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Meneltarmacil · 03-19-2007, 05:15 AM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll sat on him and squashed him.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-19-2007, 06:27 AM

Fortunately, that triggered something that separated Middle-Earth from Earth, and thus got rid of all of these communist and capitalist views.

Volo · 03-19-2007, 09:49 AM

Unfortunaly, a Mûmak forgot the One Ring in Earth.

Edit: How very useful to ask something without telling your identity...

Gil-Galad · 03-19-2007, 11:53 AM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was walking by and found it

--> Gil Guevara

The Might · 03-19-2007, 01:18 PM

Unfortunately, Phantom and Alien stole it

Gil-Galad · 03-19-2007, 01:21 PM

Fortunately, they fell over due to their 2D-ness

The Might · 03-19-2007, 01:23 PM

Unfortunately, Hookbill had just released a new and improved 3D version, which enabled them to take back the Ring

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-19-2007, 01:27 PM

Fortunately, Alien was more interested in a small kitten in a tree and began setting the tree on fire.

Volo · 03-19-2007, 01:32 PM

Unfortunaly, the kitten was Eru in disguise.

The Might · 03-19-2007, 02:19 PM

Fortunately, Phantom used the Ring to disappear and finally got rid of Alien

Meneltarmacil · 03-19-2007, 02:50 PM

Unfortunately, Alien could still smell him.

The Might · 03-19-2007, 02:58 PM

Fortunately, while Alien was busy burning down the tree, Phantom ran back home

Meneltarmacil · 03-19-2007, 03:00 PM

Unfortunately, he stepped right in the bear trap that Alien had placed in the front hallway.

High King Fingolfin · 03-19-2007, 03:44 PM

Fortunately, Phantom was incorporeal, so the trap didn't harm him.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-19-2007, 09:28 PM

Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several energy bolts and sucked into a vaccum cleaner. Afterwards, two men in black suits arrived and captured Alien, driving off with him out cold in the back seat.

The Sixth Wizard · 03-19-2007, 11:17 PM

Fortunately the Barrow-Wight was strolling by and judged that Phantom vs. Alien fell into the category of 'not suitable for a Tolkien forum' and proposed the entire thread be shut down!

(who are phantom and alien anyway?

)

Lord Melkor · 03-20-2007, 02:39 AM

Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to reset this entire thread.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-20-2007, 03:01 AM

Fortunately, all this distracted Sauron from the fact that the Bailiffs had taken all of his stuff.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sixth Wizard

(who are phantom and alien anyway?

)

They are the comic strip characters from the Barrow Downs Newspaper (see my sig).

Meneltarmacil · 03-20-2007, 05:24 AM

Unfortunately, the Bailiffs were evil.

Volo · 03-20-2007, 05:55 AM

Fortunaly, they were also extremly dumb and their evil was harmless, except for maybe themselves.

Gil-Galad · 03-20-2007, 08:25 AM

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIGHT

The Might · 03-20-2007, 10:32 AM

Fortunately, it was only a pink baby dragon

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-20-2007, 10:44 AM

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON had a father who was angry and started burninating.

Meneltarmacil · 03-20-2007, 10:49 AM

Fortunately, he only torched the evil bailiffs.

High King Fingolfin · 03-20-2007, 07:31 PM

Unfortunately, the baliffs ran around, starting many other things on fire, such as Gimli's bead.

The Elf-warrior · 03-20-2007, 07:48 PM

Fortunately, Legolas saved Gimli's bead by pouring conditioner on it.

Meneltarmacil · 03-20-2007, 08:06 PM

Unfortunately, he only managed to save his bead, while his beard was still on fire.

Gil-Galad · 03-20-2007, 08:40 PM

Fortunately, Gimli was fine with it, he always wanted t be a Flaming-Dwarf

Rikae · 03-21-2007, 08:55 AM

Unfortunately, Denethor was jealous.

The Might · 03-21-2007, 09:25 AM

Fortunately, out of so much jealousy, he ignited himself, ran around Minas Tirith for a while, then jumped over the cliff on top of the seventh level

Meneltarmacil · 03-21-2007, 12:10 PM

Unfortunately, he landed in a swimming pool on the sixth level and survived.

The Might · 03-21-2007, 01:18 PM

Fortunately, it was pretty deep, and he couldn't swim

The Sixth Wizard · 03-21-2007, 02:42 PM

Unfortunately a plundering orc fished him out.

(Come on, post what I know you will, I dare you.)

Meneltarmacil · 03-21-2007, 02:59 PM

Fortunately, they were both struck by lightning.

Lord Melkor · 03-21-2007, 08:39 PM

Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid creature with various superpowers, like flying, shooting lightning from his fingertips and a penchant for wearing his underpants over his spandex trousers.

Meneltarmacil · 03-21-2007, 08:50 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the alien-eating dog, the Flat Morgo-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll all ganged up on him before he could become a running gag.

Gil-Galad · 03-21-2007, 11:18 PM

Unfortuately, it worked and he was no more as the animator had a sudden heart attack

Maeggaladiel · 03-21-2007, 11:54 PM

Fortunately they had a pretty big special effects budget and were able to hire a new animator.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-22-2007, 12:05 AM

Unfortunately, this animator didn't like running gags and so they all stayed dead.

Precioussss · 03-22-2007, 05:43 AM

Fortunately, that same animator got run over by Mount Zoom. Everyone appreciated the irony.

03-19-2007, 05:15 AM	#4641
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Bob the Troll sat on him and squashed him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-19-2007, 06:27 AM	#4642
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, that triggered something that separated Middle-Earth from Earth, and thus got rid of all of these communist and capitalist views. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-19-2007, 09:49 AM	#4643
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, a Mûmak forgot the One Ring in Earth. Edit: How very useful to ask something without telling your identity... __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page Last edited by Volo; 03-19-2007 at 12:02 PM.

03-19-2007, 11:53 AM	#4644
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Is it me or did i just start some Communist happening... Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was walking by and found it --> Gil Guevara __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-19-2007, 01:18 PM	#4645
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, Phantom and Alien stole it __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-19-2007, 01:21 PM	#4646
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, they fell over due to their 2D-ness __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-19-2007, 01:23 PM	#4647
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, Hookbill had just released a new and improved 3D version, which enabled them to take back the Ring __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-19-2007, 01:27 PM	#4648
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Alien was more interested in a small kitten in a tree and began setting the tree on fire. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-19-2007, 01:32 PM	#4649
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, the kitten was Eru in disguise. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-19-2007, 02:19 PM	#4650
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, Phantom used the Ring to disappear and finally got rid of Alien __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-19-2007, 02:50 PM	#4651
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Alien could still smell him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-19-2007, 02:58 PM	#4652
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, while Alien was busy burning down the tree, Phantom ran back home __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-19-2007, 03:00 PM	#4653
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he stepped right in the bear trap that Alien had placed in the front hallway. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-19-2007, 03:44 PM	#4654
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Phantom was incorporeal, so the trap didn't harm him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-19-2007, 09:28 PM	#4655
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several energy bolts and sucked into a vaccum cleaner. Afterwards, two men in black suits arrived and captured Alien, driving off with him out cold in the back seat. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-19-2007, 11:17 PM	#4656
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately the Barrow-Wight was strolling by and judged that Phantom vs. Alien fell into the category of 'not suitable for a Tolkien forum' and proposed the entire thread be shut down! (who are phantom and alien anyway? )

03-20-2007, 02:39 AM	#4657
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to reset this entire thread. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

03-20-2007, 05:24 AM	#4659
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Bailiffs were evil. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-20-2007, 05:55 AM	#4660
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, they were also extremly dumb and their evil was harmless, except for maybe themselves. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-20-2007, 08:25 AM	#4661
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	must...move...thread...along... Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIGHT __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-20-2007, 10:32 AM	#4662
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, it was only a pink baby dragon __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-20-2007, 10:44 AM	#4663
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, THE DRAGON had a father who was angry and started burninating. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-20-2007, 10:49 AM	#4664
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he only torched the evil bailiffs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-20-2007, 07:31 PM	#4665
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the baliffs ran around, starting many other things on fire, such as Gimli's bead. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-20-2007, 07:48 PM	#4666
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, Legolas saved Gimli's bead by pouring conditioner on it. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-20-2007, 08:06 PM	#4667
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he only managed to save his bead, while his beard was still on fire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-20-2007, 08:40 PM	#4668
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Gimli was fine with it, he always wanted t be a Flaming-Dwarf __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-21-2007, 08:55 AM	#4669
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, Denethor was jealous.

03-21-2007, 09:25 AM	#4670
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, out of so much jealousy, he ignited himself, ran around Minas Tirith for a while, then jumped over the cliff on top of the seventh level __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-21-2007, 12:10 PM	#4671
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he landed in a swimming pool on the sixth level and survived. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-21-2007, 01:18 PM	#4672
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, it was pretty deep, and he couldn't swim __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-21-2007, 02:42 PM	#4673
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Unfortunately a plundering orc fished him out. (Come on, post what I know you will, I dare you.)

03-21-2007, 02:59 PM	#4674
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they were both struck by lightning. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-21-2007, 08:39 PM	#4675
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid creature with various superpowers, like flying, shooting lightning from his fingertips and a penchant for wearing his underpants over his spandex trousers. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

03-21-2007, 08:50 PM	#4676
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the alien-eating dog, the Flat Morgo-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll all ganged up on him before he could become a running gag. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.