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Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-01-2005, 09:21 AM

Frodo wonders whether saving Middle-earth is worth his finger.

Kitanna · 08-01-2005, 09:47 AM

No one ever wanted to play football with Nine Fingers Frodo.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-01-2005, 11:12 AM

Now that Frodo had the Ring, everyone was trying to hunt him; even huge portals to other dimensions.

Gelmir · 08-01-2005, 11:15 AM

Frodo: Darn, those sagville Baggins have added four more stories to bag-end.

OR

Sam(off screen): Come on mr frodo, just another three steps to go!
Frodo: Three steps is more then two, I'll never make it!

Kitanna · 08-01-2005, 11:20 AM

Frodo: *inspecting the bug on his sleeve* Oh Mr. Caterpillar, you're my only friend.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 11:24 AM

Frodo was so disappointed that the bouncers were letting the Ents into the party but not him.

OR

After pushing Gollum down the stairs for an hour, Frodo began to get a little bored.

Gelmir · 08-01-2005, 12:00 PM

Frodo: Everything I touch Dies
(the tree looks good enough to be dead...)

OR

Frodo wonders if he took the wrong way to get to mordor...

The Only Real Estel · 08-01-2005, 12:59 PM

...and there he sat, an image of what could have been, unable to rise because he had forgotten his belt.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 01:05 PM

Frodo: I'm sorry, Gandalf; you'll have to put your cloak back on. I don't think anyone is interested.

Holbytlass · 08-01-2005, 01:08 PM

Frodo: *sighs* I want my mommy.

mormegil · 08-01-2005, 01:09 PM

Not letting the silly "quest to destroy the ring" sidetrack him from the truly important issueat hand, Frodo contemplates how he can ask Galadriel to the Shire formal social without sounding too stupid.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 01:28 PM

Hookbill began his Crazy Captions career in the late 70s (that’s page 75 by the way) with something that go no one’s attention,

Quote:

Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film!
Pippin: Middle Earth?
Gimli: No, the Middle of the film
Pippin: Oh right.

Since then he has rose to the ranks of Taniquetill and has received over 900 reputation points from Crazy captions alone.

So, in honour of Hookbill the Goomba’s 300th post on Crazy captions, here is a new picture!

Sam: Are you sure you know where you are going? This doesn’t look like the Mordor Gandalf described.

Gurthang · 08-01-2005, 01:43 PM

Sam: "Why can't I be the leader... And how come no one else wanted to play?"

OR

Sam: "I think we took a wrong turn. This isn't even a path!"
Frodo: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" (Yes, I am going to repeat that one forever.

)

OR

Peter Jackson(angry): "Cut, Cut, CUT!! Who stuck their arm into the camera's view! You've ruined the whole scene! We have to start over completely now!"

OR

(If you haven't seen 'A Day in the Life of a Hobbit' that's at the end of FotR, you probably won't get this one.)
Frodo and Sam are none to happy that PJ is making them wear their feet today, since they're walking through tall grass and all.
Sam: "That's 27 days!" *sigh*

The Only Real Estel · 08-01-2005, 01:45 PM

Sam: "Look Mr. Frodo, a scarecrow!"

Frodo: "Jeepers!"

Sam: "Creepers!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 02:27 PM

Frodo: Look Sam, its a horde of Pink oliphants!

Sam: Peter, I think we need to stop using real weed in Elijah's pipe!

Boromir88 · 08-01-2005, 02:42 PM

Frodo: Now did Gandalf say left after the Scarecrow or Right? It's such a tough choice...I don't know where to go. Sam...Sam...Sam..

Sam: This place is in serious need of a gardner.

The Only Real Estel · 08-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Frodo & Sam (last name left out to protect identity) attempt to become the first pair of siamese twins to hike from the Shire to Mordor & back.

Boromir88 · 08-01-2005, 02:55 PM

Sam: Where are we going to find a shrubbery?

Frodo: There's bound to one around here. Just look at it. It's finding the Herring that I'm worried about.

(Ahh more Monty I can't resist).

The Only Real Estel · 08-01-2005, 02:58 PM

After Frodo dropped the Ring in the cornfield Sam & Frodo both learned that 'like finding a needle in a haystack' is a very applicable saying, though they weren't enjoying it at the moment.

Naz · 08-01-2005, 03:04 PM

Elijah's wig takes on a life of its own & attempts to escape.

Holbytlass · 08-01-2005, 03:27 PM

''No, Sam, it can't be Mr. Highway's hand!!"

Kath · 08-01-2005, 03:35 PM

Frodo and Sam pause at the same moment as they realise what they have just stepped in.

OR

The hoobits realised that being superglued to each other was going to make this journey very difficult.

Nimrodel_9 · 08-01-2005, 04:25 PM

Sam: Don't look now Mr. Frodo, but I think that scarecrow on the left is after us!!

I no like scarecrows....

Nimmy

mormegil · 08-01-2005, 04:58 PM

Sam: Well Mr. Frodo this promises to be a rather easy trip, what with these handy walking sticks and all.

or

Sam: Now where did that Pippin Took run off to? Oh that's right it's not part of this version.

Firefoot · 08-01-2005, 06:34 PM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, is it just me or are those people with the video cameras stalking us?

Oddwen · 08-01-2005, 08:57 PM

For the previous Frodo pic:

Fro: Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep...Bombadil will...get.....me.....CAN'TSLEEPBOMBADILWILLGETME!

The new pic:

Sam: I feel like I've forgotten somethin'...
Fro: What is it, Saaaaaaahhm?
Sam: I dunno...some piece of advice Gandalf gave me I think...ah well. Must get back to me Gaffer, good luck on your journey Mr. Frodo.

Or...

Sam: Can't look back, Bombadil will get me...can't look back, Bombadil will get me. CAN'TLOOKBACKBOMBADILWILLGETME!

Or...

Sam has the strangest feeling...that if he looks over his shoulder, he has the feeling that someone is following them. Someone...Uncloaked.

Or...

The farther away from home he got, the sicker Sam felt.

Or...

Sam: We're going to Mordor? We won't survive!
Fro: Nonsense. You're just saying that because no-one ever has.

Lhunardawen · 08-01-2005, 08:59 PM

Not contented with merely directing, Peter Jackson appears in the film in the most mischievous manner he can contrive.

mormegil · 08-01-2005, 09:11 PM

Sean: Elijah I don't know what they're talking about I can't see that car.

The Only Real Estel · 08-01-2005, 09:15 PM

Sam tries to keep a straight face as he sees Frodo's foot poised to step into a pothole.

Kitanna · 08-01-2005, 09:16 PM

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I feel just like Dorothy. Look there's even a friendly Scarecrow!

Estelyn Telcontar · 08-02-2005, 02:00 AM

Sam: Do you really think this detour will get those Rivendell walkers off our trail? That Karen Wynn Fonstad seems to have a pretty good idea of the path we're taking!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2005, 02:12 AM

Sam: What we need are a few good taters.

Frodo: Loo, for the last time, I don't have any! Just because you keep saying that doesn’t mean I'll miraculously get some!

OR

Frodo: You do know that when we run out of lembas, I'm going to have to eat you, Sam

Sam:

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-02-2005, 03:51 AM

Frodo: We better get away from that Hookbill fellow, before he gives us one of them Crazy Captions.

CaptainofDespair · 08-02-2005, 06:33 AM

Frodo: Sam, do you think these walking sticks make us look fat?

Durelin · 08-02-2005, 08:16 AM

Sam: Haha! My stick's bigger than your stick!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-02-2005, 08:33 AM

Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here.

Frodo: I know, Sam. That's why we're going to Hogwarts.

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2005, 08:48 AM

Sam: "Where are we going again, Mr. Frodo?"

Frodo: "The Degobah System, Sam. We're seeking a great warrior, something you'd probably know nothing about."

Sam: "Mmm. Tell more to me of this great warrior speak you of."

Gil-Galad · 08-02-2005, 11:36 AM

Sam: Come on Mr.Frodo...whos your favourite guy

Frodo: Sam! listen! Kingdom Hearts wasn't the best game, and Doctor Who isn't going to bring about a great wave of new sci fi fans because it isn't that great! there i said it, now i probaly gave Hookbill a heart attack, happy now?

Nimrodel_9 · 08-02-2005, 11:43 AM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, you don't suppose you dropped the horribly-dangerous-ring-of-power-that-will-bring-about-our-doom over there do you? I guess it dosen't really matter if we find it or not...

Frodo: All right, I get it, Sam! Shut up!

Lalwendë · 08-02-2005, 12:05 PM

Sam: "I wish we'd brought Rosie along..."

Frodo: "Sam, you know she'd have been no use, girls just can't read maps and find directions."

Sam: "So where are we now, Mister Frodo? I'm sure we've already been through this field. Can't we ask someone?"

Frodo: "We're going the right way, Sam, I don't need to ask directions."

08-01-2005, 09:21 AM	#6361
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Should've gotten an insurance for the thing. Frodo wonders whether saving Middle-earth is worth his finger. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-01-2005, 09:47 AM	#6362
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	No one ever wanted to play football with Nine Fingers Frodo. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-01-2005, 11:12 AM	#6363
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Now that Frodo had the Ring, everyone was trying to hunt him; even huge portals to other dimensions. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-01-2005, 11:15 AM	#6364
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Lumpy trousers! Frodo: Darn, those sagville Baggins have added four more stories to bag-end. OR Sam(off screen): Come on mr frodo, just another three steps to go! Frodo: Three steps is more then two, I'll never make it! __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

08-01-2005, 11:20 AM	#6365
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: inspecting the bug on his sleeve Oh Mr. Caterpillar, you're my only friend. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-01-2005, 11:24 AM	#6366
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo was so disappointed that the bouncers were letting the Ents into the party but not him. OR After pushing Gollum down the stairs for an hour, Frodo began to get a little bored. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 12:00 PM	#6367
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Gumpy gumpy gump. Frodo: Everything I touch Dies (the tree looks good enough to be dead...) OR Frodo wonders if he took the wrong way to get to mordor... __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

08-01-2005, 12:59 PM	#6368
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	...and there he sat, an image of what could have been, unable to rise because he had forgotten his belt.

08-01-2005, 01:05 PM	#6369
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: I'm sorry, Gandalf; you'll have to put your cloak back on. I don't think anyone is interested. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 01:08 PM	#6370
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Frodo: sighs I want my mommy. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-01-2005, 01:09 PM	#6371
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Not letting the silly "quest to destroy the ring" sidetrack him from the truly important issueat hand, Frodo contemplates how he can ask Galadriel to the Shire formal social without sounding too stupid. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 08-01-2005 at 01:45 PM.

08-01-2005, 01:43 PM	#6373
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam: "Why can't I be the leader... And how come no one else wanted to play?" OR Sam: "I think we took a wrong turn. This isn't even a path!" Frodo: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" (Yes, I am going to repeat that one forever. ) OR Peter Jackson(angry): "Cut, Cut, CUT!! Who stuck their arm into the camera's view! You've ruined the whole scene! We have to start over completely now!" OR (If you haven't seen 'A Day in the Life of a Hobbit' that's at the end of FotR, you probably won't get this one.) Frodo and Sam are none to happy that PJ is making them wear their feet today, since they're walking through tall grass and all. Sam: "That's 27 days!" sigh __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-01-2005, 01:45 PM	#6374
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a scary movie? Sam: "Look Mr. Frodo, a scarecrow!" Frodo: "Jeepers!" Sam: "Creepers!"

08-01-2005, 02:27 PM	#6375
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: Look Sam, its a horde of Pink oliphants! Sam: Peter, I think we need to stop using real weed in Elijah's pipe! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 02:42 PM	#6376
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Frodo: Now did Gandalf say left after the Scarecrow or Right? It's such a tough choice...I don't know where to go. Sam...Sam...Sam.. Sam: This place is in serious need of a gardner. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-01-2005, 02:51 PM	#6377
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo & Sam (last name left out to protect identity) attempt to become the first pair of siamese twins to hike from the Shire to Mordor & back.

08-01-2005, 02:55 PM	#6378
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Sam: Where are we going to find a shrubbery? Frodo: There's bound to one around here. Just look at it. It's finding the Herring that I'm worried about. (Ahh more Monty I can't resist). __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-01-2005, 02:58 PM	#6379
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	After Frodo dropped the Ring in the cornfield Sam & Frodo both learned that 'like finding a needle in a haystack' is a very applicable saying, though they weren't enjoying it at the moment.

08-01-2005, 03:04 PM	#6380
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Elijah's wig takes on a life of its own & attempts to escape.

08-01-2005, 03:27 PM	#6381
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The Good Son ''No, Sam, it can't be Mr. Highway's hand!!" __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-01-2005, 03:35 PM	#6382
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Frodo and Sam pause at the same moment as they realise what they have just stepped in. OR The hoobits realised that being superglued to each other was going to make this journey very difficult. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#6383
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sam: Don't look now Mr. Frodo, but I think that scarecrow on the left is after us!! I no like scarecrows.... Nimmy __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-01-2005, 04:58 PM	#6384
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sam: Well Mr. Frodo this promises to be a rather easy trip, what with these handy walking sticks and all. or Sam: Now where did that Pippin Took run off to? Oh that's right it's not part of this version. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-01-2005, 06:34 PM	#6385
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Sam: Mr. Frodo, is it just me or are those people with the video cameras stalking us?

08-01-2005, 08:57 PM	#6386
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For the previous Frodo pic: Fro: Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep, Bombadil will get me. Can't sleep...Bombadil will...get.....me.....CAN'TSLEEPBOMBADILWILLGETME! The new pic: Sam: I feel like I've forgotten somethin'... Fro: What is it, Saaaaaaahhm? Sam: I dunno...some piece of advice Gandalf gave me I think...ah well. Must get back to me Gaffer, good luck on your journey Mr. Frodo. Or... Sam: Can't look back, Bombadil will get me...can't look back, Bombadil will get me. CAN'TLOOKBACKBOMBADILWILLGETME! Or... Sam has the strangest feeling...that if he looks over his shoulder, he has the feeling that someone is following them. Someone...Uncloaked. Or... The farther away from home he got, the sicker Sam felt. Or... Sam: We're going to Mordor? We won't survive! Fro: Nonsense. You're just saying that because no-one ever has. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-01-2005, 08:59 PM	#6387
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Not contented with merely directing, Peter Jackson appears in the film in the most mischievous manner he can contrive.

08-01-2005, 09:11 PM	#6388
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sean: Elijah I don't know what they're talking about I can't see that car. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-01-2005, 09:15 PM	#6389
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sam tries to keep a straight face as he sees Frodo's foot poised to step into a pothole.

08-01-2005, 09:16 PM	#6390
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I feel just like Dorothy. Look there's even a friendly Scarecrow! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-02-2005, 02:00 AM	#6391
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Sam: Do you really think this detour will get those Rivendell walkers off our trail? That Karen Wynn Fonstad seems to have a pretty good idea of the path we're taking! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

08-02-2005, 02:12 AM	#6392
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: What we need are a few good taters. Frodo: Loo, for the last time, I don't have any! Just because you keep saying that doesn’t mean I'll miraculously get some! OR Frodo: You do know that when we run out of lembas, I'm going to have to eat you, Sam Sam: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2005, 03:51 AM	#6393
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	In honour of Hookbill the Crazy Captioner: Frodo: We better get away from that Hookbill fellow, before he gives us one of them Crazy Captions. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-02-2005, 06:33 AM	#6394
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Frodo: Sam, do you think these walking sticks make us look fat?

08-02-2005, 08:16 AM	#6395
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Sam: Haha! My stick's bigger than your stick!

08-02-2005, 08:33 AM	#6396
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Defection. Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here. Frodo: I know, Sam. That's why we're going to Hogwarts. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...