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04-04-2005, 01:16 PM | #4601 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Merry: Unusual growth you've got there? What happened?
LOTR Logo: Dunno but it started with a boil on my bottom...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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04-04-2005, 01:36 PM | #4602 |
Bittersweet Symphony
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Pippin greatly regrets having that sixth corn dog.
or.... Merry accuses the logo of pouring Frodo's special secret-formula eyedrops all over his vest. You know, the ones that make things have such vivid color it's next to impossible: Merry: Curse you, logo! Frodo's going to have a fit! Logo: I didn't do nothin'. Merry: Gah! Double negative makes a positive! *Narrows eyes* So you did do it! Logo: Once again my tongue betrays me! |
04-04-2005, 02:33 PM | #4603 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Already frightened enough, Frodo freaks out further and Pippin snaps when Merry stars chanting, "Logo, Logo, in the Sky. Who'll be the first of us to die?"
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04-04-2005, 07:28 PM | #4604 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Smeagol suffers the worst thing that happened to him before he lost his Precious, getting kicked out of the PGA, the Pumpkin Growers Association. Smeagol: "And we wept, precious. Murderer they called us. Gollum, Gollum!"
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04-04-2005, 10:47 PM | #4605 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Frodo: the Nazgul are around us what do we do?
Sam: we should draw them out and fight them here! we can take him! Merry: see Sam, and you wonder why we dimiss from the meetings early... Pippin: oh oh oh!.....Marco! Sam, Frodo and Merry looked blindly at Pippin 4th Nazgul: yes? Pippin: no no no, your suppose to say Polo! 6th Nazgul: somebody say my name? Witch-King: ha my name's better.
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04-05-2005, 10:10 AM | #4606 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Our heroes are shocked (even Pippin) upon arriving in Bree's notorious red-light district.
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04-05-2005, 11:53 AM | #4607 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Frodo: Sam Gamgee, if I turn round and that's your hand on my backside murder will be done!
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04-05-2005, 12:38 PM | #4608 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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F- This could be it, lads.
M- Who would have thought we would have ended up like this, being torn limb from limb by the evil hordes of the zombie undead! P- There are too many! We're gonna die! S- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! We gotta stay strong! F- *sniff* Mommie! *Scene from the horror movie "When Hobbit Fangirls Attack." *
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04-05-2005, 12:53 PM | #4609 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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This isn't Rivendell!!!
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04-05-2005, 01:22 PM | #4610 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Time for a new picture, let's stroll on shall we and look at this piece of art...
Run!!! It's Elrond in his Green Mitzi dress!!! ~ Ka
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04-05-2005, 01:59 PM | #4611 |
Alive without breath
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Why won't this joke die!!
Aragorn saw... Gandalf... the... grey... un... cloaked...
OR A spear in the foot is no laughing matter.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-05-2005 at 02:05 PM. |
04-05-2005, 03:49 PM | #4612 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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continued from my other post...
The fiend has been found! This time he struck at a Helm's Deep where Aragorn was protecting the women and children from Saruman's army. The elf grabbed a spear from a nearby man and stabbed it into to Aragorn's foot. He then fled the scene and again, his whereabouts are unknown. If you have any information on where the culprit is, or why he is on this terrible rampage, please call 1-800-555-ORCS...
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04-05-2005, 03:53 PM | #4613 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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one too many 'shortcuts'...
Hobbit pic: As the blackriders closed in, Sam & Pippin discovered the wonder that is being to drunk to care.
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04-05-2005, 04:04 PM | #4614 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn: "Argh! Damn short-sighted Elf! That was not your quiver you just shoved that arrow into, it was my trousers!"
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04-05-2005, 04:08 PM | #4615 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Hobbit pic:
Merry: I think I smell something Sam: Dear Eru, what is that? Frodo: I don't know but it smells worse then Shelob's lair. *They all look to Pippin* Pippin: Look over there, a Black Rider! Aragorn pic: Aragorn yelling at Elrond: "See, I told you not to call him Ralph!" or It was a splendid guys night out until a certain Elven maiden decided to stop by..... Aragorn: Quick you fools! Run, hide, Arwen is coming and I can't let her know I'm having a good time!
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04-05-2005, 04:20 PM | #4616 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Aragorn: stand men of... oh screw this, SAVE YOURSELVES!
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04-05-2005, 06:28 PM | #4617 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: I'm stuck!
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04-05-2005, 07:38 PM | #4618 |
Scent of Simbelmynë
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"Aaaaaa-ve Ma-riiiiiiiiii-a!!!"
Since he obviously does not shower, Aragorn has taken to doing his singing in the heat of battle.
w00t! 1800 posts.
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04-05-2005, 07:40 PM | #4619 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: Run Away! Run Away!
A Famous Historian: Defeat at the castle seems to have uttery disheartned Aragorn...The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise and Aragorn became convinced that a new strategy was required if the Quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion.
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04-05-2005, 08:41 PM | #4620 |
Drummer in the Deep
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In an heroic effort, Aragorn attempts to push Wilhelm the elf out of the path of an arrow - and right off the Deeping Wall.
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04-06-2005, 02:20 AM | #4621 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn and his mates pogo onto the dance floor with great gusto as the refrain of Teenage Kicks starts up.
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Gordon's alive!
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04-06-2005, 05:31 AM | #4622 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Can anyone kill the joke, please? :)
Aragorn - and the rest of the Elves - saw Arwen...without makeup!!!
OR Being stepped on by an Elf, no matter what people say about their light steps, is still no laughing matter. |
04-06-2005, 05:48 AM | #4623 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Aragorn: BAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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04-06-2005, 07:41 AM | #4624 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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The elf that joined all of us in celebrating that Arwen would not be at Helm's Deep was soon set upon by Aragorn.
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04-06-2005, 08:07 AM | #4625 |
Denethor's True Love
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This elf knows from experience to get out of the way when Aragorn starts using his killer golf swings on the enemy.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-06-2005, 10:19 AM | #4626 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Showing an utter lack of tenderness or decency, Aragorn yawns in derision as his comrade gets impaled.
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04-06-2005, 10:38 AM | #4627 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Helm's Deep Three-Legged Race ended in bloodshed as the orc team accused the Human-Elf team of cheating.
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04-06-2005, 01:15 PM | #4628 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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In a desparate attempt at obtaining first place, Aragorn has just finished pushing his elven competitor out of the way in the "Cereal Throwing-Catching It In Your Mouth" contest.
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04-06-2005, 01:52 PM | #4629 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn bawls with sheer frustration as that pesky pushy Elf gets his hands on the Ripporff sofa on offer at just 15 ducats, in the frenzy that was the opening night of the Minas Tirith IKEA.
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04-06-2005, 01:55 PM | #4630 | |
Pilgrim Soul
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Quote:
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04-06-2005, 01:57 PM | #4631 |
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Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep
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04-06-2005, 02:41 PM | #4632 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn inadvertently voices his appreciation for the ten pints of Warg Bolter he has supped at the Helm's Deep 112th Beer Festival, while his Elven pal, not used to such a gassy ale, makes a dash for the portaloo...
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04-06-2005, 03:01 PM | #4633 |
Alive without breath
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Aragorn: NOOOO One expects the Spanish inquisition!
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04-06-2005, 06:23 PM | #4634 |
Dead Serious
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Aragorn catches Elladan reading a draft of a love letter to Arwen...
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04-07-2005, 06:21 AM | #4635 |
Haunting Spirit
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Aragorn: I'm gonna sneeze!
Elf misses out on a good spanking from Aragorn's Cricket bat due to an infortunate/fortunate tickle to the nose from an arrows feather.
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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04-07-2005, 09:33 AM | #4636 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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My gardener senses are tingling, a new picture is at hand, methinks.
It would be fair to say that Arwen did not age well.
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04-07-2005, 09:46 AM | #4637 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Like other reptiles, the Rohirric King sheds his skin as he grows larger. Huge Theoden-shaped peelings can be found lying around a Rohirric King's nest in the spring months.
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04-07-2005, 10:00 AM | #4638 |
Alive without breath
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The effect of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked.
OR Theoden: Friends... Roherirum... countrymen... Lend me you’re skin! Mine is falling off.
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04-07-2005, 12:22 PM | #4639 |
Denethor's True Love
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Theoden enjoyed spending quality time with his niece, but there was a limit as to how many all-night raves at the Wild Stallion he could take.
Or Theoden vows never to borrow Grima's moisturiser again.
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04-07-2005, 01:19 PM | #4640 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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King Theoden of Rohan is the only example of the complicated case of fourth-degree sunburn known to man.
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