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05-05-2018, 12:48 PM | #1 |
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From Bizarre to the Ridiculous...
And...in the most surreal news of the day, Harvey Weinstein, one-time CEO of Miramax Films (before getting outed as a serial rapist), threatened to replace Peter Jackson as director of Lord of the Rings with....
....get this.... ....Quentin Tarentino. Bzuh? https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...d-of-the-rings Weinstein wanted Tarentino to jam everything into one 2 hour film. Again...bzuh?
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05-05-2018, 01:23 PM | #2 |
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Gandalf played by Samuel L. Jackson could have been awesome.
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05-05-2018, 03:59 PM | #3 |
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"Sindarin, mother-f*****, can you speak it?"
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05-09-2018, 08:16 AM | #4 |
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This would have been terrible and would have ruined the LOTR movies, at the same time it would have been hilarious.
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