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11-04-2009, 09:10 PM | #6281 |
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Unfortunately, the lumberjacks girlfriends (hippie elves! )
no longer consider them butch.
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11-05-2009, 09:01 PM | #6282 |
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Fortunately, they don't care, because they're elves.
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11-05-2009, 09:42 PM | #6283 |
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Unfortunately The elf women decided go go out with Dwarf men who were far more butch
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11-06-2009, 08:38 AM | #6284 | |
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Fortunately the elf women had a great time because
when dwarf men let their hair down they really PAR-TAY! Quote:
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11-06-2009, 03:03 PM | #6285 |
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Unfortunately, the lumberjacks crashed the party.
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11-06-2009, 05:52 PM | #6286 |
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Fortunately, the provided entertainment in the form of song.
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11-06-2009, 05:58 PM | #6287 |
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Unfortunately, disgusted Mounties chased them into Mordor.
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11-06-2009, 06:00 PM | #6288 |
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UNfortunately, instead of singing monty python, they sang "The Ballad of BIlbo Baggins" while impersonating Leonard Nimoy en masse.
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11-06-2009, 06:02 PM | #6289 |
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Crossposted with Tuor!
FOrtunately, the mounties ran into a number of red-shirted landing-party security guards who were clearly in the script only to be killed off, so the lumberjacks had plenty of time to dress as orcs.
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11-06-2009, 07:35 PM | #6290 |
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Unfortunately, they couldn't find any orc costumes.
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11-06-2009, 10:02 PM | #6291 | |
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Fortunately,, they had lots of mearas to ride
and found some Dennis Moore costumes. (Lumberjacks ride off to Laketown singing) Quote:
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11-07-2009, 05:21 PM | #6292 |
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Unfortunately, none of them could sing on key.
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11-07-2009, 08:08 PM | #6293 |
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Fortunately, their elf girlfriends could and
formed an all elf-girl band: The Rivendell Rockers.
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11-07-2009, 08:09 PM | #6294 |
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Unfortunately, The Rivendell Rockers soon began infighting and had to break up.
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11-07-2009, 08:11 PM | #6295 |
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Fortunately Arawen, the lead singer, started a solo singing career
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11-07-2009, 08:12 PM | #6296 |
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Unfortunately, the rest of the band sued her for stealing their songs.
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11-07-2009, 08:14 PM | #6297 |
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Fortunately She hired a dwarven lawyer, who as everyone knows, are the shrewdest lawyers.
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11-07-2009, 08:16 PM | #6298 |
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Unfortunately, the rest of the band poisoned the lawyer so he couldn't come to court.
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11-07-2009, 08:18 PM | #6299 |
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Fortunaely(sort of) the case was thrown out and the other band members arested for murder
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Unfortunately, the band had not killed the dwarf, only temporarily poisoned him, so Arawen was arrested for overreacting.
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11-07-2009, 08:30 PM | #6301 |
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Fortunately, Arwen got off on a technicality (her name was
misspelled) and led her reunited band on a triumphant gig at post WotR Gondor: the famous We Are the Champions of the World tour.
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11-08-2009, 07:54 AM | #6302 |
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Unfortunately the venue was not ready when the Rivendell Rockers arrived.
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11-08-2009, 09:38 AM | #6303 |
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Fortunately, they were able to perform to an SRO
audience at Gimli's newly renovated GCoAMH Glittering Caves of Aglarond Music Hall. (Due to the 1/2 million attendees numbers, and thanks to GCoAMH's great acoustics, many of them actually enjoyed the concert at nearby Grima Yasgur's farm).
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11-08-2009, 06:49 PM | #6304 |
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Unfortunately, most of the audience slept through the concert.
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11-09-2009, 07:05 AM | #6305 |
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Fortunately the guy who sold food at the concert made some money.
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11-09-2009, 08:44 AM | #6306 |
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Unfortunately, they ran out of everything but broiled cram.
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Fortunately, everyone loved it.
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11-09-2009, 06:12 PM | #6308 |
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Unfortunately, Laketown merchants successfully
sued for copyright infringement of their popular brand (favored by dwarf adventurers and extreme hikers) CRAM-IT!
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11-26-2009, 10:51 AM | #6309 |
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Fortunately, the Laketown merchants had their case thrown out soon when it came up that Boromir had already put a patent on broiled cram.
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11-26-2009, 02:36 PM | #6310 |
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Unfortunately it had expired.
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11-26-2009, 07:45 PM | #6311 |
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Fortunately Boromir was dead already, so the dwarves were able to bribe the judge into looking the other way.
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11-26-2009, 08:10 PM | #6312 |
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Unfortunately for the dwarves, Galadriel started up a
competing brand (Lembas +) which became especially popular with halflings when two hobbits found that when eaten in excess it made a powerful laxative.
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Fortunately the Lembas stimulated the Hobbit's economy and saved them from a credit failure.
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11-27-2009, 05:54 PM | #6314 |
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Unfortunately, it took business away from local Hobbit companies which fell into bankruptcy.
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11-27-2009, 07:30 PM | #6315 |
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Fortunately, Fatty Bolger's company, Lembas LLC, bought
up the bankrupt companies with the financial backing of his wealthy recluse silent partner Tom B.
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Unfortunately, all its members died of mysterious digestion-related problems.
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11-28-2009, 10:52 AM | #6317 |
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Fortunately they were turned into undead.
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11-28-2009, 12:50 PM | #6318 |
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Unfortunately orcs found the undead to be delicious.
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Fortunately, the undead were able to feed the Lembas LLC to the Orcs, who also turned into undead.
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Unfortunately, this lead to "Undead-Off"s between orcs and humans.
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