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03-24-2005, 07:38 AM | #4441 |
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Saruman: All right! All together now!
You put you're left leg in, You're left leg out! In, out, in, out and shake it all about... Grima: This is not going to work. I think we need a new picture... Theoden: Urgh! I knew that last cheese cake was a bad Idea.
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03-24-2005, 08:02 AM | #4442 |
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Saruman: Look Grima, my vast army! Do you know how long it took me to paint all of them?
Grima: Yes, my Lord... *holds head in hand, remembering the many months of little orc models being thrown at him in rage* |
03-24-2005, 08:22 AM | #4443 |
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It was just during the worst of times that Theoden accidently swallows a fly...
(That's happened to me before, not fun)
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03-24-2005, 09:22 AM | #4444 |
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Oliphaunts? Here? Inconceivable.
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03-24-2005, 10:32 AM | #4445 |
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Theoden tried to keep it secret that he gets horse-sick, but he couldn't on this time.
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03-24-2005, 10:40 AM | #4446 |
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Too late does Theoden realise that someone had put a side-saddle on Snowmane...
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03-24-2005, 11:41 AM | #4447 |
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Theoden reels in surprise as a very small man punches Snowmane in the eye.
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03-24-2005, 02:43 PM | #4448 |
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Snowmane: Now maybe if I move just a little to my right he'll finally fall off...
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03-24-2005, 02:57 PM | #4449 |
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Theoden is still recovering from getting closelined by a spear he had missed hitting.
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03-24-2005, 02:58 PM | #4450 |
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Theoden: All right men! To the closest McDonald's!
Snowmane: Again?! Careful Tubby! Don't want to over-eat yourself! They don't pay me enough to do this job... or Theoden (and Snowmane) see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.
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03-24-2005, 03:03 PM | #4451 |
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Nim, I thought Theoden was more of a KFC man...
Theoden: And after I stole Legolas' shampoo, I felt strangely ill... but my hair looks so much better. Men: *cough!* *Cough!*
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03-24-2005, 03:55 PM | #4452 |
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Theoden found himself threatened by several spears when he suggested playing some ABBA.
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03-24-2005, 05:30 PM | #4453 |
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Theoden's thoughts: Oh, Eru, I hope I don't turn the sword the wrong way and cut somebody's spear in half....
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03-24-2005, 05:46 PM | #4454 |
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Theoden: aww screw this..run away!!!
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03-24-2005, 06:02 PM | #4455 |
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Just when Theoden was getting over the whole 'over the hill' experience and successfully settling into the latter half of life... Arthritis strikes another hapless victim!
~ yet, yet and again medical Ka
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03-24-2005, 07:58 PM | #4456 |
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Mustache guy: "Theoden, if you don't get on with the charge ah'll plug ye with mah six-gun!"
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03-24-2005, 08:23 PM | #4457 |
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Theoden: Haaammmm!!!!
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03-24-2005, 10:59 PM | #4458 |
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"Haddock's Eyes", or "A Sitting on a Gate"
Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen.
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03-25-2005, 08:57 AM | #4459 |
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Snowmane thinking: "huh...arise Riders of Theoden... fire and slaughter...a sword-day and all that stuff...well, I say, 'oats in, oats out', so, I'm gonna go over by that tree there and relieve myself of a fell deed before the sun rises on this red day!)
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03-25-2005, 09:25 AM | #4460 |
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Theoden prepares for a fight as the stampede for the Portaloo becomes frenzied.
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03-25-2005, 10:20 AM | #4461 |
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Theoden now knew its not going to be easy getting the last Donut...
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03-25-2005, 11:38 AM | #4462 |
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Bernard Hill wishing he had been to more riding lessons
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03-25-2005, 01:54 PM | #4463 |
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In thick Yorkshire accent...
"By 'eck Snowmane, you're going to take us in t' bloody spears if ye swerve that way!"
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03-25-2005, 02:13 PM | #4464 |
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Theoden contemplates a career change.
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03-25-2005, 03:38 PM | #4465 |
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Oi, I've missed a bit...
The Saruman/Grima pic...
Saruman: Someday lad, this'll all be yours. Grima: The curtains? The Theoden pic... Ride now to ruin, and the worlds'.........hey Grimbeornold, you've got mustard on your breastplate... (Would that be the Mustard of the Rohirrim? ) Or... To his consternation, Theoden King's mind decided at that moment to conjure up an image of fluffy bunnies in tutus frolicking around Gimli in a bikini. ~A strangely giggling Oddwen
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03-25-2005, 04:28 PM | #4466 |
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At the Annual Edoras Rodeo Theoden comes first in the Bronco riding, yet still frets about his prospects in the warg roping section...
(Thinks: 'Sic transit gloria mundi'.....)
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03-25-2005, 04:59 PM | #4467 |
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Theoden is disturbed to find out this is the leader of Gondor...
Denethor tipped back a little too many the previous night.
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03-25-2005, 08:37 PM | #4468 |
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The picture is not showing up... Boromir, you nassty bandwidth thief!
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03-26-2005, 12:04 AM | #4469 |
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Catch up!
Théoden pic
Théoden: Yet though you fight upon an alien field--wait: we're fighting with aliens? ~*~ Denethor pic Denethor: Lurtzin Powers killed Mini-Me! Woe is me! (Vy ze vay, here's the pic, Encai.)
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03-26-2005, 03:02 AM | #4470 |
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It must be great to be Denathor's age... even Climbing the stairs can be an adventure!
Denathor: Must rest now! Head for the top in the morning...
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03-26-2005, 09:58 AM | #4471 |
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Theoden pic:
Bernard: well it could be worse, i could be mauled by ravaging super-lions while trying to save a hospital full of Africans...wait...
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03-26-2005, 10:16 AM | #4472 |
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Yep, you guessed it...
Denathor saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked.
Seriously, that's getting old!
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03-26-2005, 11:11 AM | #4473 |
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Denethor regrets not getting that restraining order against Meela.
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03-26-2005, 12:49 PM | #4474 |
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Ah, thanks, Nil.
Gandalf beats up Denethor a bit prematurely.
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03-26-2005, 03:43 PM | #4475 |
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Hopefully you can see the picture now, I think I fixed it. If not, Nil has helped and set up a wonderful link, thanks .
This is the wonderful site I found it from. It has the script but also, a lot of the frame-by-frame captures of all three movies. Including the EE scenes.
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03-26-2005, 03:57 PM | #4476 |
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Denethor: "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where, oh where!!!! is my hairbrush!"
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03-26-2005, 04:43 PM | #4477 |
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Denethor mourned the cutting off of shipments of cherry tomatoes.
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03-26-2005, 05:19 PM | #4478 |
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Denethor really regretted setting his Stannah stairlift on hyperspeed in his haste to get down the stairs in time for Countdown.
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03-26-2005, 07:23 PM | #4479 |
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In a Mirth-y mood...
The Healers said to quite smoking there old man.
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03-26-2005, 07:47 PM | #4480 |
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Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have to be in fashion this season!?
Denethor pic: When he decided to audition for the role of Juliet instead of Romeo the casting crew was slightly taken aback.
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