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mormegil · 12-06-2005, 10:47 AM

From the TV: Oops! Did I do that?

Pippin: *laughing hysterically* That Urkel, he's hilarious

Merry: I know where can the writters think of such things.

Gurthang · 12-06-2005, 11:59 AM

Pippin: "I feel so tall!"

OR

Pippin doesn't realize that there's a snake around his neck.

OR

Merry and Pippin: "Pizza!"

OR

Merry: "Hey Pip! Did you hear the one about the smart blonde?!"
Pippin: "Of course not! There are no smart blondes!"*

OR

Merry and Pippin: proof that ale and pipeweed do not mix well.

OR

Pippin: "I love my lips!"

*This 'blonde joke' is not meant to offend or degrade. It is merely the exploitation of a well known stereotype for humorous purposes. Any complaints or questions should be directed to me.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 12-06-2005, 01:27 PM

Merry & Pippin: We're Hobbits of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable...

Roa_Aoife · 12-06-2005, 01:37 PM

Merry found Pippin's Dominic Deegan impression quite amusing, but he found the Seer's revenge hilarious.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-06-2005, 02:32 PM

Merry: Pippin? A knight of Gondor? Laughable!

Pippin: Yeah! That's just - wait a minuet!

OR

Merry: Did you hear that, Pip? Gandalf the grey uncloaked indeed! That would never happen! Ha ha ha! Pip? PIP?

Mithalwen · 12-06-2005, 02:42 PM

Pippin:" SO then I bribed Gandalf with a a case of Old winyards and some Longbottom Leaf to tell cousin Frodo that this old ring was not only a magic ring but the "One Ring to Rule all other Rings" and that he had to take it to be destroyed in Mordor - and he believed me... he's sold his house and everything!!!!"

Merry: " And the ring in fact? "

Pippin: "Came from Lobelia's curtains"

The Only Real Estel · 12-06-2005, 04:58 PM

As evidenced here, Napolean Dynamite is just as funny the 43rd time as the 1st time.

The Elf-warrior · 12-06-2005, 08:34 PM

Merry: "There are no Morlocks in Middle-earth!"

Frodo: (Offfscreen.) "Oh, yeah? Well, take a look at the next picture."

Frodo: "Duck season!"

Gollum: "No, Hobbit season, my precious!"

Kitanna · 12-06-2005, 08:40 PM

A spirited game of Keep Away, Middle-Earth style.

mormegil · 12-06-2005, 09:13 PM

Gollum just didn't understand why Sam kept telling him to fetch.

Ordimor · 12-06-2005, 09:26 PM

Frodo, Sam and Gollum reenact the famous 3-way shootout scene for "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

HerenIstarion · 12-07-2005, 12:19 AM

Gollum: It is ours-s-s, precious-sss is-s-s ours-ss, at las-s-st, at las-sst!
Sam: Mr. Frodo, he is alive, Stinker is alive! But I saw him fall down them Cracks of Doom or whatever!
Frodo: Yes, Sam, so I see. But poor thing is all grey and cindered...
Sam: Poor thing?! Poor thing?! He bit your poor finger off! But never mind, Mr. Frodo I'll lay my hands on him!
Gollum: It can't, it can't! Nas-s-sty rude hobbit can't, can it? Precious-s-ss makes-ss us-ss s-sstrong, s-strong and fireproof, my precious-s-ss!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-07-2005, 12:51 AM

Frodo decides that cutting his own arm off might be more enjoyable than talking at any length with Gollum.

Maeggaladiel · 12-07-2005, 01:53 AM

Merry was right behind him. If he kept up his pace, Frodo knew his team could win the race. But suddenly, a feeling of deep horror came over him. He forgot who he was supposed to pass the baton to!

Estelyn Telcontar · 12-07-2005, 02:01 AM

At first, Gollum had thought it was a compliment when Frodo told him he was "fetching".

Gurthang · 12-07-2005, 02:17 AM

Two wolves cut out the eyes of the Seer.

OR

Green cloaks were all the rage, and Gollum was completely out of the loop.

The Only Real Estel · 12-07-2005, 12:18 PM

Merry/Pippin pic
--------------------

Having consumed three pints and two "whole-halves" already makes those Donald Trump toupee jokes just that much more funny.

Animated LotR pic
----------------------

Frodo knew he was in for a tough fight as soon as Gollum's eyes latched onto the last breadstick.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 12-07-2005, 12:51 PM

The eyes are the window to the soul...

or

Frodo: Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-07-2005, 02:31 PM

No one liked Gollum's singing.

Lalwendë · 12-07-2005, 05:00 PM

The Tyranny of Technicolour

Frodo: "Stand still, I'm going to colour you in! I've got a crayon and I'm gonna use it!"

Gollum: "Leave me alone! Everything was better when the world was in black and white!"

OR

Victim of one too many alien abductions, when Frodo cornered a 'grey' one evening he decided to return the favour and give the little guy a 'probe'.

The Only Real Estel · 12-07-2005, 05:07 PM

Frodo: “Is this the elusive phantom of whom we’ve heard so many tales?”

Sam: “No, I don’t think so. The phantom is rumored to be taller, and according to the lasses at the Green Dragon he’s wondrous fair to look upon.”

Gollum: “Meaning we’re not, I take it, precious?”

Formendacil · 12-07-2005, 05:17 PM

Gollum: "Are they... taters, my Precious?"

Sam: "No, we're bur- ah, hobbits."

Frodo: "Burrahobbits!"

Gollum: "Burrahobbits, my Precious?"

Sam: "Yes, Burrahobbits. And we cook much better than we cook, don't you know?"

Gollum: "Better than nasty taters?"

Frodo: "Yes...."

Gollum: "Supper, my Precious!"

I have NO idea where that just came from... I guess those cartoon hobbits look like Potatoes to me...

Roa_Aoife · 12-07-2005, 05:22 PM

Frodo and Sam found themselves in a horrible fanfiction cross-over: Night of the Living Gollum

Gandalf_the _white · 12-07-2005, 05:32 PM

frodo: Expecto patronum!!!! Whoops! sorry wrong movie!!

lol

mormegil · 12-07-2005, 05:35 PM

After Gollum's violent reaction Frodo must check for himself if his underarm odor is truly worse than Shelob's Lair.

Ordimor · 12-07-2005, 09:56 PM

Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-08-2005, 12:43 AM

Gollum: Master must not look behind him!

Frodo: Why?

Gollum: Nasty grey man with no cloak!

Gurthang · 12-08-2005, 01:14 AM

(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.)

Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!"
Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?"
??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?"
Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?"
??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir."
Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world."
Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..."
Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?"
Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy."
Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!"
Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!"

Lhunardawen · 12-08-2005, 02:29 AM

Gollum plays the title role in a twisted rendition of "Oedipus Rex."

Rimbaud · 12-08-2005, 07:52 AM

Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.

The Only Real Estel · 12-08-2005, 11:03 AM

Here in the middle of nowhere Frodo & Sam stumble across one of those fanatical Oakland Raiders fans.

mormegil · 12-08-2005, 05:26 PM

Gollum: What's that precious? Why's that stupid fat man replacing me?

This cameo was simply not working out.

or

Liv: So in this scene I am suppose to kiss you

PJ: Yes and remember it has to be believable so make it very intimate

Liv: Ummmm Okay

Meela · 12-08-2005, 06:17 PM

Elrond had said that Aragorn had grown in many ways...

The Only Real Estel · 12-08-2005, 07:08 PM

Now we can see why Liv was so upset in the appendixes when she talked about them wanting her to kiss a stand-in for Viggo...

Gil-Galad · 12-08-2005, 07:17 PM

PJ: so you see... me killing off Aragorn was a good thing for me...the fans may hate it but at least i get arwen!

The Elf-warrior · 12-08-2005, 07:49 PM

Little did PJ know that he was about to be killed.

Boromir88 · 12-08-2005, 07:55 PM

PJ and Arwen stand in front of the Green Screen...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-08-2005, 08:00 PM

The thoughts of Liv: Oh no, I hate that! Now he's going to kiss me and tell me that he loves me and wants to marry me, and call me " litlle, naughty Charlene." And tomorrow he'll have forgotten all about it. . .

(Hey, at least I gave it a shot)

Holbytlass · 12-08-2005, 11:31 PM

Arwen: Frodo! It's been awhile, I haven't seen you since you were this short.

Ordimor · 12-08-2005, 11:37 PM

PJ: HEY, HEY, HEY!

LIV: You know what PJ, everybody calls you long-play record!

PJ: Why's dat Liv?

LIV: Cause you don't never shut up!

12-06-2005, 10:47 AM	#8681
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	From the TV: Oops! Did I do that? Pippin: laughing hysterically That Urkel, he's hilarious Merry: I know where can the writters think of such things. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-06-2005, 11:59 AM	#8682
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin: "I feel so tall!" OR Pippin doesn't realize that there's a snake around his neck. OR Merry and Pippin: "Pizza!" OR Merry: "Hey Pip! Did you hear the one about the smart blonde?!" Pippin: "Of course not! There are no smart blondes!"* OR Merry and Pippin: proof that ale and pipeweed do not mix well. OR Pippin: "I love my lips!" *This 'blonde joke' is not meant to offend or degrade. It is merely the exploitation of a well known stereotype for humorous purposes. Any complaints or questions should be directed to me. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-06-2005, 01:27 PM	#8683
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Merry & Pippin: We're Hobbits of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable... __________________ Fenris Wolf

12-06-2005, 01:37 PM	#8684
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	This may be a bit obscure Merry found Pippin's Dominic Deegan impression quite amusing, but he found the Seer's revenge hilarious. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-06-2005, 02:32 PM	#8685
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: Pippin? A knight of Gondor? Laughable! Pippin: Yeah! That's just - wait a minuet! OR Merry: Did you hear that, Pip? Gandalf the grey uncloaked indeed! That would never happen! Ha ha ha! Pip? PIP? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-06-2005, 02:42 PM	#8686
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Pippin:" SO then I bribed Gandalf with a a case of Old winyards and some Longbottom Leaf to tell cousin Frodo that this old ring was not only a magic ring but the "One Ring to Rule all other Rings" and that he had to take it to be destroyed in Mordor - and he believed me... he's sold his house and everything!!!!" Merry: " And the ring in fact? " Pippin: "Came from Lobelia's curtains" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-06-2005, 04:58 PM	#8687
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	As evidenced here, Napolean Dynamite is just as funny the 43rd time as the 1st time.

12-06-2005, 08:34 PM	#8688
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "There are no Morlocks in Middle-earth!" Frodo: (Offfscreen.) "Oh, yeah? Well, take a look at the next picture." Frodo: "Duck season!" Gollum: "No, Hobbit season, my precious!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-06-2005, 08:40 PM	#8689
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	A spirited game of Keep Away, Middle-Earth style. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

12-06-2005, 09:13 PM	#8690
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gollum just didn't understand why Sam kept telling him to fetch. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-06-2005, 09:26 PM	#8691
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Frodo, Sam and Gollum reenact the famous 3-way shootout scene for "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-07-2005, 12:19 AM	#8692
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gollum: It is ours-s-s, precious-sss is-s-s ours-ss, at las-s-st, at las-sst! Sam: Mr. Frodo, he is alive, Stinker is alive! But I saw him fall down them Cracks of Doom or whatever! Frodo: Yes, Sam, so I see. But poor thing is all grey and cindered... Sam: Poor thing?! Poor thing?! He bit your poor finger off! But never mind, Mr. Frodo I'll lay my hands on him! Gollum: It can't, it can't! Nas-s-sty rude hobbit can't, can it? Precious-s-ss makes-ss us-ss s-sstrong, s-strong and fireproof, my precious-s-ss! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

12-07-2005, 12:51 AM	#8693
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo decides that cutting his own arm off might be more enjoyable than talking at any length with Gollum. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-07-2005, 01:53 AM	#8694
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Merry was right behind him. If he kept up his pace, Frodo knew his team could win the race. But suddenly, a feeling of deep horror came over him. He forgot who he was supposed to pass the baton to! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-07-2005, 02:01 AM	#8695
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	At first, Gollum had thought it was a compliment when Frodo told him he was "fetching". __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

12-07-2005, 02:17 AM	#8696
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Two wolves cut out the eyes of the Seer. OR Green cloaks were all the rage, and Gollum was completely out of the loop. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-07-2005, 12:18 PM	#8697
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry/Pippin pic -------------------- Having consumed three pints and two "whole-halves" already makes those Donald Trump toupee jokes just that much more funny. Animated LotR pic ---------------------- Frodo knew he was in for a tough fight as soon as Gollum's eyes latched onto the last breadstick.

12-07-2005, 12:51 PM	#8698
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The eyes are the window to the soul... or Frodo: Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless. __________________ Fenris Wolf

12-07-2005, 02:31 PM	#8699
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	No one liked Gollum's singing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-07-2005, 05:00 PM	#8700
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Tyranny of Technicolour Frodo: "Stand still, I'm going to colour you in! I've got a crayon and I'm gonna use it!" Gollum: "Leave me alone! Everything was better when the world was in black and white!" OR Victim of one too many alien abductions, when Frodo cornered a 'grey' one evening he decided to return the favour and give the little guy a 'probe'. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-07-2005, 05:07 PM	#8701
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: “Is this the elusive phantom of whom we’ve heard so many tales?” Sam: “No, I don’t think so. The phantom is rumored to be taller, and according to the lasses at the Green Dragon he’s wondrous fair to look upon.” Gollum: “Meaning we’re not, I take it, precious?”

12-07-2005, 05:17 PM	#8702
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Gollum: "Are they... taters, my Precious?" Sam: "No, we're bur- ah, hobbits." Frodo: "Burrahobbits!" Gollum: "Burrahobbits, my Precious?" Sam: "Yes, Burrahobbits. And we cook much better than we cook, don't you know?" Gollum: "Better than nasty taters?" Frodo: "Yes...." Gollum: "Supper, my Precious!" I have NO idea where that just came from... I guess those cartoon hobbits look like Potatoes to me... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-07-2005, 05:22 PM	#8703
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Frodo and Sam found themselves in a horrible fanfiction cross-over: Night of the Living Gollum __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-07-2005, 05:32 PM	#8704
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	frodo: Expecto patronum!!!! Whoops! sorry wrong movie!! lol

12-07-2005, 05:35 PM	#8705
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	After Gollum's violent reaction Frodo must check for himself if his underarm odor is truly worse than Shelob's Lair. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-07-2005, 09:56 PM	#8706
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-08-2005, 12:43 AM	#8707
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sorry folks... Gollum: Master must not look behind him! Frodo: Why? Gollum: Nasty grey man with no cloak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-08-2005, 01:14 AM	#8708
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.) Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!" Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?" ??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?" Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?" ??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir." Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world." Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..." Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?" Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy." Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!" Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-08-2005, 02:29 AM	#8709
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gollum plays the title role in a twisted rendition of "Oedipus Rex."

12-08-2005, 07:52 AM	#8710
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.

12-08-2005, 11:03 AM	#8711
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Here in the middle of nowhere Frodo & Sam stumble across one of those fanatical Oakland Raiders fans.

12-08-2005, 05:26 PM	#8712
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gollum: What's that precious? Why's that stupid fat man replacing me? This cameo was simply not working out. or Liv: So in this scene I am suppose to kiss you PJ: Yes and remember it has to be believable so make it very intimate Liv: Ummmm Okay __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-08-2005, 06:17 PM	#8713
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Elrond had said that Aragorn had grown in many ways... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-08-2005, 07:08 PM	#8714
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Now we can see why Liv was so upset in the appendixes when she talked about them wanting her to kiss a stand-in for Viggo...

12-08-2005, 07:17 PM	#8715
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	PJ: so you see... me killing off Aragorn was a good thing for me...the fans may hate it but at least i get arwen! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.