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12-01-2005, 06:17 PM | #8601 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Grima: oh my gosh...did y'all see that...that box elder bug flew right outta the king's hair! Those things really can last all winter if they find a warm spot!
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12-01-2005, 07:04 PM | #8602 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Grima silently prays that whatever just disintegrated beneath his fingers was dust.
OR Eowyn went Goth.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
12-01-2005, 07:45 PM | #8603 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Hip Uncle" Theoden is interupted in the middle of his "mad flow" just before Grima "Home-slice" Wormtongue could join in with his impressive beat box routine.
Soon afterwards the first and only Rohan Rap group split up due to a dispute between the members.
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12-01-2005, 08:31 PM | #8604 |
Laconic Loreman
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Theoden: What's that grotesque thing?
Grima: Why, it's a new pic! Sam: Turn around and count to 20. And this time, no peeking! Gollum: Peeking? Peeking? Very nice friend, oh yes precious very nice. All's we do is play nice hide-and-seek with nice hobbitses and fat one says peeking! Peeking!
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12-01-2005, 08:48 PM | #8605 |
Energetic Essence
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Gollum: Where's my hair!?!?
or Sam: Next time I say jump, you say how high! Got it!? Gollum: What is the stupid fat hobitsess saying!?
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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12-01-2005, 08:50 PM | #8606 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Sam: BANG! You're dead!
Gollum: Huh?! Or... Sam: Hey! You've got three belly buttons! Or... Sam: Hey! Nice six-pack! Or... Sam: Hey, that's a nasty cut on your elbow. Someone should look at that.
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12-01-2005, 08:52 PM | #8607 |
Laconic Loreman
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Sam doesn't it take it so well that Gollum accused him of taking his wig.
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12-01-2005, 09:21 PM | #8608 |
Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Sam: You villian, you don't even really exist and shouldn't be here. You're a computer generated image
Gollum: What's he mean precious, what's a computer generated image? Sam: Ah you know, the Gaffer's delight, COM-PU-TUR GEN-UR-ATED IM-AJ you can tweek 'em distort 'em put 'em in a stew.
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
12-01-2005, 09:47 PM | #8609 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Grima plots to become the Disco King. OR
Grima: "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" Theoden: "It's a false creation of your heat-oppressed brain." OR Grima: "Ha,ha,ha! That fool is arguing with a statue." OR Grima: "Nobody tosses an evil counselor!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samwise: "Now look, Gollum; it's not polite to not respond when someone says hello. (Pauses.) All right, I'll smack you if you don't say anything! (Sam smacks Gollum.) Ow! You are nothing but a statue!" (He storms away.)
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12-01-2005, 10:05 PM | #8610 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Sam: Hey.. Stinker... Pull my finger.
OR Gollum (thinking): hmm..tempting, but the I prefer my hobbit fingers lean. OR (Sam pokes Gollum's stomach) Gollum (ala Pillsbury doughboy): HmmHmm!
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12-01-2005, 10:17 PM | #8611 | |
Haunting Spirit
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Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch
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Quote:
HAAHAAHAA!!!! I don't know if I can compete with that one!!!!
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12-01-2005, 10:34 PM | #8612 |
Sword of Spirit
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Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Sam and Gollum in the championship match for the staring contests.
OR Sam: "Hey, you're using my scarf as a loincloth!" OR Sam: "I bet you can't lick your elbow." OR Gollum watches in horror as Sam's hair begins to eat Sam's head. He quickly checks to make sure he doesn't have any hair. OR Gollum(thinking): "Eww! What's that between his teeth!" OR Gollum: "Wow, this is Gurthang's 800th Post!"
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12-01-2005, 10:47 PM | #8613 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Smeagol: "What? I do have problems with hair loss!? And all this time, my friends never told me..."
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12-02-2005, 12:43 AM | #8614 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Sam: And another thing! I think you've got far too much... What are you staring at?
Gollum: Why has that grey man got no cloak? Sam: Ah... Mr. Frodo, Don't turn around! OR Sam: Look, its quite simple! If the ball passes the boundary without bouncing, then its a 6, if it dose bounce its only 4. If the ball its the stumps then you're out. Gollum: ...? OR YET! Sam tells Gollum that there is no Father Christmas! Gollum:
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12-02-2005, 06:34 AM | #8615 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Location: The Netherlands
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Gollum finally learns the truth about Santa Claus.
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12-02-2005, 06:46 AM | #8616 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Sam points out that Gollum has mistaken Immac for Elnett.....
*Immac is hair remover while Elnett is hairspray... for those people to whom these brand names mean nothing......
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
12-02-2005, 07:24 AM | #8617 |
Alive without breath
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Gollum sees the large pimple on Sam's nose start to dance.
OR Sam: Put your hands up! This is a gun! Gollum: ?
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12-02-2005, 07:53 AM | #8618 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Gollum puts on his best innocent look when questioned about the tacks on Sam's seat.
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12-02-2005, 09:01 AM | #8619 |
Sword of Spirit
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Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Sam: "We're out of Pizza."
Gollum: OR Anorexic Smeagol is shocked to tears when 'the fat one' says he looks a bit chubby himself. OR Sam: "Don't give me those puppy-dog eyes! You can't eat my arm and don't ask again!"
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12-02-2005, 12:45 PM | #8620 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Sam gets his first directing job on LOTR: THE MUSICAL
Sam- No, no NO! You're doing it all wrong! You CAN'T have a duet with YOURSELF!! Smeagol- But, we's two people, precious! Gollum- Yess, we are!
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12-02-2005, 01:01 PM | #8621 |
Dead Serious
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Gollum: "Is this a hobbit I see before me?"
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12-02-2005, 01:36 PM | #8622 |
Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Gollum just doesn't get it
Sam: The Pythagorean Theorem states thata2 + b2 = c2, it's really quite simple if you just think about it. How can you learn quantum physics without understand this basic principle of geometry?
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
12-02-2005, 02:06 PM | #8623 |
Alive without breath
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Gollum finds out that his long journey to the North Poll was in vain as it turns out Penguins live in the South Poll.
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12-02-2005, 02:35 PM | #8624 |
A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Gollum is dumbfounded as Sam exclaims: "Cool! You're the little fella with the light up finger aren't you? So you didn't 'Go Home' after all? Where did Elliott hide you? Hey, is there going to be a sequel?"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-02-2005, 03:17 PM | #8625 |
Laconic Loreman
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Sam: You're fired.
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12-02-2005, 06:06 PM | #8626 |
A Mere Boggart
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Sam: "A great best man you turned out to be! Bringing the Ring on the stag night to Mount Doom and then getting plastered and dancing like an idiot and losing it in that ruddy big 'ole!"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-02-2005, 08:13 PM | #8627 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Sam and Gollum discussing some great questions of ME:
Gollum: But do they have wings or not?
Sam: Well, if we look at the facts.................. OR Gollum: I don't understand. Who saved Frodo if it wasn't Arwen? Sam: Well, there's this guy Glorfindel... Gollum: But didn't he die at the fall of Gondolin? I don't get it OR Gollum: Why can Legolas run on the snow, but I can't? Sam: Well, I think that................... OR Gollum: Is Eru God? What do you mean by that? Do you mean that Eru is Tolkien's God, the God of ME or the one and only God? Sam: Come on, don't do this to me... Not now, I'm too tired! OR Gollum: Round eares? Aren't they pointy? Sam:.......... OR Gollum: I'm supposed to cast myself and the ring into the fire? But what will Eru do then? Make me trip or what? Sam:........... And so on....... And something totally unrelated: Sam: Did you take my baby-blue contacts? Gollum: Take? Me? Gollum doesn't know what fat hobbit is talking about!
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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12-02-2005, 10:16 PM | #8628 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Sam: i never wanted to be a gardener... i always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! swinging from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Ossiriand!
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12-03-2005, 12:44 AM | #8629 |
Alive without breath
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It seems that Sam's nose is trying to escape from his face.
OR Sam: Wasnt Bag-End just here? Gollum We doesnt know what it means...
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12-03-2005, 02:35 AM | #8630 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Smeagol knew something was wrong the minute Sam looked at him. Since when did hobbits have three eyeballs?
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12-03-2005, 05:24 AM | #8631 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Gollum the Great (Schizofrenic) (sp?)
Sam: It's you! You, you stinking creature!
Gollum: What does it mean "you"? Me or... Gollum: ...me? Gollum: We don't know my precioussss Gollum: Precious? Really? Oh, thank me! Gollum: Me is welcome Gollum: Me is always so polite! But what about fat hobbit? Gollum: No, he is not me nor polite. Lets bite him! Gollum: Yes, we do that.......
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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12-03-2005, 10:44 AM | #8632 |
Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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Sam: No, no, no! You don't rip it open and eat it all at once. It's an advent calendar : CA - LEN - DAR! That means one a day. See? You open one little window and there's one chocolate for you to eat, and tomorrow you can have the next one.
Gollum: One chocolateses to rule them all? But chocolateses is my precious. We wants them, we wants them all!! Sam: Oh, you're hopeless!
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12-03-2005, 12:09 PM | #8633 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Location: The Party Tree
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Gollum: Bludger? Eh, what's bludger? I didn't make it hit you, maybes someone who lookes like Ssmeagol, stupid fat hobbit.
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12-03-2005, 02:36 PM | #8634 |
A Mere Boggart
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Sam: "Don't cry any more Smeagol! Look, I've found your contact lens."
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Gordon's alive!
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12-03-2005, 06:00 PM | #8635 |
Laconic Loreman
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Gollum tries to imagine what Sam means when he said he'd hit him with something larger than a rock if he didn't stop making jokes about Momma Gamgee.
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12-03-2005, 07:34 PM | #8636 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Sam explaining Gollum just how to use The One Ring.
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12-04-2005, 02:10 AM | #8637 |
Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gollum at his best in a game of Statues.
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12-04-2005, 02:35 AM | #8638 |
Mischievous Candle
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Sam: Repeat after me as fast as you can: A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Gollum: ..?
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12-04-2005, 05:47 AM | #8639 | |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Gollum................??????????????? OR Sam: And that hair cut is soooo last year. Gollum: What does it say, precious? My hair is wrong? Noooooooo... OR Sam: And what's that then? Aha, I got you, you stinker! Gollum: That's my elbow. Are fat hobbit all right? To much Mordor Water again?
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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12-04-2005, 08:32 AM | #8640 |
Alive without breath
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Gollum is horrified by the new picture
Sam: It's your fault they are replacing us! Bilbo: Mmm! This cake will be delicious-... Okay, which one of you stole it? OR Bilbo's Robot Dance wasn't really understood in Middle Earth.
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