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Maeggaladiel · 02-09-2007, 02:32 PM

Unfortunately, the kitchen was being remodeled at the time, so they had to settle for the basement.

Gil-Galad · 02-09-2007, 07:00 PM

Fortunately, by controlling the basement all they got to control was the Rat Population and where the lost Gnomes of Gondolin now live

The 1,000 Reader · 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM

Unfortunately, the Gnomes gathered the rats into special rat cannons and fired them all over Middle-Earth, causing chaos and another damned plague. Hygiene was fighting a losing battle in Middle-Earth.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-09-2007, 10:04 PM

Fortunately, every one and thing left middle earth.

The Might · 02-10-2007, 07:14 AM

Unfortunately the rats were fired all over Arda, so all was contaminated

Gil-Galad · 02-10-2007, 01:18 PM

Fortunately, everyone blasted off to.... THE MOON!!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2007, 01:23 PM

Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.

Maeggaladiel · 02-10-2007, 02:27 PM

Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-10-2007, 04:07 PM

Unfortunately, they forgot air.

Nogrod · 02-10-2007, 04:22 PM

Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.

Rikae · 02-10-2007, 06:05 PM

Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.

Gil-Galad · 02-10-2007, 09:51 PM

Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever

The Might · 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM

Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world

The 1,000 Reader · 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM

Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."

...

...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.

Rikae · 02-11-2007, 08:07 AM

Unfortunately, Eru found that he was the only exception to Rule 34, and he was so insulted he smashed his computer....

...and the pieces rained down on Middlie Earth, an occurence so bizarre that it caused the disintegration of the social structure, and Gondor imprisoned Aragorn and elected a president.

Volo · 02-11-2007, 10:02 AM

Fortunaly, the president they elected was Gandalf the Ever-Green.

The Might · 02-11-2007, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately he soon got bored of signing treaties and meeting other kings or princes, so he left.

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2007, 12:01 PM

Fortunately, before he left he gave his office to Were-Feanor

let the bloodbath commence

High King Fingolfin · 02-11-2007, 08:35 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor had reformed.

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High King Fingolfin

UNFortunately, Were-Feanor had reformed.

Fortunately, not till after his "Mandatory visitaion of the city sewers" act came into power

The 1,000 Reader · 02-12-2007, 01:04 PM

Unfortunately, by opening the sewers an entire civilization of Watchers in the Water was released.

Boromir88 · 02-12-2007, 01:12 PM

Fortunately the Watchers in the Water made peace pledge and didn't trouble anyone.

High King Fingolfin · 02-12-2007, 05:58 PM

Unfortunately, they broke the peace pledge.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-12-2007, 06:24 PM

Fortunately, the just as unknown giants came to the aid of Gondor.

Boromir88 · 02-12-2007, 07:02 PM

Unfortunately they made a left when they should have made a right; and ended up in The Shire. As everyone knows Giants don't like hobbits.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-13-2007, 02:35 AM

Fortunately for the hobbits, the hobbits were better fighters, and so the hobbits drove the giants out towards Gondor.

The Might · 02-13-2007, 07:55 AM

Unfortunately, the Giants ended up making havoc in Gondor, and climbed up on Mindolluin and started to play with rocks.

Gil-Galad · 02-13-2007, 08:04 AM

Fortunately, they all slipped cause of the slippery stonework

Boromir88 · 02-13-2007, 09:22 AM

Unfortunately they all fell and rolled down on top of Minas Tirith smashing it to dust. The estimated damage was 5.2 billion pounds.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-13-2007, 05:14 PM

Fortunately, the Watchers were all dead, and since Gondor used gold, they escaped the bill by a loophole.

Rikae · 02-13-2007, 08:17 PM

Unfortunately, the workers who were supposed to rebuild Gondor decided to join Mac's WW game instead.

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2007, 08:22 AM

Fortunately, every survivor of Minas Tirith decided to move to Dol Amroth instead

The Might · 02-14-2007, 09:10 AM

Unfortunately Ulmo bathing in the Bay of Belfalas created a tsunami that headed straight for Dol Amroth

Boromir88 · 02-14-2007, 11:03 AM

Fortunately, the Dol Amrothians were far superior in the field of technology compared to the rest of Middle-earth. They had constructed an impenetrable force field called 'The Schwartz.'

Mithalwen · 02-14-2007, 01:11 PM

Unfortunately while the forcefield was impenetrable it wasn't high enough to cope with the backwash from a bathing Vala and the water went over it.

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2007, 06:05 PM

Fortunately, 'The Schwartz' moves in mysterious ways and it funneled the backwash back into the ocean 50 miles away

High King Fingolfin · 02-14-2007, 06:13 PM

Unfortunately, it ended up flooding Pelargir.

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2007, 07:51 PM

Fortunately, nobody liked those jerks from Pelargir anyways...

The 1,000 Reader · 02-14-2007, 08:55 PM

Unfortunately, those jerks from Pelargir wanted some new land.

Meneltarmacil · 02-16-2007, 10:07 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them.

02-09-2007, 02:32 PM	#4361
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Unfortunately, the kitchen was being remodeled at the time, so they had to settle for the basement. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-09-2007, 07:00 PM	#4362
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, by controlling the basement all they got to control was the Rat Population and where the lost Gnomes of Gondolin now live __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-09-2007, 09:05 PM	#4363
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the Gnomes gathered the rats into special rat cannons and fired them all over Middle-Earth, causing chaos and another damned plague. Hygiene was fighting a losing battle in Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-09-2007, 10:04 PM	#4364
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, every one and thing left middle earth. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-10-2007, 07:14 AM	#4365
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately the rats were fired all over Arda, so all was contaminated __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-10-2007, 01:18 PM	#4366
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, everyone blasted off to.... *THE MOON!!!!!* __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-10-2007, 01:23 PM	#4367
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-10-2007, 02:27 PM	#4368
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-10-2007, 04:07 PM	#4369
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, they forgot air. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-10-2007, 04:22 PM	#4370
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

02-10-2007, 06:05 PM	#4371
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.

02-10-2007, 09:51 PM	#4372
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2007, 03:46 AM	#4373
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-11-2007, 03:46 AM	#4374
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34." ... ...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-11-2007 at 03:49 AM.

02-11-2007, 08:07 AM	#4375
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, Eru found that he was the only exception to Rule 34, and he was so insulted he smashed his computer.... ...and the pieces rained down on Middlie Earth, an occurence so bizarre that it caused the disintegration of the social structure, and Gondor imprisoned Aragorn and elected a president.

02-11-2007, 10:02 AM	#4376
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, the president they elected was Gandalf the Ever-Green. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-11-2007, 11:40 AM	#4377
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately he soon got bored of signing treaties and meeting other kings or princes, so he left. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-11-2007, 12:01 PM	#4378
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, before he left he gave his office to Were-Feanor let the bloodbath commence __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2007, 08:35 PM	#4379
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Were-Feanor had reformed. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-12-2007, 01:04 PM	#4381
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, by opening the sewers an entire civilization of Watchers in the Water was released. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-12-2007, 01:12 PM	#4382
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the Watchers in the Water made peace pledge and didn't trouble anyone. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-12-2007, 05:58 PM	#4383
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, they broke the peace pledge. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-12-2007, 06:24 PM	#4384
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the just as unknown giants came to the aid of Gondor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-12-2007, 07:02 PM	#4385
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately they made a left when they should have made a right; and ended up in The Shire. As everyone knows Giants don't like hobbits. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-13-2007, 02:35 AM	#4386
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately for the hobbits, the hobbits were better fighters, and so the hobbits drove the giants out towards Gondor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-13-2007, 07:55 AM	#4387
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, the Giants ended up making havoc in Gondor, and climbed up on Mindolluin and started to play with rocks. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-13-2007, 08:04 AM	#4388
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, they all slipped cause of the slippery stonework __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-13-2007, 09:22 AM	#4389
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately they all fell and rolled down on top of Minas Tirith smashing it to dust. The estimated damage was 5.2 billion pounds. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-13-2007, 05:14 PM	#4390
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the Watchers were all dead, and since Gondor used gold, they escaped the bill by a loophole. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-13-2007, 08:17 PM	#4391
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the workers who were supposed to rebuild Gondor decided to join Mac's WW game instead.

02-14-2007, 08:22 AM	#4392
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, every survivor of Minas Tirith decided to move to Dol Amroth instead __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-14-2007, 09:10 AM	#4393
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately Ulmo bathing in the Bay of Belfalas created a tsunami that headed straight for Dol Amroth __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-14-2007, 11:03 AM	#4394
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, the Dol Amrothians were far superior in the field of technology compared to the rest of Middle-earth. They had constructed an impenetrable force field called 'The Schwartz.' __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-14-2007, 01:11 PM	#4395
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Unfortunately while the forcefield was impenetrable it wasn't high enough to cope with the backwash from a bathing Vala and the water went over it. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-14-2007, 06:05 PM	#4396
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, 'The Schwartz' moves in mysterious ways and it funneled the backwash back into the ocean 50 miles away __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.