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05-08-2003, 06:46 AM | #41 |
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Couse Legolas issn't a chick. And Legolas is out of a book. Lara is out of a game.
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05-09-2003, 10:17 AM | #42 |
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The Nazgul would fly around in stealth bombers, instead of using those nameless whatevers. (Tolkien never says what those things are, have you noticed? are they dragons of some kind or what?)
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05-09-2003, 11:55 AM | #43 |
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Cool saphire. In the second world war they would have had a B-52.
Man I can picture a Nazgûl executing a carpet bombing. That would be SO cool. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!! |
05-10-2003, 01:40 AM | #44 |
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*Everdawn nodds*
Good point... what about a rocket launcher...
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05-10-2003, 06:01 AM | #45 |
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That one is for the dwarfs. All heavy demolition weapons go to the dwarfs. Except handgranates. They go to the Humans. Aragorn with a chain across his chest with granates on them. He would easely win the battle.
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05-10-2003, 06:04 AM | #46 |
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Sauron with nuclear... heh [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
~Menelien
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05-10-2003, 06:07 AM | #47 |
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He would not be THAT stupid. Middle-Earth is one realm. And the radiation would couse the death of everyone. Including all his servants. It would be really harsh to see that entire ME died of canser. I don't think that would happen.
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05-10-2003, 06:28 AM | #48 |
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I'm sure he'd be evil enough.
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05-10-2003, 06:30 AM | #49 |
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Maybe they would invent some sort of CHemo therapy. It would be really funny to see everyone in Middle-Earth bald.
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05-10-2003, 09:01 AM | #50 |
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[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Okay....
Maybe the rangers should have Uzis....
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05-10-2003, 09:33 AM | #51 |
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I think the rangers would be commando's. You know, those jungle types. Battling against the Vietcong. Cool. Simply perfect. But even cooler would be that Frodo got assistence of a navi seals team. They would not only wear bleu suits while traveling trough Rohan. They would ride horses with Oxigen tanks on their back.
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05-10-2003, 09:37 AM | #52 |
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Oooo, very cool. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-10-2003, 09:42 AM | #53 |
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*bows*
Thank you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
05-14-2003, 12:39 PM | #54 |
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You're welcome. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I could see the Rohirrim coming to the aid of Minas Tirith in tanks, instead of on horses. Of course, I might just be weird... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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05-14-2003, 02:39 PM | #55 |
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Sauron's new hide out:
The Death Star! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 03:23 AM | #56 |
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Well I can just picture Sting shooting out of its hilt like a light saber and glow Bleu all the time. And Gimli would be that guy with the very long tongue. Man it would be so weird if the Fellowship had lasergun's hahaha.
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05-17-2003, 04:45 PM | #57 |
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[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Whoa, mental image!!! Sting the elven lightsaber? yikes...
But who would have the Holy Hand-grenade? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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05-18-2003, 01:46 AM | #58 |
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Now i have this mental image of Saruman dressed as Osama BIn Laden....hahahaha *falls off chair*
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05-18-2003, 10:11 AM | #59 |
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The holy handgrenade would go to Aragorn I guess. It would be really funny if a loud HALELUJA was heared and the Orc army of Sauron exploded.
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05-18-2003, 10:26 AM | #60 |
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Three shall be the number of your counting and the number of your counting shall be three. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
The Fellowship could defeat their enemies by yelling 'Ni!' at them!
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05-18-2003, 10:45 AM | #61 |
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Yay for Monty Python! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Anyways, I can see the Rangers and some other people using Uzis and such, but for some reason I always envisioned the Elves fencing... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace
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05-18-2003, 11:50 AM | #62 |
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Yeah, it would be cool if Frodo yelled Ni when in the lands of Mordor and everybody drops to the ground covering his ears, screaming of pain.
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05-19-2003, 10:33 AM | #63 |
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Heh... "Ni!" [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
And, of course, the orcs at the Black Gate would assault the army of Gondor with taunts. The men would run away screaming. "RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"
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05-21-2003, 05:51 AM | #64 |
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Saruman could defeat the Ents by cutting them down with...a HERRING!
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05-21-2003, 11:23 AM | #65 |
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Oh no, not a herring!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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05-21-2003, 12:40 PM | #66 |
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How funny would it be on the bridge of Khazad Dûm.
Gandalf:What is your name? Balrog:What? *Balrog is launched into the depts of Moria screaming and crying like a little girl* And Sauron's army would be defeated by the maneating rabbit [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
05-22-2003, 03:17 PM | #67 |
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-22-2003, 03:50 PM | #68 |
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen crebain?
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