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mormegil · 11-20-2005, 04:58 PM

Gandalf a way to exploit the role he played in the war of the ring for financial success.

Gandalf: I always fight my battles in my Noldorian Combat boots, shouldn't you? They are available in an assortment of colors at a any fine retailer.

Kath · 11-20-2005, 05:33 PM

Ian McKellan (to people offscreen): Alright, which one of you lot did this? It took PJ hours to set this all up right and now look! He's not going to be happy and I tell you now I am not taking the blame!

PJ: Ian! What have you done!

Others:

Meela · 11-20-2005, 06:18 PM

As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse:

"Shadowfax ate my staff."
"My cloak was dirty."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness."
"I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public."

Somehow he's never been late for lunch.

OR

Gandalf stars in the new advertising campaign for Dazzle 'Em.

"Sponsor of Middle-earth Battles Inc. It'll be all-white on the night."

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-20-2005, 06:42 PM

While relieved to see the Riders of Rohan arrive, Gandalf nevertheless felt that horses, rather than trucks, would have been more in keeping with the occasion.

Merry, of course, rode in the van with Eowyn.

Maeggaladiel · 11-20-2005, 08:11 PM

Bill Pic:
Legolas loved the petting zoo.

OR

After the third time, Legolas began to think that Bill was PURPOSEFULLY interrupting his Tai Chi lessons.

Gandalf pic:
"Arwen said she'd kiss me if I was the last man on earth."

Ordimor · 11-20-2005, 08:23 PM

Now I can view the pix. THANKS!

Ordimor · 11-20-2005, 08:27 PM

I told you my Schwartz was the biggest!

Glirdan · 11-20-2005, 08:53 PM

Gandalf: I feel pretty oh so pretty!! What!?! We're filming!! *Thud*

or

Gandalf: I'm here to talk to you about the troubles of war. This is what it does to you. Ok, wait a minute. Why am I doing this? I was part of it!!!

or

Gandalf: Oh my gosh!! Denethor just uncloaked!! He totaly stole my thing!!! GRRR!!!

Kitanna · 11-20-2005, 09:09 PM

Gandalf: Come play with us Frodo, come play with us...forever and ever and ever...

or

Gandalf beckons Pippin so they can skip around picking flowers.

The Only Real Estel · 11-20-2005, 10:55 PM

Proverbs 18:24: "A man who wants friends must show himself friendly, not uncloak frequently in their presence." -TEV (The Estel Version)

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-21-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

"Arwen said she'd kiss me if I was the last man on earth."

Arwen: Gandalf, you're not a man, remember?

Valesse · 11-21-2005, 01:26 AM

Gandalf: It's...! (Liberty Bell plays ala Python)

OR

The Werewolves won this round.

Lhunardawen · 11-21-2005, 02:32 AM

Gandalf wonders if he is starting to take less baths than Aragorn does.

Lalwendë · 11-21-2005, 03:58 AM

The Mordor athletics team wreaked havoc during the Javelin event at the 3019 Minas Tirith Olympics.

Boromir88 · 11-21-2005, 05:42 AM

Gandalf just wants to "Get on with it!"

OR

Gandalf was out of a job after the War of the Ring, so he does his civic duty, and enlists as a tour guide.

Gothmog · 11-21-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse:

"Shadowfax ate my staff."
"My cloak was dirty."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness."
"I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public."

Somehow he's never been late for lunch.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he intended to!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-21-2005, 08:18 AM

Casually checking to see if everyone else is tending to the fallen, Gandalf slyly ambles toward the unoccupied bag of money.

malkatoj · 11-21-2005, 04:35 PM

Gandalf, to the army that did the killing:

Good night, men! Good work! Sleep well!

I'll most likely kill YOU in the morning... ::tening fingers::

(The light is from...explosions. Not day.)

Roa_Aoife · 11-21-2005, 05:49 PM

You want me to what?!?!?!

Gurthang · 11-21-2005, 11:13 PM

Gandalf: "You've got to be kidding me! I guess there really are Starbucks everywhere!"

OR

Gandalf's lost. And guess what. He used MapQuest.
Gandalf: "Stupid MapQuest."

OR

Gandalf has spotted the breakdancing orcs. Dancing to 'Sandstorm'!

OR

Gandalf: "Now which of these sticks is my staff?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-22-2005, 01:00 AM

Gandalf's new trainers (sneakers to all ye across the pond) made everyone accuse him of being a witch. It’s a shame he had to burn them all.

OR

Glamdring tries to escape.

Lalwendë · 11-22-2005, 03:31 AM

Those nightmares where you are walking down the street in your dressing gown and pyjamas were a fact of everyday life for poor Gandalf.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-22-2005, 06:32 AM

Gandalf defeats the enemy with the trusty Moonwalk.

Boromir88 · 11-22-2005, 06:36 AM

Gandalf: What's in your wallet?

gralin musicteeth · 11-22-2005, 07:34 AM

Gandalf: What are YOU looking at?!?!

Morsul the Dark · 11-22-2005, 08:15 AM

For Conker's Bad Fur Day Fans:

Gandalf:I told them not to make me get the duct tape.

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Poker Fans:

Gandalf to Audience: If you had pocket aces and lost to a 4-5 offsuit you'd be mad too!

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General:

Gandalf:You wont like me when Im angry
Offscreen Director of the Hulk: no youre supposed to say that BEFORE killing everyone!
Gandalf:Oh...........uh.....woops?

Holbytlass · 11-22-2005, 09:07 AM

Gandalf: Has anyone one seen Pip? He's wearing black.

mormegil · 11-22-2005, 09:11 AM

Gandalf: DENETHOR! I told you one year ago how this could have been prevented and yet you didn't listen. Now you will need to answer for such destruction. It is truly a pity and shame that so much grass had to die because you didn't install an irrigation system.

Kath · 11-22-2005, 09:43 AM

Gandalf: Elrond, when I said we would be placing our trust in men now I didn't mean it as a threat - there was no need to do this!

Morsul the Dark · 11-22-2005, 09:57 AM

in a strange twist John Wayne suddenly appears as the mouth of sauron. he and Gandalf have a classic western stare down music and tumbleweed included....what is tumbleweed?

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-22-2005, 10:14 AM

Faramir: Wasn't Minas Tirith here?

Gandalf: erm... no?

Valesse · 11-22-2005, 11:47 AM

I couldn't resist another (possibly undertapped, here) Pythonism.

Gandalf: (In a calm, narrative voice.) Nobody expects the Entish Inquisition. Their cheif weapons are fear, fear and supply. Fear, supply, and a ruthless effiecency. Fear, supply, a ruthless effiecency and an almost fanatical devotion to the... the, ahh...
Gathered crowd (far left background): GET ON WITH IT!

ALSO

Gandalf: Ah! Well. Its a good thing I'm old enough to know how to 'duck and cover' properly. Good ol' Bert the Turtle.

Gandalf_the _white · 11-22-2005, 12:04 PM

Pippin (offscreen): whadda mean Gandalfs got no friends??? look at the truckload coming up behind him?!?!
lol my reps funny it says i've got the wisdom of myself! lol

Gurthang · 11-22-2005, 12:47 PM

Gandalf glances around to see if anyone is watching before pocketing for very full wallet he just found.

OR

Gandalf: "Maybe I shouldn't have had those extra beans."

OR

Gandalf was one of the few who realized he was being Punk'd before Ashton Kutcher came out and told him. He quickly spotted the camera and proceeded to stare it down.

OR

Gandalf in his new music video, Gondorian Rhapsody.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-22-2005, 01:28 PM

Gandalf: I think its time for a new picture. Everyone has deserted me. Lets try someone seldom seen...

Gloin: You're going to take Gandalf with you? Don't you know about his cloak problem?

OR

Gloin didn't really expect Elrond to eat a thousand cakes in one sitting.

Kath · 11-22-2005, 01:35 PM

Actor: What do you mean I'm not tall enough to play Saruman!?!

Meela · 11-22-2005, 01:37 PM

A great dwarven secret is revealed: bra padding works just as well on beards.

OR

This is why the art of braiding really should just be left to the elves.

OR

The world finally learns what a female dwarf looks like, when Gimli brings his mother to the Council.

mormegil · 11-22-2005, 01:41 PM

"Grandpa did you sit on the apple pie?"

Grandpa Dwarf: I sure hope so.

Morsul the Dark · 11-22-2005, 01:41 PM

This particular fan had a busy schedule of a LOTR convention followed by a Star Trek Convention and therefore chose to dress as a klingon version of gandalf

EDIT: wheres that picture from if you could give us a link?

Valesse · 11-22-2005, 02:51 PM

There was some debating between the other races concerning the origin of the dwarves. Men seemed to be locked on to the idea first held by the elves: that they were the creation of Aule. But now, after years of affirmity, new thoughts about interbreeding with a very stocky Yeti came to arise.

The dwarves said they'd think about it.

11-20-2005, 04:58 PM	#8441
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf's Advert Gandalf a way to exploit the role he played in the war of the ring for financial success. Gandalf: I always fight my battles in my Noldorian Combat boots, shouldn't you? They are available in an assortment of colors at a any fine retailer. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-20-2005, 05:33 PM	#8442
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Ian McKellan (to people offscreen): Alright, which one of you lot did this? It took PJ hours to set this all up right and now look! He's not going to be happy and I tell you now I am not taking the blame! PJ: Ian! What have you done! Others: __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-20-2005, 06:18 PM	#8443
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse: "Shadowfax ate my staff." "My cloak was dirty." "My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette." "My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness." "I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public." Somehow he's never been late for lunch. OR Gandalf stars in the new advertising campaign for Dazzle 'Em. "Sponsor of Middle-earth Battles Inc. It'll be all-white on the night." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-20-2005, 06:42 PM	#8444
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	While relieved to see the Riders of Rohan arrive, Gandalf nevertheless felt that horses, rather than trucks, would have been more in keeping with the occasion. Merry, of course, rode in the van with Eowyn. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-20-2005, 08:11 PM	#8445
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Bill Pic: Legolas loved the petting zoo. OR After the third time, Legolas began to think that Bill was PURPOSEFULLY interrupting his Tai Chi lessons. Gandalf pic: "Arwen said she'd kiss me if I was the last man on earth." __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-20-2005, 08:23 PM	#8446
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Now I can view the pix. THANKS! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-20-2005, 08:27 PM	#8447
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	I told you my Schwartz was the biggest! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-20-2005, 08:53 PM	#8448
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I feel pretty oh so pretty!! What!?! We're filming!! Thud or Gandalf: I'm here to talk to you about the troubles of war. This is what it does to you. Ok, wait a minute. Why am I doing this? I was part of it!!! or Gandalf: Oh my gosh!! Denethor just uncloaked!! He totaly stole my thing!!! GRRR!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-20-2005, 09:09 PM	#8449
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Come play with us Frodo, come play with us...forever and ever and ever... or Gandalf beckons Pippin so they can skip around picking flowers. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-20-2005, 10:55 PM	#8450
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Proverbs 18:24: "A man who wants friends must show himself friendly, not uncloak frequently in their presence." -TEV (The Estel Version)

11-21-2005, 01:26 AM	#8452
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gandalf: It's...! (Liberty Bell plays ala Python) OR The Werewolves won this round. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-21-2005, 02:32 AM	#8453
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf wonders if he is starting to take less baths than Aragorn does.

11-21-2005, 03:58 AM	#8454
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Mordor athletics team wreaked havoc during the Javelin event at the 3019 Minas Tirith Olympics. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-21-2005, 05:42 AM	#8455
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf just wants to "Get on with it!" OR Gandalf was out of a job after the War of the Ring, so he does his civic duty, and enlists as a tour guide. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-21-2005, 08:18 AM	#8457
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Casually checking to see if everyone else is tending to the fallen, Gandalf slyly ambles toward the unoccupied bag of money. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-21-2005, 04:35 PM	#8458
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Keeping with my theme... Gandalf, to the army that did the killing: Good night, men! Good work! Sleep well! I'll most likely kill YOU in the morning... ::tening fingers:: (The light is from...explosions. Not day.) __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

11-21-2005, 05:49 PM	#8459
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	You want me to what?!?!?! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-21-2005, 11:13 PM	#8460
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: "You've got to be kidding me! I guess there really are Starbucks everywhere!" OR Gandalf's lost. And guess what. He used MapQuest. Gandalf: "Stupid MapQuest." OR Gandalf has spotted the breakdancing orcs. Dancing to 'Sandstorm'! OR Gandalf: "Now which of these sticks is my staff?" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-22-2005, 01:00 AM	#8461
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf's new trainers (sneakers to all ye across the pond) made everyone accuse him of being a witch. It’s a shame he had to burn them all. OR Glamdring tries to escape. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-22-2005, 03:31 AM	#8462
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Those nightmares where you are walking down the street in your dressing gown and pyjamas were a fact of everyday life for poor Gandalf. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-22-2005, 06:32 AM	#8463
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf defeats the enemy with the trusty Moonwalk. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-22-2005, 06:36 AM	#8464
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: What's in your wallet? __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-22-2005, 07:34 AM	#8465
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Gandalf: What are YOU looking at?!?! __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

11-22-2005, 08:15 AM	#8466
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	For Conker's Bad Fur Day Fans: Gandalf:I told them not to make me get the duct tape. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poker Fans: Gandalf to Audience: If you had pocket aces and lost to a 4-5 offsuit you'd be mad too! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- General: Gandalf:You wont like me when Im angry Offscreen Director of the Hulk: no youre supposed to say that BEFORE killing everyone! Gandalf:Oh...........uh.....woops? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-22-2005, 09:07 AM	#8467
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gandalf: Has anyone one seen Pip? He's wearing black. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-22-2005, 09:11 AM	#8468
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf: DENETHOR! I told you one year ago how this could have been prevented and yet you didn't listen. Now you will need to answer for such destruction. It is truly a pity and shame that so much grass had to die because you didn't install an irrigation system. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-22-2005, 09:43 AM	#8469
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: Elrond, when I said we would be placing our trust in men now I didn't mean it as a threat - there was no need to do this! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-22-2005, 09:57 AM	#8470
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	in a strange twist John Wayne suddenly appears as the mouth of sauron. he and Gandalf have a classic western stare down music and tumbleweed included....what is tumbleweed? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-22-2005, 10:14 AM	#8471
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: Wasn't Minas Tirith here? Gandalf: erm... no? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-22-2005, 11:47 AM	#8472
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	I couldn't resist another (possibly undertapped, here) Pythonism. Gandalf: (In a calm, narrative voice.) Nobody expects the Entish Inquisition. Their cheif weapons are fear, fear and supply. Fear, supply, and a ruthless effiecency. Fear, supply, a ruthless effiecency and an almost fanatical devotion to the... the, ahh... Gathered crowd (far left background): GET ON WITH IT! ALSO Gandalf: Ah! Well. Its a good thing I'm old enough to know how to 'duck and cover' properly. Good ol' Bert the Turtle. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-22-2005, 12:04 PM	#8473
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Pippin (offscreen): whadda mean Gandalfs got no friends??? look at the truckload coming up behind him?!?! lol my reps funny it says i've got the wisdom of myself! lol

11-22-2005, 12:47 PM	#8474
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf glances around to see if anyone is watching before pocketing for very full wallet he just found. OR Gandalf: "Maybe I shouldn't have had those extra beans." OR Gandalf was one of the few who realized he was being Punk'd before Ashton Kutcher came out and told him. He quickly spotted the camera and proceeded to stare it down. OR Gandalf in his new music video, Gondorian Rhapsody. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-22-2005, 01:28 PM	#8475
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I think its time for a new picture. Everyone has deserted me. Lets try someone seldom seen... Gloin: You're going to take Gandalf with you? Don't you know about his cloak problem? OR Gloin didn't really expect Elrond to eat a thousand cakes in one sitting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-22-2005, 01:35 PM	#8476
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Actor: What do you mean I'm not tall enough to play Saruman!?! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-22-2005, 01:37 PM	#8477
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	A great dwarven secret is revealed: bra padding works just as well on beards. OR This is why the art of braiding really should just be left to the elves. OR The world finally learns what a female dwarf looks like, when Gimli brings his mother to the Council. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 11-22-2005 at 01:42 PM.