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Meneltarmacil · 12-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Fortunately, the Hobbits were invited to the funeral.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-27-2006, 03:21 PM

Unfortunately, it wasn't catered.

The Elf-warrior · 12-27-2006, 06:29 PM

Fortunately, the funeral baked meats were nice and hot.

Boromir88 · 12-27-2006, 08:46 PM

Unfortunately everyone know's Hobbits are vegetarians...

High King Fingolfin · 12-27-2006, 11:59 PM

Fortunately, they started eating meat again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-28-2006, 02:17 AM

Unfortunately, the meat wasn't quite dead yet!

Gil-Galad · 12-28-2006, 09:31 AM

Fortunately, the hobbits are deaf now too

Meneltarmacil · 12-28-2006, 09:57 AM

Unfortunately, that meant they couldn't hear the Dragon coming to eat them until it was too late.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-28-2006, 09:57 AM

Fortunately, the Dragon had a heart attack, for it saw it's own reflection and realised that he had been putting on weight.

Boromir88 · 12-28-2006, 10:09 AM

Unfortunately the hands of the healer revived the dragon, gave him liposuction, and cleared his arteries so he could go pray on the hobbits once again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-28-2006, 10:14 AM

Fortunately, the hobbits had all gone on Holiday by then.

Boromir88 · 12-28-2006, 10:16 AM

Unfortunately Dragons don't recognize the holidays of the hobbits; and only have one holiday themselves...'Hobbits for dinner day.' And that day happened to be...now.

The Perky Ent · 12-29-2006, 09:59 AM

Fortunately, flying ents plummeted down from the heavents, crashing upon the dragon and killing it.

Boromir88 · 12-29-2006, 10:03 AM

Unfortunately the Ents and Dragons recognized and practiced the same national holiday...and now they were after the Hobbits!

Rikae · 12-29-2006, 10:31 AM

Fortunately, they wanted to pray on the hobbits rather than prey on them.

Boromir88 · 12-29-2006, 10:39 AM

Ahh making a clever joke about my poor grammar eh? I just noticed that too.

Anyway...

Unfortunately the Ents took it literally as in they prayed on [top] of the Hobbits...making Hobbit pancakes out of them all.

High King Fingolfin · 12-31-2006, 12:25 PM

Fortunately, the Hobbits moved to Kansas, where everything is as flat as a pancake anyway.

The Might · 12-31-2006, 12:44 PM

Unfortunately a tornado came and took them to the magical land of Oz

High King Fingolfin · 12-31-2006, 03:01 PM

Fortunately, they landed on both Wicked Witches at once and had a nice smoke to celebrate.

Rikae · 12-31-2006, 05:33 PM

Unfortunately, the smoke was coming from the burning ents the witch's sister had ignited for revenge.

The Might · 12-31-2006, 08:51 PM

Fortunately the Wizard of Oz had been replaced by Gandalf who quickly came and put out the Ents

High King Fingolfin · 12-31-2006, 10:43 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman came to set them on fire again.

Rikae · 01-01-2007, 01:37 PM

Fortunately they were green and didn't burn.

Gil-Galad · 01-01-2007, 03:36 PM

unfortunately, they melted

The Might · 01-01-2007, 05:33 PM

fortunately, once they were dead, they could once again meet the Entwives

Gil-Galad · 01-01-2007, 08:53 PM

Unfortunately, Entwives all fell in love with Khamul the Handsome-and-attractive- Easterling and Khamul had Were-Feanor and Johnny the Stinky Balrog as his bodyguards againest ghost ents.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 10:55 AM

Fortunately, now that the Ents were gone Saruman could finally get enough wood for his underground chocolate factory (what did you think caused those fumes all the time)

Boromir88 · 01-02-2007, 10:57 AM

Unfortunately Saruman laced all his chocolate with arsenic...

Rikae · 01-02-2007, 11:06 AM

Fortunately his main market was Mordor's orcs.

High King Fingolfin · 01-02-2007, 11:24 AM

Unfortunately, they sold it to Elves as well.

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2007, 11:38 AM

Fortunately, Elves are immune to arsenic.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 11:42 AM

Unfortunately Galadriel lost her ideal weight due to the chocolate and started looking more and more into the mirror to see herself beautiful again.

High King Fingolfin · 01-02-2007, 12:10 PM

Fortunately, she went on Atkins and lost weight again.

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2007, 12:46 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum stole the Ring when nobody else was looking.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 12:51 PM

Fortunately as he was doing his victory dance his ring slipped from his hand, fell through the tunnels and was eventually found by Bilbo

Boromir88 · 01-02-2007, 01:39 PM

Unfortunately Bilbo thought it was just a simple band of gold, and traded it to Saruman for some of his chocolates.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 01:42 PM

Fortunately Saruman thought that his own Ring was much cooler and he sold the Ring to Ghan-buri-ghan

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2007, 01:44 PM

Unfortunately, Ghan-buri-ghan decided to eat the Ring!

The Might · 01-02-2007, 01:56 PM

Fortunately a few Gondorians found the Ring (alittle bit dirty) on the border of the Druadan Forest (I guess it's pretty clear how it ended up there

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Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2007, 02:56 PM

Unfortunately, Boromir was with them and took the Ring for himself.

12-27-2006, 03:01 PM	#4121
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Hobbits were invited to the funeral. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-27-2006, 03:21 PM	#4122
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it wasn't catered. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-27-2006, 06:29 PM	#4123
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, the funeral baked meats were nice and hot. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-27-2006, 08:46 PM	#4124
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately everyone know's Hobbits are vegetarians... __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-27-2006, 11:59 PM	#4125
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, they started eating meat again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-28-2006, 02:17 AM	#4126
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the meat wasn't quite dead yet! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-28-2006, 09:31 AM	#4127
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the hobbits are deaf now too __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-28-2006, 09:57 AM	#4128
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, that meant they couldn't hear the Dragon coming to eat them until it was too late. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-28-2006, 09:57 AM	#4129
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Dragon had a heart attack, for it saw it's own reflection and realised that he had been putting on weight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-28-2006, 10:09 AM	#4130
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately the hands of the healer revived the dragon, gave him liposuction, and cleared his arteries so he could go pray on the hobbits once again. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-28-2006, 10:14 AM	#4131
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the hobbits had all gone on Holiday by then. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-28-2006, 10:16 AM	#4132
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately Dragons don't recognize the holidays of the hobbits; and only have one holiday themselves...'Hobbits for dinner day.' And that day happened to be...now. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-29-2006, 09:59 AM	#4133
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunately, flying ents plummeted down from the heavents, crashing upon the dragon and killing it. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

12-29-2006, 10:03 AM	#4134
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately the Ents and Dragons recognized and practiced the same national holiday...and now they were after the Hobbits! __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-29-2006, 10:31 AM	#4135
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, they wanted to pray on the hobbits rather than prey on them.

12-29-2006, 10:39 AM	#4136
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Ahh making a clever joke about my poor grammar eh? I just noticed that too. Anyway... Unfortunately the Ents took it literally as in they prayed on [top] of the Hobbits...making Hobbit pancakes out of them all. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-31-2006, 12:25 PM	#4137
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the Hobbits moved to Kansas, where everything is as flat as a pancake anyway. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-31-2006, 12:44 PM	#4138
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately a tornado came and took them to the magical land of Oz __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

12-31-2006, 03:01 PM	#4139
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, they landed on both Wicked Witches at once and had a nice smoke to celebrate. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-31-2006, 05:33 PM	#4140
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the smoke was coming from the burning ents the witch's sister had ignited for revenge.

12-31-2006, 08:51 PM	#4141
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately the Wizard of Oz had been replaced by Gandalf who quickly came and put out the Ents __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

12-31-2006, 10:43 PM	#4142
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Saruman came to set them on fire again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-01-2007, 01:37 PM	#4143
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately they were green and didn't burn.

01-01-2007, 03:36 PM	#4144
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately, they melted __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-01-2007, 05:33 PM	#4145
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	fortunately, once they were dead, they could once again meet the Entwives __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-01-2007, 08:53 PM	#4146
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Entwives all fell in love with Khamul the Handsome-and-attractive- Easterling and Khamul had Were-Feanor and Johnny the Stinky Balrog as his bodyguards againest ghost ents. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-02-2007, 10:55 AM	#4147
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, now that the Ents were gone Saruman could finally get enough wood for his underground chocolate factory (what did you think caused those fumes all the time) __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 10:57 AM	#4148
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately Saruman laced all his chocolate with arsenic... __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-02-2007, 11:06 AM	#4149
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately his main market was Mordor's orcs.

01-02-2007, 11:24 AM	#4150
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, they sold it to Elves as well. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-02-2007, 11:38 AM	#4151
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Elves are immune to arsenic. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2007, 11:42 AM	#4152
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately Galadriel lost her ideal weight due to the chocolate and started looking more and more into the mirror to see herself beautiful again. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 12:10 PM	#4153
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, she went on Atkins and lost weight again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-02-2007, 12:46 PM	#4154
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Gollum stole the Ring when nobody else was looking. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2007, 12:51 PM	#4155
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately as he was doing his victory dance his ring slipped from his hand, fell through the tunnels and was eventually found by Bilbo __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown