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11-02-2005, 12:22 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Sorry morm but I can't see the picture
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11-02-2005, 12:32 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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This better, folks?
Try THIS
Sam wonders if Galadriel is going to step in that dog dirt. OR Pippin: Instructions, "point blade 'a' at Orc 'b' and stab." Hmm, I did wonder.
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11-02-2005, 01:00 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Space Rings
The Nazgul Pic
Sauron: "Take those hoods off! How am I supposed to know if you're making faces at me or not!?" |
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11-02-2005, 01:13 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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It was almost too much for Sam: at school he had always been the last to be picked for teams and now he didn't get a present...
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11-02-2005, 01:31 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Galadriel pic
Three hobbits mumbling together: "No ma'am. We won't do it again, ma'am. It was a very wrong thing to do, ma'am. Yes ma'am, you are right."
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11-02-2005, 01:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Samwise is relieved to note that Galadriel has FINALLY stopped glowing.
OR Pippin: "Um, hey, this says 'Celeborn' on the--" Galadriel: "Shh!" Pippin: "But don't you think it's going to be too bi--" Galadriel: *stern look* Pippin: *gulp* OR Merry and Sam's attention quickly became diverted to Galadriel's questionalbe choice in elven foot-wear: go-go boots.
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11-02-2005, 01:45 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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The following is an excerpt from the Blue Book of Westermarch or, by some accounts, Unfinished Tales of Merry, Pippin, & Samwise:
Pippin's face fell. "You mean you won't take a dagger instead?" "Of course not! When I ask for a shrubbery I want a shrubbery," replied the Elf that said Ni. Merry thought of the long journey to the nearest village that sold shrubberies. Pippin thought of the little food that they had left. As for Sam, he thought every colorful curse word he'd ever heard his dear Gaffer use. |
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11-02-2005, 02:35 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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In an attempt to impress Galadriel, Sam tries to appear nonchalant and tough but it ends up flat and him just hanging his arms awkwardly at his side.
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11-02-2005, 02:41 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Pippin: "So, um.... what is it?"
Sam: "...Pizza?" OR Sam suddenly realizes that his fly is down. OR Pippin: "So, um.... what is it? Or more importantly, can I eat it?" Sam's wondering the same thing. OR Pippin(thinking): Man, I really wanted a night-light like the one Frodo got!
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11-02-2005, 03:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Pippin: It's so beautiful *moth into light expression*
Sam: *thinks* Not again... OR Gimli: *grumble* Why am I always just out of shot? I'M SHORT TOO! Look at me!! Ah pooy... |
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11-02-2005, 04:53 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Galadriel: Sorry, Sam Grandma ran out of money this year and couldn't get you anything for christmas. All I could get you was this dirt.
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11-02-2005, 05:28 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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For those of you that have watched the RotK docs:
After the fourth day of shooting Sean Astin finally got his vest right... 
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11-02-2005, 05:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Galadriel: "Don't worry Samwise Gamgee, you'll get a present."
Sam: (To himself.) "I'll bet she either gives me a boat or else turns me into a toad."
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11-02-2005, 05:58 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Merry tries not to notice as Sam's girlfriend gives Pippin a very valuable blade...
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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11-02-2005, 07:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Simailar to Gurthang's, but different enough...
Sam wonders if he should tell Galadriel that her flies are down
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11-02-2005, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A hovel in Florin
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Sam and Pippin argue over whose sword it is.
Galadriel: The sword shall be cut in two, and each hobbit shall recieve...death. I get the sword.
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11-02-2005, 08:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Sam: So, a sword for Merry, a sword for Pippin- I wonder what I'll get...some muck! You cheap skank, you! Gimme a real present, you pretentious git!
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11-02-2005, 08:56 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Pippin: well yeah its sharp and all...but does it come in flower-scented yellow?
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11-02-2005, 09:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Though Galadriel wasn't aware of it, just behind her a television screen was left on Sports Center. Samwise in the end couldn't decide if he were more upset with the horrible present or the fact that her large elven prosterior was blocking that game-ending "Liberty" play...
OR Merry: "Hey! Wait! What does it mean 'shrinks in cold water'?!" OR After the crimp, facelift and wardrobe change, Legolas approaches the Hobbits with his new look. Merry and Pippin, in order to escape humiliation, try to make it seem like they have been distracted by shiney things (as no doubt they often are) but poor Sam is left to cope with the awkward occurance: Samwise: "N-no... it doesn't make your hips look too big..."
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11-02-2005, 09:48 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Pippin(thinking): Gee...I could just bring my elbow up a bit, and knock Sam one in the face...
Sam(thinking): Oh no...I hope he doesn't hit me in the face...
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11-03-2005, 12:54 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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When Sam got stuck in quicksand, Pippin would have helped... only... that sword was REALY shiny!
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11-03-2005, 08:36 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Galadriel shakes her head in disbelief while:
Pippin;I cant believe it it actually does say this is not edible...why would she give us something not edible? Merry:I don't know shes crazy. Galadriel thinking:Gqandalf chose you guys to go....and he wonders why hes still not head of the white council jeez with judgement like this hed have to beat a balrog or something
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11-03-2005, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Galadriel: "Trick or treat? There will be nothing for you lads until one of you owns up to chucking that egg at my Flet. There's no point denying it, I can use Osanwe."
OR Pippin: "Um, I know we were supposed to be taking your pet balrog for a walk, but he gave us the slip when he saw this wizard running about and chased him down a really, really big rabbit hole. We've brought his lead back though."
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11-03-2005, 05:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Throughout Galadriel's entire speech, Pippin amused himself by frying ants with a magnifying lens.
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11-04-2005, 12:37 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Sam wonders when Pippin will notice that Galadriel stole his wallet.
OR Pippin: What does it mean, "extremely flammable"?
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11-04-2005, 07:29 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Playing off of Gurthang...
Galadriel: "And to you, Samwise Gamgee, I give you a piece of advice. XYZ." Sam: X...Y...Z...huh? "Uh...have you run out of those nice, shiny daggers?" |
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11-04-2005, 08:26 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Pippin is dismayed that a picture is replacing him, however he is relieved to see that he's in this one too.
 Pippin: So how was the pub last night after we left Sam? Sam: Oh Great! There was this elf chick and she was totally digging on me. We exchanged Palantir numbers so I'll be in contact with her soon.
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11-04-2005, 08:31 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It’s a game of riddles and Sam has just asked, "What have I got in my Pocket?"
OR Pippin notices that Sam has a wasp in his ear.
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11-04-2005, 11:14 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
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Flashback...
Sam: Okay, ready?
[The four hobbits put the multicolored rings on their fingers and raise their hands into the middle of the circle.] Hobbits: CAPTAIN ERUUUUU! [Nothing happens.] Frodo: [looks around] Oh, come on. Where's Linka-las? Merry: Yeah, how are we going to save Middlearth without him? Without his ring we can't summon Captain Eru! (okay, that was a giant inside joke...)
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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11-04-2005, 11:24 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Sam's Robot Frodo was seen as a brilliant invention until one day;
Robo Frodo: Crush! Smash! Maim! Kill! Kill! Sam: Erm... just ignore that...
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11-04-2005, 11:52 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Sam's suggestion to go shoe shopping isn't well-recieved by his friends.
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11-04-2005, 12:02 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry: When is the bus due then?
Sam: Any time now. Pippin: Is this even a bus stop? Sam: ... ... erm... OR For those of you who have seen "Family guy presents: Stewie Griffin: the untold Story" Sam: What? I just thought you could go in the suite like the astronauts!
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11-04-2005, 12:57 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Frodo: No, please tell me you did not forget another piece of clothing!
Sam: Err . . . Pippin (stamping foot): Now we'll have to do this all over again!
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11-04-2005, 03:55 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Pippin: no! its step right pivot turn, do you want to anger the volcano-god!
or Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: I have to go to the bathroom! Sam: Nevermind {will soon be deleted because i've been given a bad rep for "waste of space and the list didn't have to be that long" is it me or is somebody out to get me...again this person didn't sign it...}
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11-04-2005, 05:22 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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I nearly forgot...
It seems that Frodo has seen Gandalf the grey... uncloaked. *Groan* this joke WILL die one day...
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11-04-2005, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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The hobbits mingled, muttering to each other about that night's chosen topic for discussion. How, they wondered, could the Cult of Bombadil the Black, conceal their presence in Imladris...without resorting to killing Legolas.
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11-04-2005, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Sam: So Rosie and I were on a date last night.
Pippin: Well what happened? Sam: Well Master Peregrin I'm not one to give all the juicy details as it not being proper. Merry: Oh come now you must tell us what you did, you were alone for hours. Sam: *blushing* Okay but you mustn't tell anyone.... All: Okay Sam *still blushing* we held hands...can you believe it! It was pure magic. Quote:
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11-04-2005, 06:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Sam, "OK, dudes, I found out what it's all about...so listen up now, cuz I only wanna say this once...You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out...
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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11-04-2005, 08:42 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Following a bit after what Beanamir of Gondor was implying:
Hobbits: With our powers combind we are....! Sam: ...still hobbits. Pippin: Why to ruin the magic, Sam! Frodo: Yeah, Samwise, nice going... Sam: ... OR Staring contests weren't just big in the Shire-- they were fashion. Boromir found these four in the same place three weeks later and decided to end it all by moodily tucking Frodo between his arm and hip and carrying him off.
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11-04-2005, 08:54 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Merry: Look, Sam, when I stand like this my tummy is almost as big as your's.
Sam: Oh yeah, wheel out the fat jokes. Nobody's laughing, Meriadoc.
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