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08-25-2005, 05:46 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Wormtongue returns from his covert mission to Sammath Naur
Grima: The Ring fell into the fires of Mount Doom with some wretched creature, Master. But I thought that you might find this useful.
Saruman: *burying his face in his hands* Good grief!
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08-25-2005, 06:07 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Grima de Vries?
Brad Dourif was in a foul mood after having to run from the set of Dune to the set of LotR, and when PJ mentioned that all his Mentat makeup hadn't washed off, Brad told him to do something extremely rude.
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08-25-2005, 06:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Grima tries to gain more benefits...
Grima: Hah! Look I have managed to have an on-site job afiliated injury! Now where's my medical! Don't make me call the union!
Saruman: Looks up from a newspaper... Grima, your under slave-bond remember? Besides, that palantir is heat-resistant... ~ Aesthete
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08-25-2005, 08:15 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Biting body parts.
Gríma: Master, master, I bit my tongue! Somebody remembers me!
Saruman: Of course you'll bite your tongue! It's in your mouth. Now, for instance, if you accidentally bit your elbow, I'd say we might be on to something.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-25-2005, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Somebody stop me before I poke myself in the eyeeeeEEEEEE!!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-25-2005, 09:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Grima: "Eowyn, my finger would look better with a wedding ring, whoo, ha, ha, ha!"
*Eowyn wakes up screaming.*
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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08-25-2005, 09:57 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Oh, brother . . .
Gríma: I want finger puppets!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-26-2005, 02:45 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Grima: That Balrog gave me a splinter! And he burned my back! And I think I'm traumatised for life!
Saruman: Did it have wings? Grima: I didn’t see, I was too busy trying not to die! Saruman: Well go back out there and find out!
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08-26-2005, 05:26 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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"This little piggy went to market..."
Or... "Saaaaaaaaruman! I need a bandaid, I got a booboo!" Or... "I think I need surgery, my finger keeps falling off!"
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08-26-2005, 07:59 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Who's boss?
Grima: * Points finger at Saruman* Sit down and eat your cookie!
Saruman: Who's working for who?
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-26-2005, 09:07 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Grima: Look up there! It’s a new pic!
 The Pain Eomer experienced from sitting on his horse too fast was nothing compared to the guy who had his hand eaten by the horse. OR Eomer kind of over reacted to Gandalf the grey uncloaked
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08-26-2005, 09:13 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Eomer shows his kingly potential
Eomer: DON''T touch my horse, you miserable peasant!
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08-26-2005, 09:24 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Eomer: Eorlingas! We have one second to ride as fast we can before Grima turns around to find us! Are you with me!?!?!?
Eomer's flag bearer: Yes si...... Since when are we playing hide and seek!?!? Guy sticking out his hand: Cool! Im in a movie! Eomer: Since Bilbo's birthday you doornob!! Guy sticking out his hand: Nice horsey, nice hors.... OWWW!!! HE BIT MY HAND OFF! WHY YOU!!!!!!! Glirdy Ps. Sorry for the randomness.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-26-2005, 10:53 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Karl Urban: Oy! PJ! Get this idiot out of my shot!
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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08-26-2005, 11:00 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Eomer realises too late that Eowyn put her sidesaddle on Firefoot for a joke... again.......
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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08-26-2005, 11:06 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Random Rohirum: Sir, there is a huge hole in your armour around your backside.
Eomer: DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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08-26-2005, 11:27 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Éomer's patented melodramatic semi-colon gags
"Watch out kid! There's no muzzle on this horse; and he's hungry!"
or "We're fighting a battle in a minute; where's my helmet!" or "Where's that Grimbold?; he stole my wallet!" or "Get me another spear; mine's been eaten by termites!" or "Wait! Don't start fighting yet; there's a girl totally checking me out over yonder!"
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08-26-2005, 11:46 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
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The guy riding behind Eomer: "I think I'll let him pull a little further ahead."
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
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08-26-2005, 12:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Growing off this wonderful idea...
Quote:
The 25th annual Most Pretty of Rohan Awards were a wonderful, but rather stressfull event for everyone, since parking was tight and of course they all brought only their best horses... Eomer: Hey! Watch the Cadillac! Don't part it next to that Honda either! ~ Aesthete
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08-26-2005, 12:56 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Eomer's battle speech
Eomer: ARGHHHHHH!!!!
Eomer's battle speech wasn't as moving as Theoden's therefore it was wisely editted from the final screen version.
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08-26-2005, 01:49 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Even when going into battle Eomer was prone to Diva moments. "What the hell have you done, you fool of a groom? I wanted the Gucci saddlery today, not the Dior! I'm going to look so last season now!"
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Gordon's alive!
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08-26-2005, 01:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Eomer: Right! We are riding into battle. Any questions?
Guy with horse: Well, I was just wondering- Eomer: Don't answer back! Guy: What? I didn't. Eomer: Don't contradict me! Guy: I didn't. Eomer: You just did! Right! If one more of you speaks, then you all get it in the neck. Is that clear? ... ... ... I said, is that clear? Rohirum: yes sir. Eomer: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU!
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08-26-2005, 03:11 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Karl: "When the day is dawning
On a mirky Gondor morning How I long to be there With the orcs who are waiting for me there Every lonely city where I hang my hat Ain't as half as pretty as where those Orcs are at Is this the way to Minas Tirith?......." PJ: "Cut! Contrary to what you think, Mr Urban, this isn't the Tony Christie musical tribute version of Lord of the Rings!"
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Gordon's alive!
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08-26-2005, 07:48 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Nobody liked attending the ride-thru of the Burger King when Eomer ordered there.
"I tell you, I didn't get a toy with my Merry Meal! They are magical toys from Dale and I want the whole set! AND I WANTED A MILKSHAKE!" Or... You! Yes, you! My horse wants to speak to you! Or... Everyone shut up! I have a headache! Or... Bourne! You can disguise yourself in those Orcen garments, but I'll find you anywhere! Or... (not funny) Death, Death, Death! Or... I won't go quietly to the gallows, I tell you! I'M GIFTED! Or... Eomer yodels merrily as the nice doctors in the shiny armor take him away. Or... Eomer's proposed new anthems for the people of Rohan did not go down well with the people themselves. "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener..." "Aaaaaaeeeaaaaaai, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuu!" "Who let the horses out? *snort, snort snort*" "Weeeee are the champions, my friends..." Or... Eomer gets in a shouting match with an Orc. "Balrogs do so have wings!" Or... (From his vantage point he watches the battle...) NO! Tell that soldier that they're not supposed to attack the triple-thick hides of the Oliphaunts! Go for the eyes, you fool!! Or... "Oddwen! Stop making up captions and let someone else have a turn!"
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08-26-2005, 07:51 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Eomer: I'm Arthur! King of the Britons!
Soldier: king of the who? Eomer: the britons! Soldier: who are the britons? Eomer: we all are Soldier: i never knew that
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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08-26-2005, 08:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Eomer: "Can we fight?"
Rohirrim: "Yes." Eomer: "Louder! Can we fight?" Rohirrim: "YES!! NOW SHUT UP AND FIGHT!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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08-27-2005, 08:29 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Eomer: DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH!!!!
Guy holding horse: My lord, that's not until a few scenes later. Or.... Guy holding horse: Sir, I'm right next to you. You don't need to raise your voice. Eomer: Raising my voice...No...THIS IS RAISING MY VOICE!!!! Or, for anyone who's seen the Austin Powers movies.... Eomer: Sorry, sometimes I have trouble controlling the VOLUME OF MY voice. Or.... Eomer: AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!SCREAAAAAACH!!!! Peter Jackson: For the last time, you can't be one of the Nazgul, you'll get the role I assigned to you. Or... Eomer: SPIIIIIDDDDERRRRR!!!!
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Fenris Penguin
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08-27-2005, 09:04 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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The Grima pic...
G: I am making a point here!
Or... G: You have a point there... Or... G: Do you mind? I'm trying to make a point! Or... Grima: I like that picture above! Saruman: Your point being...? Hahaha...yeah. Insomnia is a wonderful thing.
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08-27-2005, 09:18 AM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
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Eomer prepares his jaw for his dentist appointement later that day.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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08-27-2005, 12:20 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Eomer: "No I will not stop to sign your three month old baby!"
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08-27-2005, 01:40 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden: Riders of Rohan! This is our hour to shine! We will shake the ground and-
Eomer: RRROOOAAARRRRR!!! Théoden: err... Eomer, why don't you just go and sit in the corner.
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08-27-2005, 01:52 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Eomer has a hissy fit - "I am about 20 minutes from being king so why have I got the smallest horse?"
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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08-27-2005, 02:18 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Eomer: "When I want you to lance my boils, I will tell you so."
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08-27-2005, 02:23 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Eomer: I SAID I WANTED MOCCA!!!!! NOT VANILLA!!!!!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-27-2005, 02:42 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Eomer: "My yells do to carry farther than Faramir's! Look, I'll prove it to you..."
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08-27-2005, 04:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Medieval Road Rage
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08-27-2005, 05:54 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,508
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Eomer broke a nail.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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08-27-2005, 07:03 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Boredom makes me strange...
Playing off of Holbytlass...
Medieaval Horsejacking. |
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08-27-2005, 07:15 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Eomer: I said I wanted bacon with my eggs, not ham!!! First the caffine, now my breakfast. Why can't you people get it right!?!?!
PJ: That wasn't in the script!!!! or Eomer: Help!!! He's after me!!! Solider : Stop him!! He stoll my wallet!! Solider on horse: Here sire!! Pass it to me!!! Eomer: HA! Now we can play monkey in the middle!!! Solider: Hey *jumps* that's *jumps* not *jumps* fair!! *jumps* *THUD* OWWW!!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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