: Ha! ha! You'll regret that when we come to the archery competition. OR Sunglasses guy: Pj, I've got a feeling that that guy with the suspicious had might be filming us. Peter: Ha! ha! Don't be silly!
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04-04-2006, 07:06 AM | #10232 |
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Hat Guy: Okay, as soon as Sean Bean has put on his Hershey Kiss helmet and gets into place, I want Willy Wonka to pop out up there when they sing the "Famous Chocolatier" song.
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04-04-2006, 08:09 AM | #10233 |
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the gourp(hat guy, sunglass man, PJ and Sean) are embarressed and somewhat confused that someone would actually urinate on the set(check out the tan guy with his eyes closed behind sea.)
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04-04-2006, 09:22 AM | #10234 |
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Sean Bean: So how long is this whole film project going to take?
PJ: oohh... about 5 years. Sean: Bwahaha! No, seriously, how long? PJ: ... ...
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04-04-2006, 11:21 AM | #10235 |
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I can't see the picture, Mormegil!
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04-04-2006, 11:32 AM | #10236 |
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Try this:
Those chickens at the front must have been cooked in Ent draught. OR Merry is a little more interested in the treasure chest than anything else. OR even, Pippin is a little more interested in the food than the treasure chest.
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04-04-2006, 12:31 PM | #10237 |
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A flood in the root cellar meant one thing to Hobbits: all the food must be eaten before it goes bad.
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04-04-2006, 12:58 PM | #10238 |
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No matter how many times they did it ,the joy and novelty of swimming in raw orc sewage never seemed to diminish for Merry and Pippin.
or Pippin: Man, those orc corpse's sure do tickle the feet.
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04-04-2006, 01:05 PM | #10239 |
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Pippin: Hurrah! Finally a room without Gandalf the grey uncloaked!
OR Merry: We'd better be quick before Orth-tank drives off! OR yet! Merry and Pippin were asked to 'guard the food'.
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04-04-2006, 01:20 PM | #10240 |
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Merry and Pippin couldn't believe it! Sam's daft idea about constructing irrigation ditches had worked!
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