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04-29-2008, 03:01 PM | #5321 |
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Fortunately, Bombadil was just Merry's nickname, annd then the real Tom Bombadil came to sort everyone out.
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05-01-2008, 08:13 AM | #5322 |
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Unfortunately, the real Tom Bombadil's
nickname was Merry, so everyone got even more confused.
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05-01-2008, 01:24 PM | #5323 |
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Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Tom Bombadil, resolving the confusion.
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05-01-2008, 03:07 PM | #5324 |
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Unfortantely Tom Bombadil sang his way out (as you do) and magaged to turn the dragon into a very harmless chicken, which everyone (except Tom Bombadil, who is supposedly vegetarian) ate.
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05-03-2008, 01:36 PM | #5325 |
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Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again.
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05-04-2008, 02:56 PM | #5326 |
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Unfotunately, a hole in the space-time continuum appeared and trapped everyone in the Void!
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05-05-2008, 08:14 AM | #5327 |
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Fortunately, the Void was in the attic of the
Green Dragon so everyone went downstairs and had PINTS!! of beer while Merry/Bombadil and Bombadil/Merry led them as they danced and sang on a table.
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05-10-2008, 10:36 PM | #5328 |
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Unfortunately, it was non-alcolholic beer.
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05-11-2008, 12:04 PM | #5329 |
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Fortunately, there was lots of alcoholic wine.
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05-11-2008, 10:09 PM | #5330 |
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Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all.
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05-12-2008, 01:46 PM | #5331 |
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Fortunately, this caused Barliman to invent
the wine spritzer. (Well, it beats watching Merry try to match Hillary Clinton boilermaker for boilermaker).
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05-12-2008, 04:26 PM | #5332 |
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Unfortunately, they realised that they actually were on a desert island, and had to burn it all when a nearby ship passed.
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05-13-2008, 06:51 PM | #5333 |
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Fortunately, the island turned out to be Tol Eressëa,
candidate for a second round match in Arda Cup Soccer 2008.
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05-13-2008, 07:18 PM | #5334 |
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Unfortunately, the Angband team was the one who ended up there.
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05-14-2008, 02:55 PM | #5335 |
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Fortunately, Tol Eressea was just a new-fangled nickname for Davy Jones' Locker which happened to suddenly enter Tolkien's legendarium.
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05-14-2008, 06:21 PM | #5336 |
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Unfortunately, Davy Jones' Locker turned out
to be a locker in the training room of Team Valimar training for Arda Cup Soccer 2008. PHP Code:
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06-22-2008, 07:44 PM | #5337 |
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Fortunately, nobody cared.
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06-23-2008, 10:58 PM | #5338 |
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Unfortunately, nobody caring was the sign that Dagor Dagorath is upon us.
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06-24-2008, 05:33 AM | #5339 |
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Unfortunately, though it may be upon us, it wasn't upon them.
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06-24-2008, 11:56 PM | #5340 |
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Unfortunately, Morgoth decided to hit Eönwë with Grond.
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Unfortunately, instead of writing,
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(Think of the Hobbits!)
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06-25-2008, 09:46 PM | #5343 |
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Fortunately, the hobbits know he was coming so they asked the Valar if they'd help in getting Morgoth out of the Shire.
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06-25-2008, 09:59 PM | #5344 |
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Unfortunately, the Valar, too, decided that destroying the Shire is fun.
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06-26-2008, 10:09 AM | #5345 |
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Fortunately, in came the Illuvatar! And the Shire was saved from all destruction.
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Unfortunately, as soon as Illuvatar left, all the Valar (except Ulmo, of course) attacked the shire again.
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06-29-2008, 02:42 PM | #5347 |
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Fortunately, all inhabitants of the Shire fled to the Barrow-Downs, Old Forest, and Tom Bobadil's house... Tom Bombadil's house turned into a hotel essencially.
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06-30-2008, 04:22 PM | #5348 |
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Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil went deaf, so when the EVIL Valar came, he couldn't help them as they sang for him to come.
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06-30-2008, 04:37 PM | #5349 |
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Fortunately, Eru made Gaffer Gamgee one of the Valar in the top position!
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Unfortunately, he got corrupted (By wanting to make a new species of Potatoes, which Eru didn't allow him to- even theough they were the size of small cats and repelled all bugs!) and the only faithful Vala left was Ulmo, and he was in hiding.
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07-06-2008, 04:03 PM | #5351 |
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Fortunately, Gaffer Gamgee died of potato poisoning and Ulmo discovered the cure for gangrene.
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Unfortunately, Samwise didn't like that, so he went on a rampage while in Valinor, so many beings were hurt and killed...
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Fortunately for Valinor, Samwise mistook the hill of Túna for a fish, so he tried to eat it and died before he did much damage.
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Unfortunately, for Valinor Galadriel came! And she saved Sam and The Gaffer but decided to trash Valinor and turned into a queen, beautiful and powerful, so she ruled Middle-earth...
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Unfortunately, she was as beautiful as Luthien, so she died.
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Fortunately, Celeborn came to the rescue and Valinor was saved!
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Unfortunately, Cirdan hadn't made the ship and on the way back, it sank.
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07-07-2008, 04:41 PM | #5358 |
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Fortunately, nobody important was on the ship, so it didn't matter.
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Unfortunately, the ship did carry someone who was going to be important, so a few years later Middle-Earth was covered by a swarm of giant, man-eating locusts from Khand, the sncestors of whom the important-person-to-be (otherwise known as Bob) would have killed.
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07-14-2008, 05:21 PM | #5360 |
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Fortunately, said savior of Middle-earth was raised out of the sea by Ulmo and was saved.
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