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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 04-06-2009, 02:52 PM

Fortunately, Sharkly couldn't make a profit from it, so gave all of the stoneware back to the hobbits.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-06-2009, 03:21 PM

Unfortunately (very unfortunately) a Wallmart managed
by Ted Sandyman, on the site of the the old mill, sold the
stoneware cheaply by paying Proudfeet (Proudfoots?)
minimum wage. Bill Ferny was the greeter.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 04-06-2009, 03:26 PM

Fortunately, the Wall-Mart was burned down, and Ted Sandyman went with it. There was much rejoicing!

Lindale · 04-07-2009, 03:15 AM

Unfortunately Bill Ferny survived and saved most of the money from the Walmart.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-07-2009, 07:15 AM

Fortunately (for hobbit society) he put the money
into a sub prime mortgage scheme in Hobbiton
and his insurance company was taken over in
Strider's bank rescue plan.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-10-2009, 12:53 PM

Unfortunately, all of Bill Ferny's savings he used for a ridiculous campaign for mayor of the Shire.

Eönwë · 05-10-2009, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, everyone found the campaign very entertaining.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-10-2009, 02:23 PM

Unfortunately, during the campaign, Ferny set up the system of Lockholes again.

Eönwë · 05-10-2009, 02:59 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf appeared out of nowhere.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-10-2009, 03:45 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf UNCLOAKED!

Lindale · 05-11-2009, 01:55 AM

Fortunately Elessar arrived and everybody got distracted.

Eönwë · 05-11-2009, 02:32 PM

Unfortunately (for Gandalf), Elessar forced Gandalf to re-cloak

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-11-2009, 04:12 PM

Fortunately Arwen cheered everyone up (except her
daddy) by announcing: "Toga Party!"

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-11-2009, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen's daddy grounded her.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-12-2009, 06:44 AM

Fortunately everyone (except Elrond)
went to her gramma's "Come as you are"
party (except for Gandalf-who had to
first get cloaked).

Eönwë · 05-12-2009, 04:07 PM

Unfortunatey the cieling fell down on them while the were PARTAYing.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-12-2009, 06:24 PM

Fortunately, the ceiling was made of jelly.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-13-2009, 12:45 PM

Unfortunately it was also made of peanut butter.

Eönwë · 05-13-2009, 04:05 PM

Fortunately, no-one was allergic to peanuts.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-13-2009, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately, the jelly WAS allergic to peanuts.

Eönwë · 05-13-2009, 04:19 PM

Fortunately (not for the jelly though), the people in the party ate the jelly.

Lindale · 05-14-2009, 04:18 AM

Unfortunately the peanuts were contaminated by salmonella.

Eönwë · 05-17-2009, 08:45 PM

Fortunately no-one ate the peanuts.

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-18-2009, 02:09 AM

Unfortunately, no one ate the peanuts because they were genetically modified peanuts.

Eönwë · 05-18-2009, 10:32 AM

Fortunately (for the peanuts), the genetic modification gave them sentience

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-18-2009, 07:10 PM

Unfortunately, the peanuts were eaten by someone who didn't know what 'genetically modified' means.

Eönwë · 05-20-2009, 04:23 PM

Fortuntaely (for the peanut eater), it didn't matter whether or not they knew what it meant.

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-21-2009, 05:55 AM

Unfortunately, the party came to an abrupt end by hobbits from the Health & Safety department

Eönwë · 05-21-2009, 02:48 PM

Fortunately (for the spirit of the party) the hobbits from the Health & Safety department were eaten by a dragon that had suddenly appeared.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-21-2009, 06:12 PM

Unfortunately, the dragon that ate the officials started eating everyone at the party including Will Whitfoot.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-21-2009, 07:48 PM

Fortunately (but not for the dragon) the party
continued for everyone quite enjoyably
inside the capacious stomach of the dragon.

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-22-2009, 06:26 AM

Unfortunately, the dragon had the most terrible indigestion and regurgiated the bemused Hobbits

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-22-2009, 07:11 AM

Fortunately for hobbit hygiene, their mums showed up
and marched them right back to their hobbit holes to
be cleaned up.

Eönwë · 05-22-2009, 11:33 AM

Unfortunately, the dragon was now hungry again.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-22-2009, 05:50 PM

Fortunately seeing Gandalf uncloaked had quite put him
off a carnivorous diet so he went to Mama Eoreth's Diner
for some veggie burgers.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 05-23-2009, 03:38 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was now hungry... and naked.

Eönwë · 05-23-2009, 11:05 AM

Fortunately he (Gandalf) roasted and ate the dragon.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-23-2009, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately Gandalf was a vegan.

Eönwë · 05-24-2009, 06:28 AM

Fortunately, Dragons were actually vegetables.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-24-2009, 08:00 AM

Unfortunately, they're broccoli. (Ugh!)

04-06-2009, 02:52 PM	#5841
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Sharkly couldn't make a profit from it, so gave all of the stoneware back to the hobbits. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

04-06-2009, 03:21 PM	#5842
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately (very unfortunately) a Wallmart managed by Ted Sandyman, on the site of the the old mill, sold the stoneware cheaply by paying Proudfeet (Proudfoots?) minimum wage. Bill Ferny was the greeter. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-06-2009, 03:26 PM	#5843
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the Wall-Mart was burned down, and Ted Sandyman went with it. There was much rejoicing! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

04-07-2009, 03:15 AM	#5844
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately Bill Ferny survived and saved most of the money from the Walmart. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

04-07-2009, 07:15 AM	#5845
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for hobbit society) he put the money into a sub prime mortgage scheme in Hobbiton and his insurance company was taken over in Strider's bank rescue plan. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-10-2009, 12:53 PM	#5846
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, all of Bill Ferny's savings he used for a ridiculous campaign for mayor of the Shire. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-10-2009, 02:12 PM	#5847
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, everyone found the campaign very entertaining. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-10-2009, 02:23 PM	#5848
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, during the campaign, Ferny set up the system of Lockholes again. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-10-2009, 02:59 PM	#5849
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Gandalf appeared out of nowhere. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-10-2009, 03:45 PM	#5850
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Gandalf UNCLOAKED! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-11-2009, 01:55 AM	#5851
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Elessar arrived and everybody got distracted. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

05-11-2009, 02:32 PM	#5852
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately (for Gandalf), Elessar forced Gandalf to re-cloak __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-11-2009, 04:12 PM	#5853
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Arwen cheered everyone up (except her daddy) by announcing: "Toga Party!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-11-2009, 06:29 PM	#5854
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Arwen's daddy grounded her. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-12-2009, 06:44 AM	#5855
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately everyone (except Elrond) went to her gramma's "Come as you are" party (except for Gandalf-who had to first get cloaked). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-12-2009, 04:07 PM	#5856
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunatey the cieling fell down on them while the were PARTAYing. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-12-2009, 06:24 PM	#5857
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the ceiling was made of jelly. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-13-2009, 12:45 PM	#5858
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately it was also made of peanut butter. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-13-2009, 04:05 PM	#5859
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, no-one was allergic to peanuts. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-13-2009, 04:12 PM	#5860
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the jelly WAS allergic to peanuts. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-13-2009, 04:19 PM	#5861
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (not for the jelly though), the people in the party ate the jelly. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-14-2009, 04:18 AM	#5862
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the peanuts were contaminated by salmonella. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

05-17-2009, 08:45 PM	#5863
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately no-one ate the peanuts. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 05-17-2009 at 08:57 PM.

05-18-2009, 02:09 AM	#5864
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Unfortunately, no one ate the peanuts because they were genetically modified peanuts. __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-18-2009, 10:32 AM	#5865
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (for the peanuts), the genetic modification gave them sentience __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-18-2009, 07:10 PM	#5866
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the peanuts were eaten by someone who didn't know what 'genetically modified' means. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-20-2009, 04:23 PM	#5867
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortuntaely (for the peanut eater), it didn't matter whether or not they knew what it meant. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-21-2009, 05:55 AM	#5868
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Unfortunately, the party came to an abrupt end by hobbits from the Health & Safety department __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-21-2009, 02:48 PM	#5869
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (for the spirit of the party) the hobbits from the Health & Safety department were eaten by a dragon that had suddenly appeared. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-21-2009, 06:12 PM	#5870
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the dragon that ate the officials started eating everyone at the party including Will Whitfoot. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-21-2009, 07:48 PM	#5871
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (but not for the dragon) the party continued for everyone quite enjoyably inside the capacious stomach of the dragon. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-22-2009, 06:26 AM	#5872
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Unfortunately, the dragon had the most terrible indigestion and regurgiated the bemused Hobbits __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-22-2009, 07:11 AM	#5873
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for hobbit hygiene, their mums showed up and marched them right back to their hobbit holes to be cleaned up. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-22-2009, 11:33 AM	#5874
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the dragon was now hungry again. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-22-2009, 05:50 PM	#5875
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately seeing Gandalf uncloaked had quite put him off a carnivorous diet so he went to Mama Eoreth's Diner for some veggie burgers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'