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05-26-2005, 01:55 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Grima: I hope he's finally trying to find the cure for male pattern baldness.
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05-26-2005, 03:04 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Saruman: "Eureka! Two chicken legs are equal to some cauliflower and a bit of batwing! I'LL BE RICH! ER!"
Or... Grima only went into Saruman's room to get a book because he had to, and even then he tried to avoid looking at the wizard playing with his "Action Figures". S: Rarr, rarr! I'll get you, Talonman! *in a deeper voice* Not today, Birdbrian! Let me introduce you to my new Destruct-O-Scale! *a higher voice* Nooooo! Or... Grima: So...the secret to your blasting powder is dried chicken legs? Saruman: Exciting, isn't it? I can't tell you how pleased I was to discover that. Or... Grima: You had Khazad-Dūm Fried Chicken and you didn't tell me?!? Or... Saruman the Werewolf finishes off the last of the poor henwife's chickens. Or... Saruman Many-Colored, even though he had become rather destructive of the environment since his days at The White, retained the habit of always, always using the whole chicken.
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05-26-2005, 04:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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Grima: Burning incense eh? Don't you think that's a little obvious? I saw you pick up Gandalf's lost pouch of Old Toby. You hypocrite!
Cool pic, where did this one come from I wonder?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-26-2005, 05:25 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Saruman has been watching movies again...
Saruman: now the undead are going to come...but all i need is MY BOOMSTICK!!!
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05-26-2005, 05:49 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Chicken Dippers, Orthanc style
Saruman: Wormtongue, would you be a good fellow and pass the ketchup?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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05-26-2005, 05:58 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Grima wonders why he ever took up with Saruman...
First rings, robes, and a fascination with colors, now he's obsessed with candles! What next? |
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05-26-2005, 06:10 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Saruman: and they laughed at me grima... at wizard school... but i'l lshow them! i'll show them all!!! ha ha ha
Grima: err...sir...the pizza is here Saruman: did you tip the delivery man? Grima: err...no Saruman: good man
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05-26-2005, 06:26 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
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Grima: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord Saruman. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen ring, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the hobbit's hidden...(choked by the force).
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05-26-2005, 06:32 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Grima: Master, do you really think half-man half-chicken soldiers are such a good idea ...?
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05-26-2005, 06:37 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,508
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Grima:Look at all the pretty candles.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumičre qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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05-27-2005, 02:34 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Grima: What are you doing?
Saruman: You see, the chicken legs are the perfect ingredients for my new brand of washing powder. You can put whites in with colours and they never run! Later...
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05-27-2005, 03:31 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Whilst puttering about when was not supposed to, Grime stops to check his ever-receeding hair line in the side of a bowl and thinks while 'fluffing' his hair...
Saruman: I can answer your question, and it's no. There is never enough hair on one side to cover the rest of your ugly head. Why don't you just shave it all off and top it with a wig or something... Grima: Um... I've already tried? Saruman: Hmm... Then you can get a new one because I can't stand to be seen with you and you can test out my NEW poultry Miracle Grow at the same time! ~ Exceedingly Dull to-day Ka
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05-27-2005, 03:58 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Quote:
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05-27-2005, 04:14 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Grima looks upon his predecessor
SARUMAN: Grima...did I ever tell you what happened to my last servant who chucked the Palantir out of the window?
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05-27-2005, 06:02 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Grima: So that's where he gets those fabulous false nails from. Now if only I could find his nail polish...
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05-27-2005, 10:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Cor Blimey Guv`nor, shine a light!
Sarumans attempts at making an artificial light source, due to Grima forgetting to pay the Electrikery Bill.
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05-27-2005, 11:32 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Grima: I've been meaning to ask; where exactly do you come from?
Saruman: The same place as the music. Grima: ...  ...
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05-27-2005, 12:14 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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"Grima, watch and learn. We keep the empty bargain bucket and simply put a couple of these old chicken feet in the bottom, cunningly add a few batter bits and some lard, then we get straight on the blower to the Fried Chicken shop. Hey presto! Free fried chicken for a whole month. That's magic."
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05-27-2005, 02:35 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,508
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Saruman: Be quiet. I am in the process of fabricating a new picture.
 Aragorn(in amazement): Wow, no one has ever been able to withstand my BO for such a long period of time. Except you.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumičre qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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05-27-2005, 02:55 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The moment before Aragorn realised he'd used glue instead of Shaving foam.
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05-27-2005, 03:07 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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In another room, Elrond hopes Arwen won't notice that he replaced Aragorn with a cardboard cutout after the real one died in battle.
Or Aragorn: Watch the extensions! They're real horse hair. Arwen: So that's what happened to Bill...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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05-27-2005, 03:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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My mind to your mind,
My thought`s to your thought`s Aragorn gets a mind meld from a pointy eared vulcan |
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05-27-2005, 03:14 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
Posts: 4,240
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Aragorn: 'Well, it started as this boil on my ear......'
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05-27-2005, 03:24 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gorn gets that glazed look in his eye, as the wife tells him about the new shoes she just bought.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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05-27-2005, 03:30 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Arwen: "I can smell polo mints..."
Aragorn tries to give a nonchalant look as Arwen checks his breath for evidence of pipeweed.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-27-2005, 03:46 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Here we see one of Arwen and Aragorn's frequent fights, often ending with him being confused and getting slapped.
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05-27-2005, 03:53 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"Sauron has placed a curse on me, dear; so unless you hold my head in place forevermore, it will fall off my shoulders."
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05-27-2005, 04:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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1430 S.R. - Arwen tries in vain to hold up her husband's sagging face...
Arwen: Eh! Why won't it stay up! This 'aging' thing is rather annoying you know... Aragorn: Have you tried clear tape? Arwen: Hmm, that a good one! ~ Slightly Porvacative Ka
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05-27-2005, 04:09 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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The rough hand was a dead giveaway: Aragorn realises that this is not Arwen, it is an Orc in disguise and designed to ensnare; a wicked deception of Sauron.
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05-27-2005, 04:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Saruman pic:
Saruman: Grima! There's a foot in my chicken soup!  A&A: Aragorn raises his femmish hand to his face. (is femmish a word?) Nim 
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05-27-2005, 08:16 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Arwen hopes to turn Aragorn onto Tic tacs...someday...someday!
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05-28-2005, 01:01 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Arwen : so like my own dear fiancee but clean!!!
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Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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05-28-2005, 01:07 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Galadriel has competition
ARWEN: You...will...kill Frodo...take...the Ring...and deliver it to me...
ARAGORN: Yes, master. Er, I mean...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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05-28-2005, 03:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Arwen: No. Your contact is still there.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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05-28-2005, 03:51 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Arwen: oh why do i always fall for you Hydrophob's?
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05-28-2005, 04:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Arwen: "Tell me the truth. Do you think my father is a jerk?"
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05-28-2005, 04:48 PM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Saruman and Grima pic:
As Grima fills in for Snape as Potions Teacher: Grima: No, Saruman, first add the dragon scale, then the chicken leg. We've already been through this, haven't we? Well? Saruman: (freezes in mid-action): Oh, oops. What do I do now? Arwen and Aragorn pic: the following one isn't mine, I saw a verion of this somewhere and I thought it was funny so...: Arwen: Do you remember when we first met? Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream. Arwen: Do you remember what I told you? Aragorn *sigh* Yes...You said I needed a shower and a shave.
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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05-28-2005, 04:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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Just as he prepares to kiss his beautiful bride Aragorn notices a small weasel on her left shoulder.
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05-29-2005, 09:38 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Arwen: I'm so sorry, but its time for a new picture!
 Elrond: What in the world is that? Gilgalad: Its a wizard... uncloaked. They are quite common these days...
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05-29-2005, 09:57 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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All thoughts of battle are brushed aside as Elrond remembers that purple goes officially out of fashion in just under two minutes.
Or Elrond's horror as the Orcs appear wearing the exact same shade of purple.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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