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Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-13-2005, 06:31 AM

Robo-Bilbo, seeing the approach of the Dwarves and Gandalf, makes sure his exploding cakes are armed.

The Only Real Estel · 04-13-2005, 07:02 AM

Ahhh, the power of cheese.

Meela · 04-13-2005, 07:41 AM

Bilbo's armed and ready, should Lobelia ever choose to visit again...

Maeggaladiel · 04-13-2005, 09:00 AM

He lies in wait, the poisoned cookies in hand. THE RING WOULD BE HIS.
Frodo- (offstage) It sure was nice for uncle Bilbo to invite us over for tea and cookies!

the phantom · 04-13-2005, 09:18 AM

Bilbo: That dratted wizard. First he sends thirteen dwarves to take my ale, then he gets Frodo to take my ring, and then he lets the Sackville clan take my hobbit hole... but I'm NOT letting him take my CAKES!!

Mithalwen · 04-13-2005, 10:52 AM

Bilbo, in hiding from the ploughman whose lunch he stole...

Formendacil · 04-13-2005, 11:43 AM

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

The Only Real Estel · 04-13-2005, 12:01 PM

But Frodo quickly drew back the Ring. To his distress and amazement he found that he was no longer looking at Bilbo; a shadow seemed to have fallen between them, and through it he found himself eyeing a stern, wrinkled creature with a hungry face, holding a large sponge cake.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-13-2005, 12:28 PM

It occurred to Bilbo that this 'Khamul' figure was not actually too interested in afternoon tea.

Lalwendë · 04-13-2005, 03:31 PM

The annual Hobbiton village fete always included a much anticipated event: the cake competition. Bilbo's chief rival was Otho Sackville Baggins, who had won first prize for the past four years. "But not this year..." thought Bilbo, as he swapped Otho's delicious apple pie for a cat food fritter.

The Only Real Estel · 04-13-2005, 04:44 PM

Bilbo knew by now that whenever he happend to see the dwarves coming he should hide his favorite foods.

Oddwen · 04-13-2005, 05:38 PM

Eggs and ham for breakfast...and mind ya don't break 'em...blah-blah-blah...cram. Cram for them all!!

Esgallhugwen · 04-13-2005, 06:06 PM

Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.

or

No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-14-2005, 06:07 AM

Bilbo: Maybe I can distract that black chap with cake . . .

Lalwendë · 04-14-2005, 06:50 AM

"Some custard would be grand with this apple pie. But there won't be any custard for sale in the Shire for weeks. That confounded Lalwende bought it all to use in her nefarious custard-walking experiments."

Mithalwen · 04-14-2005, 10:55 AM

Hiding in the cupboard gave Bilbo the chance ot cheat on his cholesterol lowering diet...

Lhunardawen · 04-14-2005, 07:39 PM

Bilbo prepares his ultimate defense against the Nazgul's Black Breath: the good ol' pie-in-the-face.

The Elf-warrior · 04-14-2005, 07:50 PM

Lobelia went on a rampage with her umbrella when she realized that she was babbling at a wax work.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-15-2005, 07:06 AM

Bilbo is on the look-out for the neighbor's dog...gonna try the "stale muffin projectile" approach to make sure it doesn't do-do in his yard again.

Gil-Galad · 04-15-2005, 08:24 AM

Bilbo: aagh new picture!!!

Boromir: don't worry, everythings gonna be okay...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-15-2005, 09:14 AM

Look everyone, the Gondorians and orcs have put aside their defences to play "Giant Tennis"

Maeggaladiel · 04-15-2005, 10:06 AM

Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-15-2005, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?

Maeggaladiel, is this after they tried it at Orthank a couple of Pictures ago?

Morsul the Dark · 04-15-2005, 10:39 AM

gondorian..."wehres the cream fillling... Now thats the stuff hostess!"

Meela · 04-15-2005, 10:52 AM

Thus arose the timeless joke "how many Orcs does it take to change a beacon?"

Nimrodel_9 · 04-15-2005, 11:14 AM

Mordor always had a really good parade.

The Only Real Estel · 04-15-2005, 12:35 PM

Boromir: I think we'd better cancel the rest of the night and call out the knights, the mosh pit is getting out of hand."

Encaitare · 04-15-2005, 01:13 PM

Gothmog: Hey! When did we go digital?

The Only Real Estel · 04-15-2005, 01:51 PM

Gothmog curses at the armies switch to digital, "Now I look even more lumpy than before!"

Gil-Galad · 04-15-2005, 04:51 PM

Saurons next greatest plague on Gondorians...lag...

TomBrady12 · 04-15-2005, 06:11 PM

Things went from bad to worse in Gondor when the orcs were informed of Denethor's proposed privatization of Middle Earthian Security accounts.

TB12

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-15-2005, 06:44 PM

It was not too long before Denethor began to regret his decision to award the contract for Minas Tirith's exterior lighting to Gothmog & Co.

Ainaserkewen · 04-15-2005, 06:44 PM

Pippin: I'm sure the army from Mordor can't be that big...

Gandalf: Why don't you look again.

Pippin looks at the slowly loading, pixelated picture before him.

Pippin: It's taking forever.

Gandalf: That is because Mordor is run on a 56k Modem.

Pippin: Stupid dial-up...

OR>>>

Merry: That's a very nice drawing Pip.

Pippin: Thanks, that Palatire has been great inspiration for my art lately.

elronds_daughter · 04-15-2005, 07:08 PM

Newscaster: ...And Minas Tirith is under attack by the orcs of Mordor. <pause> In other news, the price of pipeweed has gone up, and in a surprise move, Gaffer Gamgee has sold his potato business. <pause> You're watching Shire News 4 at eight. We'll be back, after this.

Gurthang · 04-15-2005, 07:25 PM

Unknown to attacking Mordor, Minas Tirith has just installed a new deflecter shield. The orcs will soon be taking back their own.

elronds_daughter · 04-15-2005, 07:40 PM

Orcs give a whole new meaning to "storming the castle".

Oddwen · 04-15-2005, 07:42 PM

Men of Gondor: Oh no! We are under siege! SAVE THE SHRUBBERY!!

(You can see a plant on the second level...what's that about?)

Aragond the Gondorian: Hahaha, look at those cheesy explosions! The SFX in this game sure...SPLAT!

Gil-Galad · 04-15-2005, 08:06 PM

Frodo: all we have to do is wait for Leonard Nimoy and a bunch of Hippie chicks to come save us

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-15-2005, 10:32 PM

The fireworks display for the Annual Uruk-Edain Friendship Day went horribly wrong.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-16-2005, 09:32 AM

Now this is a lesson to all of you. Never play you’re music too loud, the neighbours will get rowdy. So always use you're iCod's head phones.

04-13-2005, 06:31 AM	#4721
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Sauron's ultimate weapon. Robo-Bilbo, seeing the approach of the Dwarves and Gandalf, makes sure his exploding cakes are armed. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-13-2005, 07:41 AM	#4723
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Bilbo's armed and ready, should Lobelia ever choose to visit again... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-13-2005, 09:00 AM	#4724
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	He lies in wait, the poisoned cookies in hand. THE RING WOULD BE HIS. Frodo- (offstage) It sure was nice for uncle Bilbo to invite us over for tea and cookies! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-13-2005, 09:18 AM	#4725
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Bilbo: That dratted wizard. First he sends thirteen dwarves to take my ale, then he gets Frodo to take my ring, and then he lets the Sackville clan take my hobbit hole... but I'm NOT letting him take my CAKES!! __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-13-2005, 10:52 AM	#4726
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Bilbo, in hiding from the ploughman whose lunch he stole... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-13-2005, 07:02 AM	#4722
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Ahhh, the power of cheese.

04-13-2005, 11:43 AM	#4727
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	"You can't have your cake and eat it too." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-13-2005, 12:01 PM	#4728
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Rivendell? But Frodo quickly drew back the Ring. To his distress and amazement he found that he was no longer looking at Bilbo; a shadow seemed to have fallen between them, and through it he found himself eyeing a stern, wrinkled creature with a hungry face, holding a large sponge cake.

04-13-2005, 12:28 PM	#4729
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It occurred to Bilbo that this 'Khamul' figure was not actually too interested in afternoon tea. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-13-2005, 03:31 PM	#4730
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The annual Hobbiton village fete always included a much anticipated event: the cake competition. Bilbo's chief rival was Otho Sackville Baggins, who had won first prize for the past four years. "But not this year..." thought Bilbo, as he swapped Otho's delicious apple pie for a cat food fritter. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-13-2005, 04:44 PM	#4731
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo knew by now that whenever he happend to see the dwarves coming he should hide his favorite foods.

04-13-2005, 05:38 PM	#4732
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Eggs and ham for breakfast...and mind ya don't break 'em...blah-blah-blah...cram. Cram for them all!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-13-2005, 06:06 PM	#4733
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations. or No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-14-2005, 06:07 AM	#4734
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	[This goes before Eomer's cap] Bilbo: Maybe I can distract that black chap with cake . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-14-2005, 06:50 AM	#4735
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Some custard would be grand with this apple pie. But there won't be any custard for sale in the Shire for weeks. That confounded Lalwende bought it all to use in her nefarious custard-walking experiments." __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-14-2005, 10:55 AM	#4736
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Hiding in the cupboard gave Bilbo the chance ot cheat on his cholesterol lowering diet... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-14-2005, 07:39 PM	#4737
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Think it would work, Bilbo? Bilbo prepares his ultimate defense against the Nazgul's Black Breath: the good ol' pie-in-the-face.

04-14-2005, 07:50 PM	#4738
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Lobelia went on a rampage with her umbrella when she realized that she was babbling at a wax work. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-15-2005, 07:06 AM	#4739
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Bilbo is on the look-out for the neighbor's dog...gonna try the "stale muffin projectile" approach to make sure it doesn't do-do in his yard again. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-15-2005, 08:24 AM	#4740
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Bilbo: aagh new picture!!! Boromir: don't worry, everythings gonna be okay... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-15-2005, 09:14 AM	#4741
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Look everyone, the Gondorians and orcs have put aside their defences to play "Giant Tennis" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-15-2005, 10:06 AM	#4742
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do? __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-15-2005, 10:39 AM	#4744
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	gondorian..."wehres the cream fillling... Now thats the stuff hostess!" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-15-2005, 10:52 AM	#4745
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Thus arose the timeless joke "how many Orcs does it take to change a beacon?" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 04-15-2005 at 10:57 AM.

04-15-2005, 11:14 AM	#4746
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Mordor always had a really good parade. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-15-2005, 12:35 PM	#4747
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Boromir's Disco Dance Night Boromir: I think we'd better cancel the rest of the night and call out the knights, the mosh pit is getting out of hand."

04-15-2005, 01:13 PM	#4748
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Gothmog: Hey! When did we go digital?

04-15-2005, 01:51 PM	#4749
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Adding to Encaitare's Gothmog curses at the armies switch to digital, "Now I look even more lumpy than before!"

04-15-2005, 04:51 PM	#4750
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saurons next greatest plague on Gondorians...lag... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-15-2005, 06:11 PM	#4751
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Things went from bad to worse in Gondor when the orcs were informed of Denethor's proposed privatization of Middle Earthian Security accounts. TB12

04-15-2005, 06:44 PM	#4752
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	It was not too long before Denethor began to regret his decision to award the contract for Minas Tirith's exterior lighting to Gothmog & Co. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-15-2005, 06:44 PM	#4753
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Pippin: I'm sure the army from Mordor can't be that big... Gandalf: Why don't you look again. Pippin looks at the slowly loading, pixelated picture before him. Pippin: It's taking forever. Gandalf: That is because Mordor is run on a 56k Modem. Pippin: Stupid dial-up... OR>>> Merry: That's a very nice drawing Pip. Pippin: Thanks, that Palatire has been great inspiration for my art lately. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

04-15-2005, 07:08 PM	#4754
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Newscaster: ...And Minas Tirith is under attack by the orcs of Mordor. <pause> In other news, the price of pipeweed has gone up, and in a surprise move, Gaffer Gamgee has sold his potato business. <pause> You're watching Shire News 4 at eight. We'll be back, after this. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

04-15-2005, 07:25 PM	#4755
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unknown to attacking Mordor, Minas Tirith has just installed a new deflecter shield. The orcs will soon be taking back their own. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-15-2005, 07:40 PM	#4756
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Orcs give a whole new meaning to "storming the castle". __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.