Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 17 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nimrodel_9 · 06-27-2005, 03:15 PM

Fortunately the Ring did not claim the arm and began to roll away.

Kath · 06-27-2005, 03:19 PM

Unfortunately the Ring rolled down Mount Doom into a forest that had just appeared.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-27-2005, 03:21 PM

Fortunately, it was Fangorn and an Ent picked it up.

Kath · 06-27-2005, 03:24 PM

Unfortunately, due to the Ring's xylophobia (fear of forests) it became so scared that it sprouted little legs and ran away as fast as possible.

Gil-Galad · 06-28-2005, 11:04 AM

Fortunately it had no eyes so it ran right into Mt.Doom, and no one did anything cause thats what they wre trying to do was throw the ring into Mount Doom

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2005, 11:17 AM

Unfortunately, at that moment, the Orcs fixed Mount Doom's engine and it rolled off towards the sunset, leaving the ring near to some Orcs!

Gil-Galad · 06-28-2005, 11:18 AM

Fortunately the Orcs were terrible mechanics so Mt.Doom started swerving out-of-control, ran over all the orcs and stopped right in front of the ring

Nimrodel_9 · 06-28-2005, 12:02 PM

Unfortunately for the Ring, it still did not have eyes and began rolling toward Mount Doom again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2005, 12:08 PM

Fortunately, this was good for the rest of Middle Earth.

Kath · 06-28-2005, 02:09 PM

Unfortunately the rest of Middle-Earth did not realise this so they destroyed Mount Doom!

The Elf-warrior · 06-28-2005, 02:49 PM

Fortunately the Ring rolled into the lava below where Mt. Doom was and thus was the Ring destroyed.

Meneltarmacil · 06-28-2005, 05:33 PM

Unfortunately, it was not the real One Ring to Rule Them All, but something that had been pulled out of a Cracker Jack box. So that didn't help.

Gil-Galad · 06-28-2005, 06:09 PM

Fortunately thats how Sauron gained his ring, so Power was still destroyed and life continued on...till Frodo found out he had Diabetes and Sam begins his Oliphaunt/Balrog hunt...a BalPhaunt...or an Olirog...the name is still working out

Meneltarmacil · 06-28-2005, 06:39 PM

Unfortunately, one of the Oliphrogs stepped on Sam.

The Elf-warrior · 06-30-2005, 06:19 PM

Fortunately the Oliphrog was not very heavy because it was filled with burning hydrogen.

Gil-Galad · 06-30-2005, 08:04 PM

Unfortunately the Oliphrog becan to have a little mishap...

Meneltarmacil · 06-30-2005, 08:45 PM

Fortunately, it was hosed down before it could catch fire and explode.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-01-2005, 02:01 AM

Unfortunately, A dragon came!

Kath · 07-01-2005, 06:41 AM

Fortunately it was as confused as everyone else about its sudden and unexplained appearance and quickly flew away again.

Meneltarmacil · 07-01-2005, 08:13 AM

Unfortunately, dragons inevitably get really angry and attempt to burn everything in sight to a crisp when they are confused.

Gil-Galad · 07-01-2005, 09:18 AM

Fortunately the Dragon was a baby dragon, so only singed the hair

Kath · 07-01-2005, 11:32 AM

Unfortunately mummy dragon had come looking for baby dragon and she burnt everything to a crisp.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-01-2005, 11:37 AM

Fortunately, Frodo, the Hobbits and Gandalf were safe in a little cave.

Meneltarmacil · 07-01-2005, 12:03 PM

Unfortunately, it was full of giant hungry vampire bats.

Larien Telemnar · 07-01-2005, 05:32 PM

Fortunately, there was an earthquake that jarred the bats loose and shook them into the chasm that open below, consuming all of the bats and saving our heros.

Gil-Galad · 07-01-2005, 07:03 PM

Unfortuantely the chasm let loose more Oliphrogs

Larien Telemnar · 07-01-2005, 09:00 PM

Fortunately, another tremor shut the chasm before they Oliphrogs could get out.

Kath · 07-02-2005, 08:01 AM

Unfortunately Frodo was halfway into the chasm when it closed and so he was now trapped with his torso in the cave and his legs in the chasm!

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 09:06 AM

Fortunately, he activated his personal teleportation device.

Gil-Galad · 07-02-2005, 09:57 AM

Unfortunately he ended up stuck in traffic...

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 10:20 AM

Fortunately, the traffic was only made up of ants.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-02-2005, 11:19 AM

Unfortunately, the ant were being eaten by the giant Spiders from mars!

Gil-Galad · 07-02-2005, 12:28 PM

Fortunately this affected Frodo in know absolute way so he tried to use is Personal Transporter Device again...

Larien Telemnar · 07-02-2005, 01:02 PM

Unfortunately the battery was dead.

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 02:25 PM

Fortunately, he hitched a ride on a passing bus.

The Elf-warrior · 07-02-2005, 03:30 PM

Unfortunately the bus had five pickpockets on it.

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 04:06 PM

Fortunately, Legolas shot them.

The Elf-warrior · 07-02-2005, 04:53 PM

Unfortunately a police constable arrested Legolas and brought him to a police station.

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 05:15 PM

Fortunately, the police were all Movie Uruk-Hai and were thus nothing but arrow fodder.

Kath · 07-02-2005, 05:25 PM

Unfortunately Legolas' magical never-ending arrow holder had been stolen by the pickpockets and so he could not defeat the uruk-hai.

06-27-2005, 03:15 PM	#641
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the Ring did not claim the arm and began to roll away. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-27-2005, 03:19 PM	#642
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the Ring rolled down Mount Doom into a forest that had just appeared. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-27-2005, 03:21 PM	#643
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, it was Fangorn and an Ent picked it up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-27-2005, 03:24 PM	#644
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately, due to the Ring's xylophobia (fear of forests) it became so scared that it sprouted little legs and ran away as fast as possible. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-28-2005, 11:04 AM	#645
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it had no eyes so it ran right into Mt.Doom, and no one did anything cause thats what they wre trying to do was throw the ring into Mount Doom __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-28-2005, 11:17 AM	#646
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, at that moment, the Orcs fixed Mount Doom's engine and it rolled off towards the sunset, leaving the ring near to some Orcs! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-28-2005, 11:18 AM	#647
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the Orcs were terrible mechanics so Mt.Doom started swerving out-of-control, ran over all the orcs and stopped right in front of the ring __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-28-2005, 12:02 PM	#648
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately for the Ring, it still did not have eyes and began rolling toward Mount Doom again. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-28-2005, 12:08 PM	#649
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this was good for the rest of Middle Earth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-28-2005, 02:09 PM	#650
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the rest of Middle-Earth did not realise this so they destroyed Mount Doom! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-28-2005, 02:49 PM	#651
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Ring rolled into the lava below where Mt. Doom was and thus was the Ring destroyed. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-28-2005, 05:33 PM	#652
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was not the real One Ring to Rule Them All, but something that had been pulled out of a Cracker Jack box. So that didn't help. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-28-2005, 06:09 PM	#653
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately thats how Sauron gained his ring, so Power was still destroyed and life continued on...till Frodo found out he had Diabetes and Sam begins his Oliphaunt/Balrog hunt...a BalPhaunt...or an Olirog...the name is still working out __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-28-2005, 06:39 PM	#654
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, one of the Oliphrogs stepped on Sam. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-30-2005, 06:19 PM	#655
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Oliphrog was not very heavy because it was filled with burning hydrogen. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-30-2005, 08:04 PM	#656
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the Oliphrog becan to have a little mishap... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-30-2005, 08:45 PM	#657
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was hosed down before it could catch fire and explode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-01-2005, 02:01 AM	#658
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, A dragon came! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-01-2005, 06:41 AM	#659
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately it was as confused as everyone else about its sudden and unexplained appearance and quickly flew away again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-01-2005, 08:13 AM	#660
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, dragons inevitably get really angry and attempt to burn everything in sight to a crisp when they are confused. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-01-2005, 09:18 AM	#661
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the Dragon was a baby dragon, so only singed the hair __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-01-2005, 11:32 AM	#662
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately mummy dragon had come looking for baby dragon and she burnt everything to a crisp. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-01-2005, 11:37 AM	#663
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo, the Hobbits and Gandalf were safe in a little cave. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-01-2005, 12:03 PM	#664
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was full of giant hungry vampire bats. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-01-2005, 05:32 PM	#665
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately, there was an earthquake that jarred the bats loose and shook them into the chasm that open below, consuming all of the bats and saving our heros. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

07-01-2005, 07:03 PM	#666
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely the chasm let loose more Oliphrogs __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-01-2005, 09:00 PM	#667
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately, another tremor shut the chasm before they Oliphrogs could get out. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

07-02-2005, 08:01 AM	#668
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately Frodo was halfway into the chasm when it closed and so he was now trapped with his torso in the cave and his legs in the chasm! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-02-2005, 09:06 AM	#669
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he activated his personal teleportation device. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-02-2005, 09:57 AM	#670
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately he ended up stuck in traffic... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-02-2005, 10:20 AM	#671
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the traffic was only made up of ants. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-02-2005, 11:19 AM	#672
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the ant were being eaten by the giant Spiders from mars! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-02-2005, 12:28 PM	#673
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately this affected Frodo in know absolute way so he tried to use is Personal Transporter Device again... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-02-2005, 01:02 PM	#674
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately the battery was dead. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

07-02-2005, 02:25 PM	#675
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he hitched a ride on a passing bus. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.