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Nevfeniel · 07-19-2002, 09:18 PM

A bicycle! (Don't ask where that came from; I have no idea) He rode it to Mordor with Frodo on the handlebars.
..::Who is Peter Jackson?::..

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Pallando · 07-20-2002, 07:58 PM

The true name of the Mouth of Sauron.
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Where did Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the Elves go at the end of the Third Age of the Sun? And how?

Brinniel · 07-20-2002, 10:11 PM

They flew on a plane to the North Pole (they wanted to visit Santa Claus).
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What song did Frodo sing at the Prancing Pony?

Liriodendron · 07-21-2002, 07:54 AM

The Barney "I love You" song. Everyone started booing and throwing their ale mugs at him. Strider had to whisk him off to safety.

What does Golberry like best about Tom Bombadil? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Rosa_Baggins · 07-21-2002, 08:51 AM

His big.....yellow boots. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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How come legolas' hair was soft and shiney ALL the time.

Pallando · 07-21-2002, 10:48 AM

He uses Herbal Essences. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arathiriel · 07-21-2002, 03:58 PM

Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs?

No they though that they were stupid and worse yet Tom sung off key!

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Who were the Nazgul and why did they were those black robes? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Pallando · 07-21-2002, 04:19 PM

They were MIB agents (And I like it VERY little.) but were Orcs.

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Who is Aragorn decended from?

gollum*elf*pup · 07-22-2002, 03:49 PM

santa claus.
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how did frodo and sam get to Mordor?

Anna Licumo · 07-22-2002, 06:50 PM

They took the Underground. Special two-way tickets on sale.
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Who did Aragorn marry?

Rosa_Baggins · 07-23-2002, 04:17 AM

His horse
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how many fingers did frodo have AFTER the journey.

Pallando · 07-23-2002, 08:51 AM

8, because the Orcs chopped off both of his middle fingers.

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Where did Kingsfoil (Athleas) come from?

Eowyn of Ithilien · 07-26-2002, 06:24 AM

according to the ancient lore, kingsfoil was long used as a kind of third age Cling Wrap
How did Beleriand get its name?

Pallando · 07-26-2002, 12:01 PM

It was named after the King who ruled it, and he was named Beleriand.

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What does "Orthanc" mean?

Liriodendron · 07-26-2002, 03:03 PM

"Big toe"

How did Gollum escape from the elves?

Nevfeniel · 07-26-2002, 04:30 PM

He asked them real nice to let him go. The elves, being the softies that they are, decided to let him "escape".
..::Why do small children like to scream and squeal in the early morning? No, wait, scratch that (I've been spending too much time with my little cousins). Why did the ring have to be thrown into Mt. Doom?::..

Catherine · 07-27-2002, 01:30 PM

Because it was to ugly.

Question:What is Merry's full real name?

Pallando · 07-27-2002, 01:39 PM

Mermaid "Merry" Hornblower

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Who is Legolas' father, and what is he?

Nevfeniel · 07-27-2002, 05:14 PM

Glóin the ent.
..::Who is Sauron and how is he linked to the story?::..

Catherine · 07-27-2002, 07:39 PM

He was some Hobbit and a friend of Frodo's he gave Frodo the ring.

Question:What are Hobbits?

Pallando · 07-27-2002, 08:49 PM

Hobbits are another breed of birds.

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Who was Frodo's parents, and how did they die?

suicidal elf chick · 07-28-2002, 02:40 AM

Frodo's parents are Arwen and Celeborn, and they staged their death.
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Why did Bilbo leave the Shire?

Catherine · 07-28-2002, 07:22 PM

Because he wanted to visit a hobbit friend that didn't live in the shire.

Question:What is Frodo's favorite season and why?

Nevfeniel · 07-28-2002, 08:34 PM

Winter, cuz he liked to catch snowflakes on his tongue. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
..::What is Gimli's favorite ice cream flavor?::..

NazgulNumberTen · 07-28-2002, 08:36 PM

bbq pork, cuz he loves the smokey flavor
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what color were the black riders robes?

Nevfeniel · 07-28-2002, 08:58 PM

Flourescent orange. Duh.
..::Who are the Nandor elves?::..

suicidal elf chick · 07-29-2002, 02:33 AM

Elves without pointed ears.
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Why did Frodo look in Galadriel's mirror?

Halbereth Diagona · 07-29-2002, 07:12 AM

To check that his nose was still there.
What is Aragorn's favourite colour?

Aragost · 07-30-2002, 10:25 AM

pink because it reminded him of his watermelon flavored sword
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Where was the chief palantir located.

Nevfeniel · 07-30-2002, 08:13 PM

In Frodo's closet.
..::Why did Shelob try to eat Frodo?::..

NazgulNumberTen · 07-30-2002, 08:19 PM

she grew tried of the subway diet, and thought he was jared
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what was bilbo's invisible girlfriend named, and how did she lose her left eye?

Halbereth Diagona · 07-31-2002, 03:43 AM

Bilbo's invisible girlfriend is Pierce Brosnan. She lost her left eye in a sumo wrestling match.

Do elves suffer from indegestion?

suicidal elf chick · 07-31-2002, 04:53 AM

Yup, because they can't accept the fact that tree bark is unedible!
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What color was the ring and who made it?

Aragost · 07-31-2002, 08:07 AM

green and it was made by the oliphants
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how did gollum get the ring

NazgulNumberTen · 07-31-2002, 07:41 PM

he sent in the most box-tops
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was sauron's messenger called the
A) Mouth of sauron
B) Nose of sauron
C) Anus os sauron

Lothiriel Silmarien · 07-31-2002, 07:46 PM

It's gotta be the anos of Sauron, mos def! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(I never replyed in this topic, about time I do since the Barrow wight didn't close this)

Who was Aragorn's father's second cousin's, neice's, brother's husband's ( [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ), nephew?

NazgulNumberTen · 07-31-2002, 07:47 PM

me
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shelob was a giant what?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 07-31-2002, 07:54 PM

A giant-oh can't say. Um...she was a giant wallabe. And the couds created her. From the horseradish. And the passerby weasel-beaver.

Who was the first king of Gondor?

gollum*elf*pup · 07-31-2002, 07:55 PM

one of santa's elves (named BIB the ELF)
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how many different names did gandalf go by and what were they?

[ July 31, 2002: Message edited by: gollum*elf*pup ]

suicidal elf chick · 07-31-2002, 08:22 PM

Gandalf had 3 names: Fluffy, Chibicheese, and Joey Tribiani.
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What is Denethor's name?

07-19-2002, 09:18 PM	#41
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	A bicycle! (Don't ask where that came from; I have no idea) He rode it to Mordor with Frodo on the handlebars. ..::Who is Peter Jackson?::.. [ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-20-2002, 10:11 PM	#43
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	They flew on a plane to the North Pole (they wanted to visit Santa Claus). ******************************************** What song did Frodo sing at the Prancing Pony? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-21-2002, 07:54 AM	#44
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	The Barney "I love You" song. Everyone started booing and throwing their ale mugs at him. Strider had to whisk him off to safety. What does Golberry like best about Tom Bombadil? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-21-2002, 08:51 AM	#45
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	His big.....yellow boots. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How come legolas' hair was soft and shiney ALL the time. __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

07-21-2002, 03:58 PM	#47
Arathiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Blessed Realm Posts: 284	Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs? No they though that they were stupid and worse yet Tom sung off key! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who were the Nazgul and why did they were those black robes? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ 'I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.' - Samwise Gamgee

07-20-2002, 07:58 PM	#42
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	The true name of the Mouth of Sauron. ~~~~~` Where did Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the Elves go at the end of the Third Age of the Sun? And how?

07-21-2002, 10:48 AM	#46
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	He uses Herbal Essences. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~ Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

07-21-2002, 04:19 PM	#48
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	They were MIB agents (And I like it VERY little.) but were Orcs. ~~~~~~~~ Who is Aragorn decended from?

07-22-2002, 03:49 PM	#49
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	santa claus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ how did frodo and sam get to Mordor? __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

07-22-2002, 06:50 PM	#50
Anna Licumo Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen... okay, KS actually. ::sigh:: Posts: 78	They took the Underground. Special two-way tickets on sale. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who did Aragorn marry? __________________ Rock-a-bye Nazgul, on Weathertop, when the Ring calls, the horses will run. And when Sauron calls, the Nazgul will go, and down will come evil, Ringwraiths and all!

07-23-2002, 04:17 AM	#51
Rosa_Baggins Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 145	His horse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ how many fingers did frodo have AFTER the journey. __________________ There is ever a Rose without thorns.

07-23-2002, 08:51 AM	#52
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	8, because the Orcs chopped off both of his middle fingers. ~~~~~ Where did Kingsfoil (Athleas) come from?

07-26-2002, 06:24 AM	#53
Eowyn of Ithilien Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 277	according to the ancient lore, kingsfoil was long used as a kind of third age Cling Wrap How did Beleriand get its name? __________________ But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, before it ends; as works fair and wonderful, while still they endure for eyes to see, are their own record, and only when they are in peril or broken for ever do they pass into song.

07-26-2002, 12:01 PM	#54
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	It was named after the King who ruled it, and he was named Beleriand. ~~~~~~ What does "Orthanc" mean?

07-26-2002, 03:03 PM	#55
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	"Big toe" How did Gollum escape from the elves? __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-26-2002, 04:30 PM	#56
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He asked them real nice to let him go. The elves, being the softies that they are, decided to let him "escape". ..::Why do small children like to scream and squeal in the early morning? No, wait, scratch that (I've been spending too much time with my little cousins). Why did the ring have to be thrown into Mt. Doom?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-27-2002, 01:30 PM	#57
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Because it was to ugly. Question:What is Merry's full real name? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-27-2002, 01:39 PM	#58
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Mermaid "Merry" Hornblower ~~~~~~~ Who is Legolas' father, and what is he?

07-27-2002, 05:14 PM	#59
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Glóin the ent. ..::Who is Sauron and how is he linked to the story?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-27-2002, 07:39 PM	#60
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	He was some Hobbit and a friend of Frodo's he gave Frodo the ring. Question:What are Hobbits? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-27-2002, 08:49 PM	#61
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Hobbits are another breed of birds. ~~~~~~~ Who was Frodo's parents, and how did they die?

07-28-2002, 02:40 AM	#62
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Frodo's parents are Arwen and Celeborn, and they staged their death. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Bilbo leave the Shire? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

07-28-2002, 07:22 PM	#63
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Because he wanted to visit a hobbit friend that didn't live in the shire. Question:What is Frodo's favorite season and why? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-28-2002, 08:34 PM	#64
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Winter, cuz he liked to catch snowflakes on his tongue. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ..::What is Gimli's favorite ice cream flavor?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-28-2002, 08:36 PM	#65
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	bbq pork, cuz he loves the smokey flavor ------ what color were the black riders robes? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

07-28-2002, 08:58 PM	#66
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Flourescent orange. Duh. ..::Who are the Nandor elves?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-29-2002, 02:33 AM	#67
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Elves without pointed ears. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Frodo look in Galadriel's mirror? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

07-29-2002, 07:12 AM	#68
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	To check that his nose was still there. What is Aragorn's favourite colour? __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-30-2002, 10:25 AM	#69
Aragost Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Arthedain Posts: 137	pink because it reminded him of his watermelon flavored sword ********************************************* Where was the chief palantir located. __________________ Where there's a whip there's a will

07-30-2002, 08:13 PM	#70
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	In Frodo's closet. ..::Why did Shelob try to eat Frodo?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-30-2002, 08:19 PM	#71
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	she grew tried of the subway diet, and thought he was jared ---- what was bilbo's invisible girlfriend named, and how did she lose her left eye? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

07-31-2002, 03:43 AM	#72
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Bilbo's invisible girlfriend is Pierce Brosnan. She lost her left eye in a sumo wrestling match. Do elves suffer from indegestion? __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-31-2002, 04:53 AM	#73
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Yup, because they can't accept the fact that tree bark is unedible! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What color was the ring and who made it? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

07-31-2002, 08:07 AM	#74
Aragost Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Arthedain Posts: 137	green and it was made by the oliphants ************************************** how did gollum get the ring __________________ Where there's a whip there's a will

07-31-2002, 07:41 PM	#75
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	he sent in the most box-tops ------- was sauron's messenger called the A) Mouth of sauron B) Nose of sauron C) Anus os sauron __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim