Do Balrogs have swings? - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 04-09-2007, 07:15 PM

Old Balrog is a-sneezing,
he also was a-retching,
set his house ablazing,
for his lack of aiming.

Brinniel · 04-09-2007, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legate

Do balrogs have earrings?
That would need a little correction of Brinniel's (otherwise wonderful) picture, though we'd first have to prove whether balrogs even have ears first.

Well, I cannot prove whether balrogs have ears (and if I tried we might be here forever), so we'll just have to make do with what we have.

Anyways, assuming that Balrog ears in fact do exist and pretending they are somewhere located below the horns, I made a correction to my photo just for you.

Also, jumping to The Might's idea of spring, I decided to give our Balrog a pretty little flower.

Oddwen · 04-10-2007, 07:57 AM

'Cuz you know they ain't got a thing, if they ain't got that swing. The one in Moria had a whip, so he must have had that swing.

narfforc · 04-15-2007, 05:09 AM

As Gandalf was a-thrusting,
and he was a-swinging
with his trusty Glamdring,
Balrog was a-dodging,
and the bridge it was a-cracking,
Balrog was a-falling,
note he was not flying,
although he was a-trying,
and he was a-failing,
for to be a-floating,
or to be a-gliding,
he needs to grow that wing thing.

the guy who be short · 04-15-2007, 06:28 AM

Do balrogs have Menzies? Do they control him with strings? Are fiery demons secretly puppeteering the entire Liberal Democrat party?

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-15-2007, 08:07 AM

Well, if Balrogs don't have swings, what about swongs?

(Monty Python fans, understand)

Elmo · 04-15-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Do balrogs have Menzies?

If they are all lily-livered liberals then balrogs must have flip-flopping.

narfforc · 04-15-2007, 02:49 PM

Or Dilly-Dallying

satansaloser2005 · 11-26-2007, 11:26 PM

This has me wondering. If a balrog went to Runza, would he order Frings? Or would he prefer to go somewhere else for some buffalo wings?

Elmo · 11-27-2007, 04:50 AM

whatever was his yearning...

Alonna · 11-27-2007, 07:53 AM

When balrogs visit their balrog friends, do they remember to ring the doorbell, or do they just barge in with no respect for the privacy of other balrogs?

satansaloser2005 · 11-28-2007, 04:50 AM

That depends on the balance of the balrog's ying. and it's yang of course

Do balrogs have texting? (caught a glimpse of my cell and couldn't resist)

04-09-2007, 07:15 PM	#41
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The poor old Balrog sickening Old Balrog is a-sneezing, he also was a-retching, set his house ablazing, for his lack of aiming. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-10-2007, 07:57 AM	#43
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Do Balrogs got that swing? 'Cuz you know they ain't got a thing, if they ain't got that swing. The one in Moria had a whip, so he must have had that swing. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-15-2007, 05:09 AM	#44
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	As Gandalf was a-thrusting, and he was a-swinging with his trusty Glamdring, Balrog was a-dodging, and the bridge it was a-cracking, Balrog was a-falling, note he was not flying, although he was a-trying, and he was a-failing, for to be a-floating, or to be a-gliding, he needs to grow that wing thing. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 04-15-2007 at 05:14 AM.

04-15-2007, 08:07 AM	#46
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Balrogs don't have swings... Well, if Balrogs don't have swings, what about swongs? (Monty Python fans, understand) __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-15-2007, 02:49 PM	#48
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Liberal Balrogs Or Dilly-Dallying __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-15-2007, 06:28 AM	#45
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Do balrogs have Menzies? Do they control him with strings? Are fiery demons secretly puppeteering the entire Liberal Democrat party?

11-26-2007, 11:26 PM	#49
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	This has me wondering. If a balrog went to Runza, would he order Frings? Or would he prefer to go somewhere else for some buffalo wings? __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

11-27-2007, 04:50 AM	#50
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	whatever was his yearning... __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

11-27-2007, 07:53 AM	#51
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Do balrogs ring? When balrogs visit their balrog friends, do they remember to ring the doorbell, or do they just barge in with no respect for the privacy of other balrogs?

11-28-2007, 04:50 AM	#52
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	That depends on the balance of the balrog's ying. and it's yang of course Do balrogs have texting? (caught a glimpse of my cell and couldn't resist) __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

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