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Gurthang · 09-23-2005, 03:27 PM

Sauron does his best impression of Galadriel when she gets too excited. (ie. Mirror of Galadriel from movie.)

OR

This is Sauron's twin. Sauron's the bad one, in case you didn't know.

OR

Sauron has some major buck teeth.

OR

Sauron: "Oh, look, a lever! I wonder what it does?" *pulls lever* *gets electrocuted*

OR

101 Ways To Defeat a Dark Lord
#37- attach him to an arc welder.

Kath · 09-23-2005, 03:47 PM

Voiceover: Taking over Middle Earth. Just one more thing you can't do whilst being electrocuted.

Ainaserkewen · 09-23-2005, 04:15 PM

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

THE Ka · 09-23-2005, 04:47 PM

It was a well known, but amazingly well kept secret that sauron was known to taking to life-like mall christmas decor to boost holiday season support...

~ Aesthete

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 05:45 PM

Frodo: *sigh* He ate the phial...again

The Only Real Estel · 09-23-2005, 05:53 PM

Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him.
(that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...)

Bêthberry · 09-23-2005, 06:58 PM

Are those feline or canine facial features?

arcticstorm · 09-23-2005, 06:59 PM

Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

Witch_Queen · 09-23-2005, 11:29 PM

(Pippin with a pale of water)

Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. *throws water on Sauron*

Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!!
(little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead)
Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop.

Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick?

----------OR----------------

Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing.

Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.......

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 12:46 AM

Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed.

OR

Sauron the black, uncloaked.

Morsul the Dark · 09-24-2005, 09:21 AM

I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...)

Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron
Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio
S:But Im better
B: Do you have TP?
S:.....uh....no
B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo

or(another less random one)

Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 09:28 AM

After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse

CaptainofDespair · 09-24-2005, 09:43 AM

Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs?

---------
Later
---------

Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy effects thing without the need for expensive visuals! *weeps*
Elrond: It's okay...you'll get other jobs...
Sauron: Easy for you to say, Agent Elrond....*muttering* jerk...

Beanamir of Gondor · 09-24-2005, 11:48 AM

Emperor Palpatine: If you will not turn, then you will be destroyed!
Frodo: Noooooooooo!!! *incoherent gargling* Help me Sauron, please!
Darth Sauron: *hesitates, grabs Palpatine*
ZZZZZZAAAPPPPPP!!!!!

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 11:55 AM

going off of arcticstorm:

Frodo: But you're evil.

Sauron: I know that!! I mean at the turn of the tide for my victory!!! Can't you all get that through your heads!?!?!? What? Did you think I'd turn into Gandalf and help defeat myself!?!? Sheez!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 11:59 AM

So this is why you should never smoke, kids.

malkatoj · 09-24-2005, 02:03 PM

"Curse you and your Mirror Shield!"

(Anyone who gets this is my new best friend.)

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 02:05 PM

As one of the most powerful of the Maiar, Sauron's hickups were much more lethal!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 02:21 PM

And from the bowels of Sauron bursts forth a new picture!

Ring wraiths: RUN AWAY! Fury bunny rabbit!

OR

R-Ws: Run Away! Gandalf the Grey! Uncloaked!

Or yet!

The Ring wraiths were not happy with the service at Burger King!

Or further,

Witch King: Who put jam on my seat?

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 02:27 PM

Witch-King: We found our way to Rivendell!! Yes!!

Ring Wraiths: Hurray for MapQuest!!!!

*meanwhil in Rivendell*

Arwen: Father!! The Black Riders crossed the Fords!!!

Aragorn: I knew I should have gone instead of her!!

Gandalf: That surprised me so much, I think I'm going to uncloak!!

Elrond: I hate MapQuest!!!

Legolas: Hey!! Look!! Aragron's here!! And the Black Riders are coming!! And Gandalf's uncloaking!!! And Elrond hates MapQuest!!!

Everyone:

malkatoj · 09-24-2005, 02:48 PM

Invisible minstrels:

Bravely the bold Ringwraiths
Rode forth from Mordor...
They were not afraid to die,
O the brave Ringwraiths
They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 03:36 PM

Witch King: Attack! Attack! Oh! Wait! Catastrophe!

Khamûl: What is it?

Witch King: I left the iron on! We'll have to turn back!

Or

W-k *to Eowyn*:Come not between the Nazgul and his pray! Hay! Come back here I'm not finished!

The Only Real Estel · 09-24-2005, 03:36 PM

Contrary to popular belief, the Wraith's steeds could run on water.

Kath · 09-24-2005, 04:31 PM

The polo game wasn't going too well.

Boromir88 · 09-24-2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Invisible minstrels:

Bravely the bold Ringwraiths
Rode forth from Mordor...
They were not afraid to die,
O the brave Ringwraiths
They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways...

Not invisible minstrels...but Ringwraith Minstrels...

Ringwraith Minstrels: Brave Sir Witch-king ran away...
Witch-king: No!
R M: bravely ran away away...
W-K: I didn't!
R M: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
W-K: Shutup!
R M: Yes, brave Sir Witch-King turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.

Or...

The Ringwraiths enjoy a game of Ding-dong Doorbell ditch.

Alcarillo · 09-24-2005, 07:53 PM

Seven Ringwraiths in Back: Kill the imposters!

Two Ringwraiths in Front: I knew we should've gotten black horses.

The Elf-warrior · 09-24-2005, 10:09 PM

Sauron pic:

Sauron: "I am Melkor returned, worship me and you will have plenty of man-flesh to eat! No more crow!"

Nazgul pic:

The Nazgul were late for their flight to Bohemian Grove.

Gurthang · 09-25-2005, 12:28 AM

Ring-wraiths: "Weren't we riding Black Horses?!"

OR

The wraiths enjoy a stress relieving game of polo.

OR

The Ring-wraiths in front just can't help but look back at their super-cool flowing cloaks.

OR

It's the newest craze in the sporting world! Synchronized Water Horse-Racing! Only on ESPN 8, the Ocho!

mormegil · 09-25-2005, 12:28 AM

Clearance sales at the Gap of Rohan always brought the undesirables of society.

Holbytlass · 09-25-2005, 06:06 AM

Witch King: Tch! I knew I should've asked what the others were wearing to the halloween party!

Estelyn Telcontar · 09-25-2005, 06:23 AM

Witch-King: Couldn't they have cancelled the polo game when they knew the hurricane was coming??

Boromir88 · 09-25-2005, 09:10 AM

Ringwraiths: Ahh, the next Picture...Gandalf! He's going to uncloak...

Gandalf: Now, you are going to give the Ring to Frodo?

Bilbo: Yes of course (thinks)...he, he, the fake one.

CaptainofDespair · 09-25-2005, 09:17 AM

Bilbo: *between teeth* Can I please stop smiling now? It's starting to hurt.
Gandalf: Not until you learn what it'd be like if your face was stuck like that. This will teach you not to play tricks using that Ring of yours.
Bilbo: But, it hurts...
Gandalf: Don't make me uncloak...

Glirdan · 09-25-2005, 09:18 AM

Gandalf: So then I uncloaked and the Balrog got scared and he fell!!!!

Bilbo: That's hil... you WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

Kath · 09-25-2005, 09:31 AM

Gandalf: It's your own fault Bilbo, I tried to warn you. I said you'd be stuck like that if the wind changed and look what happened!

HerenIstarion · 09-25-2005, 09:56 AM

Narrator's voice: Bilbo drank too much ale and almost spilled the beans about the Ring to his guests. Fortunately, Gandalf was quick on the uptake to warn him. Once again, the day was saved by the wise wizard, only drawback being, Gandalf was drunk himself and missed, kicking Bilbo in his privates instead of merely treading on his foot...

Bilbo: Ouch....
Gandalf: What? Ah...um...yes.. Alas! It was this accursed boot that gave the pain. Few now have the skill in healing to match such evil weapons, you must go to Rivendell, for only Elrond can heal you!
Bilbo: m-mm-mm-m...
Gandalf: No 'm-m' ing required, you must go at once!

Narrator's voice: And that's how Gandalf the Wise helped to rekindle Bilbo's passion for traveling and helped the Ring into Frodo's keeping! This is also the reason why Bilbo remained bachelor to the end of his days, for even Elrond's skill was not match enough, as Bilbo's somewhat damaged walking ability took him more than an year to reach Rivendell and it was too late... ahem, you know how it hurts when...ahem, but I'm straying... And they lived happily ever after, they did, yes!

Boromir88 · 09-25-2005, 12:02 PM

The trickster Hobbit had poured Ex-lax in Gandalf's tea...

Gandalf: Mmmm, good tea.

Bilbo: Yes, drink up.

mormegil · 09-25-2005, 12:34 PM

Gandalf: Okay then after the party we'll act like you have left, then I'll give Frodo your "special ring". Later I'll become convinced it's the one ring and send him on some wild goose chase to destroy the ring.

Bilbo: Do you think he'll believe it's the one ring?

Gandalf: Of course he will, he believes anything I say.

Pallando · 09-25-2005, 01:40 PM

Little did Gandalf the Grey know that Bilbo Baggins set his staff aflame...

Morsul the Dark · 09-25-2005, 02:05 PM

Bilbo:So then I says.....
Gandalf(speaking):Really? fascinating
Gandalf(thinking):So I was able to send this guy off and no one cared I wonder if anyone would noticed if he was gone forever.....eru! does he ever stop talking?
Bilbo(continuing):Then I was totally p-oed and I says.........
Gandalf(scratching into table):Redrumredrumredrum

09-23-2005, 03:27 PM	#7521
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sauron does his best impression of Galadriel when she gets too excited. (ie. Mirror of Galadriel from movie.) OR This is Sauron's twin. Sauron's the bad one, in case you didn't know. OR Sauron has some major buck teeth. OR Sauron: "Oh, look, a lever! I wonder what it does?" pulls lever gets electrocuted OR *101 Ways To Defeat a Dark Lord* #37- attach him to an arc welder. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-23-2005, 03:47 PM	#7522
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Voiceover: Taking over Middle Earth. Just one more thing you can't do whilst being electrocuted. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-23-2005, 04:15 PM	#7523
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	The Maitre D'... "And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint." __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

09-23-2005, 04:47 PM	#7524
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	It was a well known, but amazingly well kept secret that sauron was known to taking to life-like mall christmas decor to boost holiday season support... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-23-2005, 05:45 PM	#7525
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Frodo: sigh He ate the phial...again __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 05:53 PM	#7526
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him. (that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...)

09-23-2005, 06:58 PM	#7527
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Are those feline or canine facial features? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-23-2005, 06:59 PM	#7528
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

09-23-2005, 11:29 PM	#7529
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	(Pippin with a pale of water) Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. throws water on Sauron Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!! (little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead) Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop. Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick? ----------OR---------------- Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing. Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony....... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

09-24-2005, 12:46 AM	#7530
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed. OR Sauron the black, uncloaked. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 09:21 AM	#7531
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...) Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio S:But Im better B: Do you have TP? S:.....uh....no B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo or(another less random one) Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-24-2005, 09:28 AM	#7532
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 09:43 AM	#7533
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs? --------- Later --------- Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy effects thing without the need for expensive visuals! weeps Elrond: It's okay...you'll get other jobs... Sauron: Easy for you to say, Agent Elrond....muttering jerk...

09-24-2005, 11:48 AM	#7534
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Emperor Palpatine: If you will not turn, then you will be destroyed! Frodo: Noooooooooo!!! incoherent gargling Help me Sauron, please! Darth Sauron: hesitates, grabs Palpatine ZZZZZZAAAPPPPPP!!!!! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

09-24-2005, 11:55 AM	#7535
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	going off of arcticstorm: Frodo: But you're evil. Sauron: I know that!! I mean at the turn of the tide for my victory!!! Can't you all get that through your heads!?!?!? What? Did you think I'd turn into Gandalf and help defeat myself!?!? Sheez!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-24-2005, 11:59 AM	#7536
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	So this is why you should never smoke, kids. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 02:03 PM	#7537
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Excuse the gamer-nerdiness... "Curse you and your Mirror Shield!" (Anyone who gets this is my new best friend.)

09-24-2005, 02:05 PM	#7538
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	As one of the most powerful of the Maiar, Sauron's hickups were much more lethal! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 02:21 PM	#7539
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	And from the bowels of Sauron bursts forth a new picture! Ring wraiths: RUN AWAY! Fury bunny rabbit! OR R-Ws: Run Away! Gandalf the Grey! Uncloaked! Or yet! The Ring wraiths were not happy with the service at Burger King! Or further, Witch King: Who put jam on my seat? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 02:27 PM	#7540
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Here's a twist Witch-King: We found our way to Rivendell!! Yes!! Ring Wraiths: Hurray for MapQuest!!!! meanwhil in Rivendell Arwen: Father!! The Black Riders crossed the Fords!!! Aragorn: I knew I should have gone instead of her!! Gandalf: That surprised me so much, I think I'm going to uncloak!! Elrond: I hate MapQuest!!! Legolas: Hey!! Look!! Aragron's here!! And the Black Riders are coming!! And Gandalf's uncloaking!!! And Elrond hates MapQuest!!! Everyone: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 09-24-2005 at 03:07 PM.

09-24-2005, 02:48 PM	#7541
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Invisible minstrels: Bravely the bold Ringwraiths Rode forth from Mordor... They were not afraid to die, O the brave Ringwraiths They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways...

09-24-2005, 03:36 PM	#7542
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Witch King: Attack! Attack! Oh! Wait! Catastrophe! Khamûl: What is it? Witch King: I left the iron on! We'll have to turn back! Or W-k to Eowyn:Come not between the Nazgul and his pray! Hay! Come back here I'm not finished! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-24-2005 at 03:39 PM.

09-24-2005, 03:36 PM	#7543
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Contrary to popular belief, the Wraith's steeds could run on water.

09-24-2005, 04:31 PM	#7544
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The polo game wasn't going too well. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-24-2005, 07:53 PM	#7546
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Seven Ringwraiths in Back: Kill the imposters! Two Ringwraiths in Front: I knew we should've gotten black horses.

09-24-2005, 10:09 PM	#7547
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sauron pic: Sauron: "I am Melkor returned, worship me and you will have plenty of man-flesh to eat! No more crow!" Nazgul pic: The Nazgul were late for their flight to Bohemian Grove. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-25-2005, 12:28 AM	#7548
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Ring-wraiths: "Weren't we riding Black Horses?!" OR The wraiths enjoy a stress relieving game of polo. OR The Ring-wraiths in front just can't help but look back at their super-cool flowing cloaks. OR It's the newest craze in the sporting world! Synchronized Water Horse-Racing! Only on ESPN 8, the Ocho! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-25-2005, 12:28 AM	#7549
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Clearance sales at the Gap of Rohan always brought the undesirables of society. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-25-2005, 06:06 AM	#7550
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Witch King: Tch! I knew I should've asked what the others were wearing to the halloween party! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

09-25-2005, 06:23 AM	#7551
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Witch-King: Couldn't they have cancelled the polo game when they knew the hurricane was coming?? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

09-25-2005, 09:10 AM	#7552
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Ringwraiths: Ahh, the next Picture...Gandalf! He's going to uncloak... Gandalf: Now, you are going to give the Ring to Frodo? Bilbo: Yes of course (thinks)...he, he, the fake one. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-25-2005, 09:17 AM	#7553
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Bilbo: between teeth Can I please stop smiling now? It's starting to hurt. Gandalf: Not until you learn what it'd be like if your face was stuck like that. This will teach you not to play tricks using that Ring of yours. Bilbo: But, it hurts... Gandalf: Don't make me uncloak...

09-25-2005, 09:18 AM	#7554
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: So then I uncloaked and the Balrog got scared and he fell!!!! Bilbo: That's hil... you WHAT!?!?!?!?!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-25-2005, 09:31 AM	#7555
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: It's your own fault Bilbo, I tried to warn you. I said you'd be stuck like that if the wind changed and look what happened! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-25-2005, 09:56 AM	#7556
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Narrator's voice: Bilbo drank too much ale and almost spilled the beans about the Ring to his guests. Fortunately, Gandalf was quick on the uptake to warn him. Once again, the day was saved by the wise wizard, only drawback being, Gandalf was drunk himself and missed, kicking Bilbo in his privates instead of merely treading on his foot... Bilbo: Ouch.... Gandalf: What? Ah...um...yes.. Alas! It was this accursed boot that gave the pain. Few now have the skill in healing to match such evil weapons, you must go to Rivendell, for only Elrond can heal you! Bilbo: m-mm-mm-m... Gandalf: No 'm-m' ing required, you must go at once! Narrator's voice: And that's how Gandalf the Wise helped to rekindle Bilbo's passion for traveling and helped the Ring into Frodo's keeping! This is also the reason why Bilbo remained bachelor to the end of his days, for even Elrond's skill was not match enough, as Bilbo's somewhat damaged walking ability took him more than an year to reach Rivendell and it was too late... ahem, you know how it hurts when...ahem, but I'm straying... And they lived happily ever after, they did, yes! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!