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01-15-2006, 04:50 AM | #9201 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Uh . . .
An inter-dimensional staring contest between Éomer and an Éomer wannabe.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-15-2006, 05:41 AM | #9202 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Grima's being more and more desperate to get Eowyn.
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01-15-2006, 07:37 AM | #9203 |
Alive without breath
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You have to admit, door-to-door mirror salesman is an honourable job.
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01-15-2006, 04:33 PM | #9204 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry picture:
At first skipping second breakfast wasn't so much of a problem, but after so many months without the hobbits were beginning to get a wee bit belligerant. Eomer picture: Try the new, patiented Entish Bow-Flex! Eomer did... and just look at the difference it made!
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01-15-2006, 05:37 PM | #9205 |
Denethor's True Love
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Eowyn's disguise was so good that even Grima couldn't tell the difference, as Eomer learnt when that hand materialised on his behind yet again.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
01-15-2006, 10:02 PM | #9206 |
Laconic Loreman
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Eomer: How come I have a strange feeling someone's watching me?
Or... "There's an easier way to get what the pros wear. Shop for your favorite characters items at rohan.com."
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01-16-2006, 12:51 AM | #9207 |
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Eomer: What's that?
Fake: I don't know. But it looks like a picture. And a New one. The Hobbits after the visiting the worst restaurant in Middle Earth (Named Eowyn's soup stop) OR Merry: What's the Balrog doing? Frodo: Having a nervous break down.
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01-16-2006, 01:03 AM | #9208 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pippin: The Nasgul! They're writing something in the sky!
Frodo: "Surrender... Dorothy?" OR Frodo: Who's that uncloaked fellow? Is that... Gandalf? Sam: But, 'ee's supposed to be dead! OR The hobbits listen, confused. "So the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music!"
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01-16-2006, 01:11 AM | #9209 |
Sword of Spirit
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Merry: "When I said I was the tall one, I didn't want it to mean I would be standing in the back."
OR Frodo: "What is that?!" Pippin: "It couldn't be." Sam: "Why is there a Starbucks in the middle of the Wild?" Merry: "Whoa. This is way too much like the Twilight Zone or something." OR The Hobbits try to ask for directions, but the man mumbles so badly that they can't understand a word he says. Man: "Thnt ka ight aft ha tuh ks he scot soh." (Then take a right after the Castle sign.) Frodo: "Thank the knight after he takes his clothes off!"
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01-16-2006, 04:52 AM | #9210 |
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The Hobbits were amazed at whet fell out of Gimli's beard when he combed it.
OR Ents playing football (soccer for all ye americans) against the stone giants was sometimes upsetting... especially when they used Hobbits as the ball.
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01-16-2006, 06:58 AM | #9211 |
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Just when they had got rid of the breakdancing orcs of Moria...
It was Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing orcs.
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01-16-2006, 07:01 AM | #9212 |
A Mere Boggart
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Frodo: "Ugh, that Lembas has given me heartburn. Anyone got any milk of magnesia on them?"
OR Frodo: "You know when we were in Lorien and used the showers? Did any of you guys happen to see if I left a Ring behind in my locker?"
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01-16-2006, 09:10 AM | #9213 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Man/Eomer pic: The original two Wedding Crashers had rather disproportionate success...
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01-16-2006, 09:46 AM | #9214 |
A Mere Boggart
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For the last three days Frodo had felt sick every morning. But how was he going to tell the other guys that he might be pregnant?
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01-16-2006, 11:50 AM | #9215 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo: What is THAT?!?!
Merry: I think it's Mt. Zoom. OR Frodo suddenly realizes he shouldn't have left his laxatives at home.
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01-16-2006, 01:36 PM | #9216 |
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Frodo wonders if faking a heart attack will get him out of Ring duty.
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01-16-2006, 01:56 PM | #9217 |
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The Hobbits are starting to get suspicious about this "free holiday prize to sunny Mordor..."
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01-16-2006, 02:05 PM | #9218 |
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Tra-la-la-lally was getting tiresome after the fourth day of Legolas singing it.
OR Merry notices an off switch on Pippin's back.
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01-16-2006, 03:18 PM | #9219 |
A Mere Boggart
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Blast from the past...
The Hobbits suddenly feel queasy as they realise that this is not the Misty Mountains but the guano of an Oliphaunt colony.
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01-16-2006, 07:48 PM | #9220 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Heartburn. Where in Middle-Earth will you be when it happens to you?
OR Four Hobbits notice an Elf being mugged by two goblins, but instead of jumping into action, they stare and walk away. Advocate Justice in your Village. OR The Travellers watched in grief as a pile of mushrooms lay burning in the distance....... Sam: "Mr Frodo, that big Eyes starin' at you funny....." ________ VOLCANO VAPORIZER Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:42 PM. |
01-16-2006, 08:53 PM | #9221 |
Cryptic Aura
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Pippin: "It's a bird; it's a plane; no, wait. It's the prequel to My Crow Management RPG on the Downs."
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01-16-2006, 08:58 PM | #9222 |
Wight
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(This is too obvious for words, my apologies)
Frodo: What's that, over there? Sam: It looks like...Gandalf... Pippin: What's he doing? Sam: Gandalf Uncloaked! All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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01-16-2006, 10:10 PM | #9223 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Frodo: "Owwww, heartburn. I shouldn't have had that last slice of pepperoni pizza. Where's the Tums?"
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01-17-2006, 12:16 AM | #9224 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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A Legolas/ Gimli Dance-Off was never a pretty sight.
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01-17-2006, 02:24 AM | #9225 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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The hobbits have never learned to smile, less so for the camera.
OR The hobbits wonder if they should return to The Barrow-downs...and join The Hobbit CbC. |
01-17-2006, 02:50 AM | #9226 |
Mischievous Candle
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Sam: Moria.
Pippin: Moria. Frodo: Moria. Merry: It's only a model. Sam: Shh.
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01-17-2006, 03:51 AM | #9227 |
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It seems that Sam used biological washing powder to wash Frodo's clothes... Frodo is allercic to it.
OR Saruman attaching wheels to Orthank is not what they had expected to see at Isenguard.
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01-17-2006, 06:07 AM | #9228 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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I have to post a new picture because I can't think of anything to write for the hobbit one.
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01-17-2006, 07:16 AM | #9229 |
Byronic Brand
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SARUMAN: Aule! A glowing bouncy ball! How did you know that that was just what I wanted for Christmas?
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01-17-2006, 07:45 AM | #9230 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: Arrggh..."Answer Unclear"...AGAIN!!!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
01-17-2006, 08:15 AM | #9231 |
Denethor's True Love
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Never again will Saruman lose a game of Marbles.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
01-17-2006, 10:04 AM | #9232 |
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The moment before Saruman realised why no one spies on Gandalf.
OR His love of the halfling's leaf has clearly messed with his mind.
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01-17-2006, 10:36 AM | #9233 |
A Mere Boggart
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When Shane Warne found the 'special' cricket ball, he knew that the pommies would not be assured of victory next time.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-17-2006, 10:42 AM | #9234 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I see my future....I'm a dentist(?) but what new forms of torture!! MUWAHAHAHA!!
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01-17-2006, 11:45 AM | #9235 |
Mischievous Candle
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It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Saruman, anchor of the Heren Istarion team, took up his bowling ball and made a strike.
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01-17-2006, 11:52 AM | #9236 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Do you think you could hide the truth from me , Gandalf. I see all things, nothing can hide from Saruman the all seeing, all knowing, I know things that trouble any mind I wish. Nothing can move in Middle-Earth without my knowledgaarrrgh Wormtongue you sneeky traitooooooooooooooorrrr
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01-17-2006, 02:41 PM | #9237 |
Wight
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oooooo look at the pretty light!!!!
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01-17-2006, 02:45 PM | #9238 |
Alive without breath
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Snow globes always brought a smile to Saruman's lips.
OR Saruman: I see dead people.
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01-17-2006, 03:59 PM | #9239 |
A Mere Boggart
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Saruman launches into the obligatory January rant: "Christmas has only just finished and the Easter Eggs are already in the shops!"
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01-17-2006, 04:03 PM | #9240 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman loves jawbreakers.
OR Saruman: "Now they'll all think I can tell the future with this 'crystal ball'! It'll make me rich and famous!" *maniacal laugh* OR Saruman: "Yes! By hold my metal staff just right, I can get ESPN!"
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