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pippin_took0 · 05-12-2002, 09:55 AM

Or:
At the battle of Helm's deep, Legolas is busy shooting orcs, but he runs out of arrows. So he throws Gimli instead... and all the orcs run away screaming.

Daniel Telcontar · 05-12-2002, 10:16 AM

I Moria, Gandalf looks at the balrog coming.
"This foe is beyond any of your skills.
Come to think of it, mine too. Run for your life! Every wizard for himself!!

Lanniae of the Axe · 05-13-2002, 03:30 PM

Haha! Good one, Daniel!

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-13-2002, 08:23 PM

Legolas Is fooling with his bow and accidntally shoots Gimli in the beard with a fire arrow. IN the next scene Gimli has no beard but a big black spot.

Lothiriel Silmarien · 05-14-2002, 01:33 PM

Aragorn just about to get married to Arwen:

Aragorn: I take thee Eowyn..uh I mean Rosie, no Arwen!.....I blew it...

Arwen is seen leaving

Lothiriel Silmarien · 05-14-2002, 01:52 PM

*At the Council of Elrond*

Elrond: As you know, there is a threat taking over the land (pauses) a threat to all the inhabitants of this land (another pause)and....it uh.....the Dark Lord wants to rule us....and, um..

Gandalf: Elrond, are you ok? Your not making any sense. We know these facts already.

Elrond: HEY! Who is in charge here? This isn't the Council of Gandalf now is it? It's the Council of ELROND, and does your nametag say Elrond????!!!!! NO, so be quiet old man!

Gandalf: Hey, I was just pointing something out, tha..

Elrond: NO! Don't point it out Mr.-I'm-the-cool-Wizard-with-the-pointy-hat-man! SHHHHSHHSHAAAAA!......ok, now as I was saying....There is a threat from Mordor...(looks around uneasily)..and the Dark Lord wishes to take us over and stuff. He wants his ring....but he ain't gettin it, got that!? Yeah....um, yeah ok. So we must...

Aragorn: Destroy the ring, Elrond? Do we destroy the ring? Is that what your saying?

Elrond: (gives Aragorn an evil look)..Well FINE Aragorn, you stinkin "King to your freakin throne or whatever"....yeah but that's it, ok destroy the ring...

Gimli: Do you know anything about what this subject Elrond, I man come on already!

Elrond: What was that Dwarf!? Excuze me Dwarf, what was that!!!! How DARE you speak to me of such manner, I'm the one who's talking ok. ME!!!......ok, so now we are discussing....something

Legolas: You don't know what this is about do you Elrond?

Elrond: uh....no.

[ May 14, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]

Nevfeniel · 05-14-2002, 04:21 PM

LOL, that's a good one. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nevtalathiel · 05-17-2002, 06:20 AM

That is so bizarre, but I can see it happening [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

raci · 05-18-2002, 02:45 PM

I just wanna say this page is the best! These r really good! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] mailto:lotr21@hotmail.comlotr21@hotmail.com</A>

Daniel Telcontar · 05-18-2002, 02:51 PM

In loth-lorien, Legolas listen to the elves singing.
"What are they singing, Legolas?" Merry asks.
"It is a song to remind Mithrandir. Their name for Gandalf. No, what?" Legolas listens puzzled.
"Oh my mistake, It is not about Gandalf. it is a song about ten bottles hanging on a wall."

Lothiriel Silmarien · 05-19-2002, 11:39 AM

lol

gollum*elf*pup · 05-19-2002, 11:44 AM

hee hee, these are funny!

Daniel Telcontar · 05-19-2002, 11:46 AM

The bridge of Khazad-dum. The balrog draws Gandalf with him in the chasm, and the rest of the fellowship flees. Then the camera shifts to the bottom of the chasm, where the balrog and Gandalf are sitting, drinking tea.
"Ah, Olorin, ol' buddy, how have you been?
I'm glad you finally came and visited me here in Moria. The only other company is orcs, and I mean, how deep a conversation can you have with someone how only can grunt? By the way, how do you like my cave? I've had a few thousand years to think of the decorations, and I think I have made a pretty good job. Want some sugar?"

raci · 05-21-2002, 09:53 AM

Legolas: "Let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and leaf, or over snow - an Elf".
- With this he leaps onto the biggest snowdrift, eager and willing expression on his face.
CRUNCH!!! He falls straight through the surface while Merry and Pippin hop around singing "who ate all the lembas".
Gandalf sez, "For the last time, I don't care how fashionable they are in Lothhlorien, NO DOC MARTENS!" It takes them two days to dig Legolas out.

Its the best I could come up with now, OK! (mumble) I thought it was funny (mumble)
mailto:lotr21@hotmail.comlotr21@hotmail.com</A> [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]null[/img]

Eärendil · 05-21-2002, 11:25 AM

Lol raci! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lothiriel Silmarien · 05-21-2002, 02:02 PM

That was really good!

ElanorGamgee · 05-21-2002, 02:23 PM

(think of the scene in the movie when the Wraiths are closing in on the Hobbits at Weathertop)

The sky is dark. Lightning lights up the sky. Frightening music with the choir singing in the Orkish is heard in the background. The Nazgûl slowly surround the Hobbits in the tower, swords held forward. The frightened Hobbits draw their swords. The chief Wraith steps forward. With his piercing eyes on Frodo he reaches into the folds of his dark shroud and produces...a leather wallet. "Did you drop thissss?" he hisses at Frodo. "Why yes, thank you ever so much!" the Hobbit exclaims. Hastily he opens it and searches its contents. "Good, my I.D. is still there!" he says. "I haven't been able to get a good drink for months! Those idiots at the bar wouldn't believe that I'd come of age!" "Now, what would give them that idea?" Pippin asks sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

Elenya · 05-21-2002, 04:52 PM

Weathertop: Wraiths are gliding towards the hobbits, dramatic music, front wraith trips over cloak, sets off a chain reaction with the others, camera zooms over to hobbits, rolling on the ground laughing!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sam is running up the stairs in Moria (after Frodo has been captured), says the password, and enters. The Orcs are sitting in a pink room around a table having a tea party in poofy dresses. "Coffee or tea?" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 09:21 PM

*Mines of Moria, Balin's Tomb*
Legolas is fighting off as many orcs as elfly possibly. Then, one breaks his bow. He is dumbfounded. Aragorn screams," Legolas, Here!" and throws him a sword (you know his has to have about 20 extra ones). Legolas catches it, but, always having relied on his archery ablities and never actually learning how to fight with a sword, Legolas quickly drops it to the ground. He then crawls into a corner and assumes a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth.

Well, I thought it was funny!!!

Nevtalathiel · 05-22-2002, 11:19 AM

Or maybe, Aragorn throws the sword so hard that Legolas is knocked to the ground! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 05-22-2002, 01:21 PM

Quote:

The Orcs are sitting in a pink room around a table having a tea party in poofy dresses.

Orcs in poofy dresses? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna have nightmares. . . [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Thinhyandoiel · 05-24-2002, 01:20 AM

At Tom Bombadil's Frodo has just slipped on the ring and is trying to creep away.

Tom: AHHH!! Where did Frodo go?! He just disappeared!
Sam: What are you talking about? He's right there. *points*

Me: *shrugs*

Nevfeniel · 05-24-2002, 10:10 PM

(In reference to Ralph Bakshi's version, where none of the characters could keep still)
Gandalf: The ring is evil, Frodo- whoops! *his staff flies out of his hand while making a wild hand gesture*

suicidal elf chick · 06-30-2002, 03:56 AM

Nyeep, you peeps are hilarious! And I would like some lembas, please! Here's my pitiful attempt to be funny like you guys:

(It's when Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are walking along, trying to get to Mordor)
Sam: I'm hungry, Mr. Frodo. Can I have a bit of lembas?
Frodo: Sure!
He opens his pack, finding that everything is gone and there is a note at the bottom.
Note: Ha! We has eaten all your stuff, masssster! And you had no idea who we are... Mua ha ha!
Love Gollum and Smeagol

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I realize how lame that was but oh well.

mystra · 07-02-2002, 02:57 PM

ok...... me and my friends laugh like crazy when celeborn is on in the movie cos he sounds welsh. so he and galadriel are welcoming the fellowship, etc:

celeborn: tell me where is gandalf, for i much desire to speak with him- oh drat, go away, sheep!!!! (as the sheep pop out from under his robes, etc.

the uruk-hai approaches Boromir, who suddenly has bunches, a tie, and a mini skirt on. "hit me baby one more time...."

ok...... so theyre not very good... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] i like them! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

pippin knocks the skeleton down the well in moria. gandalf says "fool of a took throw yourself in next time, etc..."

walks away, then suddenly races back to pippin and throws him in. rest of fellowship cheer.

not very good either...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Armadoin · 09-26-2002, 09:47 AM

I think this is more of a movie blooper, but it's all I could come up with.

Aragorn and Arwen are standing on the bridge in Rivendell kissing, when out pops Pippin with a rock in his hand. He throws it at Aragorns head, causing him to clench his teeth in pain; right on Arwens tongue. All the while, Pippin is laughing and screaming something about PDA.

Not too funny, but just dumb enough you have to laugh! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Armadoin ]

Isilya · 09-26-2002, 02:49 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! That's great!! PDA!!

09-26-2002, 05:25 PM

1. Gandalf makes fireworks for the little hobbit kids and "accidently" hits one.

2. Aragorn throws Pippin an apple and knocks him out

3. Sauramon goes to whack Gandalf with his staff and hits himelf in the head knockin himself out

Isilya · 09-26-2002, 05:52 PM

Welcome to the Downs, Hobbit_Honey!! What part of Canada are you from? I'm from Fredericton myself!

Nevtarmawen Greenleaf · 09-27-2002, 09:45 PM

ok here goes----- Aragorn slips and falls down the stairs at Rohan. When Eowyn runs to help him, she notices his sword has broken in the fall.She gives Aragorn his sword and he says,"Gosh, and I just had it fixed back!!!Now I'm gonna have to wait thousands of years just to get it reforged.Gosh!!!" "Oh, well then leave my town cause your not a king anymore!!" replies Eowyn.(i know kinda corny, but its sorta funny!).

Nevtarmawen Greenleaf · 09-27-2002, 10:58 PM

Ok, here goes:
Saruman:The Nine will find the ring and destroy whoever owns it
Gandalf:Frodo!!!(turns to the door to leave)
(Saruman slams the door shut)
(Gandalf turns to leave through the other door)
Gandalf:F***!!!!(As he turns, he realizes his beard is caught in the door)
Saruman:Hahahahaha!! I've got you now Skywalker......wait.....wrong movie!sorry! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Nevtarmawen Greenleaf · 09-27-2002, 11:19 PM

Eowyn: Will thou not let me go along with thee?
Aragorn:No, my lady, you belong here with your people.
Eowyn: I wish to go with thou Aragorn. I go with thou for the same reason your men do.
Aragorn: Oh really, and what would that reason be?
Eowyn:Your men, and especially I, love Legolas. Who wouldn't?
Aragorn:What?!?! I thought you loved me!!!!
Eowyn: Not unless overnight you grow long, golden hair, beautiful blue eyes, tall and.....
Aragorn: OK,OK!!!I get the picture. I guess I'm not good enough--
Legolas(out of nowhere): Eowyn, so you do love me?
Eowyn:Yes Legolas, I do!!
(they embrace each other)
Aragorn: OK, Legolas, your out of the Fellowship.
Legolas:What? You can't dis me! I'm the charming, handsome Elf!! You need me!You can't--
Aragorn:Just go, and take this skank with you.
(Legolas and Eowyn leave together)
Aragorn: Finally, the pretty boy is OUT!!!!
Yes!!! Now I get all the girls!!!Oh, ladies...... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

steve · 09-27-2002, 11:20 PM

After gollum fell into mt doom with the ring and the eagles picked up sam and frodo and are flying away and frodo slips off the eagle and falls back into mt doom

Nevtarmawen Greenleaf · 09-28-2002, 09:29 AM

Gandalf the White is talking to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli in Fangorn.
Gandalf: I now am White for-
(Gandalf falls down the steep hill and crashes to the ground)
Gandalf: Well, forget that, I'm grey (and sorta brown)again!Gosh, I have to go get dry cleaning again!!!Errr, darn you Saruman!!!
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Eglaladiel · 09-28-2002, 04:45 PM

LOL! you guys are funny! well here goes mine:

As Frodo, Sam and Smeagol are crawling in the tunnel of Shelob's lair.
Frodo- What IS that stench smeagol? How can you stand it?
Gullom- * turing his head slightly around* Excusssse us Nice Master...

(well I tried, Ill see if I can think up any more)

Armadoin · 10-01-2002, 01:50 PM

Gandalf: Next time, through yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!!

Pippin: Uh, okay. (shrugs shoulders) AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gandalf: Fool of a took; he thought I said THIS time, I can bet my life on it.

Not really that funny, but it makes fun of Pippin! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Fool-of-a-Took · 10-07-2002, 02:18 AM

Picture the scene...
As Frodo and Sam are sweapt up from the devistation of Mount Doom, Gwahir says to Frodo, "Why didn't you ask us a year ago and we would have flown you straight here and saved all that walking" Frodo replies "DOH!!"

Airerûthiel · 10-07-2002, 02:31 PM

gandalf says the line 'fool of a took!' etc, and then pippin (who is sitting on the edge of the pit thing - i can't remember what it really is) falls in!

05-12-2002, 10:16 AM	#42
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	I Moria, Gandalf looks at the balrog coming. "This foe is beyond any of your skills. Come to think of it, mine too. Run for your life! Every wizard for himself!! __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer

05-13-2002, 03:30 PM	#43
Lanniae of the Axe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Erebor, Middle earth :) Posts: 68	Haha! Good one, Daniel! __________________ Oh! Ooh! Join my yahoogroup: True to Tolkien!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/true2tolkien/

05-13-2002, 08:23 PM	#44
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Legolas Is fooling with his bow and accidntally shoots Gimli in the beard with a fire arrow. IN the next scene Gimli has no beard but a big black spot. __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-14-2002, 01:33 PM	#45
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Aragorn just about to get married to Arwen: Aragorn: I take thee Eowyn..uh I mean Rosie, no Arwen!.....I blew it... Arwen is seen leaving __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

05-14-2002, 01:52 PM	#46
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	At the Council of Elrond Elrond: As you know, there is a threat taking over the land (pauses) a threat to all the inhabitants of this land (another pause)and....it uh.....the Dark Lord wants to rule us....and, um.. Gandalf: Elrond, are you ok? Your not making any sense. We know these facts already. Elrond: HEY! Who is in charge here? This isn't the Council of Gandalf now is it? It's the Council of ELROND, and does your nametag say Elrond????!!!!! NO, so be quiet old man! Gandalf: Hey, I was just pointing something out, tha.. Elrond: NO! Don't point it out Mr.-I'm-the-cool-Wizard-with-the-pointy-hat-man! SHHHHSHHSHAAAAA!......ok, now as I was saying....There is a threat from Mordor...(looks around uneasily)..and the Dark Lord wishes to take us over and stuff. He wants his ring....but he ain't gettin it, got that!? Yeah....um, yeah ok. So we must... Aragorn: Destroy the ring, Elrond? Do we destroy the ring? Is that what your saying? Elrond: (gives Aragorn an evil look)..Well FINE Aragorn, you stinkin "King to your freakin throne or whatever"....yeah but that's it, ok destroy the ring... Gimli: Do you know anything about what this subject Elrond, I man come on already! Elrond: What was that Dwarf!? Excuze me Dwarf, what was that!!!! How DARE you speak to me of such manner, I'm the one who's talking ok. ME!!!......ok, so now we are discussing....something Legolas: You don't know what this is about do you Elrond? Elrond: uh....no. [ May 14, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

05-12-2002, 09:55 AM	#41
pippin_took0 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 82	Or: At the battle of Helm's deep, Legolas is busy shooting orcs, but he runs out of arrows. So he throws Gimli instead... and all the orcs run away screaming.

05-14-2002, 04:21 PM	#47
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	LOL, that's a good one. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

05-17-2002, 06:20 AM	#48
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	That is so bizarre, but I can see it happening [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-18-2002, 02:45 PM	#49
raci Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2002 Location: an anime world in my head Posts: 27	I just wanna say this page is the best! These r really good! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] mailto:lotr21@hotmail.comlotr21@hotmail.com</A> __________________ Eala Earendel engla beorhtast Ofer middangeard monnum sended

05-18-2002, 02:51 PM	#50
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	In loth-lorien, Legolas listen to the elves singing. "What are they singing, Legolas?" Merry asks. "It is a song to remind Mithrandir. Their name for Gandalf. No, what?" Legolas listens puzzled. "Oh my mistake, It is not about Gandalf. it is a song about ten bottles hanging on a wall." __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer

05-19-2002, 11:39 AM	#51
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	lol __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

05-19-2002, 11:44 AM	#52
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	hee hee, these are funny! __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

05-19-2002, 11:46 AM	#53
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	The bridge of Khazad-dum. The balrog draws Gandalf with him in the chasm, and the rest of the fellowship flees. Then the camera shifts to the bottom of the chasm, where the balrog and Gandalf are sitting, drinking tea. "Ah, Olorin, ol' buddy, how have you been? I'm glad you finally came and visited me here in Moria. The only other company is orcs, and I mean, how deep a conversation can you have with someone how only can grunt? By the way, how do you like my cave? I've had a few thousand years to think of the decorations, and I think I have made a pretty good job. Want some sugar?" __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer

05-21-2002, 09:53 AM	#54
raci Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2002 Location: an anime world in my head Posts: 27	Legolas: "Let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and leaf, or over snow - an Elf". - With this he leaps onto the biggest snowdrift, eager and willing expression on his face. CRUNCH!!! He falls straight through the surface while Merry and Pippin hop around singing "who ate all the lembas". Gandalf sez, "For the last time, I don't care how fashionable they are in Lothhlorien, NO DOC MARTENS!" It takes them two days to dig Legolas out. Its the best I could come up with now, OK! (mumble) I thought it was funny (mumble) mailto:lotr21@hotmail.comlotr21@hotmail.com</A> [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]null[/img] __________________ Eala Earendel engla beorhtast Ofer middangeard monnum sended

05-21-2002, 11:25 AM	#55
Eärendil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor (RtL: 1220 miles) Posts: 562	Lol raci! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Jag ska aldrig göra dig illa. Inte igen. Åtminstone inte mycket, åtminstone inte hårt. Kommer du ihåg? Då vi fortfarande kunde skratta, le på ett äkta vis. Jag tänker på det ibland. Det smärtar. För aldrig har du väl varit. Längre bort. Från mig.

05-21-2002, 02:02 PM	#56
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	That was really good! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

05-21-2002, 02:23 PM	#57
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	(think of the scene in the movie when the Wraiths are closing in on the Hobbits at Weathertop) The sky is dark. Lightning lights up the sky. Frightening music with the choir singing in the Orkish is heard in the background. The Nazgûl slowly surround the Hobbits in the tower, swords held forward. The frightened Hobbits draw their swords. The chief Wraith steps forward. With his piercing eyes on Frodo he reaches into the folds of his dark shroud and produces...a leather wallet. "Did you drop thissss?" he hisses at Frodo. "Why yes, thank you ever so much!" the Hobbit exclaims. Hastily he opens it and searches its contents. "Good, my I.D. is still there!" he says. "I haven't been able to get a good drink for months! Those idiots at the bar wouldn't believe that I'd come of age!" "Now, what would give them that idea?" Pippin asks sarcastically, rolling his eyes. __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

05-21-2002, 04:52 PM	#58
Elenya Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: See that mound of earth? No, no, the one to the left.....There you go Posts: 96	Weathertop: Wraiths are gliding towards the hobbits, dramatic music, front wraith trips over cloak, sets off a chain reaction with the others, camera zooms over to hobbits, rolling on the ground laughing!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Sam is running up the stairs in Moria (after Frodo has been captured), says the password, and enters. The Orcs are sitting in a pink room around a table having a tea party in poofy dresses. "Coffee or tea?" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "And at night, I cruise the streets of Gotham City in my Davemobile" -Dave Nelson

05-21-2002, 09:21 PM	#59
Legolas'sLover Guest Posts: n/a	Mines of Moria, Balin's Tomb Legolas is fighting off as many orcs as elfly possibly. Then, one breaks his bow. He is dumbfounded. Aragorn screams," Legolas, Here!" and throws him a sword (you know his has to have about 20 extra ones). Legolas catches it, but, always having relied on his archery ablities and never actually learning how to fight with a sword, Legolas quickly drops it to the ground. He then crawls into a corner and assumes a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth. Well, I thought it was funny!!!

05-22-2002, 11:19 AM	#60
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	Or maybe, Aragorn throws the sword so hard that Legolas is knocked to the ground! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-24-2002, 01:20 AM	#62
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	At Tom Bombadil's Frodo has just slipped on the ring and is trying to creep away. Tom: AHHH!! Where did Frodo go?! He just disappeared! Sam: What are you talking about? He's right there. points Me: shrugs __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

05-24-2002, 10:10 PM	#63
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	(In reference to Ralph Bakshi's version, where none of the characters could keep still) Gandalf: The ring is evil, Frodo- whoops! his staff flies out of his hand while making a wild hand gesture __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-30-2002, 03:56 AM	#64
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Nyeep, you peeps are hilarious! And I would like some lembas, please! Here's my pitiful attempt to be funny like you guys: (It's when Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are walking along, trying to get to Mordor) Sam: I'm hungry, Mr. Frodo. Can I have a bit of lembas? Frodo: Sure! He opens his pack, finding that everything is gone and there is a note at the bottom. Note: Ha! We has eaten all your stuff, masssster! And you had no idea who we are... Mua ha ha! Love Gollum and Smeagol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I realize how lame that was but oh well. __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

07-02-2002, 02:57 PM	#65
mystra Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cyber raga. nuff said. Posts: 88	ok...... me and my friends laugh like crazy when celeborn is on in the movie cos he sounds welsh. so he and galadriel are welcoming the fellowship, etc: celeborn: tell me where is gandalf, for i much desire to speak with him- oh drat, go away, sheep!!!! (as the sheep pop out from under his robes, etc. the uruk-hai approaches Boromir, who suddenly has bunches, a tie, and a mini skirt on. "hit me baby one more time...." ok...... so theyre not very good... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] i like them! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] pippin knocks the skeleton down the well in moria. gandalf says "fool of a took throw yourself in next time, etc..." walks away, then suddenly races back to pippin and throws him in. rest of fellowship cheer. not very good either...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "We each must choose our own path. mine had further to go." Cyber Raga. Nuff said.

09-26-2002, 09:47 AM	#66
Armadoin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, ME... Posts: 54	I think this is more of a movie blooper, but it's all I could come up with. Aragorn and Arwen are standing on the bridge in Rivendell kissing, when out pops Pippin with a rock in his hand. He throws it at Aragorns head, causing him to clench his teeth in pain; right on Arwens tongue. All the while, Pippin is laughing and screaming something about PDA. Not too funny, but just dumb enough you have to laugh! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Armadoin ] __________________ "I must not fear.Fear is the mind killer. fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

09-26-2002, 02:49 PM	#67
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	ROTFLMAO!!! That's great!! PDA!! __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-26-2002, 05:25 PM	#68
Hobbit_Honey Guest Posts: n/a	1. Gandalf makes fireworks for the little hobbit kids and "accidently" hits one. 2. Aragorn throws Pippin an apple and knocks him out 3. Sauramon goes to whack Gandalf with his staff and hits himelf in the head knockin himself out

09-26-2002, 05:52 PM	#69
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	Welcome to the Downs, Hobbit_Honey!! What part of Canada are you from? I'm from Fredericton myself! __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-27-2002, 09:45 PM	#70
Nevtarmawen Greenleaf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	ok here goes----- Aragorn slips and falls down the stairs at Rohan. When Eowyn runs to help him, she notices his sword has broken in the fall.She gives Aragorn his sword and he says,"Gosh, and I just had it fixed back!!!Now I'm gonna have to wait thousands of years just to get it reforged.Gosh!!!" "Oh, well then leave my town cause your not a king anymore!!" replies Eowyn.(i know kinda corny, but its sorta funny!). __________________ "They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead."

09-27-2002, 10:58 PM	#71
Nevtarmawen Greenleaf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	Ok, here goes: Saruman:The Nine will find the ring and destroy whoever owns it Gandalf:Frodo!!!(turns to the door to leave) (Saruman slams the door shut) (Gandalf turns to leave through the other door) Gandalf:F***!!!!(As he turns, he realizes his beard is caught in the door) Saruman:Hahahahaha!! I've got you now Skywalker......wait.....wrong movie!sorry! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead."

09-27-2002, 11:19 PM	#72
Nevtarmawen Greenleaf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	Eowyn: Will thou not let me go along with thee? Aragorn:No, my lady, you belong here with your people. Eowyn: I wish to go with thou Aragorn. I go with thou for the same reason your men do. Aragorn: Oh really, and what would that reason be? Eowyn:Your men, and especially I, love Legolas. Who wouldn't? Aragorn:What?!?! I thought you loved me!!!! Eowyn: Not unless overnight you grow long, golden hair, beautiful blue eyes, tall and..... Aragorn: OK,OK!!!I get the picture. I guess I'm not good enough-- Legolas(out of nowhere): Eowyn, so you do love me? Eowyn:Yes Legolas, I do!! (they embrace each other) Aragorn: OK, Legolas, your out of the Fellowship. Legolas:What? You can't dis me! I'm the charming, handsome Elf!! You need me!You can't-- Aragorn:Just go, and take this skank with you. (Legolas and Eowyn leave together) Aragorn: Finally, the pretty boy is OUT!!!! Yes!!! Now I get all the girls!!!Oh, ladies...... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead."

09-27-2002, 11:20 PM	#73
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	After gollum fell into mt doom with the ring and the eagles picked up sam and frodo and are flying away and frodo slips off the eagle and falls back into mt doom __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

09-28-2002, 09:29 AM	#74
Nevtarmawen Greenleaf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 33	Gandalf the White is talking to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli in Fangorn. Gandalf: I now am White for- (Gandalf falls down the steep hill and crashes to the ground) Gandalf: Well, forget that, I'm grey (and sorta brown)again!Gosh, I have to go get dry cleaning again!!!Errr, darn you Saruman!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead."

09-28-2002, 04:45 PM	#75
Eglaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Rivendell... Posts: 55	LOL! you guys are funny! well here goes mine: As Frodo, Sam and Smeagol are crawling in the tunnel of Shelob's lair. Frodo- What IS that stench smeagol? How can you stand it? Gullom- * turing his head slightly around* Excusssse us Nice Master... (well I tried, Ill see if I can think up any more) __________________ <3 -R.I.P. Padfoot (sniffle, sniffle)

10-01-2002, 01:50 PM	#76
Armadoin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, ME... Posts: 54	Gandalf: Next time, through yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!! Pippin: Uh, okay. (shrugs shoulders) AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gandalf: Fool of a took; he thought I said THIS time, I can bet my life on it. Not really that funny, but it makes fun of Pippin! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I must not fear.Fear is the mind killer. fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."