Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 25 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gelmir · 08-01-2005, 12:34 PM

Unfotunately, it was Falling on them.

Gurthang · 08-01-2005, 01:48 PM

Fortunately Legolas, who had acted as...

Legolas: "A Diversion!",

...had been squished by the anvil, which meant he was no longer there to endlessly talk about diversions.

Meneltarmacil · 08-01-2005, 02:35 PM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clobbered the Hobbits and prepared to roast them over a fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 02:36 PM

Fortunately, he got a heart attack before he could light the fire!

Meneltarmacil · 08-01-2005, 02:39 PM

Unfortunately, he fell on the Hobbits.

Kath · 08-01-2005, 03:46 PM

Fortunately they woke up just before he landed and managed to roll out of the way.

Nimrodel_9 · 08-01-2005, 04:21 PM

Unfortunately they rolled right into the fire-pit which mysteriously lit by itself.

Meneltarmacil · 08-01-2005, 04:24 PM

Fortunately, Denethor had previously jumped into the fire pit, putting it out and causing the rather troubled Steward to light on fire.

Gil-Galad · 08-02-2005, 11:31 AM

Unfortunately he slipped on a Banana peel and fell on the hobbits

Nimrodel_9 · 08-02-2005, 11:36 AM

Fortunately some nearby monkeys had water balloons and began throwing them at the flaming Denethor and hobbits.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2005, 11:37 AM

Unfortunately, there were not very good at throwing.

High King Fingolfin · 08-02-2005, 12:53 PM

Fortunately there was somehow a fire hydrant right next to Denethor and the hobbits, which the monkeys wrenched the cap off of. (The fire hydrant, not the hobbits.)

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2005, 01:32 PM

Unfortunately, there was no water in the fire hydrant.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2005, 01:43 PM

Fortunately, it began to rain.

Meneltarmacil · 08-02-2005, 01:44 PM

Fortunately, there was a heavy downpour that put the fire out.

Gelmir · 08-02-2005, 02:01 PM

Unforunately the smoke from the fire combusted and sent them flying to the barrowdowns!

Meneltarmacil · 08-02-2005, 05:41 PM

Fortunately, they landed on the petty dwarves that were stalking Lalwendë and got rid of them.

Parmawen · 08-02-2005, 08:18 PM

Unfortunately, the so-called "petty" dwarves turned out to be rather large and angry giants, who were not pleased with being...fallen...on.

Gurthang · 08-02-2005, 08:31 PM

Fortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll all landing on the 'petty dwarves' had pushed them into the ground, so the giants were now stuck.

The Elf-warrior · 08-02-2005, 08:33 PM

Fortunately those Petty Dwarf Giants were being stalked by a team of Rangers who killed the Petty Dwarf Giants with a shower of arrows.

Gurthang · 08-02-2005, 08:49 PM

Unfortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll had been standing right in the path of the arrows.

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2005, 09:38 PM

Fortunately, the arrows got confused in a maze of cross-posting & quivered, wobbled, then fell harmlessly to the ground.

Gurthang · 08-02-2005, 09:45 PM

Unfortunately, because the arrows had killed the Petty Dwarven Giants(oxy-moron!

) in post #980 but had fallen harmlessly to the ground in post #982 everyone was really confused.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2005, 02:59 AM

Fortunately, after the confusion was over, it turned out that Frodo, the other Hobbits and Gandalf were alive an on the slopes of mount doom. Frodo had the ring in his had. SO Gandalf began nudging Frodo towards the crack of Doom.

Kath · 08-03-2005, 05:52 AM

Unfortunately Frodo did not like being nudged and so shoved Sting where the sun don't shine (in Gandalf).

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2005, 01:36 PM

Fortunately, it was only a hologram of Gandalf.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 02:13 PM

Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2005, 02:45 PM

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog suddenly appeared again, bit Frodo's hand holding the Ring off, and jumped into the lava.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 02:51 PM

Unfortunately Frodo and Sam and M@P died for keeps.

Nimrodel_9 · 08-03-2005, 03:22 PM

Fortunately Tolkien decided this story was getting a bit difficult and zapped the entire Fellowship to Amon Hen.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 03:24 PM

Unfortunately the Fellowship were killed by snipers in the service of Alatar.

Kath · 08-03-2005, 03:28 PM

Fortunately Tolkien reversed this plotline and then killed off Alatar for being such an annoying and repetitive character.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 04:13 PM

Unfortunately Shelob did not find Alatar very tasty.

Kath · 08-03-2005, 04:16 PM

Fortunately she was hungry and ate him anyway.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 04:37 PM

Unfortunately Shelob died of Alatar poisoning.

Kath · 08-03-2005, 04:40 PM

Fortunately, this was actually a good thing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2005, 04:42 PM

Unfortunately, Shelob began to belch forth black smoke and blinded all the members of the Fellowship.

Gurthang · 08-03-2005, 06:38 PM

Fortunately, Frodo, after eating at Gollum's Cafe, had a little gas. So the black smoke was blown harmlessly away.

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2005, 07:58 PM

Unfortunately, a steamroller ran over him.

Cailín · 08-04-2005, 07:20 AM

Fortunately, the steamroller was made of chocolate pudding which made it a quite delicious experience

08-01-2005, 12:34 PM	#961
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Ubby Unfotunately, it was Falling on them. __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

08-01-2005, 01:48 PM	#962
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately Legolas, who had acted as... Legolas: "A Diversion!", ...had been squished by the anvil, which meant he was no longer there to endlessly talk about diversions. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-01-2005, 02:35 PM	#963
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clobbered the Hobbits and prepared to roast them over a fire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-01-2005, 02:36 PM	#964
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he got a heart attack before he could light the fire! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 02:39 PM	#965
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he fell on the Hobbits. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-01-2005, 03:46 PM	#966
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately they woke up just before he landed and managed to roll out of the way. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-01-2005, 04:21 PM	#967
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately they rolled right into the fire-pit which mysteriously lit by itself. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-01-2005, 04:24 PM	#968
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Denethor had previously jumped into the fire pit, putting it out and causing the rather troubled Steward to light on fire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-02-2005, 11:31 AM	#969
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately he slipped on a Banana peel and fell on the hobbits __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-02-2005, 11:36 AM	#970
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately some nearby monkeys had water balloons and began throwing them at the flaming Denethor and hobbits. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-02-2005, 11:37 AM	#971
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there were not very good at throwing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2005, 12:53 PM	#972
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately there was somehow a fire hydrant right next to Denethor and the hobbits, which the monkeys wrenched the cap off of. (The fire hydrant, not the hobbits.) __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 08-04-2005 at 01:26 PM. Reason: Missed the cap.

08-02-2005, 01:32 PM	#973
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately, there was no water in the fire hydrant.

08-02-2005, 01:43 PM	#974
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, it began to rain. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2005, 01:44 PM	#975
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, there was a heavy downpour that put the fire out. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-02-2005, 02:01 PM	#976
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Yay, a fortune will be next! Unforunately the smoke from the fire combusted and sent them flying to the barrowdowns! __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

08-02-2005, 05:41 PM	#977
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they landed on the petty dwarves that were stalking Lalwendë and got rid of them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-02-2005, 08:18 PM	#978
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Unfortunately, the so-called "petty" dwarves turned out to be rather large and angry giants, who were not pleased with being...fallen...on. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

08-02-2005, 08:31 PM	#979
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll all landing on the 'petty dwarves' had pushed them into the ground, so the giants were now stuck. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2005, 08:33 PM	#980
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately those Petty Dwarf Giants were being stalked by a team of Rangers who killed the Petty Dwarf Giants with a shower of arrows. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-02-2005, 08:49 PM	#981
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll had been standing right in the path of the arrows. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2005, 09:38 PM	#982
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fortunately, the arrows got confused in a maze of cross-posting & quivered, wobbled, then fell harmlessly to the ground.

08-02-2005, 09:45 PM	#983
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, because the arrows had killed the Petty Dwarven Giants(oxy-moron! ) in post #980 but had fallen harmlessly to the ground in post #982 everyone was really confused. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-03-2005, 02:59 AM	#984
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, after the confusion was over, it turned out that Frodo, the other Hobbits and Gandalf were alive an on the slopes of mount doom. Frodo had the ring in his had. SO Gandalf began nudging Frodo towards the crack of Doom. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2005, 05:52 AM	#985
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately Frodo did not like being nudged and so shoved Sting where the sun don't shine (in Gandalf). __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-03-2005, 01:36 PM	#986
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was only a hologram of Gandalf. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-03-2005, 02:13 PM	#987
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2005, 02:45 PM	#988
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the alien-eating dog suddenly appeared again, bit Frodo's hand holding the Ring off, and jumped into the lava. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-03-2005, 02:51 PM	#989
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Frodo and Sam and M@P died for keeps. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#990
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately Tolkien decided this story was getting a bit difficult and zapped the entire Fellowship to Amon Hen. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-03-2005, 03:24 PM	#991
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Fellowship were killed by snipers in the service of Alatar. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2005, 03:28 PM	#992
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Tolkien reversed this plotline and then killed off Alatar for being such an annoying and repetitive character. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-03-2005, 04:13 PM	#993
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Shelob did not find Alatar very tasty. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2005, 04:16 PM	#994
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately she was hungry and ate him anyway. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-03-2005, 04:37 PM	#995
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Shelob died of Alatar poisoning. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.