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05-20-2005, 12:22 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Sam couldn't help but grimace as he began to pull a tiny weasel from his forehead.
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05-20-2005, 12:28 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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The disappearance of the lembas hit Sam harder than he expected.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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05-20-2005, 12:43 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Sam should never have made that crack about Frodo punching like a girl...
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05-20-2005, 01:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Sam: I just got dumped for Gollum...what is up with that!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-20-2005, 01:25 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Sam: "I can't take it any more! I finally defeated the Shelob boss level and the damn playstation crashes on me!"
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Gordon's alive!
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05-20-2005, 01:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Rosie pulls a Jennifer Wilbanks on Sam.
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05-20-2005, 02:40 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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When Frodo took "Rock, paper, scissors" too far.
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05-20-2005, 03:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Sam bonks his head on the wall.
Ah! Taters, that hurt!
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05-20-2005, 03:55 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Sam wept long and loud the day Frodo was killed by werewolves...
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05-20-2005, 04:05 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Sam: this isn't right! he should understand me for me!
(this can be referenced back to legendary frog...  )
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05-20-2005, 06:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, Sam's allergies kicked in high gear and he had earlier used the last Claritin to seditate Gollum...
Sam: why! Why! WHY ME! Frodo ( from off to the distance): Hey? What happened to Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo? I was starting to like all that worship... ~ Another yet seemlessly confrontal Ka
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05-20-2005, 07:03 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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S*sob: "Nooo! Li'l Brudder! He's got the heart of a champion!"
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05-20-2005, 08:10 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Duck and cover!!! Duck and cover!!!
Last edited by Encaitare; 05-20-2005 at 08:11 PM. Reason: apparently all caps are not allowed... grumble... |
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05-21-2005, 02:18 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Where are those keys?
  OR Sam: Balrogs DO so have wings. Why can't you see that?Frodo: Erm, because they DON'T have wings! Sam: THEY DO! THEY DO!
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05-21-2005, 08:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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Sam, "I really thought the new deodorant would help..."
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05-21-2005, 03:16 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Sam ponders on the crucial moment when he accidentally gave Gollum the One Ring and let him escape.
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05-22-2005, 07:27 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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 Mr. Jackson informs the trio what todo... Grima: Wait, did you say you wanted us to clip Gandalf's nose hairs? Theoden: Oooh, that sounds so fun, maybe we could all paint our fingernails next!
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05-22-2005, 07:33 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Inside Meduseld: A Hidden Camera...
...uncovering a darker side of Rohan.
Theoden laughs heartily as Grima makes fun of a disabled street urchin.
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05-22-2005, 07:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bernard Hill was the only one who laughed at Peter Jackson saying, "This will blow you away" while wheeling a large fan onto the stage.
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05-22-2005, 08:55 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Peter: can we get on with it?
Grima: good news, were no longer the men that say Neet! Theoden: neet Grima: shhh
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05-22-2005, 01:42 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Theoden: BUNDLE!!!!!!
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05-22-2005, 01:52 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Having tired of seeing Gandalf uncloaked, the men now plot the moment when Eowyn's skirt will fly up.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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05-22-2005, 02:16 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Aragorn was tied to a chair and given fashion tips by Gandalf the Peroxide, Theoden Bling and Grima Voguetongue...
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05-22-2005, 02:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Gandalf, Grima, and Theoden watched with smiles on their faces as Aragorn began to shrink.
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05-22-2005, 06:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Ian: Peter, we wanted to ask, to clarify, when Theoden is being exercised, where is all that light coming from?
The same place as the music...
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-22-2005, 08:57 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Grima: You see, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding. My lord Theoden wasn't under any evil influence, he just really needed a bath. And now that he's had one, he looks much better!
Theoden: *beams* I gotta be clean! Gandalf: Oh. *is puzzled* I really thought Saruman had something to do with this, but... yes, the bath does seem to have done him a world of good. |
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05-22-2005, 08:57 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Grima: i got a question, how come every movie Bernard Hill has been in that i've seen, he dies like in the middle or at a climax of the movie? i mean i would expect it in one of you horrible movies there Peter? i mean why can't Bernard give a chance huh? and all these other actors! i know their not hte best and this movie isn't great after some wacko like tolkien devised it...oh i'm so dying in the first five minutes aren't i?
Everyone: yep
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05-23-2005, 03:54 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Another scene is spoiled as Bernard Hill realises his mum has turned up in the audience with her camcorder and he gives a big smile for her latest home movie.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-23-2005, 04:13 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Play is halted as an attractive eligible bachelorette walks past the set.
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05-23-2005, 01:34 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I...
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3 King Christmas Pageant
<sings> We three kings of Orient aaarrreee!!!!!
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05-23-2005, 01:43 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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05-23-2005, 02:25 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
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PJ: 'Ok guys, you know how much effort we've gone to to be faithful to the professor's book? Well, we thought that when Grima says his line to Eowyn about 'a hutch to trammel some wild thing in we'd have an actual hutch in the back of the shot....'
Dourif in bad british accent: 'Ohh, Peeterr, you arre soo insiiightfuul.' Hill: 'Ha! Haa! HaHaHaHaHa. HaHa!!! My character's mad you know! HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa! McKellen: (Thinks)'What am I doing here? I'm a knight of the British stage. I thought this was supposed to be a production of The Doll's House. Wonder if my agent's got me that Corrie gig... |
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05-23-2005, 02:42 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Bernard laughs smugly as everyone casts accusing looks in Jackson's direction when a suspiciously eggy odour is detected. He was going to blame Gimli.
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05-23-2005, 03:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Ian: Peter I think your cameos are getting a little weird I mean you seriously want me to stand here long enough to get your hair in the shot...only the people on the barrowdowns will notice(
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05-23-2005, 03:37 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Théoden: Ha ha ha!
Gandalf: What are you laughing at? Théoden: The New picture of course.  Saruman: You see I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side...
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05-23-2005, 03:51 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Saruman: as you see Gand- wait here...hey you crazy kids get off my lawn! i'll blow your bloody head up with my crazy ninja wizard powers! yeah you better run! i'll bite your bleeding legs off!...*cough* now where was I?
Gandalf: something about giving me power over the Istari Saruman: oh yeah...wait...oh you almost got me there Gandalf! good one! Gandalf: well, you know... Saruman: do it again and i'll stab your eyes out! okay lets go to my tower now (anyone who PM's me what references i took the above context from will make me mildly surprised...)
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05-23-2005, 04:39 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Saruman: Come, Gandalf. Take my hand and we shall skip merrily across the grassy grounds of Isengard.
Gandalf: Erm, no thanks!
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05-23-2005, 04:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
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Saruman: Now Gandalf, just let me remove this dead leaf from your beard...
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Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)
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05-23-2005, 05:24 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
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Saruman: Gandalf I need to show you something. Look at my right hand, isn't it horrible. Its a strange difformidy that runs in my family, or atleast I think it does. Where are they?
 
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05-23-2005, 06:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Saruman: The hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!!!
Gandalf: Oh, when will this loon shut up?!
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