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12-04-2008, 10:09 PM
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Bwah-hem.
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12-05-2008, 11:45 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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12-05-2008, 12:08 PM
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Alive without breath
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Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more.
Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected! Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected! Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication...
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12-05-2008, 12:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?
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12-05-2008, 01:19 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Gandalf: Hey, want to see MY Shadowfax? Victim: That... That doesn't make any sense!  Gandalf: Um... I'll be right back.
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12-05-2008, 01:24 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Hmmm.
I shall step in and urge caution and restraint. Family friendly site.
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12-05-2008, 02:05 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
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Witch King of Angmar:
I like to scream! Right between the sound machines. On a cloud of sound I drift in the night...
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12-08-2008, 11:13 AM
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Flame Imperishable
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Anything said by Saruman.
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Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place
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12-08-2008, 08:32 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
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This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!
"I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..." That was bad. 
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12-09-2008, 01:06 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"
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12-23-2008, 12:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*
(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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12-23-2008, 12:23 PM
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Alive without breath
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Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!!
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12-23-2008, 03:19 PM
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Cryptic Aura
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Thorondor: Going my way?
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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12-23-2008, 08:52 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
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Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around.
Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?" Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery."
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12-23-2008, 09:11 PM
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Shade with a Blade
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Stories and songs. |
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12-23-2008, 09:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too
charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her Samie, she could say to Gollum: "Anytime you want to go out on a date with me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?"
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12-23-2008, 10:54 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P
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02-04-2009, 03:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =)
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Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils I cannot believe I just typed that. But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*And for one along the lines of what I usually get: Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief. 
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Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon. |
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02-24-2009, 04:55 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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Random Titles can't flirt worth a darn
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
meddle in mine instead!" Gildor
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06-08-2009, 09:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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06-16-2009, 10:08 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star!
Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby. Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you! Elladan:He-LLO! *points to self*
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05-22-2010, 06:44 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show.
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05-25-2010, 03:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2008
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This actually happened
Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:
'Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!' Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well! 
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01-07-2013, 05:15 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Sorry
Théodred: "Hey pretty lady! Wanna come home with me and stay in my box?"
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01-07-2013, 05:32 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know."
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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01-07-2013, 09:17 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt.
Works every time.
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01-08-2013, 07:18 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know.
Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag. Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you. Thorin: AZOG. (Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart. Athelas: Aloe you. Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire. Mothrandir: *flutters antennae*
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01-12-2013, 10:58 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket?
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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01-13-2013, 12:37 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!"
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01-13-2013, 05:06 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot."
"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot." "Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot."
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02-13-2013, 08:07 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin?
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