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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2006, 01:01 AM

After Haldir's 'The Dwarf breathes so loud' comment, Gimli tries to cut back... with little success.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-12-2006, 01:59 AM

Gimli realises that she is her own mother.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2006, 08:39 AM

Gimli: They are replacing me? HOW DARE THEY!

Merry slowly realized, after pulling the handle off, that Train driving was not for him.

OR

Merry: So, witch end to I hold the sword with?

Thinlómien · 01-12-2006, 08:42 AM

Merry: So this is the thing you call by the name sword?

Kitanna · 01-12-2006, 10:56 AM

Merry: How am I supposed to defend myself if the sword is made of plastic?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2006, 11:52 AM

This time, there would be no uncloaking. Merry was on the hunt!

OR

Merry: Sir, my sword won't work.

Théoden: take it out of the scabbard.

P.S. 2,000th post for me.

elronds_daughter · 01-12-2006, 12:01 PM

Merry: You have called me 'Shorty' for the last time......FEAR MY WRATH!!!

Oddwen · 01-12-2006, 12:07 PM

Rohirrim: You take the sword, and pledge it to the King.

Merry: Okay, I take the sword, kill something and then do what with the king?

Rohirrim: No, no. You don't kill something. You pledge the sword to the king.

Merry: I don't understand.

Rohirrim: You just offer him your pledge. Take the sword...

Merry: ... and kill the king. Gotcha.

Rohirrim: No, no!

mormegil · 01-12-2006, 12:19 PM

Merry *thinking*: Now what was I suppose to do with this thing?

or

Thinking again: I wonder if I could trim down my bulbous nose with this.

or

Merry was wondering what Theoden meant when he gave him the sword and said, 'be careful not to shoot your eye out kid'.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2006, 01:14 PM

Merry keeps his sword in its scabbard because he dropped it down the stairs and broke it.

OR

Merry: Hmm, some of these Rohirum could do with a haircut.

CaptainofDespair · 01-12-2006, 01:46 PM

Some folks thought Merry to be rather loose...in the head. He was always wandering about with his sword, muttering and whatnot. A few curious folks had even said that they had seen him doing terrible, horrible things. But Merry always denied being the 'Bagshot Row Hedge-Killer'.

Gothmog · 01-12-2006, 02:22 PM

Merry: I offer thee my sword, my king.

Theoden: That's not your sword... Hey, it's mine!

OR

Merry stood there dumbstruck. He had never been very good with (s)words.

OR

From Merry's photo album: I travelled all over the world, saved a queen and wounded the worst enemy there was and all I got was this lousy sword!

Gurthang · 01-12-2006, 04:34 PM

Merry: "Hah! Let's see old Ted Sandyman beat me up now!"

OR

Merry:

<---evil smiley!!

OR

Merry(thinking): Why can't I get a real sword... like Aragorn's? *looks longingly*

OR

Theoden: "Get it! A short sword for a short man! HAHAHAHA!"
Rohirrim soldiers: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Merry:

*stabs Theoden*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-12-2006, 07:27 PM

While the rest of the Rohirrim ride off the Gondor, Merry gets left behind . . . peeling potatoes.

THE Ka · 01-12-2006, 07:53 PM

Even with an incrouching battle ahead, Merry still had enough time to show off his hidden talent of an antique dealer.

M: Now, you see if this had still had the emblem of the two horses from the First line then you wouldn't have problem selling it, now would you?!

R: It's just a long knife!

M: Gasp I'm without words! How could you not tell the beauty, no, no - the refinement of this piece! Besides... I think Eomer would trust me with a full length sword once he took time to admire my antique skills!

R: Ah, sure... Whatever you like, how much do you want for this?

M: This? Nah, it's a piece of junk...

~ Aesthete

Eonwe · 01-12-2006, 08:17 PM

The Rohirrim on the front porch:

R1: Yeah, back in teh winter of 2758, we was holed up in that there place, Helm's Deep. Well you ain't never seen no winter like that 'un. I tell ye', the snow was so thick, you coudn' see more'n three feet!

R2: Aye, an' I tell ye', these here young un's these days, I tell ye' they woudn' know what tu do with themselve for more'n three hours without all their polo, an' ridin' school, and pa-RADES, an' competitions.

R3: We was men before our time back then. How times has changed. What's these young un's coming too. I tell you, me pappy, he wunda store fer no high class, country-club livin', not back in '58, I tell ya!

*all three stare off into the horizon, slowly rocking their rocking chairs*

The Elf-warrior · 01-12-2006, 08:33 PM

Merry: "Who says I can't hunt wargs with you big folks?"

Eomer: "Sorry shorty! You're just plain too small."

Merry: (To himself.) "I... Have... Been... Snubbed!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-12-2006, 08:58 PM

Outraged by the injustice shown by the film to Wargs, Merry decides to send a message.

Merry: Now, if only I could find a big enough wall to etch grafitti in . . .

Valesse · 01-12-2006, 10:08 PM

If it weren't for a lucky interruption, Merry's last thought very well could have been "I wonder if I can juggle this blindfolded..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-13-2006, 12:44 AM

The 'sortie' jokes were getting out of hand, so Merry was trying to shrink Théoden by using psychic powers... It wasn't working quite the way he wanted it to.

OR

Théoden: I now pronounce you a knight of Rohan. You may stand.

Merry: I am standing.

Théoden: Oh... erm... then stay standing.

Precioussss · 01-13-2006, 08:53 AM

Can I post another picture? Or is it too early? oh well. I'll do it anyway.

Oddwen · 01-13-2006, 11:10 AM

Eomer: Mirror mirror on the wall...wait a minute...I don't look like that...do I?

Or...

Eomer looks at his portrait sadly. He probably shouldn't have let that insane blind Druadan try to paint him.

Or...

Eomer looks at his likeness with some measure of gilt.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-13-2006, 11:13 AM

Merry pic:

Sword salesman: Okay, do you want to see the warrantee?

Merry: Okay... ... What's this, 'Warrantee will be void if sword used to stab Witch King or indeed any super natural being.' Pfft. I don't think I'll be doing that.

Valier · 01-13-2006, 11:21 AM

Eomer: PPPPsssttttttttttttttt! Did you get me that stuff I was looking for?

Soldier:Ya...But Sir I don't understand! Why do you want woman's undergarments?

Eomer:There for my sister....Ya that's it...My Sister!

Roa_Aoife · 01-13-2006, 11:28 AM

Unbeknownst to the Fellowship, Eomer was about to be replaced with an agent of the Dark Lord.

Eomer: They'll never fall for it, you villain! I'm much prettier than you!
Replacement: Fortunately, Legolas is so distracting that no one will ever notice!*evil laugh*
Eomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE Ka · 01-13-2006, 12:45 PM

E: It's so beautiful, I can't - Wait... Is that blood on it's hands?! I wonder where that came from...
A quick glance given to Grima, stabbed to death in the corner....

~ Aesthete

Kitanna · 01-13-2006, 12:56 PM

Tonight on Middle-Earth's number one soap opera, As the Horse Gallops, Eomer is confronted by his evil twin, thought to have died in season two...
Eomer: But I saw you fall off that cliff and I saw the rock that impaled you.
Evil Twin: No, for you see that was my evil twin, your evil triplet.
Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion

Lalwendë · 01-13-2006, 02:55 PM

Third Marshall Imposter: "Can I borrow your belt? My trousers are falling down."

Eomer: "Only if I can borrow your hair straighteners."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-13-2006, 03:08 PM

Guy dressed as Eomer: And this will confuse all the Mordor troops, will it?

Real Eomer: Yes. Now shut up and go out there!

OR

Eomer: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

elronds_daughter · 01-13-2006, 04:15 PM

Eomer: Now, all you have to do is go lead the cavalry into a nasty battle and die a glorious and honorable death.

Eomer's double: Oh. Okay......wait! Death?!?!

Eomer: Psh. Easy as pie. You don't have to spend four days with your mother-in-law.

Gothmog · 01-13-2006, 05:02 PM

I think it's time for a new thread on the Downs: Eomer's armor........vs Eomer's evil twin's armor?

OR

Eomer: Ha! You don't even look like me! Don't come here and think that you are me!
Fake Eomer: "Ha! You don't even look like me! Don't come here and think that you are me!"
E: Hey stop that!
FE: "Hey stop that!"
E: You want a fight or what?
FE: "You want a fight or what?"
E: Ok, that's it. You've had your warning. Now I'll... I'll... I'll tell Eowyn!

FE: NOOOO! Not the Maid of the Stew! AAAaaahhhh....! *disappears at the horizon*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-13-2006, 05:06 PM

Eomer was unconvinced that Triple H was the right man to lead the army of Rohan.

(Come on—that is spitting image stuff right there!)

Gil-Galad · 01-13-2006, 07:11 PM

Eomer: My mom makes better Armour then your mom!

Elu Ancalime · 01-13-2006, 08:18 PM

Auditions for Eomer for TTT and RotK were a bit different than others. There were so many respected actors trying out, PJ left it up to themselves: A Dance Off. Actor after actor got served, and in the end it was Karl Urban vs Talen Ted Dannser. This was indeed the Battle for Middle-Earth, and as they stared each other down, they knew It Was On.
________
Lincoln Continental Mark V Picture

Maeggaladiel · 01-14-2006, 01:12 AM

Sarumon's attempts at cloning Eomer were all met with failure. If only he had a better cardboard cut-out for reference...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-14-2006, 01:50 AM

Eomer: So.... ... Come here often?

OR

Eomer: What time's the next bus?

Gurthang · 01-14-2006, 02:51 AM

Eomer: "PJ, this stunt double looks nothing like me!"

OR

Eomer: "No, that's not it at all. You have to glower angrily like this. *glowers angrily*"
Small child runs away crying.
Eomer wannabe: "I just don't know how you do it so well. I'll never be able to glower like you can."
Eomer: "That's okay, not everyone can be a great glowerer.*glowers again to show off*"

OR

Eomer: "If you dare kiss me I will cut off your head."

OR

Eomer: "Stupid house of mirrors. More like house of mirrors-that-make-me-see-horrible-looking-reflections-of-myself."

Lhunardawen · 01-14-2006, 02:55 AM

Merry pic

An internal debate concerning the use of the sword goes on between Merry and his LGMs...

The Only Real Estel · 01-14-2006, 09:17 AM

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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2006, 02:34 AM

Eomer: There’s nothing trivial about the over sixty-five's all postman's Eomer look-a-like contest.

OR (the obligatory)

Eomer: Okay, you go left, I'll go right. Gandalf won't know where to uncloak.

01-12-2006, 01:01 AM	#9161
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After Haldir's 'The Dwarf breathes so loud' comment, Gimli tries to cut back... with little success. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2006, 01:59 AM	#9162
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hey, maybe with some crazy time warp thing, it could happen. Gimli realises that she is her own mother. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-12-2006, 08:39 AM	#9163
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli: They are replacing me? HOW DARE THEY! Merry slowly realized, after pulling the handle off, that Train driving was not for him. OR Merry: So, witch end to I hold the sword with? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2006, 08:42 AM	#9164
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Merry: So this is the thing you call by the name sword? __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris Last edited by Thinlómien; 01-13-2006 at 07:19 AM.

01-12-2006, 10:56 AM	#9165
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Merry: How am I supposed to defend myself if the sword is made of plastic? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-12-2006, 11:52 AM	#9166
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This time, there would be no uncloaking. Merry was on the hunt! OR Merry: Sir, my sword won't work. Théoden: take it out of the scabbard. P.S. 2,000th post for me. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2006, 12:01 PM	#9167
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Merry: You have called me 'Shorty' for the last time......FEAR MY WRATH!!! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-12-2006, 12:07 PM	#9168
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Yay for Stupid Ring! Rohirrim: You take the sword, and pledge it to the King. Merry: Okay, I take the sword, kill something and then do what with the king? Rohirrim: No, no. You don't kill something. You pledge the sword to the king. Merry: I don't understand. Rohirrim: You just offer him your pledge. Take the sword... Merry: ... and kill the king. Gotcha. Rohirrim: No, no! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 01-12-2006 at 12:07 PM. Reason: Some weird paragraph went furiousl awry

01-12-2006, 12:19 PM	#9169
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Merry thinking: Now what was I suppose to do with this thing? or Thinking again: I wonder if I could trim down my bulbous nose with this. or Merry was wondering what Theoden meant when he gave him the sword and said, 'be careful not to shoot your eye out kid'. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-12-2006, 01:14 PM	#9170
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry keeps his sword in its scabbard because he dropped it down the stairs and broke it. OR Merry: Hmm, some of these Rohirum could do with a haircut. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2006, 01:46 PM	#9171
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Some folks thought Merry to be rather loose...in the head. He was always wandering about with his sword, muttering and whatnot. A few curious folks had even said that they had seen him doing terrible, horrible things. But Merry always denied being the 'Bagshot Row Hedge-Killer'.

01-12-2006, 02:22 PM	#9172
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Merry: I offer thee my sword, my king. Theoden: That's not your sword... Hey, it's mine! OR Merry stood there dumbstruck. He had never been very good with (s)words. OR From Merry's photo album: I travelled all over the world, saved a queen and wounded the worst enemy there was and all I got was this lousy sword! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

01-12-2006, 04:34 PM	#9173
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Merry: "Hah! Let's see old Ted Sandyman beat me up now!" OR Merry: <---evil smiley!! OR Merry(thinking): Why can't I get a real sword... like Aragorn's? looks longingly OR Theoden: "Get it! A short sword for a short man! HAHAHAHA!" Rohirrim soldiers: "HAHAHAHAHA!" Merry: stabs Theoden __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-12-2006, 07:27 PM	#9174
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	'When I said "I offer my service," I didn't mean this . . . ' While the rest of the Rohirrim ride off the Gondor, Merry gets left behind . . . peeling potatoes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-12-2006, 07:53 PM	#9175
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Even with an incrouching battle ahead, Merry still had enough time to show off his hidden talent of an antique dealer. M: Now, you see if this had still had the emblem of the two horses from the First line then you wouldn't have problem selling it, now would you?! R: It's just a long knife! M: Gasp I'm without words! How could you not tell the beauty, no, no - the refinement of this piece! Besides... I think Eomer would trust me with a full length sword once he took time to admire my antique skills! R: Ah, sure... Whatever you like, how much do you want for this? M: This? Nah, it's a piece of junk... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-12-2006, 08:17 PM	#9176
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	The Rohirrim on the front porch: R1: Yeah, back in teh winter of 2758, we was holed up in that there place, Helm's Deep. Well you ain't never seen no winter like that 'un. I tell ye', the snow was so thick, you coudn' see more'n three feet! R2: Aye, an' I tell ye', these here young un's these days, I tell ye' they woudn' know what tu do with themselve for more'n three hours without all their polo, an' ridin' school, and pa-RADES, an' competitions. R3: We was men before our time back then. How times has changed. What's these young un's coming too. I tell you, me pappy, he wunda store fer no high class, country-club livin', not back in '58, I tell ya! all three stare off into the horizon, slowly rocking their rocking chairs __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-12-2006, 08:33 PM	#9177
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "Who says I can't hunt wargs with you big folks?" Eomer: "Sorry shorty! You're just plain too small." Merry: (To himself.) "I... Have... Been... Snubbed!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-12-2006, 08:58 PM	#9178
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	This is for the Wargs! Outraged by the injustice shown by the film to Wargs, Merry decides to send a message. Merry: Now, if only I could find a big enough wall to etch grafitti in . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-12-2006, 10:08 PM	#9179
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	If it weren't for a lucky interruption, Merry's last thought very well could have been "I wonder if I can juggle this blindfolded..." __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-13-2006, 12:44 AM	#9180
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The 'sortie' jokes were getting out of hand, so Merry was trying to shrink Théoden by using psychic powers... It wasn't working quite the way he wanted it to. OR Théoden: I now pronounce you a knight of Rohan. You may stand. Merry: I am standing. Théoden: Oh... erm... then stay standing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-13-2006, 08:53 AM	#9181
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Can I post another picture? Or is it too early? oh well. I'll do it anyway. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

01-13-2006, 11:10 AM	#9182
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Eomer: Mirror mirror on the wall...wait a minute...I don't look like that...do I? Or... Eomer looks at his portrait sadly. He probably shouldn't have let that insane blind Druadan try to paint him. Or... Eomer looks at his likeness with some measure of gilt. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 01-13-2006 at 11:16 AM. Reason: Adding that last one.

01-13-2006, 11:13 AM	#9183
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry pic: Sword salesman: Okay, do you want to see the warrantee? Merry: Okay... ... What's this, 'Warrantee will be void if sword used to stab Witch King or indeed any super natural being.' Pfft. I don't think I'll be doing that. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-13-2006, 11:21 AM	#9184
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Eomer: PPPPsssttttttttttttttt! Did you get me that stuff I was looking for? Soldier:Ya...But Sir I don't understand! Why do you want woman's undergarments? Eomer:There for my sister....Ya that's it...My Sister!

01-13-2006, 11:28 AM	#9185
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Unbeknownst to the Fellowship, Eomer was about to be replaced with an agent of the Dark Lord. Eomer: They'll never fall for it, you villain! I'm much prettier than you! Replacement: Fortunately, Legolas is so distracting that no one will ever notice!evil laugh Eomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-13-2006, 12:45 PM	#9186
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	The Portrait of Eomer Gray E: It's so beautiful, I can't - Wait... Is that blood on it's hands?! I wonder where that came from... A quick glance given to Grima, stabbed to death in the corner.... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-13-2006, 12:56 PM	#9187
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Tonight on Middle-Earth's number one soap opera, As the Horse Gallops, Eomer is confronted by his evil twin, thought to have died in season two... Eomer: But I saw you fall off that cliff and I saw the rock that impaled you. Evil Twin: No, for you see that was my evil twin, your evil triplet. Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-13-2006, 02:55 PM	#9188
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Third Marshall Imposter: "Can I borrow your belt? My trousers are falling down." Eomer: "Only if I can borrow your hair straighteners." __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-13-2006, 03:08 PM	#9189
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Guy dressed as Eomer: And this will confuse all the Mordor troops, will it? Real Eomer: Yes. Now shut up and go out there! OR Eomer: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-13-2006, 04:15 PM	#9190
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Eomer: Now, all you have to do is go lead the cavalry into a nasty battle and die a glorious and honorable death. Eomer's double: Oh. Okay......wait! Death?!?! Eomer: Psh. Easy as pie. You don't have to spend four days with your mother-in-law. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-13-2006, 05:02 PM	#9191
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	I think it's time for a new thread on the Downs: Eomer's armor........vs Eomer's evil twin's armor? OR Eomer: Ha! You don't even look like me! Don't come here and think that you are me! Fake Eomer: "Ha! You don't even look like me! Don't come here and think that you are me!" E: Hey stop that! FE: "Hey stop that!" E: You want a fight or what? FE: "You want a fight or what?" E: Ok, that's it. You've had your warning. Now I'll... I'll... I'll tell Eowyn! FE: NOOOO! Not the Maid of the Stew! AAAaaahhhh....! disappears at the horizon __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

01-13-2006, 05:06 PM	#9192
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Only wrestling fans will laugh... Eomer was unconvinced that Triple H was the right man to lead the army of Rohan. (Come on—that is spitting image stuff right there!) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-13-2006, 07:11 PM	#9193
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Eomer: My mom makes better Armour then your mom! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-13-2006, 08:18 PM	#9194
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Auditions for Eomer for TTT and RotK were a bit different than others. There were so many respected actors trying out, PJ left it up to themselves: A Dance Off. Actor after actor got served, and in the end it was Karl Urban vs Talen Ted Dannser. This was indeed the Battle for Middle-Earth, and as they stared each other down, they knew It Was On. ________ Lincoln Continental Mark V Picture Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:41 PM.

01-14-2006, 01:12 AM	#9195
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Sarumon's attempts at cloning Eomer were all met with failure. If only he had a better cardboard cut-out for reference... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.