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08-14-2005, 10:23 AM | #6641 |
Cryptic Aura
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Take this, Wing Baron!
(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)
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08-14-2005, 11:05 AM | #6643 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner?
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08-14-2005, 11:07 AM | #6644 |
Alive without breath
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These boots are made for kicking!
Frodo: Tell me what you saw!
Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock! Frodo: ... ... Oh. OR Frodo: Give me my toy back!
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08-14-2005, 11:12 AM | #6645 |
Bittersweet Symphony
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Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!
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08-14-2005, 11:25 AM | #6646 |
Mischievous Candle
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The mask of Z... um... Forro?
F for Frodo!
or Frodo: Do you surrender? Gollum: Never, but I may scream. Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.
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08-14-2005, 11:47 AM | #6647 |
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Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die!
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08-14-2005, 11:56 AM | #6648 |
Pilgrim Soul
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How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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08-14-2005, 11:58 AM | #6649 |
Drummer in the Deep
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To play on D-Spawn -
Fro: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept.
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08-14-2005, 12:28 PM | #6650 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat!
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08-14-2005, 01:10 PM | #6651 |
Denethor's True Love
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Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
08-14-2005, 01:40 PM | #6652 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward.
Gollum: "Message...for you...sir." |
08-14-2005, 02:15 PM | #6653 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Gollum's dentist was especially mean.
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08-14-2005, 02:25 PM | #6654 |
Brightness of a Blade
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Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!"
Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!" Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?"
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08-14-2005, 02:32 PM | #6655 |
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Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword!
Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin! OR A tribute to Pulp Fiction Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M***** f***er, say "What" one more time!
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08-14-2005, 02:51 PM | #6656 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Frodo: *I* had the big blue eyes things down pat *first*!
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08-14-2005, 05:08 PM | #6658 |
Corpus Cacophonous
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Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic?
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08-14-2005, 07:30 PM | #6659 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Frodo: Die foul scum!
Gollum: You have pretty pink lips... Frodo: Uhh.... |
08-14-2005, 07:58 PM | #6660 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Paging Dr. Frodo . . .
Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-14-2005, 09:24 PM | #6661 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Spidey/LotR
Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"
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08-15-2005, 01:04 AM | #6662 |
Sword of Spirit
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Frodo: "Scalpal."
Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?" OR Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'! )
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08-15-2005, 01:19 AM | #6663 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Calvin and Hobbes rip-off
Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!
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08-15-2005, 09:58 AM | #6664 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"!
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08-15-2005, 10:02 AM | #6665 |
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Furious with his own naďvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again.
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08-15-2005, 10:13 AM | #6666 |
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Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture.
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08-15-2005, 10:46 AM | #6667 |
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Message for you sir!
Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit.
OR Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking.
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08-15-2005, 11:59 AM | #6668 |
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LOL!
Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo! OR: Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo *from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...*): That can't be comfortable... |
08-15-2005, 12:07 PM | #6669 |
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Because I can't think of a family friendly caption to the last one..
try this..
http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG Miranda Otto " I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!" "you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....."
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08-15-2005, 12:17 PM | #6670 |
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Eowyn pic:
When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore. OR Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s! Théoden: What's going on? Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants...
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08-15-2005, 02:12 PM | #6671 |
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Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumičre qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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08-15-2005, 02:16 PM | #6672 |
Laconic Loreman
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Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer.
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08-15-2005, 02:19 PM | #6673 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received.
OR Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.
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08-15-2005, 02:24 PM | #6674 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead.
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08-15-2005, 02:27 PM | #6675 | |
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Quote:
Merry: You look just like my mother in law.
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08-15-2005, 03:21 PM | #6676 |
Maundering Mage
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Miranda did not like being told her lines.
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08-15-2005, 04:21 PM | #6677 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.
EDIT: Yay! 300th post. Woo hoo!
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08-15-2005, 04:52 PM | #6678 |
Illustrious Ulair
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(Frodo pic)
At the Bag End Barbershop Frodo finishes giving Gollum a haircut & shave. Frodo: 'That will be five silver pennies, Mr S. Now, something for the weekend?.... |
08-15-2005, 05:08 PM | #6679 |
Sword of Spirit
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Theoden: "Uh, Eowyn, your hair band is falling down."
Eowyn: OR Ashton Kutcher: "Okay, see we put this video camera that looks like a necklace around your neck, then you go in and tell PJ you quit! Got it?" Miranda Otto: "Yep, go in; say 'I quit!' Ashton: "Perfect. After he yells and screams for a while, we'll pop out and say 'You got Punk'd'!" Miranda: "You're really annoying, you know that? I'm only doing this to get more TV time." OR Eowyn: "Eomer, that wasn't funny." Eomer: *rolling on the floor laughing; can't stop himself* Eowyn: "You're so immature!"
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08-15-2005, 05:10 PM | #6680 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Continuing on Davem's theme for the next pic:
Eowyn is not impressed as Gimli offers her something for the weekend.
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