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Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 11:12 AM

Fortunately, he was ringless

Strongbow · 12-20-2008, 11:12 AM

Unfortunately, he was wearing a cocktail dress.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 11:15 AM

Fortunately, it looked good on his naturally feminine figure.

edit:
PS. It seems all the ones lately can be either.

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 11:44 AM

Unfortunately, he started to dance the springle-ring.

Ilya · 12-20-2008, 12:03 PM

Fortunately, the arrival of a band of orcs put an end to that.

Strongbow · 12-20-2008, 12:07 PM

Unfortunately, they had a troupe of Balrog ballet dancers with them.

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 12:10 PM

Fortunately, they did not Riverdance.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 12:34 PM

Unfortunately, the danced Swan Lake instead.

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 12:35 PM

Fortunately, Tchaikovsky was not alive to see this abomination.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 12:56 PM

Unfortunately, his ME alter-ego was.

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 01:03 PM

Fortunately, Maglor was far away.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 01:20 PM

Unfortunately, the other Sons weren't.

Meneltarmacil · 12-20-2008, 03:21 PM

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate them.

Ilya · 12-20-2008, 03:39 PM

Unfortunately, the dragon felt very bloated afterward.

Eönwë · 12-21-2008, 09:31 AM

Fortunately, it was in a good mood, so it didn't care.

Ilya · 12-21-2008, 07:45 PM

Unfortunately, it's mood put it off-guard when a scruffy bowman with a black arrow snuck up from behind.

Shastanis Althreduin · 12-22-2008, 01:53 AM

Fortunately, dragons are heavier than scruffy bowmen with black arrows, and that particular dragon took that particular moment to sit down in that particular spot.

Eönwë · 12-22-2008, 07:20 AM

Unfortunately, it was spiky.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-22-2008, 07:39 AM

And fortunately for the bowman he held the
arrow above him where it went into the
dragon in the region of the - er - chest.

Eönwë · 12-22-2008, 07:59 AM

Unfortunately, the bowman was flattened.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-22-2008, 04:22 PM

Fortunately the dragon died and a company of
dwarves got his treasure.

Eönwë · 12-22-2008, 05:06 PM

Unfortunately, the treasure was so hot (from the dragon) that it burnt the dwarves' hands when they reached for it.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 07:48 AM

Fortunatel the dwarves were able to use their
hot hands to turn some nearby coal into diamonds
and so added even more to the treasure hoard.

Lindale · 12-23-2008, 10:25 AM

Unfortunately some Grinch-like figure came out of nowhere and took all the jewels and treasures away.

Eönwë · 12-23-2008, 10:57 AM

Fortunately it was Christmas (or possibly Erumas, Manwemas, or Gandlafmas/Olorinmas depending where on Middle-Earth you are)

Lindale · 12-23-2008, 11:45 AM

Unfortunately this Grinch ate all the Christmas/Erumas/Manwemas/Gandalfmas/Olorinmas cookies, and left the little hobbitlings and elflings crying.

Ilya · 12-23-2008, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, the Grinch's heart grew three sizes upon seeing all the little 'uns crying and he died of cardiac arrest.

Strongbow · 12-23-2008, 01:50 PM

Unfortunately his corpse began to rot with LUDICROUS SPEED.

Eönwë · 12-23-2008, 02:31 PM

Fortunately, it had total biodegraded within the hour, so there was nothing left for people to look at in disgust.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 03:19 PM

Unfortunately, having nothing to look at in disgust
spoiled the orphan orcsees secular holiday party
at Aunt Shelob's place.

Eönwë · 12-23-2008, 03:30 PM

Fortunately, Shelob gave them a passing ranger to amuse themselves with.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 07:32 PM

Unfortunately for the orclets the ranger gave
them to Sharkey to amuse himself with.

Meneltarmacil · 01-10-2009, 11:33 AM

Fortunately, Sharkey threw a seriously awesome party for them.

Ilya · 01-10-2009, 01:18 PM

Unfortunately, the party got broken up way too early.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-11-2009, 02:39 AM

Fortunately, they all gate crashed Gandalf’s birthday party and had an awesome time there.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-12-2009, 07:30 AM

Unfortunately they were so loud they woke
up Varda who busted the party.

Eönwë · 01-12-2009, 03:29 PM

Fortunately, she tried to stop Gandalf uncloaking.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-12-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Fortunately, she tried to stop Gandalf uncloaking.

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Meneltarmacil · 01-12-2009, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately, she didn't succeed and everyone was blinded for life.

Lindale · 01-12-2009, 09:06 PM

Fortunately Manwe was alerted and took Varda home.

12-20-2008, 11:12 AM	#5641
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, he was ringless __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-20-2008, 11:12 AM	#5642
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, he was wearing a cocktail dress. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-20-2008, 11:15 AM	#5643
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it looked good on his naturally feminine figure. edit: PS. It seems all the ones lately can be either. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 12-20-2008 at 11:40 AM.

12-20-2008, 11:44 AM	#5644
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Unfortunately, he started to dance the springle-ring. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-20-2008, 12:03 PM	#5645
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Fortunately, the arrival of a band of orcs put an end to that. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-20-2008, 12:07 PM	#5646
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, they had a troupe of Balrog ballet dancers with them. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-20-2008, 12:10 PM	#5647
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Fortunately, they did not Riverdance. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-20-2008, 12:34 PM	#5648
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the danced Swan Lake instead. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-20-2008, 12:35 PM	#5649
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Fortunately, Tchaikovsky was not alive to see this abomination. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-20-2008, 12:56 PM	#5650
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, his ME alter-ego was. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-20-2008, 01:03 PM	#5651
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Fortunately, Maglor was far away. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-20-2008, 01:20 PM	#5652
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the other Sons weren't. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-20-2008, 03:21 PM	#5653
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-20-2008, 03:39 PM	#5654
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the dragon felt very bloated afterward. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-21-2008, 09:31 AM	#5655
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it was in a good mood, so it didn't care. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-21-2008, 07:45 PM	#5656
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, it's mood put it off-guard when a scruffy bowman with a black arrow snuck up from behind. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-22-2008, 01:53 AM	#5657
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Fortunately, dragons are heavier than scruffy bowmen with black arrows, and that particular dragon took that particular moment to sit down in that particular spot. __________________ Shasta– ... However, if he's innocent his famous clairvoyant powers must be taking the week off. Meanwhile, the Night-kills have been awfully effective– almost like we're dealing with a psychic wolf... - Nerwen, WW LXXV

12-22-2008, 07:20 AM	#5658
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it was spiky. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-22-2008, 07:39 AM	#5659
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	And fortunately for the bowman he held the arrow above him where it went into the dragon in the region of the - er - chest. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-22-2008, 07:59 AM	#5660
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the bowman was flattened. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-22-2008, 04:22 PM	#5661
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the dragon died and a company of dwarves got his treasure. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-22-2008, 05:06 PM	#5662
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the treasure was so hot (from the dragon) that it burnt the dwarves' hands when they reached for it. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-23-2008, 07:48 AM	#5663
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunatel the dwarves were able to use their hot hands to turn some nearby coal into diamonds and so added even more to the treasure hoard. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-23-2008, 10:25 AM	#5664
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately some Grinch-like figure came out of nowhere and took all the jewels and treasures away. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

12-23-2008, 10:57 AM	#5665
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately it was Christmas (or possibly Erumas, Manwemas, or Gandlafmas/Olorinmas depending where on Middle-Earth you are) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-23-2008, 11:45 AM	#5666
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately this Grinch ate all the Christmas/Erumas/Manwemas/Gandalfmas/Olorinmas cookies, and left the little hobbitlings and elflings crying. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

12-23-2008, 01:46 PM	#5667
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Fortunately, the Grinch's heart grew three sizes upon seeing all the little 'uns crying and he died of cardiac arrest. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-23-2008, 01:50 PM	#5668
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately his corpse began to rot with LUDICROUS SPEED. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-23-2008, 02:31 PM	#5669
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, it had total biodegraded within the hour, so there was nothing left for people to look at in disgust. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-23-2008, 03:19 PM	#5670
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, having nothing to look at in disgust spoiled the orphan orcsees secular holiday party at Aunt Shelob's place. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-23-2008, 03:30 PM	#5671
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Shelob gave them a passing ranger to amuse themselves with. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-23-2008, 07:32 PM	#5672
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the orclets the ranger gave them to Sharkey to amuse himself with. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-10-2009, 11:33 AM	#5673
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Sharkey threw a seriously awesome party for them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-10-2009, 01:18 PM	#5674
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the party got broken up way too early. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-11-2009, 02:39 AM	#5675
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, they all gate crashed Gandalf’s birthday party and had an awesome time there. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....