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the real nazgul · 01-04-2003, 06:20 AM

Sorry about my failing picture!

[ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ]

Manardariel · 01-04-2003, 07:53 AM

Erm, real Nazgul, it still isn´t working... you have to use image UBB, though, not quote.

For my pic:
First Nazgul:ash-swush-*other "scary noises"*
Second Nazgul: Oh shup up, please. You´re not scary. YOU ARE NOT SCARY
First: But *sobs* but I want to be scary *sobs* why can´t you accept me the way I am?

the real nazgul · 01-04-2003, 08:08 AM

k ill try again:
Piccie for my caption

hobbitlass · 01-04-2003, 07:32 PM

Black rider picture...
Now when one rides, it is proper etiquette to hold ones pinky up.

Nari · 01-04-2003, 07:41 PM

Saruman: All right, all right! Everyone look at me! Can anyone tell I'm wearing the new Liquid Curves bra from Victoria's Secret?

Wormtongue: *Stares in wonder*

Melime · 01-04-2003, 07:49 PM

For the black rider pic:

Black Rider #1: *singing* Following the leader, the leader the leader, we're following the leader wherever he may go...
Black Rider #2: Oh no...not again...

Sindafalathiel · 01-04-2003, 09:10 PM

Saruman: today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Orcs below: Happy birthday!
S:But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable orcs.
Orcs: cheer
Wormtongue: sir?
S: shut up. I'm talking.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less tan half of you half as well as you deserve.
Orcs:..?
Wormtounge: sir, you're saying--
S: I said shut up!
I...I uh...I have things to do...
W: SIR!
S: What?
W: You're saying the wrong lines!
S: Oh, I am?
W:Yes!
S. oops...

AddictedtoRumil · 01-05-2003, 12:35 AM

Nazgul: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!
other Nazgul: I don't think that's gonna scare Arwen try something else.

[ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

the real nazgul · 01-05-2003, 11:01 AM

For Sauron pic:
S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!!
W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well!
S: Just go. AND WASH YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

My Cat Sasha · 01-05-2003, 02:02 PM

Rider Pic:

Rider 1: Do you smell something?
Rider 2: Yes. I smell horse.

Gamja · 01-05-2003, 04:47 PM

Sauruman:*singin* We are family...

Gamja · 01-05-2003, 04:48 PM

Sauruman:*singin* We are family...
Wormtongue: *dryly* You don't know the rest, do you?

Eruwen · 01-08-2003, 07:04 PM

Ok, this thread is getting forgotten so here's another pic!! {I just love Elijah's face in this one.}

Elijah: Sean, we have been through this a million times. You are supposed to actually cook the fish before you give it to Andy to eat.

Andy {in background}: [cough][choke][choke] Ugh, I can't breathe. Nasty fish. etc...

Sean: I'm sorry, Mr. Frodo. I seriously forgot that time.

Elijah: Oh, it's ok. And, Sean, we aren't filming anymore. You can drop the whole "Mister Frodo" line.

Sean: Right, sorry Mr. Fr...uh, Mr. Elijah.

Elijah: [sighs]

Gamja · 01-08-2003, 07:16 PM

I'm back! Darn exams. I got them next week. Anyhoo, my Holy Grail parody:
Frodo:What's that then?
Sam:I dunno, must be an Elf.
Frodo:why?
Sam:He hasn't got crap all over him.

Sorry if it's a little crude... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

My other one:
Frodo:Eww...
Sam:And they rate this movie PG 13 with this sort of stuff in it?
Frodo:geez, never knew a bunny rabbit could hate Legolas so much.

Gamja · 01-09-2003, 04:52 PM

Bump! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nari · 01-10-2003, 03:43 PM

Frodo: What the hell is that?

Sam: Hi, whatcha- oh my god! What the hell is that thing!

Frodo: Oh I know what that is.

Sam: Yeah.

Frodo: What the hell is that?

Sam: Hey, kids! Don't put your lips on it!

Frodo: No, no Sam wait- that's-

Sam: Yeah...

Frodo: What the hell is that?!?

dragoneyes · 01-10-2003, 04:10 PM

PJ: Cut! We'll do that again.
Frodo: Again? Do you know what all this ring-stroking is doing to me? It's so degrading!
Sam: Ahh, quit yer whining.

LePetitChoux · 01-10-2003, 04:37 PM

Frodo: So let me get this straight...You want me to fall into the bog?
PJ: Well it is part of the scene, you learned your lines, so I do not see any reason to-
Frodo: Excuse me? What did you say?
PJ: Well..I...um...never mind...
Frodo: Never mind? Why shouldn't I mind?
PJ: Well, It isn't that important, I just thought it would be...well...funny.
Frodo: Funny? What kind of Funny? Do I look like a funny sort of guy?
PJ: No...Sorry. I'll get sam to do it.
Sam: Now you wait a minute. Look here, I don't-
PJ: NOW!
Sam: OK.

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-10-2003, 05:05 PM

Frodo: Hay, Sam?
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I thought Gollum was a CGI character.
Sam: He is Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Then why is he over there eating Faramir's finger?

excheeto · 01-10-2003, 05:22 PM

Eli:that better not Viggo over there,I think he needs to drop the charecter and take a bath.Six months...geez!

Sean:it's not him,go change your feet

dragoneyes · 01-10-2003, 05:35 PM

Elij: I've got this horrid pain in my back.
Sean: That maybe because you've sprouted two extra arms.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-10-2003, 07:09 PM

Elijah: Ergh....Sean...what was in that drink last night?
Sean: I told you not to, but did you listen to me? Nooo! You had to see what would happen if you drank ten in a row!

okay, lame i guess.
HURRAH FOR PIPE WEED

Brinniel · 01-10-2003, 08:08 PM

Another one.

My Cat Sasha · 01-10-2003, 08:16 PM

Sean: What IS that?

Elijah: Oh.....that?

Sean: Yeah.

Elijah: That's what happens when cows eat too much grass.

Sean: I see.....but there aren't any cows around here, Elijah...

Elijah: Well...um....yes.....*cough*....yes....that's..... .besides......the point, Sean....

Sean: That's disguesting........

(my friend posted the above)

*to the tune of Five Iron Frenzy's "Theses are not my Pants"*

Frodo: These are not, my arms. Who's arms are these anyways? Are they Merry's? Pippin's? Or Gollum's arms? No! NOOOOOO! These are not my arms! Argh! Are you listening, to what I SAAAAAYYY?

Sam: Now I KNOW you're possessed...

My Cat Sasha · 01-10-2003, 08:21 PM

Awren Pic:

Dentist: Arwen has braces...
Arwen: No I don't....
Dentist: Arwen NEEDS braces...
Arwen: Yeah, but I don't want braces...
Dentist: Arwen WILL HAVE BRACES!
Arwen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(the next day)

Aragorn: Uh, sorry Arwen, but since you got braces, I'm going with Eowyn now.
Dentist: Eowyn needs braces.
Aragorn: Really?
Dentist: Aragorn needs braces...

Orual · 01-10-2003, 09:48 PM

Arwen pic:

Arwen: Oh yes, Aragorn will pay. He will pay dearly. One does not dump the Evenstar and get away lightly! AAAAAAAH!

[thump]

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-11-2003, 01:39 AM

ah HA!! Like my Aragorn impression?

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-11-2003, 03:44 AM

Arwen: Look into my eyes Eowen. You will marry Farimir. You will marry Farimir or this sword will be the last thing you see. Oh, and you're a chickhen. Now wake up!

Eowen: Cluck, cluck.....

dragoneyes · 01-11-2003, 07:15 AM

Arwen: Thou shalt be blinded by my teeth!

AddictedtoRumil · 01-11-2003, 12:09 PM

Hmmm what are they saying?

LePetitChoux · 01-11-2003, 12:45 PM

Legolas: Oh my Eru!
Woman: What?
L: THERE'S DIRT ON MY ELBOW!
W: Oh no!
L: Do you think it is serious?
W: I don't know. It could be.
L: But...will I ever be able to use my elbow again?
W: I wouldn't count on it.

the real nazgul · 01-11-2003, 12:54 PM

Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS!
Lady:It doesn't look bad...
Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!!
Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises...
Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww....
Lady: It doesn't hurt, does it?
Legolas: Alright, alright, it doesn't hurt but...(embarrased)...can you still kiss it better? PLEASE???

hehe im good [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-11-2003, 12:55 PM

Woman: Oooooo, nasty!
Legolas: Tell me about it!

dragoneyes · 01-11-2003, 12:57 PM

Legolas: If you click it round like that, then fold it up there and wrap it around a bit... There! You see!
Woman: Ohhh, would you look at that! That's interesting in't it?

Nari · 01-11-2003, 02:15 PM

for the arwen one: Hey quick, everybody look! It's my Alanis Morrissette impression!

and for the legolas one:

Orlando: What's on my elbow?

Girl: I don't know, what?

Legolas: You're staring at it.

Girl: Your elbow? Oh, yeah, that's it...

Gamja · 01-11-2003, 03:03 PM

I hope you don't mind for a new picture. I don't really know how this goes, so if it doesn't work, sorrry.

dragoneyes · 01-11-2003, 03:27 PM

Lady: Well would you look at that. Another red 'x'.
Legolas: I really wish it wasn't stuck on my elbow.

LePetitChoux · 01-11-2003, 04:11 PM

I'll do the honours.

Nari · 01-11-2003, 05:22 PM

oh, much better lpc

Gamja · 01-11-2003, 07:24 PM

Augh! the foul orcs of Moria have "red Xed" my picture! *takes up sword and goes slashing happy*

01-04-2003, 06:20 AM	#761
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	Sorry about my failing picture! [ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ] __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

01-04-2003, 07:53 AM	#762
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Erm, real Nazgul, it still isn´t working... you have to use image UBB, though, not quote. For my pic: First Nazgul:ash-swush-other "scary noises" Second Nazgul: Oh shup up, please. You´re not scary. YOU ARE NOT SCARY First: But sobs but I want to be scary sobs why can´t you accept me the way I am? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

01-04-2003, 08:08 AM	#763
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	k ill try again: Piccie for my caption __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

01-04-2003, 07:32 PM	#764
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Black rider picture... Now when one rides, it is proper etiquette to hold ones pinky up. __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

01-04-2003, 07:41 PM	#765
Nari Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers Posts: 64	Saruman: All right, all right! Everyone look at me! Can anyone tell I'm wearing the new Liquid Curves bra from Victoria's Secret? Wormtongue: Stares in wonder __________________ Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.

01-04-2003, 07:49 PM	#766
Melime Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Pennsylvania... Posts: 19	For the black rider pic: Black Rider #1: singing Following the leader, the leader the leader, we're following the leader wherever he may go... Black Rider #2: Oh no...not again...

01-04-2003, 09:10 PM	#767
Sindafalathiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nargothrond Posts: 54	Saruman: today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday! Orcs below: Happy birthday! S:But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable orcs. Orcs: cheer Wormtongue: sir? S: shut up. I'm talking. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less tan half of you half as well as you deserve. Orcs:..? Wormtounge: sir, you're saying-- S: I said shut up! I...I uh...I have things to do... W: SIR! S: What? W: You're saying the wrong lines! S: Oh, I am? W:Yes! S. oops... __________________ "My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles." ~The Evil Overlord List

01-05-2003, 12:35 AM	#768
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Nazgul: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!! other Nazgul: I don't think that's gonna scare Arwen try something else. [ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ] __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

01-05-2003, 11:01 AM	#769
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	For Sauron pic: S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!! W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well! S: Just go. AND WASH YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

01-05-2003, 02:02 PM	#770
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Rider Pic: Rider 1: Do you smell something? Rider 2: Yes. I smell horse. __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

01-05-2003, 04:47 PM	#771
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Sauruman:singin We are family... __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-05-2003, 04:48 PM	#772
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Sauruman:singin We are family... Wormtongue: dryly You don't know the rest, do you? __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-08-2003, 07:04 PM	#773
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Ok, this thread is getting forgotten so here's another pic!! {I just love Elijah's face in this one.} Elijah: Sean, we have been through this a million times. You are supposed to actually cook the fish before you give it to Andy to eat. Andy {in background}: [cough][choke][choke] Ugh, I can't breathe. Nasty fish. etc... Sean: I'm sorry, Mr. Frodo. I seriously forgot that time. Elijah: Oh, it's ok. And, Sean, we aren't filming anymore. You can drop the whole "Mister Frodo" line. Sean: Right, sorry Mr. Fr...uh, Mr. Elijah. Elijah: [sighs]

01-08-2003, 07:16 PM	#774
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	I'm back! Darn exams. I got them next week. Anyhoo, my Holy Grail parody: Frodo:What's that then? Sam:I dunno, must be an Elf. Frodo:why? Sam:He hasn't got crap all over him. Sorry if it's a little crude... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] My other one: Frodo:Eww... Sam:And they rate this movie PG 13 with this sort of stuff in it? Frodo:geez, never knew a bunny rabbit could hate Legolas so much. __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-09-2003, 04:52 PM	#775
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Bump! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-10-2003, 03:43 PM	#776
Nari Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers Posts: 64	Frodo: What the hell is that? Sam: Hi, whatcha- oh my god! What the hell is that thing! Frodo: Oh I know what that is. Sam: Yeah. Frodo: What the hell is that? Sam: Hey, kids! Don't put your lips on it! Frodo: No, no Sam wait- that's- Sam: Yeah... Frodo: What the hell is that?!? __________________ Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.

01-10-2003, 04:10 PM	#777
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	PJ: Cut! We'll do that again. Frodo: Again? Do you know what all this ring-stroking is doing to me? It's so degrading! Sam: Ahh, quit yer whining. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-10-2003, 04:37 PM	#778
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Frodo: So let me get this straight...You want me to fall into the bog? PJ: Well it is part of the scene, you learned your lines, so I do not see any reason to- Frodo: Excuse me? What did you say? PJ: Well..I...um...never mind... Frodo: Never mind? Why shouldn't I mind? PJ: Well, It isn't that important, I just thought it would be...well...funny. Frodo: Funny? What kind of Funny? Do I look like a funny sort of guy? PJ: No...Sorry. I'll get sam to do it. Sam: Now you wait a minute. Look here, I don't- PJ: NOW! Sam: OK. __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

01-10-2003, 05:05 PM	#779
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Frodo: Hay, Sam? Sam: Yes Mr Frodo? Frodo: I thought Gollum was a CGI character. Sam: He is Mr Frodo. Frodo: Then why is he over there eating Faramir's finger? __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-10-2003, 05:22 PM	#780
excheeto Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 37	Eli:that better not Viggo over there,I think he needs to drop the charecter and take a bath.Six months...geez! Sean:it's not him,go change your feet

01-10-2003, 05:35 PM	#781
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Elij: I've got this horrid pain in my back. Sean: That maybe because you've sprouted two extra arms. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-10-2003, 07:09 PM	#782
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Elijah: Ergh....Sean...what was in that drink last night? Sean: I told you not to, but did you listen to me? Nooo! You had to see what would happen if you drank ten in a row! okay, lame i guess. HURRAH FOR PIPE WEED __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-10-2003, 08:08 PM	#783
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Another one. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

01-10-2003, 08:16 PM	#784
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Sean: What IS that? Elijah: Oh.....that? Sean: Yeah. Elijah: That's what happens when cows eat too much grass. Sean: I see.....but there aren't any cows around here, Elijah... Elijah: Well...um....yes.....cough....yes....that's..... .besides......the point, Sean.... Sean: That's disguesting........ (my friend posted the above) to the tune of Five Iron Frenzy's "Theses are not my Pants" Frodo: These are not, my arms. Who's arms are these anyways? Are they Merry's? Pippin's? Or Gollum's arms? No! NOOOOOO! These are not my arms! Argh! Are you listening, to what I SAAAAAYYY? Sam: Now I KNOW you're possessed... __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

01-10-2003, 08:21 PM	#785
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Awren Pic: Dentist: Arwen has braces... Arwen: No I don't.... Dentist: Arwen NEEDS braces... Arwen: Yeah, but I don't want braces... Dentist: Arwen WILL HAVE BRACES! Arwen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (the next day) Aragorn: Uh, sorry Arwen, but since you got braces, I'm going with Eowyn now. Dentist: Eowyn needs braces. Aragorn: Really? Dentist: Aragorn needs braces... __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

01-10-2003, 09:48 PM	#786
Orual Speaker of the Dead Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Superbia Posts: 868	Arwen pic: Arwen: Oh yes, Aragorn will pay. He will pay dearly. One does not dump the Evenstar and get away lightly! AAAAAAAH! [thump] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "Oh, my god! I care so little, I almost passed out!" --Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"

01-11-2003, 01:39 AM	#787
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	ah HA!! Like my Aragorn impression? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-11-2003, 03:44 AM	#788
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Arwen: Look into my eyes Eowen. You will marry Farimir. You will marry Farimir or this sword will be the last thing you see. Oh, and you're a chickhen. Now wake up! Eowen: Cluck, cluck..... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-11-2003, 07:15 AM	#789
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Arwen: Thou shalt be blinded by my teeth! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-11-2003, 12:09 PM	#790
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Hmmm what are they saying? __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

01-11-2003, 12:45 PM	#791
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Legolas: Oh my Eru! Woman: What? L: THERE'S DIRT ON MY ELBOW! W: Oh no! L: Do you think it is serious? W: I don't know. It could be. L: But...will I ever be able to use my elbow again? W: I wouldn't count on it. __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

01-11-2003, 12:54 PM	#792
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS! Lady:It doesn't look bad... Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!! Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises... Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww.... Lady: It doesn't hurt, does it? Legolas: Alright, alright, it doesn't hurt but...(embarrased)...can you still kiss it better? PLEASE??? hehe im good [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

01-11-2003, 12:55 PM	#793
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Woman: Oooooo, nasty! Legolas: Tell me about it! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-11-2003, 12:57 PM	#794
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Legolas: If you click it round like that, then fold it up there and wrap it around a bit... There! You see! Woman: Ohhh, would you look at that! That's interesting in't it? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-11-2003, 02:15 PM	#795
Nari Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers Posts: 64	for the arwen one: Hey quick, everybody look! It's my Alanis Morrissette impression! and for the legolas one: Orlando: What's on my elbow? Girl: I don't know, what? Legolas: You're staring at it. Girl: Your elbow? Oh, yeah, that's it... __________________ Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.