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05-04-2003, 01:03 PM | #441 |
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Oooh, wow, new page! But anyway, making these are addictive!!!
Ok, so more Fangirl ISM... Aragorn: I see Fangirls! Boromir, hide me! Boromir: Nay! I shall pretend to be you, and draw them away for you! Aragorn: You'd do that for me? Boromir: Ye-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! **runs** Eowyn and other fangirls: **rushing past** Come back my darling! Aragorn: **from behind tree** Phew...have they gone? Right....that was pants. Never mindy... [ May 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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05-04-2003, 01:09 PM | #442 | |
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05-04-2003, 01:13 PM | #443 |
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lol Helkahothlion, have you not heard that expression before?
Im scared by your Location, btw....
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05-04-2003, 01:14 PM | #444 |
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It's quite normal considering the fact that I am a cigarete. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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05-04-2003, 02:11 PM | #445 |
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Helkathion. When did you first having this dream that you were a cigarette?
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05-04-2003, 02:16 PM | #446 |
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When a very hansome chick was sucking my toe.
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05-04-2003, 02:22 PM | #447 |
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I don't know how to respond to that. Except by chuckling, and trying to get the disturbing images out of my mind.
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05-04-2003, 02:26 PM | #448 |
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[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] excactly my intention. All will perish by the thought mwuahahahaha. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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05-04-2003, 02:34 PM | #449 |
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I suddenly don't want to know.
In continuation of Anything But Arwen's post: Where is she, where is she, where is she...? *screams of fangirls can be heard in the background: "Aragorn!" "I want to marry you!" "You can't run from fate, my love!"* Rynoah: *GASP* I sense Boromir is in trouble! (No, I look nothing like Galadriel. Humor me, mmkay?) STAND ASIDE, YOU DROOLING FANGIRLS OF ANCIENT CURSE! BE GONE AND LEAVE MY GONDORIAN MAN ALONE! AIEE! *screams of fear as the fangirls retreat* *confused* Whoa, wait a minute. How'd you do that? You forget, Aragorn, that I have an overprotective fangirl. It's insurance against other fangirls. (Off-camera) Rynoah: *protective cling and growl* An overprotective fangirl. I see now! Well, then, I'm off on a quest to find an overprotective fangirl to call my own! Wish me luck!
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05-04-2003, 03:31 PM | #450 | |
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05-04-2003, 03:35 PM | #451 |
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Agreed.
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05-04-2003, 03:44 PM | #452 |
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...and I assume not much gets into the lungs of Legolas.
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05-04-2003, 09:04 PM | #453 |
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This is a team effort with myself and Tinuviel of Denton.
*Grabs keyboard* Hi! *Gives it back* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Frodo: There's an army of fangirls coming!!! Fangirls: Aragorn, Legolas we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!! Gimli: Let them come. My axe is sharp. Legolas: Great idea, Gimli! Hey, Aragorn, I can shoot more than you! Aragorn: Care to bet? Legolas: Sure, if I win you have to cook for the rest of the quest. Elves: We'll help you. Haldir: Ready, Aim... *Grabs keyboard again* Don't be too hard on us. We're tired. (This idea was suggested by a random comment of a sci-fi fan. Go figure) *hands keyboard back to Dûrlossiel*
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05-05-2003, 08:07 AM | #454 |
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Here's my first anti fangirl.
They say that Aragorn and Legolas are raising an Army to fight the common enemy. Its about time they did somthing about Sauron. Not Sauron mylady, he's relatively harmless, all he wants to do is take over the world and destroy every thing good in it. We are talking about the fangirls. Help their is an army of Fangirl forming in the south! Beware to all men!!!!!!!!!! How Many? Ten thousand strong at least! we don't think we have much to worry abouts precious. com'ere shoochy poochy Sheagoly!
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05-05-2003, 08:08 AM | #455 |
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Oh NO! We must gather with Aragornses army! Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. You will unite or you will fall. Me and my Elves pledge our swords. We pledge our bows. And my axe. Sorry I didn't bring more dwarves, but we dwarves don't get fangirls. (meanwhile) Grima! Come here honey! Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see I am wearied by your troublesome girls. I must flee to Aragorns Army in Helms deep!
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05-05-2003, 08:09 AM | #456 |
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*After all the Anit-fangirls army is gathered they await the oncoming storm at Helms deep.*
The army of fangirls is on the march. Wheres my poopski Aragorn?!?! They flood the entire deep with more on the way. The battle begins. Aragorn it is hopeless get your men to the keep! Nan Barad! To the Keep! We must get to the keep! As the others retreated Gimli is taken prisoner and is tortured by the cruel fangirl torture!
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05-05-2003, 08:10 AM | #457 |
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Hello shnooockums sweety my lovy dovy gwimli. The torture of her words! I can't bear it! *everything changes with the arrival of a few allies.* Forward!!! Men Forward!!!!!! Charge!!!! We are the ones not even fangirls like! Hey Babes!!! Retreat!!!! Evry tale must end. This one does with the fangirl army in full retreat.
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05-05-2003, 09:43 AM | #458 |
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Haha! I love it Mornie!
And I vote for Silmarien's "Stop in the name of Love"
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05-05-2003, 01:33 PM | #459 |
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Very funny! Hee hee hee hee..."Gimli is captured an tortured: 'Gimlikins! Smeegums pooki!'"
With the party going on, now might not have been the absolute best time to start that contest...but hey, I can think of something good in a week, I hope.
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05-05-2003, 02:42 PM | #460 |
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Right on, Mornie!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That one Uruk-hai looked just like some fangirls I know too! LOL!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!
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05-05-2003, 03:07 PM | #461 |
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Thanks. I had to ad to the Anti-fangirl mania. I confess i start off with an Idea and let the pics do the rest. Just figure out something and look at the pics. They give me ideas!
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05-06-2003, 07:06 AM | #462 |
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Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris. *phone rings and it is put on the air* who is calling and whats your problem. We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person. So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life? both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum. I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two? I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean. Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?
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05-06-2003, 07:07 AM | #463 |
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I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! And we wantsss the precious that was stolen from ussss. It sounds to me that you have a serious case of obsession. My daughter is a can help you with this if you want. Smeagol: Yes, Yes, take him away and teach him! Gollum: Never! The precious is ours! Smeagol:go away! Gollum: No! You guys, were on the air, you need to cut that out. S: Yes Precious! G: No! S: YES! G: NO! S: YES! G: NO! S: YES! G: NO! I knew I shoulda gone to Valinor!
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05-06-2003, 06:18 PM | #464 |
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Hey, Mornie Alantie, the fangirl army was MY idea!!!!! You copied!!!!!
That's okay though. Yours was better. |
05-06-2003, 07:42 PM | #465 |
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This is the scene at Helms Deep Where Aragorn and Gimli are about to leap onto the orcs.
"Orcs! Very dangerous." "You go first." "Wrong movie, John." "Hey, it sure beats the "Toss me" line! "CUT! You see what I go through and you wonder why I'm like this?!?!" For all the Indiana Jones fans. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]
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05-06-2003, 10:35 PM | #466 |
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Ha ha ha ha!!! *Falls out of chair from laughter* I've been gone too long! These are all great! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Anti-fangirl scenes are always the best! *snickers* I love all the contests that have come up. He he, I'm going to have 70's songs in my head all night now. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Keep the funny scenes coming you guys!!! Hopefully, all of your good ideas will inspire me again to do one of my own. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 01:12 AM | #467 |
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*doubles up*
~Menelien (What content this post has, really [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
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05-07-2003, 11:16 AM | #468 |
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*dies* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 11:20 AM | #469 |
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Could somebody tell me how to ost pictures from a mac computer? The ones at my house are IBM, but these ones at school are macs, and when I sneak on next time, I'd like to be able to post pictures [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-07-2003, 02:08 PM | #470 |
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With a Mac, you hold down the mouse button (if it's a single button mouse), or the right button, on the thumbnail image until a menu pops up. You may have to press the shift key and let it up again. Then select "Open IMAGE in new window". Then when it loads, just select the address from the bar and "copy" from the edit menu. Then past it into BD's.
Hope that helps!
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05-07-2003, 07:46 PM | #471 |
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Hey, everybody,
Durlossiel has requested that I make one leetle correction to my last post. The fangirl shooting contest wasn't entirely my idea, I had help from her. Actually, she threatened to dunk me if I didn't correct it. Hey, cool! I'm an animated skeleton now! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ] |
05-08-2003, 02:14 AM | #472 |
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Congratulations on your, uh, skeletonship, Tinuviel =)
Okay, here comes a really weird one: Why did the chicken cross the road? Holy ****! Not this again! To get to the other side! Ha! Ha! Ha! Gandalf, that's not funny. What did you say??? My staff shall come down! *clack* *boom* More weirdnss in next post... ~Menelien
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05-08-2003, 04:47 AM | #473 |
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Aha! So Gandalf also has a Pokey Stick of Doom? And he pokes Frodo?
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
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05-08-2003, 05:07 AM | #474 |
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NONONO! NOT a POKEY STICK OF DOOM!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
*hides while contemplating comeback scene* 'but what's more powerful than a pokey stick of DOOM. Hmm I wonder no. YES. Maybe. BWAHAHAHAHA' [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 09:09 AM | #475 |
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Nothing beats the monkey pants attacker of doom. I have spoken. Weird yes, but spoken nontheless. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 12:14 PM | #476 |
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Well, Helkahothion, perhaps you need to make a scene involving the monkey pants attacker of doom. It sounds...intriguing.
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05-08-2003, 01:33 PM | #477 |
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Be gone. Or I will send of the pants attacking monkey of doom! HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid Wizard. Is that all you have? No magic created army? Just a stupid monkey? Just send it of. Man is that Sauron a weird bloke or what. Go and get them, pants attacking monkey of Doom! No you IDOTS. Don't you know what you have unleashed? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH Mister Frodo!! NO!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're wish is my command. [ May 08, 2003: Message edited by: Helkahothion ] |
05-08-2003, 01:45 PM | #478 |
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Lol, that was funny. Haven't been to this forum in a while. I'm not at all up to date on what's happening, so don't mind me if I act a little clueless... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 01:48 PM | #479 |
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That was.... intresting.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Same here Kittywhirl! I should probably read up if I want to post anything huh. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 03:59 PM | #480 |
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Okay, continuation to mine, scroll up to find the beginning:
FEEL THE POWER! Now do you understand how powerful I am? ...and how funny that joke was? No... Gandalf... it wasn't you. Look! Frodo: It's Saruman... ...he's flirting with Arwen! Okay, don't ask me where I get these... strange... ideas. *shakes head* Demented dreams... ~Menelien
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