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05-07-2005, 12:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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School dances, even for a hobbit like sam, can be a culinary experience...
F: Who are you gonna ask? S: That girl over there. F: Rose Cotton? How the heck are you gonna do that? S: Eh, build her a cake or something... ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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05-07-2005, 12:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Spying on Gandalf.
That's not a real beard??!! 
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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05-07-2005, 01:16 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Frodo: Look at that Sam!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Its a new Picture!  Frodo: Look at that Que! We'll never get to the post office in time!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-07-2005, 01:52 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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It was tortilla day at the Mordor army kitchens.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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05-07-2005, 02:27 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Frodo to Sam, in reference to the next picture in which they appear:
"Look Sam! At last a picture that isn't snatched out of the movie film!" OR: "I didn't know orks washed their dirty laundry!"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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05-07-2005, 02:49 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Frodo and Sam were astonished: only three Orcs remained alive to fight the ferocious army of badgers.
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05-07-2005, 03:04 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Celeborn/Galadriel pic:
Celeborn: Did you just call me Teleporno??? Orc pic: As the swarms of rabid fans ran towards the trailers, the orc bouncers shouted, "I know you're ecstatic that Backstreet's back (again), but A.J. will not be signing autographs tonight!" Last edited by Encaitare; 05-07-2005 at 03:09 PM. |
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05-07-2005, 04:44 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The Witch-King hit upon a new way to catch the elusive hobbits. While distracting them by louding reciting stale jokes about 'how many nazguls does it take to change a lightbulb' or something along those lines, his secret army of Black Breath leeches went in for the kill.
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05-07-2005, 06:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Celeborn and Galadriel pic:
Celeborn: (Whispering.) "Wow! I didn't remember that Dwarves were that ugly!" Galadriel: "Kindly refrain from insulting my guest!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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05-07-2005, 07:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Peeping Toms!!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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05-07-2005, 07:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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What you see here is a picture of the moment before a trio of Vogons began reciting their poetry to their relatively captive audience....
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat. |
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05-07-2005, 08:40 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Sam: The line for the grand-opening of the Krispy Kreme store stretches all the way into Mordor? We'll never get our donuts now.
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Fenris Penguin
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05-08-2005, 12:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning...
Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again... Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN! Everyone: Symphonic Moan S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable... ~ Rant Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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05-08-2005, 01:05 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Orc overseer: He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-08-2005, 10:28 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Sam: i love you mr.Frodo
Frodo: not now Sam... *yes it is legendary frog*
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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05-08-2005, 09:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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Sam: Bless me little Hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo. Apparently orks, as well as killers, are also Fanilows! This is our lucky day!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-08-2005, 11:43 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Orc overseer: Look, I don't care how many of you there are! The sign clearly says "No trainers" so bog off!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-09-2005, 09:56 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Frodo: "An army of Orcs? In Mordor? Inconceivable!"
Sam: "I don't think you know what that word means either."
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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05-09-2005, 10:15 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Sam: "Look at all them orcs Mr. Frodo. My old Gaffer would say....."
Frodo muttering: "Oh great, here we go with the 'My old Gaffer says this or that' bit"
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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05-09-2005, 12:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Frodo to Sam: Dammit Sam trust us to pick a parade day!
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05-09-2005, 01:00 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-09-2005, 01:06 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Frodo: "You know, Sam, statistically speaking, around 470 of those Orcs would find you rather attractive...."
Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're scaring me again."
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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05-09-2005, 01:55 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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It just goes to show... there is nowhere you can hide from Orc scouts selling biscuits!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-09-2005, 03:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-09-2005, 03:47 PM
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Illusionary Holbytla
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,547
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Orc standing at the top: That's right! The three of us versus all of you!
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05-09-2005, 04:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Sam: Mr. Frodo! We're never going to get to see Star Wars!!!
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Samwise watches in horror as army ants march on the garden of Bag-end.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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05-10-2005, 06:41 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Frodo and Sam were sorely tempted to rush out and grab the designer jeans the Orcs were using as a banner...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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05-10-2005, 01:40 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,508
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New Pic!
 Aragorn: Ok, Ok. I'll go out with you!!! Just put that thing down.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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05-10-2005, 01:43 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Aragorn sure hoped Eowyn was thinking of marshmallows when she wielded her toasting fork.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 05-10-2005 at 01:56 PM. |
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05-10-2005, 01:44 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Eowyn's Demand
ARAGORN: Fine, whatever. When I'm King, all women will have the vote. (Sotto voce) Beats me what they'll be voting for though. What does the gel think I am, some kind of democrat?
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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05-10-2005, 01:51 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Okay, so Aragorn wasn't exactly Bombadill when it came to singing...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-10-2005, 02:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Aragorn: "Hmm. Not very sharp."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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05-10-2005, 03:07 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Okay, Okay we'll get two onion blossoms
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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05-10-2005, 03:07 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sean Bean: See! I'm Still Sharpe!
Vigo: Look, that show ended ten years ago! Get over it! Sean Bean: NEVER!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-10-2005, 03:15 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Hookbill's given me an idea, something special to somone for guessing what movie this is from.
Boromir was distraught over the death of his mother, Finduilas, and now had to kill Aragorn because he found out about Boromir's little secret. P.S. It's not lines from the movie, just the basic plot.
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05-10-2005, 04:10 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Aragorn: "You don't like my new foot-long earring?!"
OR Aragorn's Mother: "I've had it. You're getting a haircut." OR Aragorn wonders how this white unicorn got a steel horn. 
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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05-10-2005, 04:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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Aragorn: Whoa! I just shaved this morning!
*snerk*five o'clock shadow*snerk*
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-10-2005, 04:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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I'm on a sugar high today...
Aragorn: You really should cut your fingernails...
or Eowyn: You have something in your teeth. Ary: Do you have a toothpick? Eowyn: Yeah. You'd better use this. Ary: Whoa! Eowyn: You might need something bigger. Nimmy 
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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05-10-2005, 05:09 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Gimli: Come on! we must help the hobbits fight the orcs!
Aragorn: just hold on, Legolas teached me this thing with my sword where i oggle my reflection...so purty... Legolas:yesss....purty....
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