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11-15-2005, 02:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Denny: What are you boys doing out here at this hour?
Far: Sheez! Nothing! Bor: You're totally cramping our style, old man! Denny: You've been hanging out with those Osgilliath boys again, haven't you?!
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11-15-2005, 03:59 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Denethor: "Whazzup homeboys? Chillin' in your crib or just hangin' on the down low? I'll have you know I ain't no fresh turkey I been cruisin' on the curb longer than you been crackin' on the lackin' and I know it's all about the blanky blanky."
Faramir and Boromir: 
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11-15-2005, 04:25 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
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Denethor: Here you are! I just realized, it's no idea to fight any more. We should...
Faramir: Ehhh, daddy? Could you... Denethor: Don't interupt you worthless excuse for a son! Why aren't you more like your brother? Now listen, if we abandon our posts now and create... Boromir: *HRM* Father, I acually think you should... Denethor: YOU TOO? Now, what could be more important than... Boromir: But... (*CLONK* Denethor falls to the ground).....I just wanted to say that Gandalf stands behind with his staff, and he's not afraid too use it OR Boromir was disgusted to find his father roaming the citadel only wearing his nightgown. For the 7th time! OR D: Behold, the Dark Lord, King of all men and ruler of the world! I aaam the Greatest! B: No your not! And the outfit is ridiculous! F: Been looking in that Seeing Stone again, have you? Come here, I'll take care of you.
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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11-15-2005, 05:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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Faramir: "Oh Dad! Great timing! We were just going over a last minute switch-er-roo in the dance routine. Tell me what you think of doing, "bump, bump, slide, scuff, slide, scuff, twirl and bump; instead of the same ole bump, bump, slide, slide, twirl bit. Oh yeah, what about doing "jazzy hands" during the slide, scuff, slide, scuff part? Huh, Dad, huh??? Whadda think???
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11-15-2005, 05:57 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Boromir: "Yeah, so then I'm like, I'll be your Gondorian Knight In Shining Armour, and she's all like --uh, oops. Hey Dad."
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11-15-2005, 06:00 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Boromir: [hastily hides controller behind back] Uh... nothing, Dad. Denethor: Is that DDR?!? Faramir: Um... no.... Denethor: [turns purple] You boys are playing Disco Disco Revolutions behind my back again?!? That's it--you're both grounded!
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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11-15-2005, 09:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Boromir: "Me, trying to impersonate the Vice-President, don't be silly!"
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11-16-2005, 01:07 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Faramir: Look, father, you're not Gandalf, so the uncloaking just isn't funny!
Denethor: Is that why I'm being replaced? Boromir: YES!  Orcs discover the wonders of soap! OR Frodo: I would like two Barad-dur burgers, two large fries, a coke and a happy meal for Sam. Sam: Erm, Mr. Frodo that's not a Hornburger store it’s just an Orc... What do you mean, Happy Meal?
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11-16-2005, 01:50 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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'Do you feel that, Sam?'
Mustelidaphobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a badger is watching you.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-16-2005, 02:02 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Frodo: "I think they're making fun of us."
Sam: "I've never seen anyone laugh 'til they threw up." OR Sam: "What do you mean our outfits are out of season?" OR Frodo(dull monotone): "Oh, look. It's Gandalf." Sam(dull monotone): "Oh, and he's uncloaking." Frodo(dull monotone): "I am sooo surprised." Sam(dull monotone): "Yeah... I am in shock." OR Frodo's hair suddenly awakens and begins to groggily look around.
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11-16-2005, 03:24 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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The captured 'spies' were punished by having to work as mannequins at Sauron's clothing shop.
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11-16-2005, 04:09 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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LR alternate ending #1049
It was a bad day for Middle-earth when Frodo and Sam realised that the lands beyond Cirith Ungol was not actually Mordor . . .
Sam: Stupid MapQuest . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-16-2005, 05:26 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Frodo: The Holy Grail lies in the Castle Augggghh. What's that mean?
Sam: I think that means we're on the wrong set. OR Frodo just found out Sam switched his Strawberry Shampoo, from the Woodland Realm, with Pink Pepto Bismol.
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11-16-2005, 05:46 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Little do they know that they have just disguised themselves in the traditional garb of elderly Orc women.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-16-2005, 09:00 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Sam and Frodo wait for the announcement of the lottery.
Orc Overlord: And the winner of the tram ride up Mt. Doom is Skaishásh the Bloody-handed Frodo: Dang! I was really hoping to win that tram ride. Sam: I'll be your tram, Mister Frodo.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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11-16-2005, 09:31 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Frodo did not find his role as the Thanksgiving Turkey in his high school play amusing.
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11-16-2005, 09:41 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Sam: "You look mighty attentive today, Mr. Frodo."
Frodo: "Yes. I've set a bear trap over yonder and I'm watching to see if Gandalf gets caught in it." Sam: "You're one sick son-of-a-gun, Mr. Frodo." Frodo: "I sure am."
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11-16-2005, 10:14 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Frodo and Sam catch sight of themselves in a mirror.
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11-16-2005, 10:27 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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After losing the One Ring in a gamble with Gorbag, Frodo had to admit Sam was right. He was a compulsive gambler who made stupid bets.
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11-16-2005, 11:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Sam: Alright Mister Kurum, tell us where we can find some orkish bri'ches or I'll get Frodo here to whine, complain, and angst at you.
Frodo: He isn't kidding, either. OR Frodo: "Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men! Its a music of a people who will not be slaves again!..." Sam: ...Bless me, I think you need to take a rest, Mister Frodo. I don't hear anything. OR Unbeknownst to the rest of the Fellowship Sam and Frodo were keeping tally of just how many orcs Gimli and Legolas slaughters in Pelennor Fields. Sam: Seven hundred fifty eight... Frodo: ...Legolas is still at nineteen...
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11-16-2005, 12:33 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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The moment when Sam and Frodo realized that apparently there wasn't such a thing as Dress-down Friday in Gondor.
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11-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Innocent villagers Frodo and Sam stand sullenly by and watch the remaining wolves do their taunting, over-the-top victory dance...a precursory to dinner.
-or- Frodo was not impressed by the orc's "receding hairline" joke. |
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11-16-2005, 02:44 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
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Frodo: I will go all the way! Nothing can stop me!
Sam: Yes, and I will go with you. Till the bitter end. We will reach the final and win the M-E football tournament! GO SHIRE! OR Sam: Please, just talk to me! Frodo: ....... Sam: Come on! I can't help I got elven ears! Frodo: If you don't tell me where you got those, you and I are finished.
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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11-16-2005, 05:42 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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Frodo and Sam were filled with concern as they realized that the fabled Orcian Census Ritual that involved counting tattooed buttocks was no fable. In fact, the revealing ritual was in full swing right before their unbelieving eyes and the census board was headed their way!
(They hadn't realized how close they were to the Crack of Doom!)
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11-16-2005, 06:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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11-16-2005, 06:14 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Frodo: well that didn't work...
Sam: yep...what if we built a giant wooden badger!
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11-16-2005, 06:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Frodo and Sam listen as Marc Antony gives his funeral oration for Julius Caesar.
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11-16-2005, 07:00 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Sam: Two days ago, I saw a rig that can haul that tanker of yours. You want to get out of here, you talk to me...
Frodo: That's right, partner! You and me together, all the way! With apologies to anyone born after 1970 and thus probably completely incapable of getting the joke... |
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11-16-2005, 07:08 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The esteemed Fordim Hedgethistle (offcamera): "So, Sam, Frodo, what do you guys think? Is Eru God?"
Frodo and Sam: "Uh..." |
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11-16-2005, 09:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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To appease the current appetite for hobbit boy bands amoungst young orcs everywhere, low bugit magazines would commonly rent out Sauron's collection of hobbit prisoner cardboard cut-outs...
~ Ka
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11-16-2005, 10:12 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch
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Sam: You're right Mr. Frodo, I am getting chaffed.
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11-16-2005, 11:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it.
Posts: 1,696
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Lookie, it's Samwise Neill!
Sam: Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move.
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11-16-2005, 11:49 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Frodo: "And now that I see him I do pity him."
Sam: "Now, that's no way to talk about our Director!" OR Sam: "I didn't know Cirith Ungol got cable!" OR Arwen must be walking by.
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11-17-2005, 12:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The Hobbits just didn't get Orc comedian's jokes.
OR Unfortunately, it seems that Frodo had put on the armour of the Mouth of Sauron's dentist and so had to do his duties.
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11-17-2005, 03:02 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Sam and Frodo didn't exactly appreciate the "You look fat" comment.
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11-17-2005, 07:24 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Frodo: He insulted my mother!
Sam: Hey, you take that back, only I can insult Mr. Frodo's mother.
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11-17-2005, 10:51 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Frodo and Sam soon discovered that the reality of being a soldier in Mordor's army was somewhat less attractive than the recruitment poster had promised.
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11-17-2005, 11:54 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Watching Orcs eat was never pleasant. Watching Orcs eat each other was surprisingly entertaining though.
OR Frodo: I don’t care how much you pay me, I am not uncloaking! Who do you think I am? Gandalf?
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11-17-2005, 02:36 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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As of 21st December.......
A solemn moment as Sam and Frodo prepare to exchange their vows in their themed Civil Partnership ceremony.....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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11-17-2005, 02:46 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Frodo: "Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?"
Sam: "If there is I don't wanna know about it."
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