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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Unfortunately, the kitchen was being remodeled at the time, so they had to settle for the basement.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, by controlling the basement all they got to control was the Rat Population and where the lost Gnomes of Gondolin now live
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#4363 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, the Gnomes gathered the rats into special rat cannons and fired them all over Middle-Earth, causing chaos and another damned plague. Hygiene was fighting a losing battle in Middle-Earth.
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#4364 |
Wight
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Fortunately, every one and thing left middle earth.
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#4365 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Unfortunately the rats were fired all over Arda, so all was contaminated
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#4366 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, everyone blasted off to.... THE MOON!!!!!
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#4367 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.
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#4368 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.
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#4369 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, they forgot air.
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#4370 |
Flame of the Ainulindalë
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Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.
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#4371 |
Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.
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#4372 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever
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#4373 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world
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#4374 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."
... ...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.
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#4375 |
Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Unfortunately, Eru found that he was the only exception to Rule 34, and he was so insulted he smashed his computer....
...and the pieces rained down on Middlie Earth, an occurence so bizarre that it caused the disintegration of the social structure, and Gondor imprisoned Aragorn and elected a president. |
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#4376 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Fortunaly, the president they elected was Gandalf the Ever-Green.
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#4377 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Unfortunately he soon got bored of signing treaties and meeting other kings or princes, so he left.
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#4378 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, before he left he gave his office to Were-Feanor
let the bloodbath commence
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Quote:
Fortunately, not till after his "Mandatory visitaion of the city sewers" act came into power
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#4381 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, by opening the sewers an entire civilization of Watchers in the Water was released.
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#4382 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately the Watchers in the Water made peace pledge and didn't trouble anyone.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, the just as unknown giants came to the aid of Gondor.
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#4385 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately they made a left when they should have made a right; and ended up in The Shire. As everyone knows Giants don't like hobbits.
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#4386 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately for the hobbits, the hobbits were better fighters, and so the hobbits drove the giants out towards Gondor.
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#4387 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Unfortunately, the Giants ended up making havoc in Gondor, and climbed up on Mindolluin and started to play with rocks.
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#4388 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, they all slipped cause of the slippery stonework
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#4389 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately they all fell and rolled down on top of Minas Tirith smashing it to dust. The estimated damage was 5.2 billion pounds.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, the Watchers were all dead, and since Gondor used gold, they escaped the bill by a loophole.
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Unfortunately, the workers who were supposed to rebuild Gondor decided to join Mac's WW game instead.
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#4392 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, every survivor of Minas Tirith decided to move to Dol Amroth instead
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Unfortunately Ulmo bathing in the Bay of Belfalas created a tsunami that headed straight for Dol Amroth
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#4394 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately, the Dol Amrothians were far superior in the field of technology compared to the rest of Middle-earth. They had constructed an impenetrable force field called 'The Schwartz.'
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#4395 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Unfortunately while the forcefield was impenetrable it wasn't high enough to cope with the backwash from a bathing Vala and the water went over it.
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#4396 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, 'The Schwartz' moves in mysterious ways and it funneled the backwash back into the ocean 50 miles away
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#4398 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Pod Six!
Fortunately, nobody liked those jerks from Pelargir anyways...
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#4399 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, those jerks from Pelargir wanted some new land.
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#4400 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them.
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