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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 04:45 AM

*Look at Sam* this is a Hobbit.
*Look at Gorbag* this is a Hobbit on drugs!

OR

Gollum's new make over wasn't very effective.

Glirdan · 10-27-2005, 05:41 AM

Gorbag couldn't believe it. His dentist was also the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist!!!

or

And this children, is what happens when you do drugs...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 05:55 AM

Gorbag is thrown out of the Break dancing Orcs group!

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-27-2005, 06:16 AM

Orc after cosmetic surgery: "Sure, the nose looks good now, but what did you do with the rest of my face??"

Gothmog · 10-27-2005, 06:24 AM

Or the once so beautiful elf after cosmetic surgery: "Sure, the nose looks good now, but what did you do with the rest of my face??"

OR

Hookbill:

Quote:

This is Frodo after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked!

This IS Gandalf uncloaked!

arcticstorm · 10-27-2005, 06:46 AM

Gorbag singing "See the pretty girl in that mirror there."

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-27-2005, 07:01 AM

Samwise: I'm sorry, Mr Legolas sir. I didn't mean to rip your portrait ...

Legolas: Aaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!!

mormegil · 10-27-2005, 07:20 AM

Hobbits could be very cruel to their captives--this particular approach was to make your captive stare at Gandalf the Grey uncloacked.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Hobbits could be very cruel to their captives--this particular approach was to make your captive stare at Gandalf the Grey uncloacked.

After about 12 seconds, the captive was usually dead.

mormegil · 10-27-2005, 08:06 AM

Samwise just gave Gorbag the greatest wedgie of his life!

Sam: This one is for my Gaffer.

Gorbag: Aiiii the pain and horror!

Valesse · 10-27-2005, 01:58 PM

Try Cirroth Ungol's new... Loop the Loop! Guaranteed to chill and thrill!

OR

Samwise Gamgee was insulted past his reasoning when Gorbag exclaimed "I can't believe it's not butter!"

OR

Few knew that what actually did in Gorbag was Sam forcing him to bob for apples against his will. Alas that his last meal was not of manflesh, but of a perticularly large Granny Smith.

OR

Sam and Gorbag find the Barrowdowns chatrooms.
Gorbag: "Ahhh! 1337 internet speech!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 02:01 PM

There is a rat in Gorbag's pipe.

... ...

Sam put it there.

OR

Gorbag wonders what you do when you find 10,000 Legolas fangirls on the doorstep.

Bêthberry · 10-27-2005, 04:39 PM

Sam gets a close look at British teeth in the good old days before National Health Service.

Lord Melkor · 10-27-2005, 04:57 PM

Newsflash: Gangs of vicious, bloodthirsty Hobbits are attacking defenceless, fit, young Orcs!

Or

Sam: Hello there, you sexy devil! What's a pretty Orc like you doing here all by himself?

Gorbag: *Oh my God, did he just pinch me in the butt?!*

Oddwen · 10-27-2005, 05:02 PM

This is a wonderful artist's rendition of Earnur Etceteron!

Current pic...

Sam drops an ice cube down Gorbag's shirt.

Or...

Sam just couldn't take any more...he couldn't stand to let Gorbag finish his aria!

Boromir88 · 10-27-2005, 07:26 PM

Gorbag, knowing he was defeated, resorts to a last ditch effort by releasing viral orc breath of death making Sam quite nauseated.

Eonwe · 10-27-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Gorbag wonders what you do when you find 10,000 Legolas fangirls on the doorstep.

Sam (whispers): You kill em'!

Gorbad: Oh-ho! Really!

It sounds funny if you hear it in the voice i assinged to gorbad.

The Elf-warrior · 10-27-2005, 08:21 PM

Gorbag: "Et tu, Frodo! Then fall Gorbag!"

Gurthang · 10-28-2005, 12:57 AM

Sam tries frantically to push the statue over the edge, but it's too heavy for him.

OR

Sam finds out that Gorbag created MapQuest.

OR

Sam didn't really believe that someone could have one hundred earrings in at once. He moves in to count them.

OR

Sam has had it with Gorbag's singing.

Lalwendë · 10-28-2005, 02:18 AM

In Doctor Gamgee's surgery: "I did warn you to cough, sir."

Rimbaud · 10-28-2005, 02:40 AM

The Argos in Croydon seemed even grimmer than normal.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~

The Walmart in Trenton seemed even grimmer than normal.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-28-2005, 07:03 AM

Sam tries to sabotage the likely winner of the annual fly catching contest.

OR

Gorbag learns the Orc facts of life.

The Only Real Estel · 10-28-2005, 09:01 AM

Gorbag & Sam were surprised when, instead of their pizza delivery man standing on their apartment doorstep, they found their ex-girlfriends...with weapons hand!

Rimbaud · 10-28-2005, 09:08 AM

The first night with Rosie though, was not at all what he had expected.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-28-2005, 09:23 AM

Inevitably, the fateful day eventually came when Sam finally lost his patience with his mother-in-law, Dot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-28-2005, 09:33 AM

Gorbag stumbles upon Shelob's favourite toilet area.

OR

Sam: Give me back Mr. Frodo's birthday cake!

Gorbag: I ate it!

Sam: Then I'll have to get it myself!

Gorbag:

Valesse · 10-28-2005, 12:20 PM

Gorbag was agog to discover the only winning lottery ticket for the month of Thrimidge on the ground, but found that it was equally as shocking (if not just a bit more painful) when he Samwise revealed that he had put it there as bait.

OR

(Sorry, this is more of an American joke)
Bob Barker: "Gorbag! Come on down and play...The Priiiiice is Right!"

mormegil · 10-28-2005, 12:36 PM

While Sam has the courage Gorbag just cannot bring himself to look down and see what he just stepped in.

Boromir88 · 10-28-2005, 04:53 PM

Gorbag: Ahh, a New picture! I can't believe my virgin eyes. Don't look sonny, you're too young for this.

Saruman: I suggest you all leave now before I taunt you a second time! Sons of a silly person!

mormegil · 10-28-2005, 04:55 PM

Saruman: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

CaptainofDespair · 10-28-2005, 05:00 PM

Christopher Lee is attempting to portray what Moses would have done, had he been a weird old man, with creepy eyebrows.

Kitanna · 10-28-2005, 05:25 PM

Saruman: The Ents are coming to get me?! Oh dear. Take Grima! He is the one who wronged you!
Grima:What...?

Boromir88 · 10-28-2005, 06:06 PM

Saruman: (screaming below) Listen Samwise Gamgee. I swear, I did not ruin your garden. I saw a giant he-rat about *yay big* and it made a cacaw sound and was eating your vegetables.

Grima: Even I could have come up with a lie than that.

The Only Real Estel · 10-28-2005, 06:09 PM

Gorbag the Seer's midnight dream is successful, but he's about to fall victim to typical Seer luck.

Gorbag: "OMG!! Sam is a werewolf!!?? I can't wait to tell the other villagers about this!!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-28-2005, 06:21 PM

Deja vu.

The Only Real Estel · 10-28-2005, 06:57 PM

Christopher Lee's massive belch at Orthanc "dwarfed" (no pun intended...well, maybe

) John Rhys-Davies feeble attempt at Edoras.

Gurthang · 10-28-2005, 07:57 PM

Grima still doesn't know why Saruman decided to use his eye for the end of his staff.

OR

Saruman does his best mime immitation.

OR

Saruman made Willy Wonka mad, so now he's starting to inflate.

OR

Saruman gasps when his 10,000 orcs suddenly start to breakdance.

Glirdan · 10-28-2005, 10:20 PM

This is what Saruman would do if he found 200, 000 orcs on his doorstep.

or

Saruman just proclaimed that he was a Sherriff. Little did he know that Grima was a Wolf.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-29-2005, 12:46 AM

Saruman: AAAAGH! Orcs! Who put them there?

Grima: You did.

OR

When the Ents fill Isenguard with water, Saruman's plan 'F' was to suck up all the water.

mormegil · 10-29-2005, 07:07 AM

Saruman: If I am elected to be President I promise to never uncloak myself and make it illegal for Gandalf to do likewise.

10-27-2005, 04:45 AM	#8041
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Educational... Look at Sam this is a Hobbit. Look at Gorbag this is a Hobbit on drugs! OR Gollum's new make over wasn't very effective. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-27-2005, 05:41 AM	#8042
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gorbag couldn't believe it. His dentist was also the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist!!! or And this children, is what happens when you do drugs... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-27-2005, 05:55 AM	#8043
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gorbag is thrown out of the Break dancing Orcs group! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-27-2005, 06:16 AM	#8044
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Orc after cosmetic surgery: "Sure, the nose looks good now, but what did you do with the rest of my face??" __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

10-27-2005, 07:01 AM	#8047
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	In Legolas' attic ... Samwise: I'm sorry, Mr Legolas sir. I didn't mean to rip your portrait ... Legolas: Aaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-27-2005, 06:46 AM	#8046
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Gorbag singing "See the pretty girl in that mirror there."

10-27-2005, 07:20 AM	#8048
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Hobbit toruture techniques Hobbits could be very cruel to their captives--this particular approach was to make your captive stare at Gandalf the Grey uncloacked. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-27-2005, 08:06 AM	#8050
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Samwise just gave Gorbag the greatest wedgie of his life! Sam: This one is for my Gaffer. Gorbag: Aiiii the pain and horror! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-27-2005, 01:58 PM	#8051
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Try Cirroth Ungol's new... Loop the Loop! Guaranteed to chill and thrill! OR Samwise Gamgee was insulted past his reasoning when Gorbag exclaimed "I can't believe it's not butter!" OR Few knew that what actually did in Gorbag was Sam forcing him to bob for apples against his will. Alas that his last meal was not of manflesh, but of a perticularly large Granny Smith. OR Sam and Gorbag find the Barrowdowns chatrooms. Gorbag: "Ahhh! 1337 internet speech!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 10-28-2005 at 11:59 AM.

10-27-2005, 02:01 PM	#8052
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	There is a rat in Gorbag's pipe. ... ... Sam put it there. OR Gorbag wonders what you do when you find 10,000 Legolas fangirls on the doorstep. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-27-2005, 04:39 PM	#8053
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Sam gets a close look at British teeth in the good old days before National Health Service. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 10-27-2005 at 04:44 PM.

10-27-2005, 04:57 PM	#8054
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Newsflash: Gangs of vicious, bloodthirsty Hobbits are attacking defenceless, fit, young Orcs! Or Sam: Hello there, you sexy devil! What's a pretty Orc like you doing here all by himself? Gorbag: Oh my God, did he just pinch me in the butt?! __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

10-27-2005, 05:02 PM	#8055
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The previous pic... This is a wonderful artist's rendition of Earnur Etceteron! Current pic... Sam drops an ice cube down Gorbag's shirt. Or... Sam just couldn't take any more...he couldn't stand to let Gorbag finish his aria! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-27-2005, 07:26 PM	#8056
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gorbag, knowing he was defeated, resorts to a last ditch effort by releasing viral orc breath of death making Sam quite nauseated. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-27-2005, 08:21 PM	#8058
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gorbag: "Et tu, Frodo! Then fall Gorbag!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-28-2005, 12:57 AM	#8059
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam tries frantically to push the statue over the edge, but it's too heavy for him. OR Sam finds out that Gorbag created MapQuest. OR Sam didn't really believe that someone could have one hundred earrings in at once. He moves in to count them. OR Sam has had it with Gorbag's singing. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-28-2005, 02:18 AM	#8060
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	In Doctor Gamgee's surgery: "I did warn you to cough, sir." __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-28-2005, 02:40 AM	#8061
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	British and American versions! The Argos in Croydon seemed even grimmer than normal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ The Walmart in Trenton seemed even grimmer than normal. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-28-2005, 07:03 AM	#8062
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam tries to sabotage the likely winner of the annual fly catching contest. OR Gorbag learns the Orc facts of life. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-28-2005, 09:01 AM	#8063
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gorbag & Sam were surprised when, instead of their pizza delivery man standing on their apartment doorstep, they found their ex-girlfriends...with weapons hand!

10-28-2005, 09:08 AM	#8064
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	The first night with Rosie though, was not at all what he had expected. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-28-2005, 09:23 AM	#8065
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Inevitably, the fateful day eventually came when Sam finally lost his patience with his mother-in-law, Dot. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-28-2005, 09:33 AM	#8066
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gorbag stumbles upon Shelob's favourite toilet area. OR Sam: Give me back Mr. Frodo's birthday cake! Gorbag: I ate it! Sam: Then I'll have to get it myself! Gorbag: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-28-2005, 12:20 PM	#8067
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gorbag was agog to discover the only winning lottery ticket for the month of Thrimidge on the ground, but found that it was equally as shocking (if not just a bit more painful) when he Samwise revealed that he had put it there as bait. OR (Sorry, this is more of an American joke) Bob Barker: "Gorbag! Come on down and play...The Priiiiice is Right!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-28-2005, 12:36 PM	#8068
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	While Sam has the courage Gorbag just cannot bring himself to look down and see what he just stepped in. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-28-2005, 04:53 PM	#8069
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gorbag: Ahh, a New picture! I can't believe my virgin eyes. Don't look sonny, you're too young for this. Saruman: I suggest you all leave now before I taunt you a second time! Sons of a silly person! __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-28-2005, 04:55 PM	#8070
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 10-28-2005 at 05:25 PM.

10-28-2005, 05:00 PM	#8071
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Christopher Lee is attempting to portray what Moses would have done, had he been a weird old man, with creepy eyebrows.

10-28-2005, 05:25 PM	#8072
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Saruman: The Ents are coming to get me?! Oh dear. Take Grima! He is the one who wronged you! Grima:What...? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-28-2005, 06:06 PM	#8073
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Saruman: (screaming below) Listen Samwise Gamgee. I swear, I did not ruin your garden. I saw a giant he-rat about yay big and it made a cacaw sound and was eating your vegetables. Grima: Even I could have come up with a lie than that. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 10-28-2005 at 06:14 PM.

10-28-2005, 06:09 PM	#8074
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gorbag/Sam pic Gorbag the Seer's midnight dream is successful, but he's about to fall victim to typical Seer luck. Gorbag: "OMG!! Sam is a werewolf!!?? I can't wait to tell the other villagers about this!!"

10-28-2005, 06:21 PM	#8075
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Deja vu. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-28-2005, 06:57 PM	#8076
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Christopher Lee's massive belch at Orthanc "dwarfed" (no pun intended...well, maybe ) John Rhys-Davies feeble attempt at Edoras.

10-28-2005, 07:57 PM	#8077
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Grima still doesn't know why Saruman decided to use his eye for the end of his staff. OR Saruman does his best mime immitation. OR Saruman made Willy Wonka mad, so now he's starting to inflate. OR Saruman gasps when his 10,000 orcs suddenly start to breakdance. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-28-2005, 10:20 PM	#8078
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	This is what Saruman would do if he found 200, 000 orcs on his doorstep. or Saruman just proclaimed that he was a Sherriff. Little did he know that Grima was a Wolf. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf