Duel of Doom! - Page 11 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 07-22-2006, 08:02 AM

Gandalf: I am the friend who ends up drowning me because of his weight.

Lhunardawen · 07-23-2006, 12:54 AM

Saruman: I am the inflatable raft floating so conveniently in the troubled waters.

(So Saruman's a good guy now, is he?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-23-2006, 02:21 AM

Gandalf: I am the pin that bursts the raft.

(I've noticed this too)

Glirdan · 07-23-2006, 03:48 PM

Saruman: I am the other rafts that the needle has already popped. Therefor, the needle is now dull.

(Hey, everyone has to have their turn, right?)

High King Fingolfin · 07-23-2006, 03:54 PM

Gandalf: I am the barrage of needles fired from the needle gun that definitely punctures the raft.

Oddwen · 07-23-2006, 06:16 PM

Saruman: I am the last T-Rex in the world that crashes out of an unexplored swamp to crush the needle gun.

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 07:30 PM

GANDALF: I am the Triceratops that gores the T. rex.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 07:32 PM

Saruman: I am the comet that kills all the triceratopses (and other dinosaurs)

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 07:33 PM

GANDALF: I am the missile that blows up the comet.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 07:36 PM

Saruman: I am the comet that blows up the missile.

Glirdan · 07-23-2006, 09:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the missle that blows up the comet!

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 10:13 PM

Saruman: I am the missile and the comet that mutually destroy each other, and you are caught between them.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 10:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the missile that destroys the comet and the comet that destroys the missile!

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 10:29 PM

Saruman: I am the icy vacuum of space, which simultaneously freezes, depressurizes, and suffocates you.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 10:32 PM

Gandalf: I am my space-suit!

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 10:41 PM

Saruman: I am the alien spaceship that smacks into you at Warp 9.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 10:49 PM

Gandalf: I am the comet that hits the spaceship!

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2006, 10:52 PM

Saruman: I am the explosion created by the impact that destroys you.

Alcarillo · 07-23-2006, 10:55 PM

Gandalf: I am the distance between myself and the explosion.

Oddwen · 07-24-2006, 06:29 AM

Saruman: I am the lack of spacesuit, spaceship, and oxygen in that distance.

Glirdan · 07-24-2006, 08:41 AM

Gandalf: I am the random Time Vortex that opens up and sucks me in.

mark12_30 · 07-24-2006, 10:32 AM

I am the music of the Ainur that conveniently creates order out of all this cosmic chaos.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 11:08 AM

Gandalf: I am the badly tuned instruments that distract the Ainur

High King Fingolfin · 07-24-2006, 11:45 AM

Saruman: I am the electronic tuner that helps the Ainur tune their instruments.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2006, 01:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the thief that steals the tuner.

mark12_30 · 07-24-2006, 01:33 PM

Saruman: I am the breeze created by the raised eyebrow of Manwe, reminding you that except perhaps for Melkor, the Ainur have perfect pitch, and thus do not need tuners.

Glirdan · 07-24-2006, 02:08 PM

Gandalf: I am Eru reminding Manwe that he too is not exactly perfect, even if he was created in his image...

mark12_30 · 07-24-2006, 02:27 PM

Saruman: I am the hosts of Middle-earth gasping in horror that Gandalf has deigned to speak on behalf of Eru.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 02:51 PM

Gandalf: I am the letter from which... erm... I am quoting Eru. Yeah... that'll do.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2006, 04:19 PM

Saruman: I am the goat that eats the letter.

Lhunardawen · 07-25-2006, 03:32 AM

Gandalf: I am Yavanna who points the goat to a very tempting patch of sweet-smelling green grass, and so the goat minds its own business.

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2006, 09:44 AM

Saruman: I am the wolves who eat all the farmer's goats and put him out of business!

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2006, 09:58 AM

Gandalf: I am the villagers that lynch the wolves.

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2006, 10:02 AM

Saruman: I am the S.W.A.T team that arrests the villagers for violating the Endangered Species Act!

Glirdan · 07-25-2006, 10:15 AM

Gandalf: I am the Government taht overrules this action.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2006, 11:54 AM

Saruman: I am the corruption that undermines the Government's decision.

High King Fingolfin · 07-25-2006, 03:30 PM

Gandalf: I am the benevolent government official that actually does something right.

mark12_30 · 07-25-2006, 08:24 PM

Saruman: I am the balrog who invites the benevolent government official over for tea during the critical decision making process.

Gurthang · 07-25-2006, 08:54 PM

Gandalf: I am the benevolent government official who sees through the plot and declines the Balrog's invitation.

Ordimor · 07-25-2006, 09:15 PM

Saruman: I am the enchanted doily placed under the tea-cup, by the breeze blown by the Balrog, from the SWAT team, riding the T-Rex, on the inflatable raft, inflated by the milkmaid, who is blinded by ignorance.

07-22-2006, 08:02 AM	#401
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the friend who ends up drowning me because of his weight. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-23-2006, 02:21 AM	#403
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the pin that bursts the raft. (I've noticed this too) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-23-2006, 03:48 PM	#404
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the other rafts that the needle has already popped. Therefor, the needle is now dull. (Hey, everyone has to have their turn, right?) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-23-2006, 03:54 PM	#405
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the barrage of needles fired from the needle gun that definitely punctures the raft. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 07-23-2006 at 03:59 PM. Reason: Misspelling

07-23-2006, 06:16 PM	#406
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the last T-Rex in the world that crashes out of an unexplored swamp to crush the needle gun. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 07-23-2006 at 06:17 PM. Reason: Poor Grammar

07-23-2006, 12:54 AM	#402
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the inflatable raft floating so conveniently in the troubled waters. (So Saruman's a good guy now, is he?)

07-23-2006, 07:30 PM	#407
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	GANDALF: I am the Triceratops that gores the T. rex. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 07:32 PM	#408
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the comet that kills all the triceratopses (and other dinosaurs)

07-23-2006, 07:33 PM	#409
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	GANDALF: I am the missile that blows up the comet. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 07:36 PM	#410
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the comet that blows up the missile.

07-23-2006, 09:19 PM	#411
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the missle that blows up the comet! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-23-2006, 10:13 PM	#412
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the missile and the comet that mutually destroy each other, and you are caught between them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 10:19 PM	#413
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf: I am the missile that destroys the comet and the comet that destroys the missile!

07-23-2006, 10:29 PM	#414
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the icy vacuum of space, which simultaneously freezes, depressurizes, and suffocates you. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 10:32 PM	#415
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf: I am my space-suit!

07-23-2006, 10:41 PM	#416
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the alien spaceship that smacks into you at Warp 9. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 10:49 PM	#417
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf: I am the comet that hits the spaceship!

07-23-2006, 10:52 PM	#418
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the explosion created by the impact that destroys you. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2006, 10:55 PM	#419
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf: I am the distance between myself and the explosion.

07-24-2006, 06:29 AM	#420
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the lack of spacesuit, spaceship, and oxygen in that distance. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 08:41 AM	#421
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the random Time Vortex that opens up and sucks me in. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-24-2006, 10:32 AM	#422
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	I am the music of the Ainur that conveniently creates order out of all this cosmic chaos. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-24-2006, 11:08 AM	#423
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the badly tuned instruments that distract the Ainur __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2006, 11:45 AM	#424
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the electronic tuner that helps the Ainur tune their instruments. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-24-2006, 01:19 PM	#425
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the thief that steals the tuner. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2006, 01:33 PM	#426
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the breeze created by the raised eyebrow of Manwe, reminding you that except perhaps for Melkor, the Ainur have perfect pitch, and thus do not need tuners. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-24-2006, 02:08 PM	#427
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am Eru reminding Manwe that he too is not exactly perfect, even if he was created in his image... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-24-2006, 02:27 PM	#428
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the hosts of Middle-earth gasping in horror that Gandalf has deigned to speak on behalf of Eru. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-24-2006, 02:51 PM	#429
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the letter from which... erm... I am quoting Eru. Yeah... that'll do. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2006, 04:19 PM	#430
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the goat that eats the letter. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2006, 03:32 AM	#431
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am Yavanna who points the goat to a very tempting patch of sweet-smelling green grass, and so the goat minds its own business.

07-25-2006, 09:44 AM	#432
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the wolves who eat all the farmer's goats and put him out of business! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2006, 09:58 AM	#433
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the villagers that lynch the wolves. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2006, 10:02 AM	#434
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the S.W.A.T team that arrests the villagers for violating the Endangered Species Act! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2006, 10:15 AM	#435
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the Government taht overrules this action. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf