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Bes · 01-05-2010, 09:03 PM

Unfortunately, the hobbits were so in awe of the Goblins' meatball eating prowess that they forgot to run away with the elves.

Loslote · 01-05-2010, 09:07 PM

Fortunately, the goblins did not think the hobbits were hamburger meat.

The Might · 01-05-2010, 09:36 PM

Been so long since I last posted on this thread...

Unfortunately, the hobbits did think they were hamburger meat and started eating each other.

Bes · 01-05-2010, 10:22 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf chose this moment to ride up, knock the hobbits' heads together, and throw them onto Shadowfax's back before they could get up to any more hobbit foolishness.

Loslote · 01-06-2010, 12:53 AM

Unfortunately, the hobbits fell off before Gandalf could show them the meaning of haste.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-06-2010, 08:20 AM

Fortunately, the hobbits were picked up by Eagles and
taken to Bilbo's Farewell Party.

Lindale · 01-06-2010, 09:05 AM

Unfortunately, all the food had been eaten already by the time they came.

Eönwë · 01-06-2010, 10:14 AM

Fortunately (at least they believed so), there was still some "hamburger meat" left over.

Lindale · 01-06-2010, 10:22 AM

Unfortunately the supposed hamburger beef was sold by the pound.

Eönwë · 01-06-2010, 11:08 AM

Fortunately for some passing orcs, it was being sold cheaply.

Lindale · 01-06-2010, 11:39 AM

Unfortunately the Orcs had no usable currency.

Eönwë · 01-06-2010, 02:13 PM

Fortunately, the did have usable swords.

Lindale · 01-06-2010, 02:19 PM

Unfortunately they accidentally hacked and rendered useless the supposed hamburger meat.

Glirdan · 01-06-2010, 03:59 PM

Fortunately, Boromir came along to save the day.

Eönwë · 01-06-2010, 04:11 PM

Unfortunately, he was attacked by rabid wargs on the way there.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-06-2010, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, Boromir bit the rabid wargs
and they went away crying.

Despite Boromir's shouting:
"There's no crying in Middle-earth battles!"

Loslote · 01-06-2010, 08:02 PM

Unfortunately, the wargs did not get the A League Of Their Own reference.

Lindale · 01-06-2010, 09:41 PM

Fortunately for the Wargs, Sharkey was passing by.

Loslote · 01-07-2010, 12:21 AM

Unfortunately, he was on his way to a Grey Havens party and didn't stop.

Glirdan · 01-07-2010, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, he DID stop in Bree to rest and meet up with his old friend, Gandalf the Grey.

Eönwë · 01-07-2010, 02:41 PM

Unfortunately, the aforementioned wargs also stopped at Bree.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-07-2010, 04:31 PM

Fortunately, the wargs were happy to give
all the hobbits rides to the party after they
asked Sharkey: "Where wolf?"

Loslote · 01-07-2010, 08:15 PM

Unfortunately, the hobbits did not have fun at the party.

Lindale · 01-07-2010, 09:14 PM

Fortunately, there was an after-party at Bilbo's.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-07-2010, 09:59 PM

Unfortunately, they then went on a binge
and trashed The Prancing Pony.
(Hey, it was spring break).

Loslote · 01-07-2010, 10:03 PM

Fortunately, they were able to sleep it off before the next party at Pippin's house.

Lindale · 01-07-2010, 11:58 PM

Unfortunately, Pippin didn't know there were people in his house.

Loslote · 01-08-2010, 12:24 AM

Fortunately, he never found out, because his house is huge.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-08-2010, 07:45 AM

Unfortunately, the house was so large no one
could find the wine cellar.

Glirdan · 01-08-2010, 09:10 AM

Fortunately, Pippin actually lived next to the Green Dragon, so they all went there instead.

Eönwë · 01-08-2010, 11:03 AM

Unfortunately, it had run out of drinks.

Lindale · 01-08-2010, 11:45 AM

Fortunately Legolas was walking around.

Glirdan · 01-08-2010, 12:02 PM

Unfortunately, all that Captain Obvious did was...well, point out the obvious: there was no drinks left at the Green Dragon.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-08-2010, 02:34 PM

Fortunately, he threw a tenper tantrum and his
daddy had his butler send him some Dorwinion wine.

Bes · 01-08-2010, 06:31 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was allergic, which he discovered upon drinking the wine...

Loslote · 01-08-2010, 07:42 PM

Fortunately, everyone thought his antics were his trying to start Charades, so he didn't ruin the party.

Glirdan · 01-08-2010, 10:03 PM

Unfortunately, he did steal Bilbo's thunder as this party was in fact Bilbo's 111th birthday party and he was just about to "slip" away unnoticed.

Loslote · 01-09-2010, 02:52 AM

Fortunately, everyone thought that Frodo was trying to tell them to look at Bilbo, so he did get his moment in the spotlight.

Lindale · 01-09-2010, 07:58 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf's fireworks got wet.

Eönwë · 01-09-2010, 08:34 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf had spares.

01-05-2010, 09:07 PM	#6362
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, the goblins did not think the hobbits were hamburger meat. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-05-2010, 09:36 PM	#6363
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Been so long since I last posted on this thread... Unfortunately, the hobbits did think they were hamburger meat and started eating each other. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-06-2010, 12:53 AM	#6365
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the hobbits fell off before Gandalf could show them the meaning of haste. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-06-2010, 08:20 AM	#6366
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the hobbits were picked up by Eagles and taken to Bilbo's Farewell Party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-06-2010, 09:05 AM	#6367
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately, all the food had been eaten already by the time they came. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-05-2010, 09:03 PM	#6361
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Unfortunately, the hobbits were so in awe of the Goblins' meatball eating prowess that they forgot to run away with the elves.

01-05-2010, 10:22 PM	#6364
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Fortunately, Gandalf chose this moment to ride up, knock the hobbits' heads together, and throw them onto Shadowfax's back before they could get up to any more hobbit foolishness.

01-06-2010, 10:14 AM	#6368
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (at least they believed so), there was still some "hamburger meat" left over.

01-06-2010, 10:22 AM	#6369
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the supposed hamburger beef was sold by the pound. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-06-2010, 11:08 AM	#6370
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately for some passing orcs, it was being sold cheaply.

01-06-2010, 11:39 AM	#6371
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the Orcs had no usable currency. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-06-2010, 02:13 PM	#6372
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the did have usable swords.

01-06-2010, 02:19 PM	#6373
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately they accidentally hacked and rendered useless the supposed hamburger meat. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-06-2010, 03:59 PM	#6374
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Boromir came along to save the day. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-06-2010, 04:11 PM	#6375
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, he was attacked by rabid wargs on the way there.

01-06-2010, 04:46 PM	#6376
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Boromir bit the rabid wargs and they went away crying. Despite Boromir's shouting: "There's no crying in Middle-earth battles!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-06-2010, 08:02 PM	#6377
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the wargs did not get the A League Of Their Own reference. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-06-2010, 09:41 PM	#6378
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately for the Wargs, Sharkey was passing by. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-07-2010, 12:21 AM	#6379
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, he was on his way to a Grey Havens party and didn't stop. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-07-2010, 02:22 PM	#6380
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he DID stop in Bree to rest and meet up with his old friend, Gandalf the Grey. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2010, 02:41 PM	#6381
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the aforementioned wargs also stopped at Bree.

01-07-2010, 04:31 PM	#6382
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the wargs were happy to give all the hobbits rides to the party after they asked Sharkey: "Where wolf?" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-07-2010, 08:15 PM	#6383
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the hobbits did not have fun at the party. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-07-2010, 09:14 PM	#6384
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately, there was an after-party at Bilbo's. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-07-2010, 09:59 PM	#6385
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, they then went on a binge and trashed The Prancing Pony. (Hey, it was spring break). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-07-2010, 10:03 PM	#6386
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, they were able to sleep it off before the next party at Pippin's house. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-07-2010, 11:58 PM	#6387
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately, Pippin didn't know there were people in his house. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-08-2010, 12:24 AM	#6388
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, he never found out, because his house is huge. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-08-2010, 07:45 AM	#6389
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the house was so large no one could find the wine cellar. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-08-2010, 09:10 AM	#6390
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Pippin actually lived next to the Green Dragon, so they all went there instead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-08-2010, 11:03 AM	#6391
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it had run out of drinks.

01-08-2010, 11:45 AM	#6392
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Legolas was walking around. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-08-2010, 12:02 PM	#6393
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, all that Captain Obvious did was...well, point out the obvious: there was no drinks left at the Green Dragon. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-08-2010, 02:34 PM	#6394
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, he threw a tenper tantrum and his daddy had his butler send him some Dorwinion wine. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-08-2010, 06:31 PM	#6395
Bes Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 42	Unfortunately, Frodo was allergic, which he discovered upon drinking the wine...